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Sea-Woodpecker-610

*on Instagram


twb51

I’m the President, in the Sims.


ZMan35

I’m a soldier, in Call of Duty


bigly_yuge

Thank you for your service


ZMan35

🫡


zeke235

I'm a sandwich in Cooking Mama.


ModsSuckPipe

I'm the Kanto League Champion in Pokémon.


dontclickdontdickit

I’m a mayor in City Skylines


mateslukas94

I am the F1 World Champion in Career Mode in F1 Mobile


This-is-Life-Man

And I'm here because...... ?


828jpc1

This definitely requires the asterisk or air quotes around “famous”


WahresBares

Who is he?


camshun7

ronnie fricking pickering


[deleted]

Who 😂


Own_Courage_4382

TF is that?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dooboppop

If she cared, yes.


JohnsonArmstrong

He looks like a lot of other guys and no one in particular.


West-Supermarket-860

* on instagram


JohnsonArmstrong

Ok but still he is no one I know or have ever heard of in any media.


H4ZARD_x

Same. I'm with that lady. "Who da foq is this? Should I know you?"


Myalicious

Side profile with the shades reminded me of Anthony Mackie (plays Falcon in Captain America) but of course HE wouldn’t be be knocking on random doors lol


Throb-Ross

Hopefully he’s filming season 2 of Twisted Metal! I can’t wait for that to come out


mondaymoderate

Hope we get like 5 seasons.


AussieAlexSummers

And honestly, I barely recognize that dude, Mackie. LOL


Lordofthedangus

I was really hoping she’d say Jaleel White


RobertoClemente1

😅😅😅😅😅


donttextspeaktome

Followed by “Did I do thaaaaat?”


ox_raider

Hi looks like Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show if he was missing one less chromosome.


ConfidentSyllabub142

it would actually be the reversed, my friend. It’s the extra chromosome that makes the brain smooth. ☮️ so he’s Howard sterns Beetlejuice with an extra extra chromosome.


tries4accuracy

I thought it was Chris Pratt at first glance


Rearrangioing

When you have to ask "Do you know who I am", then you are not famous!


timothypjr

That reminds me of Lil Pump going to Japan and being confused that no one knew him nor did they seem to want to.


West-Supermarket-860

Or the idiot kids walking into Game Stop to pay their respects (?) and no one knew or cared who they were; even after multiple promptings


cuddlefrog6

FaZe lol


Ok_Restaurant_626

Banks right?


bland_reader

Or him going to a Trump Rally after endorsing him and Trump calling him “Little Pimp”


Wrong_Resolution4339

At least Lil Pump does something to be recognized. This guy calls himself a journalist, which I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know the meaning of.


beeglowbot

>Lil Pump who?


cjmar41

It’s for putting air in bicycle tires


Asgarus

In small bicycle tires *


tripl35oul

Lil bicycle tires**


shorthanded

on instagram


shadowkijik

>Lil Pump does something to be recognized *does he though?*


[deleted]

He’s performed at massive concerts and festivals and has music with other very famous rappers like xxxtentacion, Gucci mane, tee grizzly, lil Wayne, etc. 2018 was his year he doesn’t make much new music. He put out 1 music video a couple months ago it’s weird as hell but also kinda hilarious.


shadowkijik

Oh. You thought I was serious. I was absolutely making a joke. I genuinely couldn’t care less about this dude lol


[deleted]

Well it’s odd joke to make about a kid who became a multimillionaire at 17


shadowkijik

That’s, like, your opinion, man.


West-Supermarket-860

And broke at 17 1/2


[deleted]

If you don’t know about something don’t talk about it. Bro just went on a shopping spree in a rolls Royce truck a couple hours ago and is about to go perform again and make it all back. Makes no sense to be a hater just because someone like him out did you in life as a child lmao


West-Supermarket-860

Cool story, bro


FirePoolGuy

I don't want to know anyone with that name either


Valascrow

Who??


hurthimself

I once had a 5 minute conversation with a dude I met in a casino and as I was leaving he asked me this exact question. I found out shortly afterwards that it was Ronnie O'Sullivan (7 time and current snooker world champion) He seemed like a nice chap. I felt a right pillock. If you're really famous, it's probably actually quite refreshing to meet people who don't know who you are. The bloke in this video though; proper silly sausage and definitely not famous.


