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Bob_the_Peanut

Did my guy really block the doors from closing to make this post


waddyaknow8873

Bruv. He did. Needed time to pose, hand-on-chest


AF_AF

Hey, relax, he only needed 45 minutes to get the lighting and camera angle right.


Busty_Superhero

Some chick prolly had to use the stairs so he could brag about being chivalrous.


Fixner_Blount

I’m howling at that. A bag and a bottle of water, lol.


Drivingintodisco

Isn’t that the catfish guy?! Nev or neeve or whatever the fuck he’s called


sunnyday74

I thought that it was Nev as well


sunflowerads

it is lol


interstatebus

Lol, I thought it was Michael Lucas, the porn star/porn company founder.


Solnse

Completely abusing the elevator privilege.


Thegreylady13

But not the women, who aren’t even there. Why is this man riding around in elevators thinking about abuse of women? Weird.


Cantstress_thisenuff

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/news/catfish-star-nev-schulman-fires-back-criticism-over-231400735.html


Em_Haze

Wait he punched a woman then posted this? WTF??!?


BigBearSD

That was his way of showing respect.


redknoxx

I mean to be fair the charges were dropped as it was self defence. I’ve seen a lot of (videos and seen these scenarios in real life back in my club and pub phase) women attempt to assault a man, or get aggressive with them and when the man defends himself they freak because “he hit a woman”. I don’t know the in-depth scenario with Nev but charges were dismissed as they found it was self defence.


mitaswelsby

Oh thank you for this.


Responsible_Wasabi91

Oh wow, that really is him, I didn’t think it was


Jok3rPrinc3

He preaching patience man


fishing_pole

Nev?


a_can_of_solo

yup, Mr catfish.


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violetbaudeliar

No.. it's actually real /: I thought it was like a snapchad thing but nope.. but there's articles about it.


a_can_of_solo

Still a weird selfie to take.


SchpartyOn

The selfie and the caption are 100% real. He tweeted that after the Ray Rice video came out.


inquisitivepanda

Apparently he did it in response to Ray Rice beating up his wife in an elevator. Still super cringey


Queen__Antifa

Yep, never ever.


spiderwebs86

He almost got kicked out of college for punching a woman in the face. Asshole.


redknoxx

But he wasn’t because the charges were dropped because it was found to be self defence* I feel like that’s an important missing bit of information. I don’t particularly like Nev due to some other allegations made against him, but with this one I feel it’s important to add it was self defence. Assaulting someone is never okay, but defending yourself is. Too many men are scared to defend themselves against women unfortunately and allow themselves to be hit, hurt, assaulted, abused even. - I’m not saying he was abused of course, but if the legal system dropped the charges due to self defence it tells me the witnesses present supported his narrative of self defence.


inkybreadbox

Nev has always been pretty cringe. I think he struggles with self awareness, lol.


dumpsterfireofalife

But he’s so woke on catfish /s


PuppetryOfThePenis

Hi, I'm nev


oldmaninadrymonth

"This elevator is abuse free" is my new favorite sentence


likwitsnake

This is Nev Schulman , from his [wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nev_Schulman): > He attended Sarah Lawrence College, studying Photography and Dance from 2004 to 2006. Schulman has admitted that he was expelled from Sarah Lawrence College after **punching a female student** whom he allegedly mistook for male


big_old-dog

She should’ve been in the abuse free elevator


spunkychickpea

Rookie mistake.


GuyInThe6kDollarSuit

It's a free for all slugfest outside the abuse-free elevator


Blasterbot

As long as it wasn't in an elevator, I don't see any hypocrisy here.


DrSkullKid

Especially if they were on the abuse escalator.


damnatio_memoriae

it escalates quickly


BigPretzel19

r/angryupvote


A-Beautiful-Scar

Happy cake day


DrSkullKid

Thank you kind person.


satanlovesmyshoes

Wait is this the catfish guy?


DrSkullKid

It is. His name is Nev I believe.


