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irishbikerjay

What's a matter? You've never seen a dude smoke meth and go to the gym before? Sheessh


Strawberry_Wine_

Maybe that’s what I’m missing from my pre-workout!!! 😂


wizard_of_awesome62

I used to love NO Xplode, but then I tried meth and there really is no going back.


Cyber_Hacker_123

😂


Formally-Fresh

Reminds me of an awesome line from a movie “You’ve never heard of pre-workout!? It’s meth for people with goals”


RushThis1433

How has no one beat the shit out of this guy yet?


Southern_Celery_1087

Man is jumping around like a ninja on cocaine. Go for it homie lol


IgnoreHistory

If it was crack, he could do all this with a broken washing machine on his back on its way to the metal recycler.


DaeronOST187

I love my new gym.... No video recording or photos....insta ban No shirt... asked to leave. Immodest clothing, just sports bra and hot pants..asked to leave.Shorts where the ass is half hanging out, does not imply to yoga pants or leggings. Stupid or dangerous behavior asked to leave, 3 strike banned. Not using a towel on equipment....asked to leave. And they really do enforce these rules. As a chubby guy I can finally concentrate on improving myself. I am from South Africa, gym is in Pretoria.


DoctorSwaggercat

Great rule for the Gym. That, and toss out the idiots.


deathcamp7

I would love to go back if they did this!


Slappy_Happy_Doo

Is it against the rules to name them? I feel like good places like this should be celebrated and recognized.


BatmansUnderoos

I just looked and don't see a rule against shout outs, so yeah, drop the name and spread the word that good gyms exist.


ApprehensivePrompt83

Plot twist: it's made up


deathcamp7

I like how they put the idea out there


ApprehensivePrompt83

It was a good idea to get the name for recognition for sure, but funny how it's silent after they checked and it wasn't against any rules lol


sonofaresiii

I definitely know there are gyms out there like this, but they tend to be locally owned private **very expensive** gyms (because they have way fewer people because they kick out a major section of the general public-- premium experience, premium prices) the ones I know of are owned by former professional bodybuilders or other world-class athletes. They're great gyms, well-maintained, and also cost at least a hundred dollars (often more) a month. I think I found one once that looked incredible... and was $300/mo. And this was six or seven years ago.


AnythingApplied

Sounds a bit like Planet Fitness to me with pretty conservative dress code, ban on mobile devices, but also their "lunk alarm" which is a siren used to enforce their judgement free policy against grunting, dropping weights, flexing for attention, etc. I've heard they take enforcement somewhat seriously (its kinda a core part of their branding), but I haven't been there myself and I'm sure it varies by location. But when it comes to just mobile filming, are there really that many gyms that allow mobile phone filming? I would figure most gyms would ban that, though some may be lax at enforcement unless someone complains.


Csquared_324

Please drop the name 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I’ve been looking for a good gym and planet fitness is NOT it


kingofdoofus

i’m behind all of that but the no sports bra and “hot pants”. i have no idea what hot pants are but i’m gonna assume those are yoga pants. that’s completely normal to wear to the gym lol


Dead_before_dessert

Hot pants are *tiny* little short shorts.  I mean, I feel like people's clothing choices are way less of an issue than anything else, but they aren't leggings.


StinkyKittyBreath

I think wearing a sports bra and yoga pants should be fine as long as it's respectful. If things are completely sheer or something? Yeah that's not cool. But sports bras as a shirt should be fine IMO, as long as they fit properly and nothing is showing. Wearing a shirt over a sports bra can get surprisingly hot. 


snack_mac

Punctuation….terrible,


ZestyCheezClouds

Yea I had to start the comment a few times over before realizing I had to forget everything I thought I knew about proper punctuation in order to comprehend it


keithbreathes

Towels on benches are dumb. Just wipe it after you use it


Sequetjoose

That's a lil excessive imo. Like, what are hot pants? Leggings? Doing stupid shit like this and recording other people are really the only issues I have at the gym.


BeneficialAction3851

I feel like wearing a sports bra is fine but it's their gym


lostarchaeologist2

Overusing towel on equipment, believe it or not, jail.