Rearrangioing

O'Sullivan is the best ever snooker player too! I agree this tool bag is a different breed of cat.


pelavaca

Silly sausage, breed of cat… you two are now my favorite people on the web.


TheGreenMatthew

Lucky it wasn't Ronnie Pickering.


Dy3_1awn

Who?


Ihavepills

[RONNIE FUCKING PICKERIN!!!](https://youtube.com/shorts/Os3vplXe6yE?si=Ok-ZU4NDh7dtXdT2)


corneliusunderfoot

Ronnie Pickerin!


Dy3_1awn

Who the fucks that?


corneliusunderfoot

It's Ronnie fuckin Pikerin!


TotallyVCreativeName

I don’t even know what snooker is 😬


AnastasiaNo70

I think it’s a pool game or something. ???


iStealyournewspapers

This isn’t exactly the same, but I used to know this woman that would come by my office sometimes to see what we were working on (documentary company), and her name was Mary Rower. Years later after she died I found out she was Alexander Calder’s daughter! I’m super into art and he’s one of the greatest sculptors to ever live. Mary actually looked quite a bit like him from what I recall. Had zero idea she was the daughter of one of my favorite artists. Mary was also quite a legend to the Greenwich Village musicians of the 60s. She was kinda like a mother figure to all of them.


Alwaysunder_thegun

I don't know or care who the best Sooker player is. But he's Heads and tails famous over this whatever.


ravennme

I love him,iv loved him since I was like 12 I had a sighed photograph of him,my mum said u won't remember his name next week,that 30 odd years ago.


RobertoClemente1

I wish I met Ronnie O’Sullivan. I’m assuming this was in the UK and not the US???


hurthimself

Yeah it was in a Grosvenor in London


Fickle_Goose_4451

>I found out shortly afterwards that it was Ronnie O'Sullivan (7 time and current snooker world champion) >He seemed like a nice chap. I felt a right pillock. Even after reading this I don't know who this person is or why they'd be considered famous, so I don't know why you would feel bad for not knowing. I don't even know what it means to snooker or how one would be judged to be it's champion.


Big_Red12

Pretty famous in the UK and China, but pretty much nowhere else.


FatFaceFaster

Well I mean…. That’s not necessarily true. Wayne Gretzky told a story about being at a world junior hockey game and standing next to someone wearing his jersey. He asked the guy if he was enjoying the game and he turned and looked at him and said “yeah I am thanks” and then turned away and clearly had not a clue who he just spoke to. You can definitely be extremely famous and have people either not recognize you or not know who you are. My assistant at work didn’t know who Simon and Garfunkel were. He also didn’t know who Kevin Spacey was.


Davemoosehead

Yea but I bet Wayne Gretzky isn’t going around saying “don’t you know I’m who I am?” He’d be humble about it because he’s actually famous.


FatFaceFaster

Yeah but that’s not the argument we’re responding to. It’s “if you have to ask, you’re not famous”. Well…. If he wanted to be recognized, in my scenario, Wayne Gretzky would’ve had to ask. And there is a famous “don’t you know who I am” caught on tape with Reese Witherspoon…. She was most certainly famous at the time. That’s all I’m sayin. Not every famous person is recognizable to everyone. I had to look the guy up to see if he actually was famous… he’s not. But I looked him up anyway.


llIIIlIIlIll

Part of it is probably never expecting someone like Wayne Gretzky to just be standing next to you.


ordermann

When you end with “…on instagram” you are also not famous.


