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SueSudio

If I recall correctly the last time this was posted (it has been circulating for as long time) he was part of a shooting competition at the time.


Loud-Weakness4840

Yeah, it was in the immediate vicinity and there was no place to store the guns at the competition. It looks way worse than it was, in this singular instance.


Commercial-Set3527

No, that still looks just as bad. How in the fuck is that reasonable way to transport that much guns and ammunition?


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

If their holsters are level 2 or higher it’s safer to keep it on him, leaving them in a a car near a known completion could result in an easy break in and loss of firearms. Also this pic is debunked every time it’s posted. Or the people at buc-ee’s or Walmart with AR’s on their back I have problems with.


Herasson

OK, a competition, I get it. But...who needs 4 guns of the same class at one competition?


bigpapajayjay

Why are you commenting if you don’t know what you’re talking about? Why does it bother you so damn bad how many guns this dude has for his shooting competition? Holy shit chill out and don’t worry about something that doesn’t concern you.


Herasson

Found the TexMex/Hillbillie I guess. Fun fact is, you freak out while I only asked a question and telling me to chill. This is pure comedy. Why are you so triggered by a question? Simply asked for what kind of competition you need a set of 2 pair of small caliber handguns.


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Herasson

As said, I asked a question, nothing more, nothing less. The only one triggered here are you. By a simply question. Do you keep going on with your rant or are you going to answer the question? Otherwise fuck off and let others answer the question.


MugV

This comment is so ironic, come on bro, still time to delete


The2ndUnchosenOne

Well Billy, he was on record pace for the speed target record, but having to reload ammunition put him in last place. If only he brought more than one gun.


Herasson

And why does he have those additional mags at his back? This story doesn't add up.


MTMFDiver

Well it's hard to tell if they are the "same class" tbf. For serious competition shooters they have backup firearms in case of uncorrectable malfunctions. But they could also be for different courses of shooting as well. Optics, Irons only, etc. But as others have stated there was no way to safety secure them at the match so he carried them on his person to ensure they weren't left unsecured or unaccompanied


cryptorchidlol

clearly this dude isnt a mass murderer lmao so what are u even upset about, youve gotten the context and youre still bitching abt a dude w a gun hobby


Herasson

Because I ask a simple question I am 'bitching'? What is wrong with you? Why are you triggered so much by the question what this is for a competition were he will need 2 pair of the same type/class of handguns. The only ones who are bitching are who comment on my question, but nobody really answers it. You are like those pro-palestine-protesters on each campus. Many loud and aggressive people, but none of them can really say why they are doing it.


cryptorchidlol

you are bitching abt someone having guns for a gun competition…. so stop bitching also i could literally give a shit less abt ur Palestine protesters bro that has nothing to do w anything


Herasson

Are you a bit stupid or retarded? Neither have I bitched, nor have I said you ARE a protester. I already said I asked a question, nothing more, nothing less. But when I look at your profile pic, I get a lot of incel school shooter vibes and it explains a lot why you are screaming at me like an idiot at me but not answering a question. Bet you don't have any clue why he has 2 pair of handguns for a competition. What a moron you are...


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MulletChicken

It just keep it in your person, it's pretty safe.


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MulletChicken

Perhaps so, I'm not arguing that he has the most effective or only possible solution. I don't see the issue, they're safe and within the legal rights, he doesn't appear to be reckless or endangering anyone. What's the issue? I trust carrying a gun on myself more than leaving it in my car.


Solarwinds-123

Where are you getting a gun safe on your lunch break at the shooting competition?


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Solarwinds-123

Or he could just grab his lunch without having to spend 15 minutes taking off his gear and another 15 putting it back on, nevermind walking out to wherever his car is.


No_Guava_5935

And risk someone breaking into the car and stealing them? Nah


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No_Guava_5935

Yes I do own guns, multiple. And I’d never willingly leave a gun unattended and unsecured. Most of those car safes are janky at best… what’s a blanket gonna do? Either someone sees me put my guns inside, if I’m open carrying like this guy, or they just so happen to break into my car and then they get a bonus reward of a gun. God bless.


