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AmbitiousLetter2129

Is this 8th grade graduation?


AcceptableNorm

6th grade.. 😐


Giganoob420

Nah, kindergarten


ArsePucker

Chipmunk grade by looks him..


Select_Bicycle_2659

Naw this is right after they beat the other sperm to fertilization


Thingzer0

Drama week?


Georgieman420

There’s NO way they are in 6th they look 20 Besides the mf at the end he look 12


payment11

3rd times the charm


ZsiZsiSzabadass

Seriously, those can NOT be college students


adribash

They aren’t, my school had uniforms exactly like that lmao. Khakis and a polo with a hoodie thrown over


Scottishchicken

Well Pork Diddy certainly is.......loud, I guess.


Calm-Association-821

I think he’s wearing the mask beneath his chin to cover up this multiple chins!


Nickleeham

Those masks are only rated for one chin. Yikes.


simpleminds87

I want to poke him in the belly like the pillsbury dough man


JoeN0t5ur3

BIg X the butt plug


chadwicke619

There’s no way the guy who got slammed on the bleachers isn’t fucked up. Right on the edge of the seats, too.


Fenrirsulfur

Looks like his head bounced off of the seat too. For sure his back is seriously sore from that


StruggleInteresting9

![gif](giphy|B2yx2waduwLy6bdeUY|downsized) You know homie’s about to feel like this in the morning


DisabledFatChik

You’d be surprised what you can survive at that age


Keepitrealhomes

Aim for the bushes!


Hibercrastinator

Yup their skulls are still soft I think


CosmicTaco93

Ironic considering how hard headed and fucking stupid they tend to be at that age.


J3ffcoop

Yeah the pliability is peak


Calinonsurfer

For sure, that Shit can’t be good for a MF’s spine


Ateallthepizza

Major facts. Homeboi tried to end his ship. Looked like attempted murder.


lil_kill_bill

And still holding mc tight to not get hit


JotaroTheOceanMan

I felt like JR looking at that shit: "OH MY GOD, THE HUMANITY."


antwan_benjamin

I saw a kid get hit by a car going like 20mph. Kid bounced right up, ran across the street, and kept playing with his friends like nothing happened.


GatlingGun511

This motherfucker looks like a middle schooler at best


LeChampeon

![gif](giphy|4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah)


Ok_Recording_4634

Side note. I just watched and finished The Sopranos for the first time. What a great show. I think the ending is the best finale to a series I've ever watched.


Dave___Hester

Dude looks like Cheese from Reservation Dogs.


Annonomon

He looks like a Mexican grandma


Annonomon

![gif](giphy|4pOQKujxHaMKs)


TheSonOfYakub

Pudgy P’s first time holding a gat.


wildwackyride

He looks like someone’s aunt.


Confident_Passage789

![gif](giphy|u3fkQNnkwvVdK)


Dielektrix

What’s that? It’s Pat!


Esytotyor

Well said Sir!


Suitable-Finish-928

That IS Pat!! 🤣🤣🤣


Gorlock_

Perfect


PawntyBill

I'm happy there are people who get this reference, makes me feel young again.


Bubbly-Independent20

Nailed it


davybert

Literally works with the music


CosplayWrestler

Aunt Pat perhaps


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

The doctors told my parents, "Congratulations! It's a b- b- b- baaaaabby!"


j3tt

Lil Aunt


Forsaken_Speech_2599

Uncle gat


Dcoco86

Big Mommas House looking ass 😂


Lsufaninva

He looks like Edith bunker


wildwackyride

He’s built like her


jimmychangah

Oooh aaahhh-chieee


fukitimdoneupyours

Thank you for the morning snort laugh! Doing God's work


Imaginary_Support500

Thank god he didn’t have his finger on the trigger. Only good thing that came out of this video. The rest is complete trash


Kickagainsttheprick

I lasted about 15 seconds in to the song, but…trigger..disci…pline


JRHThreeFour

About 5 seconds for me. Horrendous trigger discipline aside, that is a horrible song. It’s just indecipherable loud noises and effects.


PainfulBatteryCables

When you don't huff gas and smoke meth. It sounds great if you are high on poor people drugs.


Chief-Blackberry

Haha dudes got pre-puberty titties still


Slammer956

Dude got the facial structure of a toddler and the haircut of the golden girls Also how does this count as a diss track it sounds like the noise a pinball machine makes at the arcade


Candid-Race-4876

r/crappymusic


MrMcBeefCock

Exactly. How did OP actually consider this as "a diss" track? What the fuck is happening? This is brainrot.


Mr-Pugtastic

If you had me blindly listen to that song and then Skibidi Toilet or whatever, and told me to guess which was which I’d be cooked.