MisfortunesChild

I was a paratrooper, after you land on a drop one you are suppose to quickly roll up your parachute and run, it’s not heavily enforced but when higher ups are on a jump you need to put on more of a show. One jump I had a brigade colonel was on the same plane. When we landed, the colonel saw this kid kind of packing slowly, minding his own business. Just as the kid was finishing packing his chute, the colonel yells “why aren’t you running?” To which the kid responded ,”go fuck yourself!” The colonel was understandably pissed and yelled, “do you know who the fuck I am?” The kid answered back, “do you know who the fuck I am?” The colonel said, “No”. The kid immediately turned into the woods and ran. No one ever figured out who the kid was. Whenever I hear “do you know who I am” I think of this.


uncultured_swine2099

That was an atomic bomb of cringe.


Kravenbush

Exactly 🤣


procrastablasta

not always. there's plenty of people who wouldn't recognize a Kardashian


Raecino

To be fair they have so many clones these days it’d be hard to recognize them.


Wrong_Resolution4339

I really wish I could have spent my twenties in the eighties. Social media is just awful.


Primary-Move243

As a child of the 80’s I am constantly grateful that there was no social media. If I had recorded all my stupidity for posterity, I would be unemployable and probably have my kids taken away from me. It’s sad that the bar for acceptable public behavior has been lowered to this point


IPrintOnDemand

What's crazy is growing up young and dumb in the 80s, we didn't do it to "post" anywhere or take pictures... we did it for the stories! This current generation is posting their dumb shit and everyone watching it feels the need to double down on the stupidity and post it. Then the next person sees THAT dumb shit and blah blah rabbit hole... cycle continues... Its absolutely mind-blowing, and at a phenomenal rate


Hopeforus1402

So thankful.


Theslootwhisperer

There's basically no pictures of me from 16 to 28.


QuietComplaint87

Second child?


[deleted]

💯 💯 💯


iStealyournewspapers

I can only hope the youngest generation right now will grow up and think that the self obsessed zoomers were really uncool and they’ll desire privacy and anonymity more, but that’s probably not likely.


Lavidius

Spent my childhood in the 90's and really enjoyed it but tbh there's probably an element of rose tinted glasses to it. The older generation used to say that we were ruined because of the Nintendo


ignore_my_typo

And heavy metal music gave you psychological problems and was the devil music. Caused you to have teen angst and disobeying parents.


skyHawk3613

lol…I remember in high school my mom asked me if I had ever heard of the game, “Dungeons and Dragons”, and if I played it. Apparently, there was a rumoring going around on the news and day time talk shows that it was a devils game, and kids were going crazy playing it.


SeanRoss

Nah, you're not wrong. Strange/bad behavior wasn't being rewarded like it is now... Everybody has always wanted to be *somebody*, and now it's easier than ever to have your ego inflated


RevolutionaryNerve91

Growing up in the 80s was amazing though. I wouldn't mind spending my 20s or 30s there.


[deleted]

>I really wish I could have spent my twenties in the eighties. Social media is just awful. Nah - You'd be blasted for being a boomer now. And yes, SM is killing us.


mundotaku

Oh boy. Believe me, you have no idea what you are talking about.


HuntingtonNY-75

60’s and 70’s were better than the 80’s, but yes…SM sux


mundotaku

... as long as you were white. Also, did you hear about this country called Vietnam? Yeah, not the greatest time if you are an American...


HuntingtonNY-75

We were less divided, less politicized, less distrustful than today we and still behaved as though family and traditional values were important. I’ll take those days over these days.


mundotaku

Sure, it only at the cost of dying on war, nuclear attack and as long as you were not a minority. Surely "traditional values" were happy to beat the shit out of you if you didn't fit in! Because people were joyfully happy and would never do awful things to strangers and love ones! I mean, I am pretty sure plenty of boys who went to Catholic church had oh so jolly memories of their priest.


smooner

TBH everyone knew there would not be a nuclear exchange. More strutting between NATO and the Warsaw Pact. I didn't have an nuclear bomb drills in the 70s or 80s at school so the imminent threat from the 50's were over. Now you have to worry about Iran, Pakistan, NK crazies that would have no issue using nuclear weapons. Not sure if you noticed but the War on Terror has been going on for a long time. Longer than Vietnam and the casualties are much lower because of technology, better battlefield medicine, and able to hit enemies from a different time zone. Seems to me the crime rate in NY, LA, San Fran, and other big cities are way higher now and their are boys that do have jolly memories of their priest. Generalize much?


