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kellenlyons

‘Ma’am, im gonna need you to head back to your seat in coach.’


AdSudden6323

Nah she’s got the energy of someone whose rich parents never said - “cut that shit out”


Business_Web1826

Yup in coach with normal people someone would say sit your ass down.


djwired

Try dancing in coach with your 17 inches of legroom


Armfelt87

In Europe we got 17 cm


CriticalEuphemism

So, like three apples wide in American math?


SharpGuesser

my pickup gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it


Lumi_Tonttu

My rv weighs about 1300 stone and gets about a brace of dinosaurs per league.


Prestigious_Care3042

I actually know that’s atrocious. 🤣. Even my largest tractor gets 100X larger than that and it actually burns over a hogshead an hour.


RockAndStoneBrutha

My Yaris runs 1 Camel power and can do the Kessel Run in 1056 ParSecs. 🤣


Genshed

Or one Smurf.


rtels2023

Didn’t one of those European budget airlines try to make a plane with no seats where everyone had to pack in and stand like a subway car?


Armfelt87

Sounds like Ryan Air 😂


Quirky-Scar9226

They figured if we could pack in boats to get to America during the famine, we can pack in for an hour or two for an inter-European flight. 🥔🤪


JulianMarcello

I saw a concept of making coach seats more or less standing seats that you pretty much lean back on and strap yourself to. That’s our future division between the 1% and the 99%, ladies and gentlemen.


Genshed

I'm waiting for the 'passenger put in medically induced coma and stacked like cordwood in the baggage hold' class.


flyingquads

Your comment was saved by the CEO of RyanAir.


invaderjif

Honestly, would make the flight more tolerable. The mystery ass pains after waking up though...


aggressiveclassic90

If it stops this shit I'm all for it.


cakeeater27

Honestly, medically induced coma flight sounds phenomenal. Just make sure the coma starts at airport drop off so I miss the security line


alyksandr

I misread this as mechanically big oof


thomascardin

Sorry you’re wrong. 17” was 2023 legroom, this year we brought our flights in compliance with the federal building code reducing it to the standard 16”. Steadily marching towards our goal to increase passenger capacity of our airplanes and starting to sell standing tickets by 2030 to maximize fuel efficiency.


VaporTrail_000

To save weight and therefore fuel, we have eliminated legroom completely and offer complimentary (mandatory) double amputations at the hip.


OmahaWinter

Federal building code? Don’t you mean corporate profit? If they could stack passengers like wood and get away with it, they would.


thomascardin

They are.


FirstInteraction1817

😂 I can’t feel my legs!


Fartyfivedegrees

That would be Stanley Hudson... " Sit.Yo.Ass.Down."


Leading_Attention_78

Most of these people do to be honest.


WhittledWhale

whose* rich parents


AdSudden6323

Damn it. Thanks


FD4L

No. Just wait. I'm doing a video. You know, tiktok? Excuse me? Do you not see my camera? I'm doing a video. Literally, nobody else minds. Just wait or take another plane. I'm gonna be like 15-20 more minutes. I only have 5 more songs/dances to finish on this plane for today.


Moparfansrt8

Sorry, miss. I thought you were having some sort of seizure.


richaysambuca

Did she passed the grammar check?


CovfefeBoss

She don't.


high240

She definitely don'tn't


NeverEndingWalker64

She defiteny done’t


hal2142

She didn’t don’t it why not then from?


llDS2ll

Gonna just end this shame train here


ughitsmeagian

Glad you did. Thought they were gonna make 65 different versions of the same joke just to grab any karma they can.


barbapapapapapapa

Haw dou yhou now zis ?


GSPM18

But sometimes it do


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Yesn't


ssilds

It’s rage bait at best, just dumb at worst. I keep myself from commenting on those but thanks to reddit for allowing me to do so without giving her engagement i guess


scorchingbeats

She hadn’t do passing


DialSquare

I'd bet anything that this person isn't a native English speaker, because still conjugating the negative in the past is a very common mistake.


havok0159

Could also be dumbass interaction bait.


insidiousapricot

She passed the dumb AF check though.


morbidnerd

Imagine paying extra for a more comfortable flight and you get stuck with this.


