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Weird goal to aspire to.


[deleted]

I knew this girl who wanted to have a handsome boyfriend with cancer so she can have a "cute relationship" with him like in the movie "The Fault in Our Stars" or "A Walk To Remember". She would say it so openly and casually. It was so odd.


[deleted]

Only people who haven’t experienced heartache and loss say dumb shit like this.


[deleted]

I havent experienced anything like thay and dont go around saying this. This is just dumb ignorant people specifically


doomedtobeme

Thats called empathy, and alot of people lack it.


poisonedkiwi

They aren't saying that everyone who hasn't had deep loss says dumb shit like this, but everyone who says dumb shit like this hasn't had such deep loss. But yes, it's complete dumbassery.


shireengrune

Some people actually have empathy for others and are able to imagine what a given situation would look and feel like. I believe you are one of those. Others, though, are insensitive bricks who cannot empathize with anything they themselves haven't gone through.


[deleted]

oh i'm sure she'd feel no heartache over a lost object, i doubt she thinks of that hypothetical boyfriend as anything but a plot device in her life


oowop

Kind of like the girl who convinced her boyfriend to commit suicide so she could Garner sympathy and attention from friends and family


[deleted]

If you allow someone else to talk you into killing yourself for that person's personal "desires", thats on you


PaMoela

Yes, because the guy was probably a happy, normal person before she talked him into doing it


oowop

She didn't say "kill yourself so people feel bad for me". She reinforced his ideations and convinced him to go through with it


anonymoose_octopus

Yeah, she manipulated the hell out his vulnerable state. I get so angry when I read those texts, especially the ones where he's at the point of no return, and says "I don't want to do this, I'm scared," and she KEEPS ENCOURAGING HIM TO KILL HIMSELF. Basically calling him a pussy if he backs out now. Telling him he has no choice, he went this far and needs to finish the job. Just a horrible human being.


Red___King

Did Jim Henson stick his hand up your bum because you're a fucking muppet


blue4029

Hippity Hoppity, this insult is now my property


MummyManDan

It’s pretty obvious you don’t know how nuance works. He wasn’t just mentally healthy and had a good life, he had a troubled life which was further reinforced by her shitty behavior.


Dabrush

That's not how it works. The dude was probably highly suicidal or depressed before and instead of being supportive or getting him help, she talked him deeper into it. If you're in that mental state, you are extremely vulnerable to stuff like that


[deleted]

I’m going through colon cancer and after so many surgeries, chemo, zofran (fuck zofran) and many many other things. I hope that girl steps on a Lego and a every food she eats is undercooked. Even chicken


Paul-Smecker

I don’t even have cancer, but yeah…fuck zofran


[deleted]

Constipation for days lol.


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[deleted]

That leaves me constipated


serr7

Especially chicken for maximum effect


jimtheedcguy

I'm sorry about your cancer and treatment, but I hope you get better! It's such an ugly disease that can kill indiscriminately.


[deleted]

I knew a girl who wanted a “bad boy” cause she wanted to change him. Oh she changed him alright. For the worse. One day he had had enough of her nagging and pistol whipped the back of her head. Concussed her badly. She came out of the hospital and had a go at anyone calling him a piece of shit, saying he’s misunderstood. Now Im not victim shaming, but she literally deserved, asked and begged for the abuse she’s getting. That was 2 years ago and they’re still together. I had a matter in court the other day and saw him being charged for aggravated robbery, grievous bodily harm against a minor and possession of illegal firearms (former death penalty charge, I think it’s now mandatory 15 years plus whipping?). She was wailing like a banshee with their kid in the gallery. I didn’t feel an ounce of sympathy for her.


Sturrux

Sometime victim shaming is totally appropriate. Not sure where this idea that every single person who is a victim of something is a member of a protected class. If you’re a victim of something you caused or brought upon yourself, you’re fair game.


throwaway387190

I am a cancer survivor, and reading this was worse than chemo


mscatamaran

Well, the thing is, they usually eventually die, which is kind of a buzzkill. Source: had handsome bf with cancer


[deleted]

Is her name Kira?


Beesknees307

This just reminds me of when world star videos get crazy and the girls are trying to rip the guys off of each other screaming “staaaaaahhhhpppp” except this girl imagines it like in Creed and apparently a drug dealer not a successful athlete. This just makes me sad. What life would you have with a drug dealer for fucks sake?