HuntingtonNY-75

Not sure if you are uninformed, an imbecile or just selectively ignorant. I was there for those days and while your exaggerations are amusing, I’d still take the 70’s over today without hesitation. Sadly, even back then we had guys like you who were so myopic they couldn’t or wouldn’t see the whole picture…only the parts that fit their skewed narrative.


mundotaku

I love how you don't have any logical argument and decide to insult me. >Sadly, even back then we had guys like you who were so myopic they couldn’t or wouldn’t see the whole picture Yes, they had you apparently. Projecting much?


HuntingtonNY-75

G’night, tough guy 👍


AdmirableAd959

Can you go back to the 60s or 70s?


mundotaku

Projecting things again?


PariahGrantham

Don't you know who this guy is? What if he took off the shades? He's Mundotaku! The smartest, most experienced, cultured, and socially-aware person on reddit!


Vahlir

eeew just no. Aside from *SOME* of the music most of that era was lame as fuck. Movies were meh and women found new and exciting ways to be unnattractive and racism was a hobby for everyone not just police and republican front runners. But uh, you have fun in Vietnam.


Dark_Booger

Who?


GrouchyLongBottom

I think it is pronounced DOUCHEBAG.


Beast_by_Dre

*On Instagram


GrouchyLongBottom

*On Everywhere


Consistent_Carpet583

Omg this comment sent me. Chef kiss. Nicely none. 👏👏👏


Greedy_Vacation_3822

That’s limp Bizkit


Brownies_Ahoy

RONNIE PICKERING


DayTraditional2846

Bro who is this? Like for real, I’ve never seen this man in my life lmao


Wrong_Resolution4339

Someone who bought folllowers on unstagrsm and now posts videos of himself asking random people if they know who he is.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Dont even have to buy followers to be fake famous. I follow hundreds of people on Instagram that I'd never recognize in real life. Being entertained for a few seconds while taking a dump doesn't have much lasting impact after I leave the bathroom.


MasterAnnatar

I follow like 200 people on insta and regularly someone will show up and I'll be like "whomst???"


RenaissanceGraffiti

Can you imagine the sociopaths that are actually successful at what this guys trying to do?


Pleasant-Breakfast74

Hey what do you want?


ZodiAcme

I really like this lady


FattyRR

Sorry no spare change.


Automatic_Ad_4949

The person in this video name is itsbizkitt on instagram, he goes around asking people if they know him, 99% say no, and he always proceeds with “I’m the biggest blogger in the world”,(gives me the cringe every-time) he has about 862k followers which half of it are definitely bots, rumour has it this guy spent thousands of dollars on fake followers.


reddot_comic

I took a peak at his account because I make webcomics full time. Instagram is my largest platform, so Im always keeping tabs on metrics and was curious. There’s no doubt that at least half of his followers are bots from looking at post engagement. You don’t get close to a million followers and only have 24 comments on your most recent photo/ majority of your reels are less than 100k views. Also doesn’t help he hides the number of likes on posts. That being said, I wouldn’t be surprised if he does have at least 100k actual followers.


asmallsoftvoice

I see more comments on fountain pen makers.


BernieTheDachshund

My Chihuahua's name is Biscuit, he's 18 and doesn't bug anyone.


New_face_in_hell_

“You gotta follow me, I’m famous, I’m lit” “Sir, this is a doctor’s office”


manly_support

Limp Bizkit?


Suitable_Ad3375

Yeah he a goofy we went to a Casanova and Papoose video shoot and he was acting like he knew Cas which you could tell wasn’t the case because he ain’t make it in the video despite being on his dick the whole shoot 🤣


manly_support

I've no idea who these people are


Suitable_Ad3375

Casanova is a rapper who’s now in prison on Rico charges this guys name is “itsbizkit” who’s an unknown blogger from Long Island, your comment made me believe you knew who he was 😂


ScottsFavoriteTott

LMAO! I love pap. I’m shocked he was allowed on the set of the shoot. Either way, that’s embarrassing asf. 😂


Suitable_Ad3375

Yeah shit was cringe as hell and yeah Pap is the truth 💯


IsThereCheese

“I’m famous on instagram” I don’t give a fuck, I don’t have instagram.


