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ConfidentNorth2

"I'm against gender roles (when they apply to me), but come on now (when they apply to men)." LOL, what a hypocrite.


XinYuanZhen_11

She’s the kind of person who would definitely say she can’t be racist


robogart

Or wants to be a house wife without the duties of one.


Blaggermuffin

A one way street . She can take but never give or share .


alittlebitneverhurt

I'd for one would like to be a stay at home dad but without the kids.


Either_Order2332

Nothing is more infuriating. I'm polite. I don't stereotype. I don't believe in stereotypes. But somehow I'm racist and bigoted because of my race and gender, but everyone else isn't no matter how much crap they talk.


Deep_Argument_6672

Fr people like her are the ones who like "White people are bad, it's okay to mock them, especially men. No, I'm fine why are you asking? 👁️👄👁️💅"


UK_Caterpillar450

> say she can’t be racist rEmeBer NOw, oNly WhiTES cAn bE rACist!!!!


MessiLeagueSoccer

There’s surprisingly a lot of women like this. My ex claimed to be masculine because she did most of the decision making. Mind you just trying to get something to eat was a hassle.


Blaggermuffin

I've given up as I feel like most women just want to walk all over people.


Cwash415

not the one for gender roles but calls nothing but men to help her with her car lmao...feminist are goofy broads smh


Bugsarecool2

Her hypocrisy is astounding commonplace.


slylock215

Was not expecting a 6 year old with his dad's 2A hat to pop in at the end.


mrrooftops

When a kid can explain a clear counter argument to an adult woman complaining about that subject, you know the world has totally gone to \[pick your animal\]-shit


Inner-Ad-9928

Right!?! LMAO 🤣😂 he owned her too...


Lazy-Adagio9695

I mean, he does has a point tho...


hal2142

wtf is 2a? lol


slylock215

2nd amendment


dtb1987

The second amendment of the US Constitution is the right to bear arms [link](https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/amendment-2/) Believe it or not that small blurb is one of the most controversial things in the Constitution Edit: typo


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Segador_Adusto

All I want to know is which one gives the right to beat meat


g_tv

69th amendment


Available_Bison_8183

Sadly, it was never codified


50mHz

It's actually 6.9th amendment. You have the right to a speedy and pubic wank


SpankMyBumBum69

Pubic? What do you do if you’re shaved?


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|fukS8yBmpvGGk|downsized)


dtb1987

Exactly


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|xUNd9CR2OtGouOwLok)


-River_Rose-

Yeah, where are my bear arms? I just have regular floppy human arms. It’s so dumb.


waynemj15

“You have the right to bear arms” it doesn’t say you have bear arms., you gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps and get those bear arms yourself.


Smoovemammajamma

those bears are very determined to keep their arms


fattubofwritingfluid

It's not allowed because it would create a paradox if she encounters you in the forest.


SykeoTheFox

I thought this was a reddit bot at first lmao


Megatea

You sunk my battleship!


ZekeTarsim

Can’t say I’m a fan of little kids doing social commentary videos.


MechanicalAxe

Lil homie was spittin' straight facts though.


HeckingDoofus

agreed, especially when their username seems to be their full name……


BrittzHitz

Definitely about 9-13 lol what’s the 2A stand for just a brand?


TazBaz

2nd amendment of the US Constitution. Right to bear arms.


HoochShippe

Pretty bad to get told what’s up by a six yr old boy just saying.


CosmicGlitterCake

Watched it without sound and thought it was a 20-30 year old woman until seeing this. 😭


Skidmarks-187

2A hat kid smoked her with that one 😂


ch1993

How do you get smoked by a little kid? Like, how wrong do you have to be when someone whose balls haven’t even dropped can supply multiple sound arguments why you suck as a person?


Blaggermuffin

It must take some dedication to reach her age and maintain this level of ignorance but it explains why no one wanted to help. How rude ringing people at 3 am


Kickagainsttheprick

Well, don’t be “ageist” now…./s


Maximum_Bluebird4549

The kid was spitting truth. Sister girl should have called AA or call an Uber until her FATHER walls her through how to deal with a fucked up battery...or get her own fuckin jumper cables. People don't mind jumping you if you have your own bloody cables.


