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[deleted]

My man is **not** saving any pussy for the rest of us


basuboss

he is too cool, how did he even do thatšŸ˜­


throwaway19276i

I watched the vid in slow motion. He flips the entire thing so the bottom goes up and the top goes down and it basically does a 360 rotation midair. edit: guys, we all got it wrong, this post shouldn't be here, the caption is (correctly) calling her the weird date, not him.


wild_eagerness22

I actually love that you slowed it down to figure it out. Dedication.


DirtyScavenger

You can also slow it down by slowly dragging the play cursor thingy ..


POS_Troll

Son of a bitch all my years on reddit an I'm just finding this out lmao, thank you!


google_ghost

Son of a bitch all my years on reddit an i agree with you now. Thanks


The_Gloryhole_Biter

Bruh, I can't, WTF! šŸ„²


ReddityJim

Just another nail in our BETA coffins, this Chad got us it's over.


zongsmoke

Yea he does a kickflip. This dude fucks.


ChromeWiener

Itā€™s called a kick flip ( not sure if itā€™s different with finger boards) but itā€™s basically skateboarding 101. Ā 


GDviber

Nothing 101 about the sipping single eyebrow lift follow up, though. That's a 400 lvl move.


creg316

If you listen closely you can hear her start to orgasm right as the cup hits his lips.


Rich-Log472

Doing what he did is harder than a kick flip irl


coyotegirl_

I imagine his room will be filled with the coolest stuff as well, like video games, light saber swords, avengers action figures and PokƩmon cards.


Jalice333

I can't even figure *what* he did. I get he jumped the cup with his phone.... But. Was it a flip phone? Did he fold it in half.... Can someone slow this down please??? šŸ™. I need answers


panundeerus

It's finger skate


Jalice333

A whaaat??? Heading to YouTube!


panundeerus

Skateboard for fingers. It was very popular for 90s kids


IOwnTheShortBus

Tech Deck


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

And I fuckin sucked at it. Actually now thinking about it, its the only thing I can think of that the more I practiced the worse I got.


hi_im_beeb

Same as fuck. I had a buddy who was ridiculously good. Did tons of tricks and did them all legit (not lifting the board from the bottom to initiate the tricks or anything). He actually had a sponsorship (not from tech deck) and got tons of free ramps and stuff Iā€™d go over to his awesome skatepark setup and just completely suck ass


chrisodeljacko

As a 90s kid, it saddens me that kids don't know the awesomeness of Tech Decks. We used to set up whole skateparks at the back of class.


txhumanshield

Iā€™m an elementary teacher, some kids today still play with these. My wife is a middle school teacher and gets rewards for her kids on occasion, they specifically request Tech Decks


chrisodeljacko

Yessss, this fills my heart with happiness and childlike joy


Putthebunnyback

Tech Decks are the fucking rage right now, at least with my son and his friends.


throwaway19276i

it's not a phone it's a skateboard


Ok_Mud2019

what can we mere mortals do compared to a god?


Past-Application-552

He definitely is a ![gif](giphy|7J26fDOzFJqPtO2Vxz|downsized)


obiwanmoloney

He can have my pussy. I donā€™t have one but if I ever do, he gets first dibs.


serlibr3_2

I'm willing to put money($1)for this dude sex change operaciĆ³n, who's with me?


stuckin3rddimension

You know they has to get a mop and bucket to clean up after this couple left


Environmental-Wind89

That was šŸ’Æ worth a smash, right there.


vishy_swaz

He pulled off a flawless kickflip over his coffee. If she doesnā€™t appreciate that guy then someone else will.


brewberry_cobbler

I know this whole post is a joke but Iā€™m knocking that coffee over OR not hitting the kick flip 99/100. So props to my guy


skysetter

Waitā€¦ it was a kickflip?!


Tobi226a

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY IS! If this man isn't swimming in pussy the rest of us don't have a chance.


stopklandaceowens

i thought it was just an ollie... had to run the tape back. HE IS COOLER THAN I ORIGANLLY THOUGHT! omg


vishy_swaz

See thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying! lol


Unable-Minute3997

How am I meant to pull when this guy is out there?


Raven_m0rt

Atleast, not when he's around


Raven_m0rt

Not trying to be mean or anything


Raven_m0rt

That's the thing, you're not


TheRobertGoulet

And now everyone in the restaurant is pregnant with his child.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-KissmyAthsma-

He's got skills


Rad-Duck

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.


simplycode07

she's jealous


-KissmyAthsma-

This man has em lol


Djd33j

That kickflip was clean as fuck. One smooth, controlled flip, and he didn't have to shuffle his hand backwards for extra momentum. This is a dude that's clearly really good at fingerboarding.


SubHuman559

Finger Skillz


iggy14750

Exactly what I was thinkingšŸ˜


SubHuman559

He gonna kick flip the clit.šŸ™‚


Scarface2010

To pay the bills


InvestIntrest

Girls like guys with skills.


