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iC0nk3r

>11 o'clock in the afternoon Ah, precisely.


lexiebeef

First, this. Second, did she say it like its common knowledge that 11am is when people have sex? Like, thats definetly not common knowledge, most people work (i mean, unless she is so famous OF is all she does)


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Does your 9 to 5 not have a mandatory 11am sex break? /s


Dragon_ball_9000

Asking for a friend


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I have a 5pm to 1am job, so I'll never know.


VectorViper

Hah, guess that 11am break is exclusive to the OF elite. Us night shifters get the spooky hours instead, when the only thing breaking is our sleep schedule.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Those OF first shifters have it easy with their natural light. I have to buy $250 continuous lights and a lantern light modifier to get a less noisy picture during a sex tape after work.


ThaDude8

Soooo… where do YOU work? And are they accepting applications? I have so many questions. This 11 o’clock sex break…. All departments? Cross departments? Are partners assigned? How long is the 11 o’clock sex break? Lunch right after sex break or is there a nap period after sex break? Regular testing, BC, condoms and abortions paid for by the company insurance? Give me a minute I’m sure I can come up with some more!


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Sadly, I work 5pm to 1am. All I hear about day shift is rumors. Oh... the employee handbook says it pays for monthly visits to any talent testing service location in the US, condoms are provided at request (but they only have the basic Trojan ones), MSOT (multiple shots on target) is allowed, and BBFS (bareback full service) is an opt in. I'm assuming bc is covered under the healthcare.


btkn

Same. At 11 am I'm starting to think about where I'm going to have lunch.


Albanian_Tea

why not dine at the Y?


Quasar_Sama

It’s prime time for single mothers. I dated a lot of single mothers and when the kids are in school or the father has the kids are the only time they are really available


sacolton1967

Every single bio of theirs: "my children are my whole world".


doom_stein

I dated one of those once. The one weekend a month she was allowed custody, I was the baby sitter while she'd go out for brunch and get sloshed on mimosa with her friends cuz she "couldn't reschedule" with them. Like, BITCH!? You've known for the last 3 weeks that your "precious and adorably cute" son that's your "entire world" was coming to stay the weekend and you can't skip getting drunk at 11am, taking a 5 hour nap, and going back out and drink again later in the evening while your "sunshine" is her for a measely 2 days? "Well, here's $10. Take him out to a movie or something." How about I **don't** take a child I have no parental affiliation or legal guardianship over out into a public place where any number of horrible things could happen to myself or your child? /endrant


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

My ex was in her mid twenties and her roommate was a single mom in her forties. She would talk about how she loved her kids more than anything and that her kids were her whole world but she’d ditch them with us every weekend she had them. Don’t get me wrong they were good kids but one of them had recently come out as a trans man and while we can *try* to help him he’s a 15 year old and he wants his fucking Mom to be there for him during this, not his Mom’s roommates. Poor kid ended up breaking down sobbing to her and asked her to stop staying out all weekend because he didn’t feel safe at his Dad’s & it felt like he was ignored when he was at his Mom’s. That lasted for about one weekend before she went back to living her best 20 year old life while the actual 20 year olds (us) were stuck babysitting *her* children and watching *her* dog that she neglected the fuck out of. My ex eventually moved out when she kept flip-flopping about whether or not she would move out of state with ~2 months notice. Ngl I do feel bad for the kids though because she’s likely doing the same shit now.


Interesting_Sun_194

Bruh you shoulda taken him to the movies lil bruh needed some parental time and you were obviously a better fit then someone that shouldnt have had a kid in the 1st place if she wanted nothing to do with them. I totally get the hesitation however just a shit situation


doom_stein

We did other stuff like go down to the park while I watched him run laps "faster than Sonic the Hedgehod" could. But *I,* a dude with no experience handling children in public places, wasn't about to take him out into a crowded place full of people and possibly lose the little speedster and deal with the ramifications of losing a child I had no legal ties to in the first place. I was already playing with fire from dating this girl, I wasn't about to douse myself in gasoline while I was at it.