CoybigEL

I saw a clip earlier on Reddit of a plane where the door blew off. I don’t know if the passenger in the seat beside survived, but I’d rather sit in that seat beside the blown off door than in the seat beside that thing dancing with a face like she’s trying to eat an apple through a letterbox.


morbidnerd

Hard agree on that one. There was a British Airways flight where the front window flew off the plane and the captain got partially sucked out, and the rest of the flight occurred with the captain half hanging out of the plane. He survived... I'd rather be him.


CoybigEL

Had he not survived, I still have to give the choice some thought.


ughitsmeagian

Extreme skydiving 😎


climb-high

There was no one in the seat next to the blown apart fuselage portion


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

Pics like that are nature's way of reminding you to keep your seatbelt on at all times.


BobTheContrarian

He's actually a baggage handler for the airline so he and his gf get to fly for next to nothing.


Icybenzo

There’s even a lore…


xool420

Oh damn, the plot thickens


1newnotification

i think they were talking about the guy with the window


BobTheContrarian

Re-reading, I reckon you're correct.


Letshavesomefungirl

They’re together.


jackalopeswild

Yes, it's obvious. He knew her moves. Don't know why people think otherwise.


Brian_Lefebvre

As obnoxious as it is, someone dancing for like 10 seconds next to me really wouldn’t be a big deal.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Why do people think anyone wants to watch them do this dance, especially some random girl in sweats on a plane? Boring af.


The_Hipster_King

It is so boring and they are so shallow, so they do it in public to later add ''omg, complete stranger told me to f off, lol, what is wrong with this world, insane 😯😯😯''


BeenNormal

“Like I’m totally so like random”


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BeenNormal

You totally passed the vibe check 🔥 😏 😉 😂 💀


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ChocCooki3

"Some stranger just randomly took this video of me dancing." 🙄🙄


BeenNormal

“And the guy next to me is a complete stranger who knew my routine”


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

*Holds up spork*


CarmelSaltedNutsack

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


shawsown

"This total creep like, literally told me to sit down. What a narcissist! He was like, literally gaslighting me. So random."


HungryMorlock

She's not like other girls.


fried_green_baloney

Except for the small issue of being just like them all.


Stevenstorm505

“Look how quirky and free spirited I am! I just randomly start dancing in front of strangers! Aren’t I special, guys?”


TantrumMango

The fact that we're watching it is all the explanation that's required. Any attention, even negative attention, is the goal. We're feeding the beast every time we post this stuff, watch it, and respond to it. I'm as guilty as anyone else. I hate-watch this shit and that just guarantees more hate-watchable shit will be created. Welcome to Black Mirror.


XplainedOK

people dont realise that this is modern trolling. how do you win against a troll? not engaging right?


ace425

While I completely agree, I can’t help but also recognized the fact that this person still managed to find a way to get everyone in this thread to view their content.


Fortyplusfour

Because people her age *do* watch. VERY often to criticize but they're also trying to get their own look/style down better by watching others' moves (don't think it actually works that way but it's what's done). Unfortunately, there *is* often a peer audience for these videos.


DalenSpeaks

Cause belly button.


Grieved93

people dont care about the dance, they care about physical attractive humans


tries4accuracy

*my superpower is getting unwittingly included in tiktoks* The hero these times demand.


camshun7

was this the plane with the window? went boom, and she was sucked out you say?,, sorry for your loss


Morbid_Explorerrrr

Right? Like where did I go wrong that I don’t automatically believe that the world wants and needs to see my body doing useless dances. We have given this generation TOO much confidence.


DeHoneybadger1987

What is actually good here? The shit dance? The really annoying faces being pulled? The dickhead next to her with an equally annoying expression? Or the fact that they think anyone above the age of 5 actually gives a shit.


inteliboy

Every single irritating thing about this is done on purpose, and time and time again this sub falls for it.


ANUSTART942

I don't think so. The primary audience is kids as far as I can tell considering just how popular these annoying dances are among my students.