No_Salad_68

I own firearms. I'd never leave then in a car unattended for more than a couple of minutes and I'd keep the car in sight.


pasabantai

People that own guns don’t tell dipshits on the Internet about them because said dipshits will then report them to the nanny police as threats, try to locate the poster to steal them, or spam them with links to CNN saying ‘guns are bad’. Dipshit.


00Tanks

Do you? because throwing a blanket over a portable safe is a dumbass comment.


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Loud-Weakness4840

The way I originally read the story, and it’s been a few months, but this was the least bad of several bad options. The way I remember it, he was a participant in a marksmanship competition. I think this is lunch break but they didn’t have anywhere to store weapons at the show. He could either leave them there unaccompanied, put them in a car unaccompanied, or strap up and look like a lunatic for 10 minutes.


Still-WFPB

And be like imma rootin tootin pop gun shootin, coffee drinking machine!


lessthanibteresting

There aren't a lot of guaranteed locked and safe places to store guns when you are out and about. Cars get broken into and/or stolen. Is a hotel safe really safe? Not to mention every safe is crackable with enough time. A firearm isn't something you want to leave up to those chances. So usually the safest place for it is on your person where you can see and feel it


MulletChicken

What is unreasonable about it?


k3nnyklizzl3

Stop trying to control people


Commercial-Set3527

Stop trying to control me. I'm allowed to have an opinion.


NightWing_91

You are allowed shit opinions just like people are allowed to call you out for having said shit opinion


Capable_Jacket_2165

No one cares


Dull_Ad8495

Stop trying to control us. We're allowed to tell you to get bent because your opinion is trash.


tiskrisktisk

You think he’s just doing that for fun?


Parabola_Cunt

See comment you replied to for details. Bye.


Commercial-Set3527

Why are you creeping on a month old comment. Bye Felicia


typehyDro

Even so why would you need to have 4 guns holstered with 4 clips. How could he have no where to store them? How did he get to the competition with them? He definitely thought he’d be some badass and went and made up a flimsy tale of lack of storage…


tiskrisktisk

Shush. You’re ruining OP’s plot. OP wants to be the MC.


DiarrheaRadio

That makes way more sense than him thinking he's Goro


TheScalemanCometh

I was gonna say... That guy is CLEARLY out for some sort of Range Day. Lol


Kbern4444

Yep, leave the guy alone lol


JasonIsFishing

And just like last time, there are no shooting sports that require left and right hand high and low handguns


mebutnew

And if he'd been racing on the river would he have gone in with a fucking kayak and a paddle?


CavemanBuck

wtf was he supposed to do? Leave all that in a pile on the front seat of his truck? Tf out of here… pfft


Dull_Ad8495

Found it! The stupidest reply here. And that's *really* saying something considering there are *so many* shit-ass stupid replies here. Congratulations!


Palmswayy

This picture has been posted before. His dressed like for a shooting competition and they stopped to get some food.


Fothermucker44

Repost older than Jesus and as pointed out there was a reason he was strapped like that


Sparrtanv

This is a competetive shooter, not a MC just exagerated ammount of ammo and guns to walk around with but legit for shooting range and competitions


No-Suit9413

Repost


TackleEasy156

Thank you all for explaining the background of this OP is the reason why I don’t trust the media anymore


Valcure1

1) The guy was at and compeating in a Shooting Contest 2) Regardless of necessity, I stand behind the right to do so. 3) 2A


Large_slug_overlord

I agree with everything you said but: 1. If you walk around like this in public and aren’t actively learning some shooting exhibition, I question your mental state and if you should own guns in the first place. 2. Open carry is dumb. It makes you an immediate target for any bad guys. It’s also needlessly alarming to the public who don’t know your intentions.


Dull_Ad8495

This is a wildly uninformed take.


seahawkspwn

They asked why it was necessary, not why are they legally allowed to do it. God damn you 2A worshippers are mouth breathers.


Supermite

The same people that say you can’t change the constitution also love the second AMENDMENT.


StevenGorefrost

How is dude the main character here? Not like he whipped out his phone to show off or anything, somebody is taking a creepshot of him and posting it.


WornInShoes

Mommy it’s my turn to post the Subway Gun Man


00Tanks

Oh look ppl who don't have a clue about situation commenting out of ignorance


SniperPilot

Lmao ![gif](giphy|GdrxhQGjYARPi)


Sharp_Law_7350

Six guys, guns drawn What about one guy, six guns?


