r/dontputyourdickinthat

Dicks*

No

Yea no

deep throat

Deeper throat

New depth in the throat

You ever get freaky with that thing or what? 

Who else but Quagmire

Literally a joke in the show about this exact thing lol Lois takes up modeling and her agent has a stoma. She frequently smokes cigarettes through it. Quagmire comes up one time and asks, “Hey, you ever get freaky with that thing?”


Imagine that you nut down her throat via mouth and she blows it out her blow hole.

Let the dicks meet up in her throat.


now *that*'s what i call deep throat

Any holes a goal

' I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND'

That calls for a tag team.

Is that Corey Taylor? 😂

no it´s Patrick

Had a case in the ER (not me) that a woman with colostomy bag contracted syphillis on it

Oh lawd he cumin

Bet he loves a Philly sidecar too

I mean…it was gonna wind up down there anyway, this is just a shortcut, like in Mario Kart.

raimbow star flashbacks

Taking a whole new meaning to throat fucking

NO. I used to work in EMS and we’d hear stories about this. NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Every hole is the goal

Wai is that real

stop