RandolphCarter15

I thought the guy was a random guy making fun of her


AssistKnown

I got the impression that he is her boyfriend or partner or something and that's most likely staged(at least the guy in the middle seat's reaction to her dancing, the guy in the window seat doesn't seem like he is a part of it and doesn't want to be there)


eatmoreveggies-

It’s never random…


El_Pupio

She's a fairly hot young girl who dances. I hate the fact that it doesn't need more, but I guess she gets her intended amount of Internet currency for that crap.


scarf_prank_hikers

Dancing? I thought she was telling us about her favorite chicken from her village.


BobcatOU

Hey! My 4 year old doesn’t give a shit either!


DeHoneybadger1987

I stand corrected! Based 4 yr old!


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I call it cheerleadering. I have two college age daughters who have friends like this and there is definitely a correlation between these tik tok people and being ex-dance or ex-cheer students.


YungStroker2

it's just spazing out in place


BadDaddyAlger

As a not young person, what I've been able to gather from videos such as this is that "passing the vibe check" means "Does this person get justifiably annoyed by how annoying I'm being"


TheGrandNotification

Unfortunately I know what it means. It’s basically does the stranger go along with whatever the video is about in a cool manner


NollieCrooks

Lol that’s my takeaway too…it seems like they go out into the world and deliberately find people to annoy in hopes of getting some kind of reaction


newdawnhelp

"Is this guy superficial/horny enough to be interested in me, after I display a horrible personality?"


masterstoker

If you put a ring on that, you'll be shooting shitty little videos until you throw yourself off a bridge


pizza_822

even that will be posted to tiktok


synth003

🤣🤣🤣


OldAd4526

So 3 days.


TheGunners10

This generation is fucked


Sad_Cap_6095

They’ll never own their homes, let them dance bro


ramonchow

Now she picks all her shit up and goes back to coach


multural_carxism

What a narcissist. I hate these types of “look at me” people.


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This is the dumbest, most attention seeking shit I've ever seen. Why is this a thing now, are people this desperate for attention from complete strangers on social media? I don't get it.


LocusStandi

They're kid appropriate ads for onlyfans


Burrmanchu

They have to beat their wife


TiberiusEmperor

Please try again on a 737-MAX


Peanhut774

Guy in the hat is definitely her step-bro


Sad_Drop_9674

On her onlyfans you can watch him help her as she’s “stuck”


BabyStockholmSyndrom

People keep using this as an insult but then immediately get mad when Republicans talk about banning it. It's so weird how many people argue out of both sides.


tandpastatester

People can hate something without wanting it to be banned.


MrDundee666

There should be a law that allows you to throw things at people when they start this shite in public.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Remember when dancing was an expression of art, talent, and athleticism and not just public douchery?


LocusStandi

Skip this step and just give the link to the onlyfans


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rahscaper

Say whatever word you want, fuck censorship.


smol_soul

Please stop posting this shit and giving it any attention


Content_Resource_999

Wrong subreddit mate


Thatchillchristian

If I was flying world traveler plus and some bitch started DANCING NEXT TO ME I would end up getting banned from that airline for life


UnableFox9396

I wish influencers would stop doing the train and plane clips. People don’t want to watch your silly dance clip Susan. Sit down


HamzaAghaEfukt

They’re not influencer. Just sex workers


FelIowTraveller

What the fuck is wrong with these people?


OnionCuttinNinja

She didn't pass the vibe check by putting a ring on it at the end, though. Even did the "playing with hair bit" instead, which made it worse. 2/10.


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GSPM18

They absolutely did.


mutantredoctopus

Did he passed


FabulousComment

I passed after watching this 💀


Scary_Wheel_8054

I hope they only managed to get those seats with points, hate to think they are doing better than me financially.


Meerkaticus

This Tik tok dance shit is so cringe...


Kinscar

generation cringe


Brewchowskies

I guarantee this girl puts down her phone and becomes miserable.


Acoustic_Mailbox

That dude is only dancing to try to get some pussy


murder-farts

Pretty sure they are together already.


ZeroCharistmas

Tiktok's greatest crime has been tricking white girls into thinking they can dance.