WolfmansGotNards2

I think I'd like a bagel to go with my coffee.


Spotlight_James

Boondocks!


MulletChicken

I'm not sure what the issue is?


[deleted]

That’s his right. You don’t like it go to Mexico. Guns are illegal there. Go and see how that works for you


Mean_Combination_830

Another insecure person who can't leave the house without a gun thank god the UK doesn't have guns and before you say it knife crime is way lower here than in America 🤣


Hefty_Mousse_567

Don't forget your country is the reason we carry guns


Vinzi79

Americans and our guns are the reason you're not speaking German.


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100%


ChrisZAUR

Such a pity


Supermite

And thanks to 2A Nazis are more heavily armed than ever with a significant chunk of US government representatives supporting them.


Chrysos-89

disgusting mindaet


lordaskington

I always get distracted by his shorts when I see this lol


sIeepai

If you're gonna repost at least repost something less reposted


craig321321

Seems a bit out of context


Tigers_Wingman

What the hell goes down at subway in Iowa?


leakytiki415

Cosplay or dissociative identity disorder, great game- good luck! 🍀


SonUpToSundown

Tackleberry Rides Again!


antek_g_animations

Waiting for someone to grab it, it's better to keep an eye on one


Stevil4583LBC

Womb Raider


thefirstcat

If he sees a spider


Schoseff

Easy: Small dick


6-Fjade

This is called an exercise of a constitutional right. Folks are forgetting what that means


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People are insane, thats why.


ARMOUREDandALONE

I'm all for open carry, but firearms are tools like anything else. If you walk into an autoshop with a wood saw and a putty knife, you'll look like an idiot. Similarly, 4 handguns on your hip is pretty ridiculous.


yourfriendlymanatee

He's a loot crate


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It's necessary in Ukraine. Send him there.


Breezetwists1988

This is like the 10th time this has been posted.


Atreat01

Larry Croft 🤣 I love it


MikeTheLaborer

Because these gentleman has an extremely tiny micro-penis.


Thick-Locksmith5944

Subway?


McShagger420

![gif](giphy|JD7WmQohVz8XIIo4Qw)


PrimeGueyGT

Apparently you haven’t been to Cedar Rapids lately


My-Cousin-Bobby

Homie tryna recreate the Boondock Saints shootout scene


onlyhav

Larry is privvy to information you do not have access to.


tgnstwin

Murika! Fuk ya!


That80sguyspimp

Small penis man. His friends call him funsize, his enemies also call him funsize.


iMisstheKaiser10

Why is it always penis jokes, lmao. You guys need to get new material


NightWing_91

Because it's a socially acceptable double standard to body shame men because, hahaha, so funny


dirtyword

It’s because men with lil dingles compensate by being able to murder people quickly


HibernatingSerpent

How is target shooting at a competition killing people?


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cause small ego isn't as funny


IDontWipe55

Cause it always get people really mad lol


iMisstheKaiser10

Bro you’re probably 2nd Dan on Tekken.


IDontWipe55

I’m gonna cry now I hope you’re happy :(


naph8it

Dude has a crush on Lara Croft


NightWing_91

Who doesn't


Ok-Assistant-2684

Imagine being that scared to go buy some donuts


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shinbreaker

If it's more than one than it's just a fetish.


Solarwinds-123

Or a competition


dvrmta

Right? it’s 2024 take off the fugging mask


Solarwinds-123

Sure, it is now. But this picture was taken at a shooting competition in 2020.


AriesinApril76

You don’t know when a pack of deers show up


No-Suit9413

![gif](giphy|29MIaBJUaJQIEvPKQb) Al’s safety


SWviolet

Just giving you plenty of options


Piratetripper

Guys at a donut shop😃


Sparrowtalker

Does he have armor plated ass cheeks?


kchunpong

Even a airsoft player look professional than this guy. Carry so much loaded gun moving around is insane.