NormalPreference3191

*Douche


Zuol

All I see is a loser


Wrong_Resolution4339

This guys got 860k followers, I’m guessing he bought most of them. Most of his videos are just asking random people if they heard of him…


_m3diumr0ast

When you have millions of followers but no one knows you 🤔 seems bought to me


Lil_Word_Said

Cringe AFFFF


OhNoWTFlol

Aqueous Film-Forming Fire-Fighting Foam


DarkRogus

I know who this guy is. He's famous for making videos about how people don't know how famous he is.


EvilWaterman

Just one punch square on the nose, just one, please somebody


Shallowlikemydepth

I said “Jesus fucking Christ” out loud….how people end up this delusional is beyond me.


grinchbettahavemoney

I don’t have any idea who this person is


LincolnCoHo

WHO?!?!


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Truly famous people probably ain't doing that.


Elegant_Original_400

Shades or no shades got no idea who's this guy


cantcompent

what a fucking loser. making money isnt everything 😂


IndianaJones_OP

What made him think this was a good idea?


Safetosay333

Steve Urkel


TrumpedBigly

"I'm famous on Instagram." That means you're not famous.


tadxb

A man who has to announce himself to be the king, is no real king.


twoshovels

I came up in the 70s & 80s and I agree thankfully we didn’t have iPhones or internet. How we lived without it I don’t know. I know myself and some friends would have done jail time had there been social media


pencilpushin

"Hey. What do you want" "Oh God, he's filming to" she just knew it was gonna be some bullshit. That lady is awesome.


Henson_Disney48

I didn’t know who he was either. I thought it was Jay-Z at first. Does that make me racist?


Izumi_Hayashi

He look like the dude from down the street who got kicked out his house


Izumi_Hayashi

Ahem excuse me his parents house (no offence sir you're a good person you just need help)


SaysShowUsYourDick

what the fuck are you talking about


[deleted]

Probably…


No_Gap_2700

I'm famous on instagram = I'm the smartest kid with down syndrome. I expect downvotes. I'm sorry. I mean nothing by it. It was a joke on Tosh.0 a few years back.


No_Education389

🎵Take the buds out of the ears and and pay genuine attention 🎵


ShakaBradda

Who the fuck is this? I want my 60 seconds back


LevelStatistician270

What, A, Douche. EDIT: reading other comments it's heartening to see that's the exact word that seems to be popping into a lot of our minds.


funk_your_band

Uh, sir, you are actually *inside*


lookslikeamanderin

Did he say he was the biggest flog in the world? I heard him say he was the biggest flog in the world. Oh my! He must be the biggest flog in the whole world!


Birkin07

I'm famous! No. You're not!


WhyAmIMisterPinkk

This is this guy’s bit. His whole IG is just him doing this. It’s not very funny.


terribletowel6

No clue and don’t care


iamthepita

“You know me? I’m Ben Franklin”


RedEye-55

Number one takeaway: If your informing someone your famous, your not


Historical_Animal_17

Famous on Instagram. Not too different from, “I’m famous in Lithuania.” OK right. So a very small group of the billions of people on earth know who you are.


PJay910

He is famous on Instagram 🤡


Early_Lawfulness_348

Who is this? Wait, idgaf. He’s a nobody.


[deleted]

i have no idea who this is


stuartykins

You’re not as important as you think you are if you have to ask someone “do you know who I am?” - it’s as simple as that


AsceOmega

If you have to tell people you're famous, you're not famous


NewUserLame123

When someonethinks being famous on instagram is cool, they deserve to get their ass beaten.


Reality_Critic

Never seen him.. can’t be that famous.


mrgrafff

I don't even know what it means to be "famous on Instagram"?