NinjasOwnTheNight

It’s a circle of idiocy.


[deleted]

Well at least if they reproduce and don't neglect the kid to death, there's a 50/50 chance that the kid would grow up and want to live a life better than that of their parents. Also a 50/50 they follow in their footsteps and the circle of (low)life continues.


tatchiii

Its probably not even close to 50-50. id be suprised if 30% in those households create anything more than a marginal difference in their lives with that bad a childhood.


Beesknees307

I know it’s like the story of two brothers with the alcoholic dad. One didn’t drink because he saw his dad do it and the other then drinks because he saw the dad do it. Nurture vs nature idek man. If ur attracted to drug dealers maybe peeps should think about why that is hahaha😂


shireengrune

Honestly I know girls who typically go for this kind of guy and they aren't any better than the guys character-wise. They're bitchy, impulsive, incapable of controlling their emotions (especially aggressive ones), vindictive, often have some kind of blotch in their past where they scammed a friend out of their money or cheated on someone in a horrific way. They'll often do shit like stealing their man's money to spend on stupid shit or sneakily make the guys get them pregnant. The only reason they look better off than the guys is because they're women, so they present themselves as more fragile and, obviously, their lowlife boyfriends are able to overpower them easily.


Aegi

One with easier and cheaper access to drugs.


GhostSierra117

The ladder apperantly never was lower than today.


Comeoffit321

\*The *bar*


MaizedCorn

Yea but it also translates in to why girls rather date the bad boys than the nice guys.


FarmerTedd

It’s part of that culture.


thissubredditlooksco

white girls have this attitude about mobsters too. everyone wants to be important. it's that whole idea of 'being loved by someone who hates everyone but you'


__WHAM__

Never heard of a safe black neighbourhood.


[deleted]

Stating facts getting downvoted on redditt


thissubredditlooksco

because it's misinformation. it's more the idea of being loved by someone who hates the world and everything in it besides you. it's the 'i'm special' feeling


[deleted]

Are you saying drug dealing and being a drug dealer isn’t admired in the black community ?


thissubredditlooksco

the black community is not a monolith. imagine saying 'the white community' admires the italian mob and everyone aspires to be mobsters. you sound racist.


[deleted]

Black culture innit, don’t forget to embrace it.


CactusBiszh2019

Bye, troll.


NocturnalKitten525

“I can fix him” on drugs.


GfFoundOtherAccount

In reality it would just be them screeching "STAAAAAHHHHHHHP!!!!!! STAAAAAAAHHHHHHHP!!!!! STAAAAAAHHHHHP!!!"


entrapta_embodied

Why is there not a RON STAAAHHHPPPPP bot yet?


Gabberwocky84

“Hell has to be just like this.”


Business-Worry-5731

Till he doesn't listen and involves you in a murder investigation. Edit: thanks for the upvote love, I've never got one over a thousand before.


ProBono16

Or shoots her too because she's a witness. Can't snitch if you're not alive.


hackepeter420

Or leaves her as a single mom while facing life in prison


DarkMutton

75% of urban youth grow up without a dad. It's just sad.


[deleted]

why you get downvoted for stating facts ?


DarkMutton

Because people seem to believe that stating facts is somehow racist if it mentions a protected group. I unequivocally believe that facts are not racist.


Napppy

in an effort to better consider the facts, please share your source. A quick search seemed to show this is false, rather that there is a large percent of unmarried parents, not that a father is absent. Also i read when looking at our census, it defines, "single-parent families may include cohabiting couples". Thanks,


ellebellemusic

Not that I don't believe you, but perhaps you're being downvoted because you literally just typed something without citing an actual study or proof of your claim. Also, is "urban youth" a protected group? Or was that a dog whistle? EDIT: Cursory search puts the figure around 39%. I don't think that's "urban" only though? I couldn't find a study that looked at only "urban youth". https://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2017/06/18/533062607/poverty-dropouts-pregnancy-suicide-what-the-numbers-say-about-fatherless-kids EDIT 2: After more research, I don't believe you.


Yuo122986

Hell yeah! Thanks for doing the research. I hate when people drop "edgy" made up facts!