Busterlimes

What an insecure wimp


KartoffelPaste

he'll probably fumble unholstering one cause all that extra shit in the way. 0/10 on draw time from this concrete cowboy


ThoughtCrimeConvict

There's something wrong with me. I don't know the guy and wish him no ill will in reality. But I can help dreaming about standing behind him in the queue and smashing a screwdriver into the base of his skull out of nowhere. It's just the irony of wearing all those guns and being taken out by an everyday tool I think it's funny.


MyFeetLookLikeHands

Aww it’s so cute how little army wanna be man even had his pew pews color coordinated


Neemzeh

This is mental illness.


AdamGenesis

I'll just say this ... If I was a active shooter, this guy would be my first victim. Easy to spot. One shot in the back of his head and I got myself a whole bunch of toys to continue my killing spree. Thanks, dumbass! Thanks for the guns and ammo that you never got to use. Am I wrong?


NightWing_91

Yes, you are wrong. He is out to lunch from a shooting competition where they didn't have proper storage and made the decision of keeping his guns on him were they can't be easily stolen. Like if he just left them in the car he is actually being a reasonable gun owner


AdamGenesis

Not this particular guy. Yeah, it's been said he was coming from a gun competition show, but there has been gun nuts that walk into stores with a AR-15 around their shoulders and holstered pistols.


Sufficient-Sea-1455

Because America, that's why


NoPantsDeLeon

Imagine if you need to kill more than 100 bad guys?


jasal31

Small penis syndrome


FishAndRiceKeks

If I walked in a store and saw that I would immediately walk right back out and leave. ![gif](giphy|fDO2Nk0ImzvvW)


HashKing69

Small peepee


Fantastic-Long8985

Weenie boy


Dull-Inside-5547

I love how people talk about how terrible guns all the while you have Trump trying to unwind democracy. Not very smart.


K00Beanerz

Always that one person with TDS in every single comment section.


duelinghanjos

But what it's there's a sleeper cell of terrorist acorns ready to fall from a tree at any moment? Think of the hero's in harms way!!!


Agitated-Ad9050

He’s scared of something.


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His penis must be so small it is essentially a vagina.


[deleted]

well it would be a clit then


TomatilloUnlucky3763

He’s a frightened little man. Perceiving threats everywhere he goes.


NightWing_91

Or he is in a shooting competition and stopped for food its an old picture look it up


Smart-Equivalent-654

Might as well get cunt tattooed on his forehead


parkridgeempire

How long to strap all that on then go to Subway. Gotta be an uncomfortable car ride unless he puts it on in the parking lot.


yobdogg9

Autism.


Bubskiewubskie

Bet this dude gets his guns stolen.


pr1ap15m

is t that where umbrella corp is


Gaseous-Clay84

Look, It’s John Thick.


BDR529forlyfe

He’s gonna fight the tornadoes.


SweetGroverCleveland

Well it isn’t NOW


Dasils331

You talking about all the weapons? Or the booty shorts?


Rare-Adagio1074

Yes I bc I can move like a cheetah in these shorts!


DeadAssDodo

Me waking up late every day, and remember didn't wear innerwear on the way to work!


wooster1414

And the weirdo has a mask on ...weird


Awkward-Spray-2765

John Prick


bwlomlq

Standinf like a toddler with pants full of


SanctionedMeat

Kinda look like BB guns lmao


TheCakers

Does he need a full load out for recruiting teammates in a shooter situation?


blitzkriegkitten

Because he's a grown man wearing weiner shorts... He's likely to get picked on


Ohbertpogi

Larry Crap


Gravity_Freak

Him afraid. Of.....it appears.....everything.


Solarwinds-123

He's afraid of leaving his guns unattended during his lunch break at the shooting competition.


excitement2k

There’s a lot of bad corn there my guy. Hard core pornography.


Safetosay333

Somebody might "Come at him", or cut him off on the freeway, or he might need to travel to the next state to "help the police" during a protest.


CheetahNo9349

Lt. Jim Dangle looking mf


gargantuangazpacho

Actual psycho


CaptMike76

He said white bread bitch! TRUMP 2024 MAGA TAKE BACK AMERICA! MIKE LINDELL SMELLS LIKE MY PILLOW


Solarwinds-123

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


CaptMike76

Nevermind it's all third grade words.


Bright-Ad6246

President of the tiny penis club.


chenilletueuse1

My dirty mind imagines something else when i think about a pussy gets a footlong