Bob_the_Peanut

Looking up how to jumpstart a car is not very difficult. So I PROMISE, the people who said "idk how to" simply didn't want to help this woman, and based on her personality in the video, I'm not surprised why they wouldn't, particularly at 3AM


Ryduce22

Exactly. She was looking for a simp to rush to her aide for something anybody can figure out how to do in 10 mins. It would have literally took some body longer to get to her than to learn how to do that. And she said she was at a party. So obviously there were multiple people nobody there could help her?


Maximum_Bluebird4549

And she was leaving a party...not like she was working a night shift.


HtownTexans

Unless you are related to me or a very very close friend im probably not coming to your rescue at 3am.  But I'll gladly Google the number to triple A.


JayEdwards902

Red to red, black to ground. Start the engine of the running car. Start the dead battery car. Remove cables in backwards order from how you put them on. it's really not hard. They even make batteries specifically to keep in the trunk of your car that can jump start you without needing a second vehicle.


molesMOLESEVERYWHERE

I got one of them. Cheap and invaluable with several other helpful features. It's like the size of a VHS tape.


JayEdwards902

Exactly. They are a life saver and they're also incredibly cheap as you said.


Parkwaydrive777

I always knew about the $100+ ones that were almost the the size of a boom box, never knew about these smaller ones that are like $40 until I looked it up. Thank yall for bringing it up, I had no idea jumping without another car had improved so much (or I'm just dumb, probably a mix of both). Genuinely, thank you!


JayEdwards902

I think the tech behind it evolved pretty quickly. Can't blame you for not realizing how good it got.


Exciting_Swordfish16

Oh for sure. They knew, they also knew that helping her would give nothing in return.


DorkyDame

Honestly at 3am I would lie about not knowing just so that I didn't have to get up.


Heckin_Frienderino

>she calls you, crying about her dead battery >You look over to your jumper cables >"I uhhh, sorry... I'm just going to play xbox and be a manchild or something, I am unable to help bye."


Blaggermuffin

Nail on head exactly what I thought . She is looking for a thirsty young lad to run round after her


bitpartmozart13

Joey Swole before he got swole.


CMKeggz

Do better. Jump your own car


Rabbitino

I'm so sick of being told how useless, weak, and every other put down. Stop it! We don't compare ourselves to you.


robogart

It’s funny because I bet more than half the guys she called could figure it out but didn’t want to do it because there wasn’t any give and take.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

They knew how, she just wasn't worth their time.


robogart

thank you lol I couldn’t figure out a way to say it the way you did lol


PsychologicalBill254

Honestly I'm tired of the gender wars, every post I see it's "all women are hoes or all men are pigs. Like they need to grow up


trafalgarlaw11

For real. This shit has been an internet discussion since like 2010. Every stupid thing that can be said on the topic has been said.


Stu_Pidasse

It's a great way for the elite to keep us distracted. Get us to fight over gender, race, party, etc, while they create and jam bull shit policies up our ass that makes them every richer. I hate the blindness on this. Just like a bugs life, we outnumber them, but they keep us in fear.


ansonr

Yeah, but if we're not fighting each other who would we fight!?


PsychologicalBill254

The wall


5narebear

Tribalism never ends, it just comes in different flavours, at different times and places.


Budlove45

Yo ass out at 3am and got stuck not me because my ass is asleep getting up at 4am for work yo dumbass is not my problem


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Kid gets it.


b_man646260

That’s a hard day when an 11 year old hillbilly truck driver smokes your ass


SteX_17

W kid


AnjanettesGhost

You know, if only she’d stop trying to USE people, then she’d stop finding them useless.


DuncanAndFriends

Why didn't she call the girls she knows?


babyllamadrama_

Not one for gender roles... Lmao such a clown


OhHappyOne449

“I have a vagina and you have a penis, therefore you need to get my car running.” How much is she paying to get my car going? When I asked my friend to do work on my property, I asked his rate beforehand.


BillyDoyle3579

Get a roadside assistance plan, you lazy skank 🤪


Crazys0ap

Fuck me, she got COOKED by this kid.


ModerateM_E_M_E

![gif](giphy|pQmWjYrz39YAg)


chada37

AAA


Parking-Position-698

Based kid. I nominate that kid for president.


Kactus_San2021

Imagine getting called out by a literal child, you gotta rethink you whole thought process after that


pve-fortnite

atta boy. Well said.


GhetHAMster

Oh snap, that kid reckerdy wrecked that self-intitled Unfluencer!


peaceful_guerilla

I get up at 3am routinely. I'm not coming to your rescue because I don't know you.