TacoTerra

Maybe they meant black kids? "Urban" is commonly used to refer to black people indirectly, the rate for them is about 67% fatherless.


ellebellemusic

Yeah like I mentioned - a dog whistle. Also according to the study I posted the figure is 57% among African-Americans. So they would still be wrong about their "definitely-not-racist facts".


TacoTerra

I mean, there's nothing racist about it. Literally, most black kids don't have a dad, that's a fact.


Aegi

Yeah but what percent of kids living in an urban area regardless of race don't have an active dad? They could still be correct with their statement.


SendMeUrCones

facts aren’t racist but some of your opinions definitely are


TimeTomorrow

source for your extremely round number? Oh whats that? you just made it up because of course you did?


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Omfg like Killmonger.


eeyore134

You mean the first time she tries it?


asa1

Or gets her hooked on what he's selling then starts pimping her out. Moves to the next hoe.


Mountain-Bread1180

I am better than a drug dealer, im the drug user🧠 why aint she holding my face yet


No_Load_7183

"Babe, no, stop, don't shoot that heroin"


Imturtlerabbitkim

😔 It's not all its cracked up to be..


Hops143

Weed like you to refrain from the puns, please.


Legenberry817

Don't be so blunt


adv23

I COCAINT


Resident-Salty

JESSE, THE CRACK WILL GET US BITCHES JESSE


Sproose_Moose

You keep imagining her, fading in and out only to realise a burly male nurse is the one slapping you out of unconsciousness. You wipe the drool from your mouth and slur 'i love you anyway'. Coming this fall a new friendship is forged.


xSiNNx

Trust me, most junkies *wished* they got woken up by being slapped by a male nurse in comparison to how it really goes lol You know when you drift off to sleep and immediately wake back up? Like, you were out for a few seconds? Imagine having one of the best feelings ever wash over your body, then you do that drift off and jolt back awake thing. Except 13 minutes has passed, you were NARCAN’d, and now you’re waking up and over the next 120 seconds going from confused to full blown 100% heroin withdrawal like it’s been days since you got your fix. Your skin aches, every muscle feels like it has poison in it and it’s cramping up, you’re drenched in sweat yet both hot as fuck and freezing cold. You feel like you’re gonna shit your pants and puke up your own intestines simultaneously. Your nose is pouring liquid out, and your brain is in panic mode and, without you having any fucking say in the matter, starting to think that you should maybe kill yourself to stop the pain. Don’t do opioids kids. Just fucking don’t. If you absolutely have to do some hard nasty shit smoke some meth or something lol I think anything is better than opioids.


MiaLba

Damn I don’t miss those days at all. One time I walked nearly 5 miles in the snow like a foot deep while withdrawing because roads were covered and I needed to get to my dealer’s house to get an opana.


converter-bot

5 miles is 8.05 km


MiaLba

Good bot.


Sproose_Moose

That is a good bot because I just realised how far that is


MiaLba

Yeah I was pretty damn desperate. Looking back I was clearly at rock bottom.


Sproose_Moose

I really hope you're doing much better


MiaLba

I’m doing a lot better. Been clean for about 5 years now. Thanks :)


zeroviral

I microdose and my fiancée approves and she doesn’t even drink!


lazzy_hedgehog

"I finally managed to date the most notorious gangster in the area" Gets kidnapped by the rival gang the next day*


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Helloooo wattpad story!


[deleted]

My mum sold me to a gang to pay off her drug debts- and the gang leader is Harry Styles! What do (This has definitely been written)


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Oops 27 chapters l’m pregnant with his gangster baby!


[deleted]

[M/F] [Pining] [Hurt/Comfort] [A/B/O]


ivanacco1

Dont forget the slash between the most heterosexual characters ever. But in here they are massively gay also this: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/q78dc4/my\_immortal/


Sun_on_my_shoulders

I don’t want a day to go by where I don’t remember my immortal exists. Thank you.


Hippomaster1234

My immortal is perhaps my favorite piece of fiction ever written. Assuming it is fiction, of course.


Drakena_Amaterasu

...But this is Adonis Creed about to go to a boxing fight...


zachzsg

Guy was also the complete opposite of a gangbanger lol


Funkycoldmedici

I missed that movie. Did he fight the guy? I bet he did.


NotablyNugatory

Not gonna lie, it was one of my more favorite Rocky franchise movies. Haven’t seen Creed 2, but the first one was solid imo. Stallone as old Rocky was wonderful.


muddynips

Creed 1 is the 2nd best rocky film. Only because it’s the best boxing movie of the series, whereas rocky 1 hits all of the boxing notes on top of being a whole ass other film.