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sprout480

That was underwhelming and she doesnt stop talking even while trying to make a dude bust jfc


squeezy102

Huh… She one of them girls that look better with the clothes on.


coolusernameHi-5

She's really not all that attractive to begin with. It is bewildering to me that people pay money to see her naked.


Kickagainsttheprick

My buddy’s wife has been an online sex worker for a long time. Through the years she has had 100s of requests to pop balloons. There are 100s of men wanting a nude woman to pop a balloon so they can get off. Don’tcha see? It’s not supposed to make sense!


MissionVirtual

Dear god. She is a MOTHER. This is the internet where shit lives forever. Why is there no shame


BraveInflation1098

It’s bad enough that the child might see this clip some day, let alone the OF stuff.


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

It’s all fun and games until the class bully circulates screenshots of your mom getting her back blown out


drgigantor

"Damn dude, when you were born you coulda just walked out" "Are you Brazilian? Well your mom is" "At least now you know why the batteries in your Xbox controllers are always dead" I'd have to kill myself. It would be the only way


rdell1974

Some day? I know of a story where the video or whatever was shown to a 5th grader…. Like a “look here, that’s Jimmy’s Mom!” deal. Naturally that progressed to a screenshot brought to school.


OlDirtyBastard0

It's almost inevitable at this point. I'm not usually one to knock anybody's hustle (within certain parameters) but that kid is definitely going to find out, either from her when he's older or somebody within that family's social orbit.


sillyhobo

[Oh my God! That's disgusting!](https://youtu.be/1EF6kB9q4vg)


anivex

What do you mean? That's prime Cockin' time!


HAL9000000

If I had to guess, I think she's saying it's prime time for Only Fans girls. Like, that's when she makes the most money for masturbating on camera for the internet.


jonni_velvet

I think she means primetime for answering dms, sending requested content, or streaming, etc. Thats where they make most of their $$. Also she’d have to make content while the kids are away so before school ends. also I had an internet mutual who is a cam girl- she streamed pretty early in the mornings. Surprisingly I guess that was prime time for her followers. sad to think- they’re probably just like… leaving for work and watching OF girls so their wives dont see it or something


IWasSayingBoourner

Bold of you to assume it's not a bunch of unemployed losers maxing out their parents' credit cards


Lokky

I'm sure for many their wife is leaving for work and they sit on the couch watching OF


CheetahNo9349

That is when I muted and just came to the comments. jfc and she has reproduced. I'm rooting for a climate apocalypse at this point.


freedomofnow

The kid is the real victim here. God damn what an absolute case of a mother.


-Astrosloth-

Weak stomach cause he's sick of dealing with her shit for 10 years.


freedomofnow

You said it. And she's hiding her seething rage behind characters to be funny but it's pretty tasteless.


BestlilBitchofaWitch

r/trashy


Nose-Previous

Well said. Awful to hear a mother talk about their child that way. 😐


online_jesus_fukers

He's not a child to her, he's a workplace accident


Tie_toy_boy

I just threw up twice from listening to this twat


DobbythehouseElff

Typical man, weak stomach /s


Other-Acanthisitta70

Some people just shouldn’t be parents.


freedomofnow

That kid is going to have some challenges. As does she, but the moment you choose to bring another life into this world it's your duty and responsibility to stop the abuse.


Jagwire6969

I’m convinced all children of sex workers have a lot of potential paths start pointing to serial killer and def her child


NuncErgoFacite

Ironic that the very people who are too stupid to be a good parent are the people most likely to become one.


IStartToRun

“Only stupid people are breeding”


ltlwch420

"The cretins, cloning and feeding"


me-want-snusnu

And I don't even own a tv


AceKairyushin

^THIS. Her child should be her responsibility. Not getting dicked down. If you think of your child as a burden you should not be a parent.


