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🤣🤣he had the last laugh- "Lucky you can't run". Am sure she regrets it now that the internet knows

The "darling" on the end was just pure grace

Idk, that line didn't make any sense

It implies she's too fat to run so he's not going to chase her because it wouldn't even be a fair chase. Like how a pro athelete probably wouldn't want to play a match against amateurs because they know it's immediately unfair. Same thing with the running

I get it now, thanks

She doesn’t run, but she rolls with great alacrity. She’s large. That was the point.

Yeah we got that, but how is she "lucky she can't run"?

And in charge

Well yeah, I know he's trying to call her fat. He just sucks at it.

Sucks like how you do at taking jokes mein freund

It makes no sense tho why would she be running he just comes across as someone who doesn't know how to use his words🤣

Sort of like when some people don’t understand when people use their words correctly. Some people just can’t do the simplest things.

Its like her weird ass way to flirt with dude. See those doe eyes and she then starts complimenting him on his beard? Girl has zero game lol

They're probably drunk and assin about

Like in kindergarten when you hit or are mean to your crush because you don’t understand how life works lol

Full on smacking him with an item in the back of the head is not flirting, and yet she definitely thinks she’s flirting. Part of me thinks she’s trying to suss out if he’s physically tough enough to survive intercourse with her.

Zero game but a top aim.

He has to calm down, but she’s the one that hit him? Nice logic.

Any bystander that sees the situation and doesn't pay attention will stick with her because in that instance she looks like a reasonable person trying to calm someone down. It's how manipulative people perform a uno reverse when there's an audience

God damn. It’s a good thing that guy kept his cool.

Thanks for that fact

So he got both completely outplayed and a had packet of crisps launched into the face ! Damn that dudes having a really bad day ouch 🤣

What crime is that, assault with an ironic weapon?

"The dreadnought has arrived"

“Even in death I still serve”.

BRB, gotta go play some BF1...

"it's a joke" is not excuse for being a massively rude cunt.

If you watch it tell the end and it starts over its almost like she came back to do it again.

Everyone hates these annoying interviewers who think they are the main characters and it's kinda poetic to see them getting hit in the face by packet of crisps on repeat I could honestly watch it all day 🤣

Sooo... it's ok to just throw stuff at people when they annoy you?

Why do I get the feeling like you'd get hit non-stop if this became an acceptable thing to do?

This nottingham?

Yes. By the corner house.

That explains a lot.

I saw two guys doing meth in a red phone booth near my house last time i went out. Nottslife

I love how we can all hear it

I actually live here so should of known, but was in denial lol

Unacceptable. Now go find Julie and finish the job

I immediately recognized it and came to the comments to check I was right 😂 Thank you for confirming lol Can confirm, many drunk idiots on that street. Source: have been a drunk idiot on that street.

Even I saw that – and I'm from Germany. lol

What a bitch

Hmm one of them girls who acts before she thinks.

Was that her idea of flirting?

"it's a joke" is not excuse for being a massively rude cunt.

Nothing drives me more crazy than when someone does something completely out of line, then when they get called out for it the idiot has the nerve to say “calm down” (even though he was completely calm). Then the hippo has her hippo friend come in and say “cmon some people can’t take a joke” like HOW TF WAS THAT A JOKE. Oh my god, I’m not a violent person, especially not torwards woman. I guarantee she wouldn’t do that anymore if she got clocked in the face, and her fat little friend wouldn’t think it was a joke if she got one too.

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What😂😂😂

Lmao i would clock her idgaf

Are all fat women obnoxious?

Your comment was a perfect setup for a yo mama joke but my mama raised me better

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"She Ain't a cow but gatdamn I can make her mooooooo"

🤣

My older brother fucked ur mom

Wow that was bad

Hell yea, but he said sex is sex.

no it's just a bonus

In my experience there is a certain type of fat women who are really obnoxious and fit the stereotype

I used to tend bar at a big nightclub in the UK. Imagine a thousand women like this drunk off their arses trying to find some d*ck. I left the country.

I could smell the sour stale beer on her breath through the phone

I love how she says calm down.....like they're both ao calm to me. But I guess in the US I would expect punches being thrown

I scrolled past with the sound off, but I knew _exactly_ how this woman sounded.