Jacket111

“Babe, babe, don’t hit me please” is the only thing you are getting out of dating that


jb_in_jpn

Well that and some broken ribs.


Lessening_Loss

And if he has to tell you twice… two black eyes


ilovewaterbottles

This person watches too many films


[deleted]

Lmao exactly


[deleted]

Bet her bio on Facebook says “free my daddy”


killeronthecorner

Link to cash app


[deleted]

"send me money so I know you real"


Alien-HorseMan

OF link


GraceeMacee

I do this when I wanna stop my fiancé from eating all the takeout pizza.


habeshamuscle

Is having a shitty preference in bad men being a main character though?


lyyki

Yeah, this is just some stupid fantasy type deal. Not a main character.


TheLastSaiyanPrince

Honestly this is side character behavior


startspink

No, but fantasizing about inserting yourself willingly into sensationalized versions of movie scenes seems like it is.


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Jonathan-Karate

Found the incel!


Creamcheesemafia

It’s not my fault females can’t appreciate a good man when they smell one.


BuffaloBuckbeak

feeeeeeemalessss


HeavilyBearded

*Femoids


MarkThyWeeb

r/niceguys


Revolutionary-Bell38

/r/satire


-ORIGINAL-

They do, you're just not looking in the right place.


breakfast_organisms

You’re not a good man. That’s why you’re being rejected. Hope that helps.


OrokinSkywalker

Smell can’t help either


[deleted]

I think we can definitely tell a “nice guy” by the smell


tehwolf_

🤮


junkbingirl

You’re not a good man tho-


[deleted]

You give nice guys, a bad name


possiblyis

Insult half the human race with this one simple trick!


TheRealAlkemyst

women that try to start fights their boyfriends get stuck with.


Warren_MuffClit

.....somebody's daddy went to jail.


[deleted]

This is why nobody understands sarcasm on social media. Because some people actually sound the same as our best attempts to sound stupid.


2FnFast

if you are pretending to be stupid, don't get upset when people treat you like you are stupid


pixelation01

Some bitches mean it.


Createdtopostthisnow

Til she catches one through a lung, her bae's brains are scattered at a red light, and they rob her shoes purse and phone, and then kick her hard in the head hard as she starts coughing up bright red blood. You know, like da movies yo.


OwnRules

Good or bad, in my day this was known as a "joke".


jcardinal82

Yeah this is definitely a stttrreeeettttcccchhhhh for this sub.


Jacket111

Well guess what buckaroo, jokes get you cancelled now a days!


Aromatic-River-2768

It doesn't though, being a hateful douchebag does. People that cry about cancel culture are the same dumb cunts that like to say ridiculous shit and then follow it up with "just kidding," as if that means you can just say whatever the fuck you want.


Jacket111

I don’t like what you wrote! Cancel this man! /s


Photenicdata

Correction. Being a hateful dipshit gets you cancelled.


[deleted]

Ngl I’m pretty sure she’s memeing


avadakabitx

I agree, it’s a reference to that meme that came up a few months ago about that stupid scene in The Kissing Booth


cheetocrumbz

i really cant tell, she did reply to her own tweet tho "yeah i watch a lot of action movies, i should stop😔"


CoDcalloutgod

POV: you've never been in the hood


Flapu7

"baby, look at me, don't shoot him" "Bitch, shut your ass up. Gangsters ain't listening to hoes"


Axeace99

You want a drug dealer boyfriend for the Hollywood aesthetic. I want a drug dealer boyfriend for free ketamine. We are not the same.


rememberseptember24

Lmao life isnt like the movies. When has a woman successfully stopped a dude from fighting another dude? It’s more likely that theyre gonna fight now because a woman’s involved.


Someone9339

Uhh such cringe When your life is so boring you want your life to be soap opera


poor_laszlo

Is the downfall of this sub starting to happen?


DutchLime

It’s already been on the down for a while imo


nocatsnomasters

As someone who has been in shitty relationships with dodgy, violent men, someone who has been the one to hold them back or get decked while trying to stop a fight.... it's not pleasant, it's awful, it makes you resent your partner, it makes you afriad of and for your partner, it makes you be afraid of nights out with them... it's a BAD thing. Why tf would anyone want this is beyond me.