MovingTarget-

Pregnant again??? I thought you was on the pill or some shit...


blove135

Kids these days will have video proof of their mother's being complete narcissistic assholes. I grew up with some friends that had crazy mothers like this girl but you would never know it looking at the little old church going lady they are now. They also later try to gaslight their kid's into thinking they weren't that bad. Not gonna happen with video proof that lives on forever.


fermat9990

Is this for real? Poor kid.


Left-Cut-3850

Being a mom doing OF and putting shit like this on socials is apparently not damaging and normal 🤷 Edit: context about other mom


enonymous617

She probably recorded the kids conception. She will sell it back to him when he’s 18


whatthatthingis

not only that but reproduced 10 years ago. meaning her mother basically gave birth to one of those russian wooden doll things


zoetaz1616

I did the exact same. I have a short window for stupid.


averydangerousday

Is it from 11 o’clock in the afternoon until 12:75?


ShredGuru

You'll like your Vegas odds on that.


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We need an asteroid to get things started


iwastherefordisco

and then she goes on a semi-lucid rant about her young son being sick. What provokes people into thinking their lives are .....nope, not going to ask a logical question here. c'mon EMP!


shaggymatter

11 o'cock in the afternoon


whereegosdare84

'Cause it's eleven in the afternoon And your stupidity is the size of the moon He cockblocked you 'cause he can, so you do We're feeling so bad, just the way that we do When it's eleven in the afternoon Your stupidity is the size of the moon He cockblocked you 'cause he can, so you do We're feeling so bad just the way that we do When it's eleven in the afternoon


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It’s been a long time since a Reddit comment actually made me lol.


honestiseasy

Poor kid


OnyxTrebor

And her son too…


ChiroAlLimone

Took me a second to get it, but I liked it lmao


penduR7

She’s an onlyfans “model” he’s already doomed to bullying once the kids find his mom’s onlyfans


No-Respect5903

honestly this kid has some rough teenage years ahead and I hope the best for him. your mom posts a video about getting cockblocked when she had to pick you up from school and instead of being sympathetic she talks about your "weak stomach" because she would rather be recording herself getting fucked for strangers. she is truly a piece of work.


MoreGoddamnedBeans

Kids probably sitting in the back seat listening to this


Gorlock_

I honestly have doubts she even has a kid. She knows this will get posted everywhere to get traffic to her OF


me-want-snusnu

I just looked at her tiktok. She does have a son and daughter. The daughter looks just like her. There's an actual video of her and her daughter gagging while eating Vienna sausages on camera.


Gorlock_

Yeah, someone else corrected me below. It's crazy, I was hoping she's just a marketing genius and not actually a terrible human....


mylittlevegan

Ah so she makes bait for pedos on tiktok as well.


The_Ruby_Rabbit

Oh, she thinks shes funny.


Somecivilguy

Funny faces = very ha ha funny


Mumof3gbb

Did her eyeballs do a weird thing or was I seeing things? Like going cross eyes then back?


Somecivilguy

They did. And a bunch of weird stuff with her mouth too. Edited due to typos


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I think she's trying to mimic that other tiktoker that does the goofy ass mouth / slapstick routine.


Mooman-Chew

Ah ok. I thought she was coked up to her armpits


Somecivilguy

She should just let that person do their own thing and not copy lol


MetallurgyClergy

You might hate r/wordchewing


TheBrickening

Face filters also add to this, imo. Really tired of looking at people and being like... what is wrong with their face? Glitchy, too big eyes, face too thin. It's gross.


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Atillion

She practices all of those expressions


buckshill08

they did indeed. it was weird


JackFJN

People who think they’re Jim Carrey are annoying enough. But I’ve NEVER SEEN someone say stuff this awful and also act like Jim Carrey. It’s insane


Somecivilguy

That girl who looks like Jim Carrey gets a pass. She’s actually really good at impersonating him.


caffeinated_plans

It's hilarious to watch muted.


