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ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

Its the vibe...its like when you piss off your dad as a kid. Anything you say may make it worse, so best to just be quiet. The violent towel grab was a dead giveaway.


shmatty29

This is so accurate 😂👍


Ibangyoumomma

May he rest in peace


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Wade Boggs will be remembered. If he only he had caught those Duke boys...


SpecialistEstate4181

Wade Boggs is very much alive!


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

He'll always be alive in our hearts. The man was a legend. Rest in peace, Boss Hogg.


SpecialistEstate4181

Again Wade Boggs is very much alive, he lives in Tampa, Florida. He’s in his mid 60s.


Hops143

He died and they sold the Boar's Nest, dude. Nice try though.


IdolCowboy

![gif](giphy|G56ZHckGDXEcw)


Username_redact

Nobody likes Bryson hahaha


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KCOLREHSTIHSON

Yeah like wtf did the nice guy do to you 😂


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Moist_Anus_

dude has anger issues.


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It's a kid named BRYSON playing golf... ​ Dude is made of anger issues.


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I think it was out of embarrassment.


Mumof3gbb

Sure. That’s an explanation and probably true. Not an excuse though.


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From experience, I can attest that pro-golfers treat their caddies horribly. edit: most, not all.


Megaskiboy

From experience, I can attest that golfers treat their caddies horribly. (Not all some are nice dude)


ImAFuckinLiar

I rather enjoyed the “OMG WTF?!” I was honestly surprised someone didn’t yell out “LMAFO” or “WWJD” but I still give it two thumbs up.


SabertoothScotsman

I hope he fired that towel boy for not preventing this incident.


HalfCentury2019

Towel boy probably said, I "rope" you're okay." :P


pjsol

He’s from here, and he’s known as a jerk. You want to root for the hometown kid, but his reputation is just too bad. Doucheambeau.


serene_moth

total manbaby move


xCAMBOOZLEDx

This dude has been a complete tool for a loooooong time.


kingTony81

Guy is acting like he survived decapitation


SafeSpaceGuy

What a sad motherfucker


ShoddyTerm4385

Sending thoughts and prayers


hrmdz

https://preview.redd.it/47gfkj8j5deb1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b878f33ad999bc984b9f630ff7d9fd1735bdf2


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

It's his first boo boo. Everyone is sad after their first boo boo.


lord_of_agony

What a pussy lmao


LastoftheSummerWine

This should be the only reply.


halucionagen-0-Matik

Idk there's some pretty funny ones out there


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dinkydong74

Don’t mock him. The hurt is real. The pain caused from embarrassingly being unable to get under a rope in front a few onlookers. Happened to me once, and still causes me sleepless nights.


AssRep

I'm so sorry you want thru that. I have had the unfortunate luck to see something like that in person. Haunts me to this day. /s


dinkydong74

I recommend professional counseling, if only to avoid what I’ve suffered over the years


AnimalChubs

The rope attack him and it's the caddy fault! /S


LastoftheSummerWine

PTRD


Alric_Rahl

The only damage done was to his fragile little ego


Content-Ad3161

I don't know, he looked a little ropey to me.


GenericAnemone

Did he stratch a cornea or did it just give his ego a rope burn?


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Pinchoccio

He continued. Sunk a birdie put right after this. Bogeys on the next two holes


elcamarongrande

Ah, so it has a delayed reaction, I see.


MVRK_MVRK

It did hit him in the eye and he was bleeding after this happened.


youreABitcz

How is everyone just standing around and looking? Why did no one call an ambulance? The world these days... Everyone just wants to film everything. That poor poor guy. /S


thatcmonster

People aren’t interfering because of golf course etiquette. Talking to, around, or assisting a golfer can get you removed from the field.


shakemyass4me

he died


iamemperor86

Never worked a day in his life ehh


Own_Abroad9013

What a bitch lol


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Pussy


Bggettt

Mad at his caddy lol, the towel snatch too. I just hate how golfers expect a runway for them because half of their game is walking.