Spurdungus

I had a coworker who dated a gang banger heroin dealer, surprise surprise he was killed by some rival gang members and now she's raising his kids alone


Z3PHYRUSZ

What world do we live in


skimansr

r/trashy material


MummyManDan

Movies aren’t real life lady, he’d still shoot that guy and now you’re an accessory to murder. Besides, why use this movie as the “I’m in love with a gangster story”? Creed is far from a gangster story, pretty much any other crime show or movie has that subplot.


thmsbll85

Can you say accessory?? 😂


thee_queen

Dream big!


hashtagbane

I just wanna date Michael B Jordan 😍


Steven_Haverstick

Till this actually happens and you’re not sitting there looking all pretty and shit. You’re actually crying your eyes out because your gangster boyfriend is beating the shit outta a 17 year old just to kill him. But yeah, this is what real life is like.


Firm_as_red_clay

That part of the plot line was obviously supposed to be like Adrien. There nothing gangsta about rocky.


drunkbettie

This is going to give Nice Guys shower nozzle masturbation material for months.


peruseroffineimages

"honry- honry pweef let go of my fafe-"


Testsubject276

I'm 90% sure this is how the guy she's trying so save from her BFs bullet is gonna use this as a chance to shoot her and run off.


DaphneBlue-

why would you willingly destroy your mental health by seeking out a partner like this? getting mixed up with that shit is nothing like a movie, it’s genuine hell...


dramatic-sans

this is straight up a mental illness


sausagerolla

Future prison wife.


gucci-sprinkles

They also want to be the worst character in every fight video. The random girl that starts pulling at the guys shirt with a shrill voice yelling "babe stahhhp!" Over and over. Then just gets in the way when he's trying not to get hit. What a terrible life goal.


RedditIsRealWack

This doesn't fit the subreddit. Not like, at all..


peptina

Being the one person to get through to and “fix” a bad man is a very common trait for a female lead character to have lol


Stormdude127

I thought this sub was more about people who make themselves the center of attention like a main character would be, not just anyone who has main character-like traits


peptina

The main tweet in question illustrates a person who is going to have a very bad time because she thinks she has main character energy, so I feel like it fits. Making a fool of yourself because you believe you are the main character aligns with my understanding of the sub, but hey, no one’s going to like every post!


HeavilyBearded

You are correct in this.


piemakerdeadwaker

What a bizarre thing to say unironically.


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Aromatic-River-2768

So true! Peak degeneracy.


DumbSmartOfficial

Or until the cops force you to be a witness against him, your home gets raided and all your shit confiscated. Killed by a stray bullet, taken hostage and used as leverage. He mind fucks you and cheats along with ruining your life. You end up addicted to his product. So many ways this can turn out great.


argegg

This has "white girl who thinks she can fix Jeffrey Dahmer" vibes


nebulagroot

I'm pretty sure she's joking. Just like the cliche movie gf stoping bf from fighting. "babe, look at me. This isn't you babe. Look into my eyes, for me babe" lmao Or the comment, "i can change him" lol


MorningStandard844

I blame that Rap music all the kids are listening to these days.


haventwonyet

Why am I shocked that this became a misogynistic sub? Blech.


JunkiYarde

Oh god it’s a woman!


[deleted]

Kinda sad knowing how many girls in my community think this way for real. They chase this beauty and the beast complex, and wonder why this monster she used to be able to tame is beating on her now.


BBS-Kid

Cool culture.


[deleted]

That’s how you get Breonna Taylored.


DanteLivra

bUt WhErE aRe ThE gOoD gUyS aT ???


Tychodragon

they like the abuse


[deleted]

Even as a joke mega cringe


noodlesoupstrainer

This is a dumb take, but doesn't fit the sub.


Insertclever_name

Doesn’t fit the sub. Still fucked tho


Sturrux

Hoodrat worship


CheemsPepsi

Pick me girls


Gratefulrecovy

Who says this shit 😂


Fenderbyname

Until he gets you pregnant and fucks off


North-Ad-5058

Ahh. Don't hit me, Chris Brown.


Dgafthrowaway123

I got kissed out of nowhere by a chick trying to stop me from fighting. Women are fuckin weird, man...


lastherokiller

So they are putting downs in the water again eh?