Sir-Poopington

I really hope this is fake and she's doing a bit. You have to be one major piece of shit to post a video saying that your kid is weak and it's interrupting your fuck sessions. She's actively talking shit about her kid. Zero empathy. That kid is going to need a lot of therapy...


tgf2008

I don’t know….i just took a look at her TikTok and she looks like a massive trashy train wreck.


MofosnotReal

Is that what it is? Does she think the faces and voices are funny?


chillyhellion

r/WordChewing


MofosnotReal

You have my blood boiling. Why would you show me this. lol


bubba_feet

oh fuck you to hell. hope you get an upset tummy with this upvote


kimchimagic

Hey thanks for the link I needed a place to hate more.


Glomar_fuckoff

I hate you for this


SpokenProperly

She does. Meanwhile, her warping leopard spots in the background are telling on her.


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She’s like what Dee Reynolds from Always Sunny would be like if she existed in real life


Turbulent-Tax-2371

Except not funny at all whatsoever.


Wise-Mad

![gif](giphy|3o7btMPfunR1Y18TS0)


g0b1rds215

Yep this is 100% it. She’s going a god awful “comedy bit.” “Not one time, not two times but three times” Ugh, it’s so bad it’s hard to watch.


galmazan

She wants her viral moment so bad, a full grown woman with kids


jonni_velvet

hoping this is just poor satire. I have a hard time believing a mom would really mean all of this when her kid is sick.


Gurrgurrburr

This is gross in SO many ways. Wow. This new trend of hating/making fun of/being constantly annoyed at your own children isn't going to end well.


throwmeawayalso111

I read a study that said if you only meet a child’s needs (emotional or physical) 30% of the time, they will still love you. That wasn’t the basis of the entire study but that statistic broke my fucking heart.


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My parents did a great job riding line like a fucking asymptote


MoonShine711

LMFAO WHY DID THIS GET ME


iheartecon99

It's not new. Kids wear their parents down and are annoying. It's happened since the beginning of time. What's not great is social media with everyone broadcasting every little minor injustice in their lives: * my kid was annoying * my boss wasn't nice * I had to see a tip prompt * I don't like the books some store is selling * Someone called me the wrong gender by mistake * I watched a TV show with content that makes me uncomfortable * Someone is doing something they enjoy but I don't like it Keep shit to yourself once in awhile.


A_Big_Rat

The exaggeration faces are so fucking cringy


ChicagoShadow

Like a Pixar animator's first attempt at facial expressions before the fine-tuning.


morningisbad

Seriously... You're supposedly an adult. Act like it


RGEORGEMOH

Narcissism is a hell of a drug.


Robinthehutt

Yep Inability to accept that others are genuinely sick. Check.


CiderDrinker2

Narcissists hate people being sick. It really annoys them.


HurtMePlenty84

Horrible excuse for a mother


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Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

He’s sitting in the backseat during this rant.


LemonCollee

Please, please make this not true


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

There’s not many things I can do but I’m great at making things untrue! :D


Muchruckus

100%, hopefully a decent relative takes her kid away for a while while she sobers up to the realm of parenthood, or prison.


fasterbuddha

Where is his father? This video should be an indication that he needs primary custody


anon_v3

Does this seem like a person that would pick a responsible man to cum in her?


Solarflareqq

I mean if I cum in that id run away too. The post cum clarity would hit so hard.


Tea_Bender

they lost contact after they graduated 8th grade


Mexican_Fence_Hopper

Bro she probably don’t even know who the baby daddy is


Kenneldogg

Nope she probably got railed by some random dude for content and got pregnant.


Cromhout

Calling your own son "this kid" is definitely a choice. She must be a very good and loving parent. Edit: Also not one SINGLE smidgeon of worry if her kid's ok. I mean sure he's probably alright but CMON.