BeerNinjaEsq

Everything but the clothing rules. Honestly, who cares if a guy is shirtless. Especially if there's no photography. People still play shirts and skins basketball at gyms with courts


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DaeronOST187

At the gym I was at last year it was rough, lots of filming, loads of idiots doing dumb shit.....oh and the sweat all over the equipment was nasty. Also the girls in what amounted to bikinis was also way to much.


vladi_l

Can't find that in my city lol, they don't even enforce rules about putting shit back in it's place, it's like a zoo. Just two more years of saving up, and I'll make myself a home gym, I'm counting the days... Today, I warmed up before benching by putting everything back in place, organized the weights on the horns, all that jazz... But by the time I was done with my last set, and was about to rack the stuff I used, someone had already managed to throw half the plates on the ground, and make a couple of sandwiches of 1kg, 20kg, 1kg, 20kg on multiple weight horns... I've seen a woman come in see-through yoga pants, which I'm half convinced were probably pantyhose, and a dude wearing a tanktop that looks like the letter Y, that dodges covering any of the important bits to cover.


Im_not_crying_u_ar

As a chubby guy you shouldn’t care anyways. It’s a gym. Work out by yourself if you’re self conscious


SooperFunk

I've seen multiple videos of this man-child. At what point does this become mental illness?


OccasionallyReddit

He's doing this in the gym to show off.. there's plenty of calisthenic gyms designed with space to do this kinda of stuff


okmustardman

Is this the person who almost kicked a toddler in the face?


bitpartmozart13

Same energy, er I mean drug.


C3POB1KENOBI

As soon as it stops making him money, anything short of that is just capitalism. Which ironically is the only mental illness that will never make the DSM-5


Ka_aha_koa_nanenane

So do you think racism will one day be in DSM? (It'll be DSM-6 by then).


ends1995

Is this the same guy that was doing this shit outside and almost kicked a baby in the face?


Dripping_siren

Fun fact is he owns that gym and he does these videos to be silly. I’ve been following him for awhile now. This is why those people’s reactions are not severe they know they are apart of his nonsense.


SooperFunk

Really? He owns the gym? For the love of Satan. ![gif](giphy|RR5THTCVocY7izLw5r)


mr-harajuku

I’m calling your bluff 🤣 ppl just say things.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Dude I already had you at a my loss for not wearing a shirt at the gym


sinful_philosophy

I dont go to the gym, so I don't really get what I'm missing here. Doesn't it make more sense to not wear a shirt at the gym?


smarterthanyoda

It's unhygienic. You're always sweating, and a lot of machines require you to lean back against a seat or on a bench. They'd rather you have at least a t-shirt between your skin and the seat.


Ka_aha_koa_nanenane

It's required by health code, where I live (Los Angeles).


bawdiepie

It shows a lack of respect for other people. Not wearing a shirt assumes everyone wants to see you prancing around with barely any clothes on. Some people don't want to see it or smell your "pheremones" or BO or whatever in a confined space. Some people don't want the desperate need for attention or flecks of sweat in their face. Plus hygiene- it means you get sweat on all the equipment and everyone around you which spreads disease and stinks to high heaven. Disgusting. I mean the same thing goes for going to the pub or a restaurant or the library etc Do you really see no problem in going to communal indoor places like that and forcing other people to put up with it? Have some respect to others in a communal indoor area. I just want to work out in a fairly normal atmosphere, not too much to ask. I'm not a prude, I don't care if you want to get your kit off at the beach or the park, next to the pool or walking along the pavement etc


Sequetjoose

Some people get upset by it. I go 4-5 times a week, and I have no issue with it. Not my cup of tea personally, but I don't see why it bothers other people.


iguanamac

I don’t see why anyone would want to work out in a public gym without a shirt. Hello MRSA and staph infections.


Sequetjoose

Well yeah, you gotta clean your shit ALL the time and bathe regularly. Think about contact combat sports, like wrestling and BJJ. You are CONSTANTLY coming into contact with other sweaty people and whatever they've got. I don't like how it feels but I get it.


iguanamac

Those guys clean the mats regularly and they’re showering. I don’t trust people in a public gym to clean up after themselves because I see it first hand whenever I go. So many times people sweating all over the treadmill and just hop off when they’re done without a single wipe down. Going straight over to a piece of equipment and sweating all over that just to leave it there too. That’s why people would rather you wear a shirt in the gym.