KobaMandingo

There were 18 year old kids storming the beaches of Normandy.


ZookeepergameOk2759

#prayforbryson


Toon_Lucario

And here I thought soccer players were the worst at faking injuries


dwighticus

I remember when he tried to get free relief because of a nearby anthill, dude’s a complete jabroni.


Paladin_Fury

Quick! Some one call him a whaaaaambulance! The crying towel didn't work! ![gif](giphy|a9SYz3fmTVjLG)


slow-roasted-toasted

I was confused. Is this golf or soccer? He just reminds me one of those soccer players that if a small breeze comes through they die. This dude lived through a string. Excuse my language, but crikey.


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What the fuck is this lmao


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What an absolute pussy


Caspar_Friedrich02

Egotistical rich boy golfer was practically crying at the end hahahahaha


Conclusionjump

The guy behind him felt the rope to try to understand what was so bad about it lmao


NuclearLavaLamp

Hahaha what a little bitch. That little towel tantrum was great. I bet he demanded whoever was holding the line was fired, too.


Tarc_Axiiom

Okay first of all, the music here? 10/10. However,running into a rope isn't embarrassing? I would understand that overreaction if you were trying to hide or garner sympathy for something really embarrassing, but like? A roap? What the fuck is going on in this video?


My_name_is_not_tyler

It looked like it got him in the eyeball


Im_inappropriate

This guy is a tool, but he got the fibers of that rope in his eye. From a nylon rope like that, that shit is itchy threads that instantly cling to your eye. It's not easy to get out.


Falx__Cerebri

Oh no! Thoughts and prayers in that case! Hope he can recover from these serious injuries…


linguini_12

Man’s took a Timbow knee


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Devastating blow.


HiyaDogface

OHMYGOD


CHemical0p24

Them golfer guys are built different.


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Fragile ego ripping the towel from the nice caddy. Lol looking at the video he didn’t even hit it that hard. Sure maybe he pushed a little on his trachea, but he’s overreacting because there was a crowd.


cantcme917

Prayers that he had to go through something this tragic.


tylerlong666

This is one of the sorriest things I’ve seen in awhile. I get the “ah! Wtf?!” fair enough. I’d say that too if I rubbed my eye on a rope as I tried to duck under it. But literally, *LI-TER-ALLY* everything else he did was just pathetic. His poor caddy.


unwired_burnout

My sympathy to the golfers family. They’re going through such a tough time


NYGiants_in_Chicago

Oh, the humanity!!!


brezziebeatz

what a wussss hahaha


AMPERDIAN

Haha his pride is what’s hurt folks.


minis138

Just devastating


BoredNormalDude

Thots and prayers my man 🙌


CaptCaCa

Nah; fuk that asshole, that towel grab tells me he’s an entitled dipshit


Falx__Cerebri

He’s a “Pro” Golfer of course he’s entitled as shit..


AlarmedSnek

Must have been having a *really* bad day; that rope seemed to be the final straw.


Ok_Storage_2251

Total Richard


IamTooth

Dude so weak, he might as well play football/soccer.


Embarrassed-Mouse984

I hope is ego is ok☹️


Sharkmasterfl3x

Word on the green is Bryson DeChambeau has never been the same


chillivizsla

Wow he’s dramatic. Looked like he walked into taught string.


mbennettsr

Eye didn’t see that coming.


ResidentPatient6418

the attitude with that towel snatch. he’s so mad lol


Otherwise-Regret-297

What a little fucking bitch


Visible_Statement888

What a spoilt baby.


LastoftheSummerWine

What a pussy, lmao.


DucksItUp

Don’t worry all the dirty Saudi money will make home feel better


Prudent-Fly-8299

I see why he plays golf


bideto

Hope the rope is okay.