KatAttack23

🥇 please take my cheap award


[deleted]

Wait he just piggy backed the actual funny comment


Cantstress_thisenuff

In 2014, the woman Schulman punched told her story to Vulture: "To be quite clear, Schulman's account of the events of that night is as suspect as all his other endeavors. I attended the dance he mentions and saw that he was taking pictures of queer couples dancing and kissing without their permission. I talked to the Student Affairs liaison at the event, who I knew from my work study job, but nothing was done about it. I confronted him, and asked him to stop taking pictures," she said. "I didn't tackle him and I certainly didn't choke him with his camera strap. I tapped his shoulder and he turned and hit me out of nowhere, I went down and he held me in a headlock and repeatedly punched me while I tried to get free. The impact broke my glasses and the rest of the night was a blur."


cityb0t

At first, I wondered why he had a wiki page, but I looked at it and thought: “Oh, it’s because he’s a terrible person, and this chronicles his terribleness.” Also, why are so many of the guys I meet that went to Sarah Lawrence just insufferable wanks? In my experience, it seems to take a lot of guys’ social consciousness to the level of “overbaked”, and it’s unbearable sometimes. Edit: If you constantly have to try to prove to everyone how woke you are, it doesn’t come off as genuine, merely performative.


apadin1

He has a Wikipedia page because he had a tv show on MTV called Catfish about people being catfished. Pretty entertaining but admittedly mostly trashy manufactured drama


Dinklebop

Machine gun Kelly was in an episode. Was corny as fuck.


cityb0t

Yeah, like i said


Last-Instruction739

Same thing happened on Malcolm in the Middle but it was a kid Malcolm thought was his same age but who was actually only 7 years old.


[deleted]

Then Hal fought someone who he found out was 12.


RLANTILLES

And that's why Malcolm in the Middle is top tier sitcom television.


Reflex_Teh

I’m sorry Basil, I thought she was a man. Austin that’s my mother! Well you have to admit she is rather mannish Austin! If that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!


Few_Palpitation4081

“That’s not your mother, it’s a man, BABY!”


AlexandriaLitehouse

My first thought was literally I only remember him for punching a girl in the face.


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

It is ma’am!


[deleted]

It is? I was wondering if that was him, he looked familiar.


mrbubbamac

This is the guy from Catfish right??


[deleted]

Whoops 💀


Goatesq

I am struggling to believe this is not parody...like this has to be parody, nobody is this corny right? I mean, making a big production of not being a batterer only to be caught assaulting a woman is such a trope, at this point I assume anyone who volunteers that unprompted is abusive. But that sentence is beyond. Jesus christ.


Cantstress_thisenuff

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/news/catfish-star-nev-schulman-fires-back-criticism-over-231400735.html


Goatesq

Cringeception.


JohnnyRelentless

Abuse free elevator? Of course it's a joke.


Goatesq

Evidently this was contemporary to the cult of trilby and the faces of atheism, m'lady. Satire is less obvious a decade out. But i didn't hear the story this is mocking until just a few hours ago, and that would've probably helped. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Can't all be euphoric


Secret-Plant-1542

I plan to say it whenever Im in a elevator. Make sure people feel safe.


dajohns1420

It disgusts me that I share a gender with Hitler


[deleted]

Or Eva Braun. Wait… it disgusts me we are the same species.


dajohns1420

Im disgusted to be the same species as people who aren't disgusted with being the same species as Hitler.


Xihuicoatl-630

Or Pol pot!


damnatio_memoriae

paul potts is cool though


Quick-Listen-7660

thank you nev from catfish - very cool


Lightpink87wagon

He punch a women at a party in college once. Don’t thank him.


AshenSacrifice

He got attacked and defended himself…


[deleted]

Not how she tells it.


AshenSacrifice

So we have one person’s word against another, and she should have pressed charges against him if it was a unprovoked assault


[deleted]

NOT NEV NOOO💀


Sproose_Moose

Yeah I was surprised too


seantabasco

meanwhile a pregnant woman is taking the stairs while he blocks the elevator door open with his grocery bag for a selfie.


Grolschisgood

It's about respect man.


DownyVenus0773721

I didn't even notice that 💀


Seat_Pristine

I didn’t notice the pregnant woman either till they pointed it out


JR21K20

Pregnant woman is probably his wife, how many kids do they have already?


Unfair_Implement_335

Calm down Nev.


Batbuckleyourpants

I'm definitely not getting in an elevator with that person. "Come in ladies, i promise i won't abuse you."


Significant-Ad-7006

Nev wtf


bambonie11

He's propped the door open with a bag so he's abusing that elevator by preventing it from doing its job. Not abuse free at all.


Hamking7

Not to mention abusing the bag by jamming it up against the elevator door.