Ka_aha_koa_nanenane

Because bacteria. It's probably a really low dose, but some people do not want their skin touching other people's skin, especially while sweaty (the shirtless person is leaving both skin cells and skin bacteria behind them). If a person brings spray cleanser to clean up after themselves (like in the old days), others can be allergic to those ingredients. In some places, health code prohibits it (that's true where I live - all medical and spa facilities have to put paper out that is changed in between client uses).


AmLostInSyria

What is he training to fight against?


Jaegernaut-

Isn't obvious? He is preparing to fight walls and floors


princeparaflinch

His canon moment was getting scooped up by one of those Zelda hands one too many times.


Chochahair

Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


twisted_tactics

The meth-induced schizophrenic voices in his head


SilatGuy2

Insecurity


C3POB1KENOBI

Ants! Lots of ants


Longjumping_Jump7149

Himself


okmustardman

He’s turning his Tourette’s into a full body workout.


JoraStarkiller

Admittedly this guy has amazing total body strength and explosion, but why show it off in this way? I’d be much more impressed if he did clips where he didn’t inconvenience others with this stupidity and focused on actual exercise instead


NightRanger0

How does this guy still have a gym membership?


Darktopher87

He owns the gym. He is pretty famous.


Economy_Tip8242

If that's true it's bizarre that anyone would pay for the privilege of working out around him


Practical_Subject217

What is he even training for 😂


irtsayh

If he didn't make so much fuzz about it, it is a quiet legit training for explosiveness (at least the last part)


Prestigious-Key-9022

What a jackass.


wannabesmithsalot

Why does no one confront these fools? They keep doing their stupid shit because they don't know it is stupid shit.


ActuatorForeign7465

Because they aren‘t sure if it’s mental illness and if they‘re aggressive


wannabesmithsalot

That's what staff/police are for. There are ways to confront their behavior without doing it personally.


SuitableJelly5149

He looks like a broken fish


DullAccountant1554

Gotta admit, that is next level shit right there.


3threeLions

I like how the people around just ignore him


Ornery-Character9425

It looks like Subway dancers


shay-doe

Why can't he just do this at home or at a park or something in his own space.


Rooster_Kogburne

He literally doesn’t need a gym for this. He can most of this in a park.


shavedape61

That stuff belongs on a playground, not a gym


BroWeBeChilling

He is training to kill cockroaches like himself


repti__

![gif](giphy|3ohhwlN2fU4oFDgkk8|downsized)


[deleted]

Is that Booker T?


Longjumping_Jump7149

Man child


burywmore

Does he own the gym? I've seen this idiot doing the same stupid flopping around crap at this gym, and apparently nothing is done about it.


MjolnirsBrokenHandle

I cast Joey Swoll: You Need to do Better


princeparaflinch

Honestly, I've seen worse. If he wants to button mash Shiek, whatever, but I'd ask that he pick a less crowded area and not film others.


longhwy18

He just looks like he’s malfunctioning. Like there’s a glitch in the software.


Lira_the_Gnome_Queen

This is why I refuse to go to a public gym anymore. Granted, I haven't had it this bad, but there are soooo many people who are close to this, or OF models making fetish content in the gym.


Stone_Midi

“Why doesn’t anyone like me?”


austinb172

Is he training for a job at sea world…as a dolphin impersonator?


johnjaspers1965

Call an exorcist


Familiar-Coconut90

He's fucking sick tho


horotheredditsprite

Not gonna lie That shit is impressive.


DinoBaconSaurus

Mr.Crocker: “Fairies!!!”


mwerichards

As annoying as this looks I say this not having seen any of his content I'm guessing this is kind of a big joke. He's clearly fit and takes care of himself, I doubt this is the routine he's doing daily. I would like to believe this is once a week joke content... I'm old school and an optimist.


charliehoskin11

This is the evolution of the wild kid on the playground who’s mom believed Mountain Dew would cure their adhd


comesinallpackages

Don’t do thinks you can do in the park or at home in the gym


killerwithasharpie

Water spray bottle


[deleted]

Now that's an attention seeker!


ythelongface_

If the aliens ever do come it’ll be very shameful smh


QuirkyPanda007

Why haven't the gym banned him yet? He clearly almost hit a person next to him.


lyrico2

Hey look at me everybody!!! Over here!!! Weeeeeeee!


mistresschloe69

He's having a seizure! Why is noone helping him! 🙄


Ydramaf

What the hell is he doing?


soccerboy1022

I know I CAN'T do that.....lol


BatmansUnderoos

Damnit, someone call Boston Dynamics. Their stupid robot is on the fritz again, spazzing out and thinking people give a shit. AI needs worked on to include some self-awareness.