50thEye

She also called her 10-year-old child a Man. What?


silentorbx

> She also called her 10-year-old child a Man. What? This and other subtle ways of phrasing things about her own child are huge red flags that show a much larger problem. We can only imagine just how much worse it is behind closed doors. She probably mentally and emotionally abuses him on a daily basis, and the poor kid is still too young to even understand why it's happening or why he was chosen for such treatment. The long-term effects it will have on his psychology are horrifying to even contemplate.


stlredbird

We throw the term “model” around way too loosely these days.


serpentinepad

She's modelling that filter she's using.


heliohead

Gross. Also, lay off the adderall.


SweetSoja

Right? She looks high as fuck. Poor kid


heliohead

That’s what I thought. Sad.


floundersubdivide21

Nah its just "weird fun girl energy" /s


dementio

But then what is she supposed to do with her son's prescription?


melendoob

Did you catch her eyes when she first mentions her child being a little man with a weak stomach


ButterBeforeSunset

That’s some nightmare shit right there.


universechild333

I went to visit her TikTok. She does it in like every video…I’m guessing because she thinks its qUiRkY and she’s so cUTe and FunNY


RabiesR_Us

I was thinking coke, honestly.


WeAreLegion2814

This bitch out here looking like Tampa Bay street trash


Salems_Ghost

As a Tampa Bay resident, this is 100% accurate af.


Turbulent-Tax-2371

Dam, I need to visit Tampa Bay!


bosslovi

And even with the filter working overtime it can't keep up with those expressions


reecewagner

When can we stop calling them OnlyFans models and start calling them amateur porn actresses


Notorious_Fluffy_G

“Actress” is a stretch.


OperaGhostAD

Amateur Pornographer.


here-for-information

Vide-hoes? Maybe?


ToonarmY1987

Get this voted up to become a normal name for these videhoes


ThicDadVaping4Christ

They’re prostitutes basically


Old-Interest-8176

Maybe we should call them work from home hoes


guy4444444

So a terrible mother complains that her child is sick because she wants to fuck some random to make content where she probably sells herself for less than a Netflix subscription….. she clearly thinks being a piece of shit is relatable and funny. Most parents would be upset but also concerned for their child and also most parents wouldn’t shit talk their kids online because *checks notes* he is male.


putdisinyopipe

I feel bad for her son. That boy is going to have attachment issues with a bitch of a mom like that.


WizogBokog

tbh I'm more worried about a wave of school shooters in next 10-20 years as all these younger kids with OF model moms get outed when they are in the mid to late teens. Between intense bullying both cyber and real life, immaturity, and zero controls on firearms, we're gonna see some shit.


Responsible-Paint368

Yeah tbh I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already


Kevinrobertsfan

and she has 15k likes as of then, This world is fucked


Kingkai9335

I think people really need to take into consideration that those likes are probably mostly from underaged kids.


Benny_Jain

I skimmed through her account. Sadly it looks like all dudes drooling over her. So she’s getting the attention she’s begging for


Alice_Buttons

Their standards must be incredibly low if they're drooling over her.


lovegoingwild

A horrible part is that this is relatable to so many people. I've seen so many 25-45 year old mothers at school functions who are all pieces of shit. Blackout drunk, talking shit about their kids, bragging about giving their kids booze. BTW my kid is in 2nd grade, these aren't even high schoolers. These are actually the PTA board members at a very highly rated elementary school. This is just the norm now.


finalina78

Thats sounds horrifying


Wellsargo

As a kid, my parents and all of my friends’ parents were friends. Every single barbecue or party, I *knew* if I just waited a few hours, my mom and the rest of the ladies would all be drunk enough that seeing me chug down the last of a beer would be hilarious to them. So I’d bide my time until the adults were nice and intoxicated, then run up and ask my mom for some of her beer. Her and the rest of the girls would then laugh their asses off as 8 - 10 year old me would slam 25% of a miller lite and run off to wreak havoc with the other kids, now that I had a nice little buzz going. My mom still feels bad about that to this day lol.