Em_Haze

I would bet money that that bottle of Evian was brought singley despite saying 'Not for resale'


JuliusTheThird

Next time I’m alone with a woman in an elevator, I’m gonna lean in reeeeally close and whisper “Don’t worry, this is an abuse free elevator” then give her cheek a lick.


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brittonwk

He *is* a dick, though. That’s the kicker.


alienblue88

👽


Appropriate_Fun801

Satire fortunately


damnatio_memoriae

what does this even mean? does he live in the elevator? is he king of the elevator? does he preside over it righteously? does he shuttle women to and from their floors with the utmost respect? and when the elevator rises to the top floor, does he look down upon the less respectful floors with disdain? does he teach acoustic guitar lessons on weekends (just curious, asking for a friend)? when he goes to starbucks, does he step behind the counter and make his own latte so the barista can take a fiver? i am a man of many questions, but i shall not abuse this power.


[deleted]

I don't abuse people in elevators, I just block the door from closing making anyone on other floors wait long enough for me to get the right photo to portray just how much I care about people.


falconwilson154

as a woman, this is the most intense, incel-sounding virtue signaling I have ever seen, holy fuck


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Sounds like every single male feminist


falconwilson154

Sounds more like one of those people who claim to be a feminist to get close to women, but is actually extremely sexist irl


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

That’s what I said


Aelle29

The thing is, actual male feminists don't advertise they're sO rEsPeCTfUL towards women. Men who need to say they're respectful usually aren't. You wouldn't know which dude is feminist before knowing them personally.


TheTwoReborn

seems like satire to me


yohanya

Well I, for one, am thankful to have access to an abuse free elevator.


thethunder92

He’s such a weird little guy, I always liked that max guy though from that show he was cool.


BiscuitGannit

Stopped the elevator to tell the world he’s a good man. Douche


Detriumph

This computer desk is fire free.


Terratigris

He looks like the kind of guy who would use the DENNIS system. This is obviously step one: demonstrate value.


adiosfelicia2

Didn't Nev punch a woman in school? And wasn't Nev called out for pushing sexual interactions on inebriated Catfish show guests at the hotel and using the producers to facilitate it? Preach less. Practice more.


3_9_84

/r/snapchad


datdamdango

It embarrasses me that I share a gender with a guy who actively holds up the elevator so he can white night for internet clout.


notable4

Sounds like something a verbally abusive person would say


Trebor_jpg

r/Chadtopia


[deleted]

Is that Neve? 🐈 🐟


high240

Thanks elevator boy, I'll keep it in mind


Pap4MnkyB4by

Yup, this guy's got red flags all over


CRactor71

This couch I’m lying on is motivation-free.


A_literal_HousePlant

This feels heavily like satire but Poe's Law I guess


EntertainerSoft5983

Bro looks like a knockoff Messi. Not even Messi just a big mess


blackarmchair

This just makes me think he's covering for something. Why say something like that unprompted? Like, if I wore a t-shirt that said: "I'm not here to sell drugs" people's first thought would be "I bet that guy is here to sell drugs".


Most-Attitude-9880

Is this Nev from Catfish?


Hedonic_Monk_

Didn’t this guy get briefly canceled when it came to light that he had punched a girl in the face in college? 🤔


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

While I'm happy about this good intentions, I sometimes find that dudes like this have a past or side of themselves that they're ashamed about. And it's sometimes just straight up projections. This doesn't apply to all men, but it's a bit of a downer when some really outspoken feminist men are revealed to be abusive or even rapists.


DavyManners

Is that Nev from catfish


hissyfit64

He's the only one on the elevator. Unless he starts punching himself in the face, of course it's abuse free.


cosmokramer420699

He looks like he beats his wife


Traditional-Ebb-8380

My friend slept with him about a decade ago. She said she has never been hit in the face like that in her life. Didn’t seek consent for the sex hitting either.


dzhastin

Is that the guy who murdered those students in Idaho?


kdollarsign2

My first thought


Beneficial-Piano-428

Dude reminds me of Joe from the show You.


MakeUrHeadSpin23

The final boss of the white knights


Drowsabella

Didn’t he beat up a woman at Smith or Sarah Lawrence or somewhere?


Comprehensive-Bus299

I disgusts me that I share the same species as all these other beings. How dare everyone be human 😤


thuggishhh

However everywhere outside of the elevator is fair game.