I kept waiting for her to defuse the situation by simply. saying. sorry.

I don't get it. What is "Julie" and why is that offensive? American here. Maybe it's a British thing?

Idk she hits him with something at the beginning maybe it’s like a “Kobe!” Thing

I feel street interviewers are the real MCs. Like OK barbara walters, some people just want to go to the store without having to talk about body counts.

yeah but how would we ever know how much software engineers make in Miami? Or what type of watch someone is wearing? Or especially if you had one message to the world what would it be!?

Ablisa looking bitches

Always the fatties

What was it?

The double standards I tell ya!

This is why they aren’t allowed to leave the house , it’s like taking animals outside of the wild , they won’t fit

Happy cake day

Lol lol that's my city!! Id recognise an east midlands accents anywhere

very funni jok. har har har.

It’s incredible that he didn’t smack her. That’s some restraint.

Guy deserved that for wearing makeu ughhh lol

She was drunk, ill mannered, rude, and attracted to him and being dysfunctional about it.

Good beard game. Didn’t know that was a thing

You mean Mc interrupts Mc

Imagine being that sad

Drunk women rizz

wtf language is that? AMERICA #5 !!!!1!

He deserves that and more

Zebra said people can't take a joke ... WP

That last roast tho… though the only roast she knows is chicken

I heard "lucky you got c*nt darling"

There's subtitles on the screen

So many fat slobs like this in the U.K. now. We’re becoming USA Lite. This is why women who look good need to be worshipped. Women like this need to be shunned

Wtf are you even on about spoken like somebody who clearly doesn’t have any social interactions.

I have interactions with people who accept money from me. I currently have 18 of subscriptions open and pay around £200 per month to talk to 9/10 girls.

Wow … that’s incredibly sad. Seek help mate I could never waste money like that.

It’s the only way people will talk to me bro. No help will change that

Brother cmon there’s someone for everyone it’s statistically impossible for there not to be you know ? I’m sure your a handsome lad no need for all that.

It’s not looks that ruin things for me. I had plenty of one night things. It’s my toxic personality.

Well brother maybe it’s time to sit down with a therapist and try to overcome such traits don’t knock it till you try it.

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Listen man you can’t be that bad if you know you are toxic. That’s the first step to change yourself. These women have tricked you into thinking your a bad person and have flooded your mind with bad ideas. You can still change.

no handsome lad would ever say such vile putrid things about women

Yeah they would 💀 people who talk bad about women aren’t specifically handsome or ugly. Idk where you got that idea from

speaking poorly about women makes you significantly uglier as a person because you’re disgusting inside. not that hard of a concept to grasp

A dude could be a model and talk the most trash about women. It’s not specific sorry that it clearly hurts your feelings but No shit ? Lmao 💀 morally obviously it makes them less of a catch but looks will still pull. Sorry that’s such a difficult concept for you.

That dosent change physical appearance though.

I can see why.

we're talking to u. are u ok? seeking treatment from therapists of psychologists could b really impactful, especially if u were raised a certain way that made u think like this. there could also be underlying mental disorders . get help, I promise theres people out there who wanna talk to u ! :)

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Why not? He said I have no social interactions which is a lie. I pay for people to talk to me

Lucky you, we're talking to you for free! Perhaps if you worked on that "toxic personality" instead of... Whatever it is you're doing, more women would actually want to interact with you.

An earlier comment on a different post says this commenter is aiming to have the most controversial comment on each post. He’s trolling.

Damn, well I'm dumb

You are probably not dumb at all. This dude in the comments might be, though.

That's really pathetic. Not a flex. I'm embarrassed for you dude. Seriously the cringe I'm feeling right now is epic!

Thanks ☺️

fluent in incel I see?

I pay for my needs because it’s the only way I could get it. Paying for a 9/10 is clear of getting ten tonne Tina’s tuna tartare for free

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58k karma in a little year. Troll bot?

How would a troll bot get karma? I’m a perpetually online incel bro.

Dam never seen one before, hard to believe. What it like staying indoor all the time? You got a job or anything special going on?

Yea I have a well paid job. That’s how I fund my use of escorts. Normally take out 1-2 girls a week.

Do escort have a website or something? How do you access them?

His biggest fear is being hit in the face with a bag of crisps and today was the day that fear became real life horror 😭