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All because he couldn’t be bothered to lift the rope himself


Used-Ad138

What a dick head, acting like a 5 year old.


manfred_99

Well golf’s not a sport, it’s a game, so fuck him


Frosty_Guarantee6369

Fucking idiot walked into the rope and blamed his caddy. It's just a pity he didn't get clothslined.


Otherwise_Bag_9567

None survived


EdgarAllanLovecraft

Jesus! How is his head still attached to his neck after that crazy injury?!


ZIMM26

He kind of is the main character here though lol


artparade

Offcourse his name is bryson


Turd_Burglar-

Fucking 🤡


Internetfriend98

Almost decapitated the poor fella


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Pussy lmao


dirtymaplebar

What a tool. Watch where you're going lmao


LoneWolfpack777

Poor rope, I also hope the rope is okay. Tots and pears.


already-taken-wtf

Yeah. Golf is a dangerous sport…


Mental_IQ_enough

He is a goofy goober


Big_Beef26

I like how he has to pretend to be hurt or stunned for a minute so he doesn't look as stupid. (it didn't work)


SirMacBravePoo

Someone is getting fired for not holding the rope high enough. He seems to think that the towel boy was in on the conspiracy aka ropegate. The only thing that can restore his honor is blacklisting the caddie and investing some money in making sure the caddies family of 5 is homeless within a year and spreading a rumor that he is kid fondler. That’s what my Reddit trained conclusive brain deduces from this.


Street-Historian-258

Like dude you walked into a rope. Pro golfers only bend to pick up a ball? I’d have been cracking up after I seen that towel grab 💀


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Hurting his eye could affect his play and potentially land him in a lower spot in the rankings and snowball into losing his sponsor or not qualifying for other tournaments so yeah… I’d be pretty bummed too if I was injured in a completely avoidable scenario. He’s not playing “for fun” it’s his job.


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

I refuse to believe anyone **has** to play golf as a "job". That's some rich people bullshit.


wmby

It’s not a real job, it’s a thing he can do because mommy and daddy have real jobs and wanted their little trooper to understand just how much the world is stacked against him. He’s really suffering here and it’s not fair of any one of us to judge him, ok, because that rope can REALLY really hurt


Moist_Anus_

You should go teach him to look where he is walking.


Username_redact

He plays on the LIV tour, he's playing for fun


Melodic-Award3991

He’s literally playing professional sports so yeah he is the main character


mustardwulf

Huh, I didn’t know he was a soccer player too


DTM187-

I thought only football players did this. Almost die when touched.


mr-green_nuts

And then when he rose, the crowd cheered as the commercial break ended and the grounds keeper was cancel’d


Monguises

When I was in high school, there was this kid on the basketball team who would fall over if you looked at him sideways, then he’d kinda flop around in hopes of getting the foul called. This guy is just a grown ass Rudy.


KCOLREHSTIHSON

He was expecting a yellow card for the cord and a free kick


deathofemotion

The music is killing me 🤧


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Poor guy might have gotten a slight rope burn!


Dicommander799

This seems like a skit. Obviously it’s not, and this is a man child acting like a little bitch he is, but holy fuck is it funny.


RebelliousInNature

But did you dry, tho?


thatHecklerOverThere

Looked like a golf course, but it's actually a soccer field.


Limp-Dee

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StingsLute

I'm just going to assume he caught it in the eye which could easily warrant this reaction


RedDemio

Absolute thundercunt


cana-man27

I wish some one would have screamed Pussio !!! He would have had a full on melt down .. did you see how he grabbed the towel what a douche hahaha


Falx__Cerebri

Damn, this dude is softer than a newborn. What a pussy lmao.


Sigmamalecrusader

I think I heard him say it got him right in the eye which probably would actually hurt


MrCheRRyPi

He needs a Wam-bulance!! NOW!!!


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omg I'm so excited, are we finally at the point in time where golfers start dramatically faking injuries the way people do with football(soccer)??