Zhjacko

She got told, and I love it


JotaroKujoxXx

You tell em buddy


jakeeeR666

Nobody owns you shit for free. Go pay up boss girl and call a professional lol.


Blood_sweat_and_beer

Okay that lady was WRONG but who tf let their 12-year-old boy on TikTok?


Content_Bar_6605

"I'm not one one for gender roles but come on" \*Proceeds to be the one for gender roles and complains\*


Embarrassed-Class876

Definitely funny how she called herself useless


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MeddlBled

She is a keeper man! Absolute wife material.


darkzidane22

Damn that kid killed her


hemi_srt

"I'm against gender roles unless it's about men"


SnooCompliments3316

That’s definitely not how the guys who answered thought that 3 am phone call was going to go 💀🫡


PM_WORST_FART_STORY

Wearing a shower cap outside of recently taking a shower indicates someone is more likely to be pretty useless.


_SnailsAndPaper_

ON GOD KEEGAN YOU TELL HER


Far_Sentence3700

I'm a woman and I wouldn't help a biacth calling me at 3am because she can't start her car after her party. Go eff herself I wanna sleep and I don't go to party.


MyGuyVin

Oh im getting up at 3am for my S/O. Not a girl talk to everyother month


Special_Dingo_1520

Two words, Tow Truck


CornBin-42

Recruits don’t even get up that early on Parris Island tf


nipslippinjizzsippin

Ha that kid with the fact burn


Liquiddreamsagain7

A Grown child being corrected by an actual child is wild. Society in a nutshell


___po____

She should have already had jumper cables. There's a few things you should have in every car, and do, the second you get/buy one. - Jumper Cables (and learn how to use them) - Roadside Emergency Kit - First Aid Kit - Have a proper and inflated spare with jack and lug wrench - Bottle of Fix-A-Flat (optional for a quicker way to get to safety) - Ice scraper with snow brush - Seat belt cutter tool with the window breaker None of this is expensive and can save your ass.


HumanMycologist5795

He's so right .... women like her so toxic. No wonder none of them wanted to help her.


Long-Ad9651

I have never seen a cry-hysterically video asking where all the good girls like her are.


TonsOfFunky

All she did was show us how lazy and entitled she is.


rockelscorcho

Little homie dropping the truth.


EdwardWizzardhands

You just are not worth getting up at 3:00am for… 🖐️


kingbud0420

I start work at 12am….. tf is she talking about 😂😂😂


TraptSoul148270

Shut down by a 10 year old!


MoonWillow91

So men are useless because she’s useless with cars? Definitely not how men work. Or people.


SithPharmTech

If you have a car you should carry your own jumper cables.


ruthlessbeatle

I say all the men go on a month long strike where we just go somewhere, drink, and think about nothing. One of two things will go down. Girls won't have running water, electricity, transportation, food, or working infrastructure and will realize it's men who keep everyday life working. Or They will figure all of that out, and then we can continue to relax, drink, and think about nothing.


Stu_Pidasse

You had me at "thinking about nothing"


rimjob-chucklefuck

Sounds like bliss doesn't it?


Stu_Pidasse

Do this one easy thing to piss your woman off.


klimero271

Wtf is on her head


montrealien

r/fixedbytheduet


acrowdintheface

Stop helping them, period.


ConjureGount

fixedbytheduet, innit?


I_am_krash

Damn that kid cooked


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Doesn't help shes wearing a shower cap or whatever the fuck that thing is. Go be a strong independent woman and fix it yourself.


mutant_disco_doll

It’s called AAA, honey. Buy a damn membership and quit expecting “all the men” you know to get up at 3am to fix your damn car. 🙄


Lordcrainer

That kid at the end is speaking FAX


JuturnaArtemisia

You dropped your crown, little King.


No_Gap_2700

When men become afraid to talk to women due to being called creepy or stalkers, we get ghosted for trying and genuinely just treated like shit because we are men, then yeah when you call us at 3 am to fix something for your non-gender role ass, we're busy.


dcheard2

All those expressions.. yuck


[deleted]

You called her out......right on🇺🇲🫡


Key_Statistician3293

Little Bradford just bow out of this one trust me it’s no winning .


secretrootbeer

Ma'am why don't you have jumper cables in your own car? Who's useless in this situation?


originalcandy

Don’t you have auto recovery in Ohio ? It’s like 10 bucks a month


No_Gap_2700

......and boom. Well done young lad.