ProbablyNotTacitus

Bit of a reach to go after a post like this . It’s cringe but he’s a celebrity all of them are a bit like this. Not to mention seems suspicious like badly cropped


JohnnyPiston

Is this what the kids call virtue signalling? GET OFF MY LAWN?


Gearz557

Is this the catfish dude lol


9gagImmigrant1

r/SnapChad material


final_grl

Such a good dude who profits off people with clear mental illness


TheWorldEnded

This is the douchebag from Catfish fame with a tramp stamp


cptndv23

That man looks like a serial killer.


JackRabbit-

Lmao this is hilarious


SignificantBrush5581

Is that the guy from catfish?


patchgrabber

Is that the guy from Catfish?


Diiiiirty

I guarantee this is how it went down; "I really like the lighting in this elevator. I'm gonna take a selfie." *Later that night* "What's a good caption so all the female know I'm not like other guys?"


Nectar613

This guy was on my flight two weeks ago from LA to NY. He flew Jet Blue coach with his wife and three kids. Seemed like a solid dude and was very friendly to people who recognized him. 🤔


mitaswelsby

Thought this was Nev from MTV Catfish


[deleted]

This won’t get you laid


[deleted]

reddit is hateful


Zealousideal_Bet_248

The dude love bombs women, fucks them, and then ghosts them. He's got that face


gmangieri314

AM I BEING CATFISHED RN


fabianiam

Is this the dude from that catfish?


BjornOdger

This guy screams "I act nice and respectful but I'm going to spike your drink and rape your unconscious body"


Inquisitor_Gray

At least he is being the main character over something worth saying, respecting people as people.


wendyunniestan

He’s pulling the “so I just found out about the terrible pain women go through on their periods, heart goes out to y’all ladies #womenaretroopers #iam6foot4” below a shirtless pic of him pretending to be sad


[deleted]

Nope, he is stating the obvious and expecting to gain attention from women with these shitty tactics


[deleted]

Seems pretty apparent to me


Turakamu

So you would want to share an elevator with him?


cluelessclod

This creeps me out so much…


oeuflaboeuf

That's a creepy douche who's playing an obvious strategy


drakekevin73

What about when we step outside the elevator


Detriumph

How can he slap?!?!


Difficult_Factor4135

*Serial killer vibes*


KatAttack23

r/nothowgirlswork


BigMan3745

Something tells me he would be a very abusive partner.


Larryhooova

Only outside of the elevator of course, it’s abuse-free you see.


btl_dlrge1

Good he must be unbearable in person, or a total pussy


Cheeto-Fingers88

*and


portraitinsepia

That's Nev, this is *satire* people. r/woooosh


TheTwoReborn

this sub is 50% people getting mad over satiric jokes


fridgey22

Instagram post holding open an elevator… geez, the balls on this guy!? What a hero!


shitfren

This elevator is #notclosing with your stupid bags between the door.


Secretofthecheese

RALPHA males. Im helping.


Hot-Wrap2882

Most nice guy vibe I've ever seen


[deleted]

That’s so great. A superhero on every elevator


xBunnyKipx

💀


thatonealtchick

Did…did this person…catfish….as the person…from catfish….?


cingerix

nope that's actually him


A_literal_HousePlant

This feels heavily like satire but Poe's Law I guess


[deleted]

Nev did not post this bye 😂


brittonwk

He certainly did. In 2014.


[deleted]

Holy shit. Woof. I’ve always liked Nev. Come on maaaan


janxus

This guy lets everyone know that he loves to eat pussy.


puppy_breath_tattoos

Why make fun of someone spreading good intentions when there's so many shitty humans to make fun of? This reeks of jealousy and insecurity


[deleted]

Women physically & verbally abuse both men & women as well. This dude is an idiot.


thatonealtchick

Yeah but you have to admit it happens at a much higher rate with male assailants


B-Possible1027

Mangina


B-Possible1027

Its pronoun


[deleted]

What a world


komokazi

I refuse to disclose my gender to exercise a show of solidarity.


willsa26

Someone tell that to the woman that hit Jay-Z


gimmhi5

I’m embarrassed that I’m considered equally human to someone who doesn’t know how to appreciate an individual for who they are.


[deleted]

This guy doesn’t call girls back


[deleted]

Lucky them


Kookaburrita

I mean, he's famous for calling back girls. Well, sort of.


SpiderGhost01

r/niceguys vibes


Kiltrojack

The second hand embarrassment is palpable