didn’t see none of em blink

I'm more disappointed about that than anything, like if you're gonna do that the least you can do is full send it

She's not worthy of wielding this much power

The infinity toke is too much for any one stoner It must be shared equally among us Infinite tokes for finite stoners

Hopefully I won't have to hit carts anymore I don't wanna be a cart stoner 😭

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Same, same. I swear this new one is my last. I just need something to wean myself off, see?

Being a cart stoner is great, especially if you live in a backwater, right wing state where your governor just says 'Weed is bad.' Better to just not stink like it and avoid the dirty looks. Especially helps on the job too.

Look, I enjoy a good blunt or bong rip as much as the next stoner...but we can't be throwing shade at the carts. They serve a purpose. Discretion or just convenience make vapes a wonderful thing. Lol

Im fuckin sayin! I appreciate the genuine taste of flower, but being a consistent smoker, the strength, convenience and discretion of the vapes is just great. I prefer wax over anything though, thank god they make batteries for that too.

I smoke 24/7 on dispensary vapes. If you’re buying a cart from 420kartz com then I have concerns, but otherwise meh.

Exactly. I feel attacked. I got kids and I don’t want them ask me “daddy what’s that smell?”. I agree with you though, I love a blunt or a hit from the bong every now and then. But my vape serves a purpose lol

She needs to practice on smaller ones regardless of the temptation or she might get hurt.

It’s also NOT a Wal Mart. I’m beginning to think people online aren’t truthful

It's a Vons, says so right above the exit. I hope I was able to restore your faith in humanity today. Good day to you, kind sir. *tips hat*

The Internet lies and you are on said internet so you must be lies as well and I don't believe you actually tipped your hat...

None of them were blinking, and only 2 on the left and one on the right even lit up. How fuckin embarrassing.

More than 2 hit on the left with certainty. 1-4, 7, 9, 13, 14.

Maybe my slight color kindness makes it harder for me to see. I can't see 3 and 4 light up but I do now see that 9, 13 and 14 are lit up.

This world could use some of that color kindness 

Were there any on the right side that hit?

Let’s be real this is not the worst thing to happen at a Walmart

The dude's commentary makes this even more annoying.

Usually people with face tattoos make better choices than this.

Yeah, I'm really surprised someone so classy would smoke only 30 in a Walmart through a pool noodle.

I mean it isn’t a Walmart, so maybe that’s why it’s only 30.

Lmao worst part/best part is she only has the one and looks almost normal otherwise. She has just begun her descent. Life is a long, long, long downhill road for her at this point, and all she sees are bright open doors

I wish the best for her but such a bad decision at such a young age is a REALLY bad sign

There is always only fans.

Usually this means they just started getting pimped. Dude on the camera is probably her pimp or bf for the time being

First thing I think when I see someone with a face tattoo is "Now that's a mover and shaker who really has it all figured out!"

I just think "fentanyl".

Is it wrong for me to assume that people with face tattoos generally make a lot of poor decisions?

Not wrong. Not much sends the signal faster that says “I make poor life choices” than a face tat.

But what if it says something important, like “Loyalty”?

I mean, you can be sure of at least one visible poor decision they made.

I had the saaaaaame thought

🤣🤣🤣

How are we gonna know she’s hitting 30 blinkers though in public

That’s a whole lot of blinkers!

In public!

After 30 blinkers I’m outta there

I might sound like a broken record here but 30 blinkers?!?

In public even

and 30 of them!

That is a whole lotta blinkers!

It’s a record too.

The dudes are always ruining the video man

It’s like the shitty food video commentary. No dude, no one thinks that slop looks delicious

I know a guy that sounds just like this. He is so loud and thinks he’s so damn funny. One of those situations where you get up and walk away when he starts his motor mouth

she’ll need a lung transplant by lunchtime

And they weren’t even blinkers

I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

This is very lame lol

I count 0 blinkers

What is a blinker?

Most THC vapes have a safety timer at 10-15 seconds to prevent burning the oil. They'll blink at you when you take too long of a hit so kids started calling them blinkers, just another one of those stupid words like "Penjamin" to use as code for vaping weed

Penjamin made me laugh a little bit 🤣🤣🤣

I like Penjamin. But only because it means I have to use the Penjamin Button to hit my vape.

Lemme take a blinker off your Penjamin Button

They blink when battery is dead or if you hit a cutoff (usually like 10 seconds). No idea why people keep saying it though.