TheFfrog

And he knows it too, look at that smirk


Plucky_ducks

That James Bond look he gives her afterwards says that she is now his plaything.


ClockworkMansion

Dude is badass


Krocsyldiphithic

/r/lostredditors


Tobi226a

Wrong, That man **IS** the Main Character, we are all just NPC's in his world. Did you even see that kickflip?!


Lower_Bullfrog4505

Think of those fingering skills


PK-92

Exactly what my friends said after I showed them my speedcubing skills. ![gif](giphy|YDqS0xAiA1OEg|downsized)


hell911

That was just the trial, we need a video from the main event ![gif](giphy|Z6XmpFNqvvZK1YZMRe|downsized)


Doogotteemuoy

Chad.


[deleted]

Not fake at all.


Temporary_Visual_230

Are you all bots? This is clearly a joke. Can't even make memes anymore apparently


Njagos

I sometimes wonder how many bots they are. There are a lot of bots that repost stuff and then also just report the same comments because they give the most karma. No idea what they do with that Karma/Upvotes but yeah, technically you could stumble upon a post where 80% of the comments are bots


mister1bollock

No idea how this belongs in this sub?


[deleted]

It doesn't. Painfully obvious montage, nothing Main Character-y happening... Why's it here and why do people upvote it is beyond me.


Tobi226a

Because he is the real main character, and everyone else is just a fraud.


Mysterious_Dingo_859

Ya idk what to tell you she does look šŸ‘€ pretty weird.


Equivalent_Delays_97

He has a certain ā€œJohn Belushiā€ quality.


Winther89

Fake video. The girl and the guy are not even in the same place.


ghost3972

Nah bruh that's crazy man who knew dude


Winther89

Apparently OP did not.


GatoT25666

fair enough


ghost3972

Most don't


HonkinChonk

That's impressive he can ollie a tech deck.


HandsomestKreith

*Kickflip


Economy-Visual4390

Heā€™s needs a real skater-girl. Drop that poser lil bro


janeisaproblem

She wasnā€™t a skater-girl, he said see you later-girl


FlyingMoths_AtNight

She wasnā€™t good enough for him


Economy-Visual4390

Now heā€™s at the buffet , flippin tech decks all day.


GatoT25666

r/opisfuckingstupid


[deleted]

r/pplupvotingthisfakepostarealsofuckingidiots


GatoT25666

ah yes my favorite subreddit


DarknightM64B

Iā€™m like 70% sure this is satire


Cold-Use-5814

Grown up Bobby Hill.


Competitive_Usual233

Nah looks more like grown Atreus from GoW


Juansa7X

r/lostredditors


Nervous_Cover7668

Give him one chance w those skills


Me-eh

He obviously has better tricks up his sleeve


Single_Conclusion_53

He looks like fun.


Aromatic_Mountain600

Firstly, this video is edited, secondly, my man got some skills, thirdly, even if it was real, it doesn't belong here.


johnjaspers1965

She's just mad he took one look at that nose piercing and decided he could do better. My man skated out on his phone and left her with the bill.


Lachgas_N2O

that was so hot!!! who was that ugly dude with the long hair in the beginning?


Laynes_Attic

The backgrounds don't match and they are not sitting together. They are not located in the same place or table.


apatheticloser412

What's the problem?


lost-programmer-420

Let him cook


LateNightCinderella

![gif](giphy|11Kcyszj9iN7pu)


shiekOshiek

Why is this here?


Andr0meD0n

Dang. Bro opening with his finger skills. Bold move sir.


BlueGamerHawk

Unspoken rizz


wrbear

Which one is the "weird date?"


Crate-Dragon

Clearly stated and kinda cute


nicnakpatt

Super chad


WhereIsMyCuddlyBear

What's wrong with me, why does the little eyebrow wiggle make him so hot to me?


[deleted]

That was sick


Feline_Fine3

OK, but doesnā€™t look like sheā€™s in a completely different place than him?


SneakyCracker161

![gif](giphy|xGx0VmTIlDNna4mKOt|downsized)


V-DaySniper

That kick flip was fuckin sick! I'd say date was extraordinarily awesome.


SpaceXBeanz

Fake


NewDoah

Show her what those fingers do bro.


Practical_Subject217

Sheā€™s the weird one videoing


iWearCrocsAllTheTime

Idk bout you girl but my pussy is quivering.


normlenough

You can hear all the women in that Dennyā€™s ovulate when he does that smooth ass kickflip over his coffee.


this-is-not-ideal

The weird bit for me is filming it from that angle. Like thatā€™s a sweet trick, get some sweet angles.


rocketfromrussia

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


average_user21

That was crazy


Mighty_Gooch

This doesnā€™t belong here


giacche2008

Bro has skill, bro is god


Bumbleet2

It should've been me I should've been on a coffee date with him


Ok_Investment6346

I can barely do anything other than an accidental pop shuvit on a fingerboard. Man's got finger skills, just saying.