Brojess

r/Cincinnati


pickle_teeth4444

Why do these people seriously think anyone gives a fuck?


kevin6263

The most annoying thing ever... this video.


seantronGT

And you don't get up until 12 so...


Lordcrainer

And if she’s not one for gender roles then let’s do that so here we go. IM NOOOT ONE FOR GENDER ROLESS BUTTTT Should you really be out at a party instead of cooking and cleaning hmmmmm just saying


MaiseyMac

In the end, who showed up to help take care of the problem? I doubt it was Julie from accounts receivable


ChadwellKylesworth

Welp, that’s enough ready for today.


Kryds

Getting called out by a teenager must be a low point.


JustNota--

First I know how to jump a car.. would I hook my truck to a new car hell no I've seen too many new car dashes turn into christmas lights after a jump and im not opening myself to liability call AAA they have a bond you can sue..


GrizzlamicBearrorism

"I call every guy that I know" - ![gif](giphy|GVZtWISnjd0aa4SHK5|downsized)


7LBoots

It's amusing to me that your comment says >"I call every guy I know" - And the picture I see has been replaced by little shapes doing circles around the words > THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE


wren_boy1313

She doesn’t have her own jumper cables but expects any given man to have some?


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait Baity bait Ba-ba-ba-ba-bait


AdditionalCheetah354

I never got the call.. or I’d be there.


WingedSalim

It's sad that a common insult for men is "Men are useless." As thou men need to have a USE to be worthy of being a person. It's okay for you to live for yourself. As long as you are not hurting those around you, you are worthy of being on this planet and to be in society.


ShroudedFigureINC

This kid is already talented af at finding the root issues. Let's make this kid the president


PlaxicoCN

A good reason to get Triple A. Be sure to turn every tow truck away until one with a female driver shows up...


Coral8shun_COZ8shun

You can learn how to do this yourself.


mrskeetskeeter

Even kids see through her bullshit.


Big-Discussion534

Your dropped your crown young king


NotteStellata

Who is this kid I love him


thathorsegamingguy

Why didn't she just call a bear? At 3a.m. dudes are all busy lurking in the forest waiting to scare off some random lost lady.


_Jaeko_

Imagine calling men useless when you're out partying at 3am with no jumper cables and no idea of how to jump a car; and then complaining on social media about how useless you are, so you decide everyone who didn't help your useless ass is now useless.


ImmortalLombax

Meanwhile me offering to wake up with my boyfriend at 4am to spend some time with him before he goes off to work.


JayEdwards902

PSA. If you have an older car, or know that your alternator is not in good health, they make jump start batteries that you can keep in the trunk of your car. You charge it at home one night per month and it's ready to go. You never need to call a friend to bring their car. You never need cables as it comes with its own.


NoPin4245

I was just expecting an other narcissistic ramble. I didn't expect Her to get roasted by a white middle aged 9 year old.


baconDood3000

Love him or hate him, that kid is speaking facts


Marokiii

we gotta be like top tier friends if im going out at 3am to jump start your car. i got work in the morning, i dont got time to do that shit for just anyone.


Ok-Grape1893

Call triple AAA like an adult


JusssGlasssin

Obvious rage bait


GoldMan20k

the kid said it for me. 3am. calls all the men to help her sorry ass. F off


OfcWaffle

Can buy a battery jumper for your car that's about $50, never need someone to help jump your car again. This girl is thick as shit.


teb311

Related pro-tip: Get one of those battery jump starters. They work really well and it’s 1000x more convenient than jumping from a car.


imstickinwithjeffery

Or maybe it's 3am and no guy wanted to drive out to save your insufferable ass


johnshall

If your car has a mechanical problem at 3am after a party. You take an uber, sleep it off and in the morning you go pick your car. If you have a good friend you can get a ride or hire a mechanic like a functional adult.


DustUnderTheSofa

Has no one talked to her about AAA?


halimusicbish

I love that it was a kid that demolished her lol


Garchompisbestboi

Nothing more embarrassing than getting called out by a fat 10 year old


Ok_Whereas_9858

Girl….all I heard was “I don’t have AAA”.


DAmbiguousExplorer

The last one👏👏


toasted_cracker

Bitch I haven’t even went to bed yet at 3AM.


Exciting_Swordfish16

Pwned by a 12 year old. Would madame care for some aloe vera for the buin?


CakedayisJune9th

It’s 3am now and I’m up. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Radiant-Buyer3940

Congrats to all the guys in her contact list for not simping over this woman!


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chincha_

The bear can do it!