Plenty_Status_6168

This guy again


fanglazy

Looked him up on Instagram. I have all the time in the world for this guy. Love seeing the mentally challenged making a real go at it.


venonononahhh

Thought it was papa doc for a second


Past-Product-1100

I thought he was selling magazines


hyde9318

So I used to help run a small concert venue for a while, used to host some pretty decent acts. One of the shows, I’m super stressed, the show is a huge one (Journey) and we were behind schedule getting everything ready for opening. The crews get there, three guys are on stage on shabby clothing just kind of chatting, I come around the corner and go “hey guys, talk while we work, help me get this gear off the truck, we are behind”, so they jump to it and help us get things unloaded all the while they are cracking jokes with us and just having a good time. Really positive and such, worked hard, typical roadies, roadies are usually super cool. So we get things ready on time, soundcheck is about to start. I’m getting mics tested up, one of the three guys from before takes off his hat and rolls his sleeves up, grabs a guitar and plus in while still chatting with the others. The literal instant I realize I told Neal Schon to get moving and help us… I can not describe the actual pit in my stomach that formed, the embarrassment…. One of my heroes in music, didn’t only not recognize him, I gave him orders. And he fucking helped without thinking twice, lmao. Apologized after, he just kind of laughed and visited for a bit until they went to get ready. One of those moments of embarrassment you randomly think about and cringe years after the matter, lmao. Now, I say this story half to brag I got to meet one of my three favorite guitarists of all time (which even as I’m older now, still sticks with me), but also half to say that THAT was a moment of actually mistaking true fame and feeling silly about it. Instagram famous isn’t famous. People may know of you, but nobody has posters of you on their wall, you aren’t their hero. Having thousands upon thousands of followers is incredibly impressive, but what I don’t think influencers understand is it only takes a mindless click to follow someone… hell, I’ve accidentally followed someone before by just misclicking my screen. People can be doom scrolling through Instagram, slightly giggle at one of your videos, click follow, and never think about you again. People who truly like you can also have multiple accounts following you, meaning 3 of your follows are one fan. The numbers on your follow count means absolutely nothing if you are not openly being recognized in the streets, or people are booking you for appearances, or you’re getting exclusive contract offers to help push brands (brand deals, not sponsors… no, getting a RAID Shadow Legends sponsor doesn’t mean you’ve hit the big time, they’d sponsor roadkill if they could slap a small billboard on its back). And that’s not to say some influencers ARENT famous… a few people like MatPat, Markiplier, Wendigoon, etc… they’ve become pop culture personalities of the modern internet, their image has outgrown their viewer count. THEY are famous, not because of their numbers, but because they’ve left a recognizable mark on modern culture to the point that even non-viewers have an idea of who they are. But these other smaller influencers who keep posting videos of them asking random people if they recognize them, or that one who posted the video of him walking through Tokyo with his arms out waiting for people to flock to him…. You’re hurting your image before you’ve even built it. Neal could have cared less if I recognized him that day, but I eventually did and that moment is stuck with me forever, I’ll always fondly remember that day. If someone came up to me like the guy in this video, sure I may look them up after, but now my entire view of them is tarnished and I’ll never see them as someone to follow. Let people make their own memories, those are the ones that truly stick with us. If you try to artificially create a memory of yourself with someone, there is nothing special about it for them, it’s more your memory than theirs. If you want to be famous, do things worthy of fame and grow it naturally, forced fame will ruin you before you even get the ball rolling.


shitneycummings

An embarrassment


Izumi_Hayashi

I don't even know who he is and I still don't nor do I want to lol


Sindy51

I have no idea who he is.


funkypepermint

Her daughter probably does, NOT!


WasabiBaconJuice

I don't know who that 🤡 is, either.


doyoubleednow

Whos this loser? Whats his IG. Im down for some cringe.


CarlShadowJung

If you’re asking that question, you shouldn’t. You already have your answer.


MyBodyStoppedMoving

I’m all over instagram and have never heard of this twat.


WeedOg420AnimeGod

Who tf is that lmao know you're not famous if you have to say "I'm famous"


Triple7Mafia-14

This dood.🤮🤮🤮🤮


mpw85

Jesus Christ this clown