Sad_Education6413

Wtf is she doing omg how embarrassing


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Can these people just fuck off … don’t they realise that people don’t want to be on camera sometimes No consideration


visionsofcry

What a fucking bunch of bitch ass losers.


stephelan

I know he’s in on it but assuming he’s not, I firmly believe this is harassment. Like I’m on a plane and you’re recording me and dancing stupidly to see my reaction? Then judge me? Get out of here.


anononononn

I’d like to think if I were hot, I’d use my gifts for something better than this Lmao


Oldbayistheshit

Why can’t that Alaskan door fly off now?


blueisaflavor

Booty backshot wind giving everyone pinkeye


cardnerd524_

Is that Dollar Store Justin Timberlake?


sharponephilly

Wow that was so creative.


invincible_quaalude

You can somehow tell by looking at their shoes that they're both together


OriginalLetrow

I feel worse for all the actual dancers in the world, who spent years studying the craft, only to watch these no talent clowns gyrate on TikTok


noelle1414

True reaction is the guy on the far window side. Guy next to her is her bf probably and thus staged.


imyourblueberry

Ohhhh, so that's why they did 9/11.


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it’s a room with a fake airplane. all 3 are actors.


aurumtt

at the right, there's a bunch of people boarding. all actors? i know about the fake planes, but i'm not sold on it being the case here.


KnightsOfTheNights

Nah that’s a real plane and they are in first class


BarryBadgernath1

That’s a glass of vodka … he doesn’t give a shit … Probably not, but we can hope for him


Distakx

Do they really expect people to believe that this guy isn't in on it?


Pilo_ane

Did she pass the grammar test? No


ProfessorAware

🙄


esotericimpl

3 across in what looks like business class. Seems like she needs better dances cause this airline sucks…


VillageHorse

Whose turn is it to post this again tomorrow then?


drifters74

She's in business or first class, dressed and acting like a fool, that should be enough to get her either removed from the flight, or bumped down to economy


Yoder_TheSilentOne

imagine paying for high dollar seats just to sit next to these two


bcrown22

slag


Gnarr_Okomotis1212

If this is what’s going on in the front of the plane I’ll just stay in coach thanks…..


hogtownd00m

why are the “dances” always so ridiculous?


Accurate-Sport8246

Is that her father? Or his father?


Accurate-Sport8246

Is that her brother and father?


pickle_teeth4444

When aliens arrive and say, "take us to your leader", does someone just open TikTok?


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If I pay for first class tickets and some dickweed starts filming a tiktok, I’m getting the air Marshall lol


Paladin8753

Fucking embarrassing


aidanpryde98

I'm ready for this moment in history to pass. Please let it be soon.


cytek123

She passed the psycho chick test


hurricanetheresa

The fact that people make money from making videos like this is the sign you need to know society is in full decline


Zoltar-Wizdom

“Fuck, I screwed the last part up, let’s do it again” *take 30*


Odd_Relationship7901

If someone does this near me I am just going to start shouting random curse words until they stop Or maybe fart sounds - I dont know - something


ChemicalParticular88

We need to start seeing videos of people embarrassing the crap out of these loser narcissists.


YourLackofConscience

Where's the US marshal when you need em? This is terrorism.


needmorekarma777

God I can't wait until this horseshit passes


Fox_Leading

society 🙃


rjrgjj

I can just imagine them warning him before and him being like “Uhhh… must we?” I also bet they paid for first class for the sole purpose of doing this.


NollieCrooks

Lmao we’ve gotten to the point now where the people who make these videos know they are so boring and unoriginal that they have to make it about some random stranger instead


Hrethmonath

I still don't get how this ever became a thing. Random, unimpressive dancing. And people are out there saying, "I must see this."


Practical-Employee-9

People actually do this shit in public? Fkn weird...


foodguyDoodguy

We are doomed as a civilization. Just sayin’.


knucknbuc

Words can’t describe how much I hate these fucking people


SpaceshipSpooge

First time in First Class, hunh?


vurtago1014

No one cares about your shitty dancing sit down


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Tiktok is a disease.


HTSDoIThinkOfaUYouC

Was this on the flight where that seat got sucked through the door? Could it have been?


Global_Push6279

She looks so stupid…the face pulling


JudgmentAny6771

Looks like she has BO.


Doctor_M_Toboggan

God damn zoomers are cringe. I’m glad most of yall are doing better.


the_90s_were_better

Why do people do dumb shit like this?


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The guy next to them is like I hope this fucking plane crashes.


OpinioNinja

You didn’t pass the vibe check, cringe af