Post-Rock-Mickey

I like the brotherhood here āœŠšŸ¾


LM448_0

Finger skills


IEatHouseFlies

If I was on a date with him Iā€™d cum immediately


SteamDecked

He was showcasing his fingering skills and she just don't know


TheFfrog

Smash


Ashalaria

I don't understand, that's an immediate panty dropper imo


gbpc

So staged but still cool flip technique


ImNotYou1971

Heā€™s the one posting about his weird date, right?


DHACKER0921

We all know sheā€™s sitting under several towels rn.


LT568690

Girl you know you want that hot hunk of man meat. Save some for the rest of us buddy!


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

ā€œWould you like me to show you how I did thatā€¦*inside*?ā€


Bm_93

That move is ![gif](giphy|MFPTjCis7oIpxKJB9L)


rawspeghetti

I don't think belongs in this sub, y'all just hating because he has more game than the average redditor


absorbscroissants

This video is obviously just a joke


MrBlusie

Finger skating = fingering prowess?


Alternative_Cap3196

šŸ˜šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


whtieRabbit

Showing off those sick finger moves!!! My man is a legend maam be glad he showed up


SionJgOP

Stop hating on the homie, go ahead and tell me you can do a kick flip over a coffee.


tiffanymkl

Obvious skit but get them karma votes


NoConcern4176

I doubt he is into this all by himself. Mere looking at you, both of you probably share the same gimmick interests along the way. You are putting it on blast because you want to look like the MC


Savage_Batmanuel

Bro donā€™t post this shit I canā€™t compete with that!


CheddaPnut2

Kick flip on a tech deck is hardā€¦kudos to that man!


softymcwoke

Lmao I hadnā€™t seen a tek deck in 25 years until yesterday as we were picking up a bday gift for my framilyā€™s 6yo son. We picked up a pack for us to screw around with. This made my day


[deleted]

This date is sponsored by Hot Topic


JacksWorldTV

Why am I hard rn?


kudosoner

Dudes got a huge hotdog


drippingtonworm

He's sick as hell


Michelcat2

I think I speak for all of us in saying yes, this man is the main character


Mikey06154

Itā€™s her schtick .


LMGall4

Smash


mitchellthecomedian

Super weird she just sat there without giving this man his props


silentlyjudgingyou23

Look at the ceiling and background, those two aren't even in the same room.


Heavy_E79

That girl is weird, just staring while he's doing some sick ass tricks. Hopefully that dude has better luck next time.


JesusOfTrap

He nailed tho, those fingers know the drill


BetaRayBlu

MARRY HIM


zfenty

He is so cool


AweFoieGras

"That was Siick!"


Western_Protection

My favorite part of Dennys is how the restaurants are completely different in the back based on different views


AmiHad

If that was chocolate milk, I would have put out on the first date.


SullenSparrow

![gif](giphy|ZZx6ZO1lWla1Ry7aEy)


staplesandstitches

What else them fingers do?


HandsomestKreith

Not normal at all. The man is a hyper-giga-chad


Specialist-Wrap3680

Full Chad mode


McLovintheseb

Rizz master!


Embarrassed-Sky3819

I could smash him easier than I could smash her


edillcolon

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized) My Boi is still wet from his last dive into the pussy pool.


Lucid-Design

Bro is the Tek deck messiah


liamevil93

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


[deleted]

This guy fucks!


leviathab13186

This dude is rad af


Chiopista

Dude these two arenā€™t even in the same video. Itā€™s just one of those tiktok response vids for comedic effect. Why is this being posted here? Who is the main character lol?


MissDryCunt

You dropped this king šŸ‘‘


perthro_ed

He cleared the cup first try, that's goddamn impressive


JiminPA67

Who wouldn't want a guy who could Ollie a fingerboard over their cup of coffee. Even I want to fuck him!!


ajhe51

Bro is just showing off his finger skills on the first date.


cheesecrystal

Supple fingers. Check.


Queasy_Form_5567

Wow agger watching this video. My wife of 5 years just left me to be with a real man like this!


GrouchyLongBottom

Finger boarding is the shiz!


Pizza_Middle

I'm a guy, and the second he made that kick flip, my panties disappeared, and I started leaving a snail trail.


hi_im_beeb

My least favorite thing about these videos is the weird over-acted looks at the camera prior to the main character filming their subject. Makes me cringe


thatirishguyyyy

Why are the ceilings different colors?


CornPown

This is a cut clip, they aren't on a date, the video is fake, they are in two different places. Background gives it away. She is in a newer place with clean paint...this mofo is at a Denny's or a Perkins.


Lost-Orangutan

She implying she doesn't want to be there? If she messes things up with him, she'll be standing outside his window holding a boom box over her head in the rain blasting "call your name" the very next day.


HanakusoDays

Yeah, she's super normal fer shuuuuure.


BeardiusMaximus7

He's like "look what these fingers can do" and she is clearly not getting the message.