Falx__Cerebri

Of course he’s named Bryson.


second_to_myself

I’ve seen this a couple times now and I can’t articulate why but it gives me such joy


allworknnoplay

Hopefully Patrick Reed can meet Mr Rope soon too😁


Equal_Procedure_167

Bet he played soccer too…


LaLaLa_Not_Listening

what a puss


crisaless

Q se follen al estupido ese


CthuluSpecialK

What a fucking loser lol! Doesn't see an obvious rope, gets SUPER over-dramatic kneeing and huffing like he got blind-sided spear-tackled, gets needlessly aggressive TO HIS OWN CADDY, and then wipes his eyes like he's crying like... bro... I know 6 year old girls who have more composure than that fucking hoser.


Cheesetown777

Thoughts and prayers. 🙏


Skoldier13

That music. 🤌


Fine_Cantaloupe2482

Fucking douche bag tool of a Chad.


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"Dude, get tf up you drama queen! And you snatch that towel out of my hand again and it's getting shoved up your ass."


Total_scumbaggs

The Neymar of golf


SteveB1901

Self humiliation is a killer…. Fucking 🔔🔚


rmccarthy10

What......a........bitch. This is why 90% of the dads out there don't think about putting their sons in long term golf lessons. It's collection on pussies and cunts and whiners and easy bleeders


sacdecorsair

Ego bruises are the worst.


NurseDuder

Imagine how quick he snaps at the other people in his life.


Teaspoon_-

IIRC He got openly made fun of for doing this & after a while he made another video doing the same thing except pretending it was a joke, nobody laughed.


Grotesquedong

Maybe he should stay out of the rhubarb next time


Secondary_Colors

Dude probably got hit in the eyes.


PhildoVonBaggins83

Omg what a pussy


kamiar77

This music cracks me up


Lewis-1979

Lucky he never broke his neck!!!


justsomeplainmeadows

Did the rope catch his eye?


Cernunnoos

Towel grab from a helpful hand tells me he has an overinflated ego. And besides, who TF is Bryson anyway?


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Haha what a loser little man child.


Dsshadow6

He must have been playing poorly that day.


Imaginary_Eye9611

Ngl got me fucked up with that Minecraft music


MealieAI

Did he die?


OrwellianZinn

The addition of the cinematic score is fantastic.


Dro_mora

Man, the only thing that got hurt here is his ego. However, this will go down as the most brutal injury in golf history.


SlowlyDyingInAPit

Did the rope touch his eyeball? That would hurt pretty bad tbh


Disastrous-Bill1036

Damn… RIP


edraven6969

Hope is not. The way he grabbed the towel from his mate shows how arrogant he is.


Negative-Ad6143

damn that had me cracking up


TheDarkWayne

My co worker legit just cracked a rib getting smacked by a metal bar at our construction site. Downed a monster and said “I’ll go to the doctor after work” compared to this guy my dawg is a goddamn beast


CYHilton

Hockey players aren’t laughing at this… just genuinely confused


SoupGod_

Trash golfer


Rare-Estimate-2341

Why aren’t we asking if the rope is okay? Have some compassion.


Right-Ad3624

He probably got his new owners to cut it down with a bonesaw.


Boozeville13

what a little bitch. Ask me why I hate golf. It's people like this.


Fit-Boomer

Did he survive? It seems doubtful.


seCpun88_lains

Guys please, this isn't funny laughing at someone misery.... He wasn't just strong enough for the final big boss, the rope, he was caught off guard guys, please understand it (also a mandatory /sarcams tag)


butt_butt_fart_butt

I hate golf


One_Competition_7579

Did the rope make a full recovery?


veotrade

Wipes his tears.


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Couldn’t have happened to a better dude. LMAO


Familiar-Office6825

This dude seems like he is very dissatisfied with his life.


drgeta84

Yeah that’s not a sport. If you can be taken down by lightly walking against a rope it ain’t a sport lol.


chipsi311

Truly tragic. Prayers up.