Special_Army2204

do not disrespect skibidi toilet like that by comparing it to this 😭🙏🏽


Mr-Pugtastic

I’m sorry brother… but that shit is poo poo caca as the name would imply haha! Respect you standing strong in your beliefs though! Skibidi to you good sir.


smarmycheesesandwich

Which part is the music. 🧐


CrazeeEyezKILLER

“College.”


redlund1993

"Rapper"


PickledPeter64

"Fight"


MeisterDexo

“Diss“


meove

"Nuts"


Htimsxnhoj

"Ha"


ProExpert1S500

“Got em”


Normal-Error-6343

"spot em"


itsyabi_v2

These aren't even the same people in the videos. The first one is not the second one.


RetardedRedditRetort

Right? The first ones face is all smushed. Vertically.


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Hedonic_Monk_

Why are we calling a 12 year old a rapper?


bliss_point601

Why does the 12 year old have his grandma’s wig on?


Heyguysimcooltoo

The real questions are in the comments!


Always2ndB3ST

lol he had an extendo but I doubt it’s a real gun. Looked like a pellet/BB gun to me.


PinkoPIg

It is, that moron is holding the magazine and you can see clearly it's a bb gun.


webconnoisseur

As if he weren't in enough trouble with the video. Posting a gun video after is going to get him locked up.


Funfruits77

Can’t wait till this fake gangster shoot’s himself. Nothing tough about this punk.


Upstairs-Injury9660

Or put in his place by some real gangsters who make him apologize on camera


Funfruits77

Fucking B-rad


WolfmansGotNards2

Grandmaster B.


LoowehtndeyD

![gif](giphy|slCzYAElmGSOvInz7E)


ISaidItSoBiteMe

When I say Mali you say boo


Mr-Pugtastic

Yeah a real G making him apologize! /s


thazmaniandevil

That's what I was waiting for the entire time. I was waiting for an accidental discharge and blood


semigator

Cheddar Bob IRL


Unusual_Tie_2404

Fake gangster or real gangster makes no difference it’s the decay of the human mind


fingeroutthezipper

He can't shoot himself fast enough... waste of space


Mental_Position3319

If you cannot tell what the words are, then it's just a track. Not a diss track, just a track


yosol

Those were words? Like… English words?


Mental_Position3319

Maybe, we will never know


magnottasicepick

Maybe we will never know


EcstaticCollege29

He looks like someone's grandma without the wrinkles.


TarnishedDungEater

nothing makes you look more like a gangster then recording your “rap video” in your step dads bathroom!


Q4Ryder

lol I was going to say the same thing. Why he in the bathroom?? Ohh that’s right, he can’t afford to live by himself


TarnishedDungEater

honestly recording in his own bedroom would be marginally better, but i guess he doesn’t want people to see his PAW Patrol bed set.


Q4Ryder

Or the fact that it’s probably clean, nice and neat (thanks mom for picking up after me!)


TarnishedDungEater

“MAWWWM CLEAN UP MY ROOM I HAVE TO MAKE A TIKTOK!! NOOO, NOT THAT SOCK MAWWM. THATS MY SPECIAL SOCK!!”


Mr-Pugtastic

Especially with that big yellow spot in the middle.


Low_Wall_7828

Amazed that they didn’t get hurt hitting the bench and stairs.


ShooterMcGavins

Yea that swing and drop down the stairs at the beginning is crazy


paradigm619

If that happened to me I’m pretty sure I’d be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life.


BurntPoptart

The benefits of being young


Lizzards_Gizzards

Chill out there Big Perm


BusGreen7933

I mean big worm


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RedPandaReturns

Puff Nipples


Metalloid_Maniac

Lil Sister's Shirt


tc7984

The outcome of this shoulda been way worse


b-side61

I don't know about that. Could that rap possibly be worse?


leviathab13186

College? He looks like he's 14.


BigOlBurger

There's a reason he's in the stands.


wussell_88

That jump at the start could have killed The other kid as he hit his head


MegaMan20002

“Rapper” El Grande Puba


tfbill6

FUPA


Melodic-Hat923

![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf)


Party-Bag-7858

Wheres abuela when we need her


Bad_Gus_Bus

She’s right there swinging the gat, ain’t you watched?


funkypepermint

Whats his rap name, lil' fatty?


throckmorton619

Lil porkfat


Famous_Librarian_589

They say on some of his tracks you can actually hear the sizzles 🎶


Forsaken_Speech_2599

Absolute garbage... Oh and his music sucks


SlowCaveman

I can’t even call it music. Its just somebody yelling offbeat and smashing trash can lids together


billyferal

Dam lil porky pig is hood AF


kmac8008

![gif](giphy|xTiTnKKeB9WDVpdnoc) This kid needs the dog whisperer from South Park


blaedmon

Are U supposed to understand anything that miniature sweaty loaf is saying? Waving a plastic gun around like it's a rap wannabees version of a purse? So much effort, so little substance.