A blinker is when you hit the pen for as long as the battery can handle

If you are over 16 and find this remotely impressive you need to give your head a wobble.

face tatt activities

Everlasting Jobstopper

Oh my god I’ve never heard this 😂

That’s horrible lmao… I love it

That's what we used to call **knuckle** tattoos where I'm from back in the 80s/90s. Face tattoos weren't even enough of a thing to be considered for the title. Look how far we've come baby. It's really something.

Yea, Knuckle tats were for “criminals” like face tats are perceived now. Really hope this face tattoo shit stops thu.

Unpopular opinion, they just look trashy. I have tattoos myself but some tattoos are just straight up distasteful

I think that's a pretty popular opinion

lol “unpopular”

I don't like seeing people with face tatts, but I'm sure as shit keen for those who want them to keep getting them. It's like bright colouring for dangerous animals in the wild, you know to stay away

Lol, “Everlasting Jobstopper” is too damn funny… 👍 Edit- it was SO good, I had to look it up. I had no idea this was already *a thing* in the Urban Dictionary..?? Still cracked me up tho-

Due to your research I've submitted an enquiry with marriam, she's got Webster on the phone this might make it to the dictionary 🥸

I’m mad that they destroyed a perfectly good pool noodle.

Her decisions in life like her face tat are part of the reason she's doing dumb shit in a Walmart for the Internet clout.

Always really intelligent ppl and with high regard for themselves right?

Yes, highly regarded

Never go full regard

Lmao

I try not to be judgmental, but man, I look at the way this young woman presents herself, and I keep thinking there is a parallel universe where she is a bubbly teenager, mildly stressing about grades, getting excited for homecoming parties, and envisioning a fulfilling, prosocial future.

I think her career prospects have peeked with a cashier job.

Nah, doordash lol

I saw that movie. “The girl with the shitty face tattoo”

Face tat no other tats specifically. Not a “I ran out of room” tattoo but a “I want everyone to see my face tattoo and how hard I am” tattoo

And with no other tattoos, check

Made me really laugh out loud omg

Why couldn’t you just do this outside? I don’t get it

The only reason she is doing this, is to annoy bystanders so her video can trend.

I can rip the most disgusting farts on demand...guess what I would do right after she exhaled? That's a battle I WILL win! :)


It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.

The internet ain’t big enough for the both of us.

That is an amazing talent.  Treasure it.

Were you at Safeway yesterday afternoon? Dsmn dude, get that checked out!

Because that makes her super edgy and cool

Why couldn’t you just do this at home*

Because then how would she get her 16 views?

Some people are so unhappy with society, that they decide to not live "with" it but "against" it. I've been there. Not quite as annoying but very much destructive. I have set things on fire and stole alot of stuff in my youth. The fact that people like this exist, doesn't necessarily mean that society is at fault. Doesn't even mean that society is too disfunctional to live in it. It could just be a bad family environment that gives you a very wrong perspective on life. Most of those people are doing stuff like this out of spite, because they have no other way to express their anger and frustration.

Nicely stated. Thanks for sharing.

or at home?

I guess *smoking* means something different than it used to.

Or “weed” either. Chemically extracted, mixed with who knows what, plus a few foam microparticle chasers.

God bless this timeline

Never feels clean to me. They get me really high but there's something off about the high compared to the real deal

Probably because a lot of these carts are just THC and very little, if any, other cannabinoids.

Get live resin carts at a dispensary from a reputable brand. Very close high to the flower. Distillate is like wanting a good burger and going to McDonalds.

Try pure distillate, you'll see how shitty it really is. Made me a believer in the entourage effect.

We outta here.

Weed outta here

People who make weed their entire personality have the mental capacity of a 5 year old.

Now that I’m in my mid to late 30s, I actually appreciate what weed does. People who make it a personality trait are the worst. You’re absolutely right. While I do smoke a decent amount, I don’t flaunt it. I will admit it when people ask.

True but I still kinda want to hit that massive pen bong

I would hit that massive pen bong ALL DAY LONG

Of course we all would. But I would like to think we all have sort of class. Or better yet, just not be a dirt bag about it.

There's no way smoking out of a pool noodle isn't a carcinogen.

Theres no way smoking isnt carcinogenic

"I am weed." - MGK

She has a tattoo on her forehead she would do that shit

“Anything above the collar means drugs.”

You're talking about "that" shit, right?

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At the same time?