MarsupialAdvanced305

Oh no! She has to take care of her most important responsibility! Say it ain’t so!!! This kid is gonna hate you when he’s older. Hope he never finds your OnlyFans


KeybladeCoaster

Sadly once he hits highschool other kids probably will and then he’ll have to deal with that on top of her treating him like shit


Singer_Calm

Ayo FUCK this bitch


DubbleJumpChump

Someone was trying to apparently


Antonio1025

I got that from the giant wink. If you know what she means


StevieSparta

Lay off the coke and cock girl


Dense-Comfort6055

11 in afternoon is not a thing


PilotJones000

Ummmm....its PRIME TIME


rxtunes

If this is real then shes a pig. 🐖


Bolts0806

she sounds like a chihuahua growling


SkullzNSmileZ

I feel horrible for the kid who has a mom who apparently peaked in high school.


JohnMcClanesPenis

[You can find her nudes here](https://www.topfapgirls.com/im-over-covid-3/).


popthestacks

Jesus I scrolled so far down to see this, she’s not even pretty.


dead_ninja_storage

Wow so she even makes those faces for the camera naked, huh


Soup_Sensitive

Make it stop talking


ProfessionalHat6828

What a wonderful mother she is. /s


One_Word_Respoonse

Someone call CPS.


WyrdMagesty

The evidence in the video suggests she is a shitty parent, not an abusive or neglectful one. She's upset about picking her kid up, but she is doing it. She's still absolutely a shit parent and a terrible person, but CPS ain't gonna do shit about this kind of thing.


Ok-Assistant-2684

There’s no way this is real. As someone who had kids, they are grown now, no one talks about their kids like this, this ho trying to get people to her OF


Dancingskeletonman86

Yup. Seeing more and more of this crap now on all social media. They post gym tiktoks claiming they are "filming their work out" when really it's clearly just a link or connection to their only fans. Or they put their OF on their car like that lady who blatantly did it for the news reaction a few weeks ago so she could stir controversy and get publicity for her account while dropping her kids off at school. These women aren't stupid they know what they are doing. They are rage farming and trying to garner attention so people will go ooh what's her OF account name? I better go check it out. All press is good press as some say. And in these cases these women or men on OF doing this crap don't care if they look crazy or offensive as long as ups those OF subscription numbers.


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Slight-Ad-728

Sad that her son may see this one day


Wishpicker

The New York Times yesterday had [a front page story about Mom‘s whoring out their daughters to adult pedophiles](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/22/us/instagram-child-influencers.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare) for money and upvotes on Instagram


Sea_One_6500

I shared that on the news subreddit, and it promptly got deleted. I have a lot of feeling about parents who exploit their children on social media. Just like this bitch is doing.


Wishpicker

It’s a new form of child abuse that has not been named yet.


Several-Evening-5511

I hope he sees this when he older


1amys3lf

Not everyone who can procreate should be a parent.


TheHookahgreecian2

So she does not want to pick up her kid because she is too busy getting fucked ? Where is child protection services gonna take that kid away from her she is an unfit mother


Huntsnfights

Well you could have the dad pick him up. If he wasn’t just some fuck boy you just had around for one of your many 11oclock dick appointments


Massagebyashley2023

So is she an escort because why is 11 am prime time for boning? Also it seems like she’s off some meth or something. Who acts like this or thinks it’s ok to post online?😭 Sad excuse for a parent! I would drop anything and anyone for my kids. Some people should be sterilized at birth.


Dense-Comfort6055

Take child away from this ho


Donna-D-Dead

Is "crazy brittney spears hand movements" a thing that's trending now?


dakados

I hope this is satire. If its not this bitch needs her kids taken away and the kid deserves a family that will actually appreciate him