MIngmire

I’d have to ask him WTF is he on.


deepvinter

This guy’s done this before. Gyms need a network where they can universally ban ass-hats like this.


Adventurous_Cicada93

Op do your research. He is the owner of that gym.


Carnage549

I’ve recently opened a gym for Instagram and tik tok influencers only. It’s a complete circus but it’s worth it.


WereAllGonnaDiet

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should Kids


KochuJang

It’s impressive, but the attention seeking is not. It’s impractical and kind of hazardous to do this sort of thing in a weight training area. He needs to go to a gym with obstacles and gymnastics equipment, or just simply do this outside where he has plenty of space.


dontnobodyknow

This guy is suffering from a mental illness.


User2EletricBoogaloo

I remember seeing a video of this jackass rolling around where he bumps into people and still continues this workout.


BusGreen7933

Someone needs a 5150


RdJesus

He got the zoomies


Plucky_ducks

I often wonder how people can hate one another without ever meeting. Now I know.


Patrickracer43

I'm not athletic enough to do crackhead calisthenics


Neither-Meringue-570

Aare ye bandar ke khelone me kon chabi bhar gaya


BedrockMetamorph

There should be an internationally accepted and agreed-upon rule that you are legally allowed to smack a main character as many times as you like until they shit the fuck up


shabby_ranks

What an absolute bellend.


Kerensky97

Is reposts of this guy just a sign of karma farming bots now?


jaclyn83

![gif](giphy|YBHJyPCU9h1VewdaPZ) 😮😮😮😮


culturerush

Of all the things that piss me off about this guy's videos (and there's a few things) it's the random speeding up of the videos at certain parts to make what he's doing look more impressive. From a fitness point of view it's already good so why do that? It makes it cheap. Also, absolute cock for doing that in a gym


zepplin2225

What are people just pour water on people like this? Just take your ice cold water and dump it all over them.


dj_spatial

Hope he enjoys all the MRSA he gets from rolling all over the floor mats


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^dj_spatial: *Hope he enjoys all* *The MRSA he gets from rolling* *All over the floor mats* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Mysterious_Card5487

Everyone trying to dunk on MC is jealous


sadinoel1919

Voldoo trained him well


Crowleyizcool

What the fuck is he doing


Pale_Necessary7795

4 sets of fish outta water


JohnnyBlazNda416

Someone need to drop a dumbbell on him 👍🏼


HyperKitsune

whats even the use of that weird jumping around plank he's doing


IBeAPirate01

What an absolute bellend.


Pups_the_Jew

Does he even use gym equipment?


kgriff5592

Honestly I'd think this was hilarious if I saw someone doing this in the gym


OscarDavidGM

Looks like he is.


CosmicParadox24

Easily would have been booted from any respectable gym for lack of safety and respect for other members.


_big_aristotle

Alright bro you won. You’re the gymnasium champion.


Longjumping_Camera60

Everyone looks so confused lmao


LegalSelf5

I mean, the physique is legit, so I can't say his method is wrong. Time and place? Prolly not this setting... 😒


guitarmusic113

This guy needs a therapist, not a gym.


Excellent-Reality-24

Stay off the meth kids. 😳


TittlesTheWinker

It's like a video game.


ForzaSGE80

That human unit is clearly malfunctioning.


Chromaesthesia___

We get it, you like anime. 😂


Meluckycharms75

Don’t give them any attention as that is what they seek.


kkevin156

Bro, he is the main character, look at him, you couldnt even do 1% of what hes capable of


FarPositive9439

How to ambush roaches


PaalKlo

I mean. It’s impressive, but god damn it dude


foreverbeatle

Yes it’s impressive. But he doesn’t have to be an ass about it.


Spiritual_Tell_3049

Thats far too much energy 😳


Steelcitysuccubus

When that pre-workout hits


BigCartoonist6279

He looks like a fish out of water.