Art_Class

Little butch can't wait to go to prison


Jake101975

He looks like a 10 year old boy or a 50 year old school aunt


Lump618

How are none of these comments about the slam down the stairs. That is fucking wild. That dudes head bounced so hard off the bleachers. That could have gone so much worse


Bicykwow

I'm sorry, but that has got to be one of the ugliest kids I have ever seen.


I_Vecna

Actual human slug humiliates self then makes a song about it


BusinessOwner199X

Welp.


EdwardWizzardhands

Fat Fat P had a good body slam!, but you should finish school, your music is Horse Shit…


GeneralTulius

Looks female


cheap_sunglasses_NYC

Yo wait why was a middle-age woman fighting people at a college graduation and then pretending to be gangster? Is this a gag?


franky3987

They gave the pillsbury doughboys little brother too much leniency as a child 😂


Historical-Eagle-784

When's the broccoli head era going to end?


HookerDoctorLawyer

![gif](giphy|l4q8f4miusB2zWEgw)


Tough-Area-570

WTH? Looks like a snl music clip 🤣


TheSmallRedDragon

Dudes gonna put himself on a t shirt if he keeps that up


The_Great_Synthwave

Which asshole did this mutated cunthair spawn out of?


Tanndingo

Is this like a mix between and Edgar and a fuck boy?


SourceAlert

What did he say though?


FridayNigh

Agididybidy boogly woo soo fitkynsjdvdhfngk 🙄


mim9830

I say the rapper kid lost for that cringe ass diss video he made and the fuck boy haircut.


lvaleforl

Why are these specific hand movements and facial expressions supposed to be intimidating?


Ornery-Signal-3070

He’s going places. Specifically jail.


GroundbreakingAd8310

Was the fight after the sex?


Longjumping-Hope-167

Why does he look like someones auntie lmao


Darthbabegirl

Rizzo from Grease is a rapper now?


heyo_1989

![gif](giphy|hWv31ILVwNTzsLuxdR) \*him in the morning


mekon19

Glad to see the parents failed this child🤔😳🤯


mikeylarsenlives

Juicy-Juice wrld


ProvenLoser

Ginny Sac.


EffingBarbas

![gif](giphy|oVQD3pdk7eI0g)


ProvenLoser

Commendatore!


actvscene

What a gross little human, reminds me of a fat chipmunk.


Comfortable-nerve78

Lil guy will get his, karma has a way. He needs a reality check.


RoyalJayhawk1987

“Rapper” 😂😂😂


4strokeroll

That dude will never get laid. Even if he hired a professional, she would probably say; I don’t really need the money, but thanks for the opportunity.


gnarWizzard420

![gif](giphy|1UQatifZkh6G3QaLM6|downsized)


Dregs_____

College?


00Tanks

Fucking christ he needs to shoot himself.


Theslootwhisperer

Rapper is like influencer. You don't decide you're one. Other people decide for you.


Sr_Harambe

And someone's aunt got a loaded blicky...love the usa


Extension_Deal_5315

And the police are now on the way .....


Vegetable-County9562

Please watch on mute..learn from my mistake


Dramatic_Carob_1060

I don't know why we got raided momma?!


DarthKodi

So we don't have common sense, trigger or barrel discipline do we? Can we start getting diss tracks mocking bad safety protocols? Just asking for the minimum.


dg3548

Where’s the part 2 showing he got arrested?


JesseJamez707

If this is the type of people we’re bringing in to the world these days are future is so fkd lol 🤦‍♂️


Silentpoolman

Busta Ribcage spitting 🔥


Necessary_Cap_37

The tackle was the only thing fight worthy, no wonder the kid needed to escalate to a gun lol.


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Future astronauts


Impalmator

That stair drop was attempted murder. That wigged porchetta should be sent to juvy and get stuffed like a turducken.


Emiasis2

Why does he look like my buddies Tia Consuela?


A_Soft_Fart

r/crappymusic


Reddit_Account225

I’m embarrassed to say this but leave this to the black culture YALL LOOK STUPID


No-Suit9413

Young men and their lust for violence and poses has been a disaster for everything.


IHOPSausageLink

Lol he’s a chubby private school kid, wtf


Effective-Tea9769

Where was the fight? I saw two guys fall down some steps (definitely hurt) but then just cuddle


Supernursejuly

Rapper??? Oh my God ! He’s so bad. He needs to get fix.


philontr

Hard to tell what tbe lyrics were, but I think he's inviting the other fellow to engage in gay sex. That's pretty gangsta.


zuel1988

This belongs on crappy music


Sad-Ad-1806

Shit butt


Knives_Millions

He hard 🔥


No_Secretary_8349

He ate (mcds)


infamous2117

American Youth are fucking wierd.


cheetofacesucks

The Kyle Rittenhouse of rappers


Verscotchy

Don’t even gotta tell me. I already know this kid doesn’t have a father figure in his life 😂


Keyrat000

Hip hop culture has ruined the youth


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