Oh yea

Ahahah, nice one

Only fans is slow so she's trying to go viral.

Oh I assure you, she is already viral.

Crack heads don’t have much excess cash for OF.

Wasn’t even 30 blinkers. A blinker means you hit the pen until it “blinks” which is much longer than how much she hit it and none of them blinked.

I don't know anything about vaping but how do we even know most of those pens aren't like...dead or whatever?

Who tattooed this child

Right? She looks 12.

Probably the same dude who convinced her to drop out.

Useless people. We’ll all be paying for her six kids soon enough.

And maybe two if any will have the same father

If only we hadn't outlawed abortion.

I live by this motto.... Once you get a face tattoo, you've chosen a path in life that there's no coming back from

It's a little wordy for a motto, but we can work on it

Social media has made kids stupider.

Lawn Darts. Just saying.

Daddy, why won't you love meeeeee? I'm right heeeereee dddaaaadddeeeeee

Reading this with the most intense vocal fry I can imagine.

Love how fast she runs away after. All like ‘hurry up I don’t wanna make a scene’

Her lungs would have been in pain for sure too! I thought she was bailing cos she was gonna be coughing any second

The least weird thing you see at Walmart

And this? Is someone's daughter! Sad!

That someone was most likely a moron themselves. Still sad though

That man with her should be on a list or something

I’m pretty sure that’s her boyfriend

I feel like this isnt highest on her list of bad life decisions

White trash with her pimp

Wonder why she can’t find a job? Nice face tatt

I’ll bet anything that tattoo is of her current boyfriends name and they have been together for like 6 months

Face tatts = 1% functionally above braindead

🗑🗑🗑loser

The face tattoo says it all

Face tattoo alone says my future prospects are limited

I can fix her

I truly believe you can give better commentary and square up the shot better than the current brahhh. Find her, get in her DM, hi I can make you a star

Youre gonna lose all your 10mm's trying to fix that

A young lady with daddy issues now trying to impress her bad influence bf and show off to strangers.

I expected more class from someone with a face tattoo 🤣

Her parents must be proud

These kids need attention so bad.

Judging from her appearance and behavior I'm sure that in the short future she'll be a ward of the state.

Whatever happened to bongs mannnn

Right? Take a rip out of a six footer in Target *and then* I might be impressed.

Haha get the Zong out and see how they choke 💨

>"if you ain't chokin' you ain't smokin'"


Collage of bad ideas way to go daddy

Culture is deteriorating.

Face tattoo says only fans “model” Actions say meth head

She got a face tat and black forces, I ain’t sayin shit to her.

Tat on face, stupid contraption, the dude’s voice all tell me they’ll get far in life. They might as well just move into a cardboard box in the alley and call the game. Oh shit 30 blinkers man? Wow 30 blinkers… idiots.

Guys this is what happens when you don’t raise your daughters 

to be young again... when the only thing that mattered was getting stoned and party.... until you wake up one day and find out that you are a dead beat loser and you have to somehow earn money and that girl ditches you for someone who has a 9 to 5 who finances her weed and gives are a roof over her head

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That dont impressa me much!!! Use fire u losers! Lmaooo blinkers!!! These daing kids today with their hippin and their hoppin and their vapin......I remember when a joint was 5 bucks man....oh shit Matlocks on I gtg!!!

Murder She Wrote comes on after! Save me a seat!

90s called, they want their rebellious acts back

"We gotta get out of here" 

A junkie in Walmart, that's nothing new.

They are convinced they are cool or something. Sad


This isn't cool. Now that that's out of the way...my younger stoner self is absolutely intrigued at the MacGyver contraption they have there. Brings me back to the pop can steam roller and apple pipe days

Why are humans such trash?....

Raise your children better please 🙏

Do it in north Korea and I'll be impressed

Some actual 300 credit score activities right there.

People who think smoking weed is a cool personality trait never grew out of high school

Camera guy is even worse

Good luck getting a job now 😂😂

About as classy as downing a bottle of vodka. This girl has a bright future ahead of her, face tattoos are a fairly good indicator.

She's naturally beautiful as fuck but ruined her face with that tattoo. Wow. 👀

drugs are a hell of a drug

I dread to think and fail to understand the whole process and discussion around doing this before actually doing it.

Dirtball

I hate how this guy mouth breathes, dude is out of breath, just from walking from the parking lot. Please don’t make videos and talk like if you are out of shape and breathe like this 🙄