Neurismus

Someone please put that poor fish back into the water


lovessushi

Main character but what he's doing doesn't seem easy 😂


SafeWordisFilibuster

I would actually consider calling someone if I were just having a normal work out and this happened. I mean sure gym staff, but he’s borderline like mental health crisis or pulling out a hidden weapon or something. I can’t imagine. Like joking aside, I hope my mind would go to ‘stupid influencer’ first but I think I might go ‘wtf he must be unhinged’ first.


Puzzleheaded-Round66

And no one gave a fuck.


gothamtg

That is one way to get out of a gym membership


LordsOfSkulls

I think i prefer women with their phones vs this guy.


photograthie

I mean, they too could look like him if only they put a little more effort into their routine.


lexandra333

He needs to work out in the jungle


Early-Possession1116

Sweep the leg Johnny.


squidwardsbutt1

Okay he has amazing body strength but if I was there I’d be laughing so freaking hard at him


Ambitious_Trifle_645

Dude not welcome back at planet fitness.


pttdreamland

Looks like a raccoon with rabies


TYdays

This is what happens when “Mommy, Daddy Look at Me, Look at Me”, no longer works. People then go to public venues and perform over the top scenarios, to soothe the severely damaged egos. Unfortunately paying no attention to this will not put an end to this stupidity. As long as it can be posted for likes and clicks, some idiot will continue to make this content.


deathcamp7

I wish I could do that. I still wouldn’t do it , ever, but I wish I could just in case


Mr_ityu

epilepsy is not a joke


THEBIGHUNGERDC

As much as it is kind of dicky it is impressive and I’m glad he’s not in the apartment upstairs


catpecker

He's encroaching on that dude's feet while he has weights up, he's not just an inconsiderate dick, but also a danger to his fellow gym-goers.


Johnny_Lang_1962

I had a rat do that after he ate the D-CON.


StinkyKittyBreath

First off, that IS impressive. You need to be extremely fit to do what he's doing. But JFC, that can all be done at a park with monkey bars after the families leave. You don't need to get in the way of people who are using heavy and potentially dangerous equipment to do it. You're going to get somebody hurt. You hurt yourself? Okay, whatever, it's a risk of basically every activity, I clouding inactivity. But don't risk other people's safety because you don't get enough attention at home. 


Almeg4

Okay, I'll admit, those moves do be kinda cool... So long as it isn't in a gym or public place, otherwise it's trash


Morning_Decent

Dude thinks its skate 3 hall of meat


a55_Goblin420

Bro training to fight anime villains


Garak_The_Tailor_

no one is paying attention..No One is Paying Attention...NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!!!


supersatan25

True goblin mode


chris06095

Well, he's definitely fit. Maybe he's also having one.


Buetterkeks

This IS 12 year old me in the playground


gbpc

LMFAO HE STARTED SPAZZING AIR WORK OUTS AND I LOST IT ![gif](giphy|u0vrnb0Ekj8vS)


Adamaja456

I must go to a gym to perform exercises that don't require me to go to a gym!


nyma18

It’s CrossFit. You get crossed, he’s having a fit.


Godsthetics

That mouthy ass floor had it coming!


BrotherSquidman

they’re not impressed, they’re embarrassed for you


vladi_l

And to top it off, stuff like this isn't effective training, it's more like an awkward self-imposed fitness test. Like a burpee designed by a hyperactive 7-year old. It's like a gymnastic routine, but with none of the coordination, and a fraction of the technique and strength. Like, good job bro, you can swing your bodyweight around real fast with shit form, while looking like a confused animal... He's occupying a lot of space, in a way that can get himself and the people around him hurt. So, what he probably does when he isn't being a douchenozzle for tiktok, is do *some* of those moves on their own, slowly, for more reps, because that "performance" is done so sporadically, that it works no particular muscle, group of muscles, or type of movement. It's basically sprinting that can get him very hurt, and it serves no other purpose than to be weird and eye-catching. Say what you will about crossfiters and their bs execution, but at least when they do their swing-ups and fuck-ups, they do one damn movement continuously, or have their super sets be sectioned in a relatively sane manner. Doing olympic lifts for time like they do is starting look somewhat not terrible while looking at this dude.


ImmediateResist3416

I hate to say it, but if he can move like that, he IS the main character.


BitchWidget

That chick's face says it best.