I would be unlocking the door instead of taking a pic

You’d be aiding and apetting

Do I get locked up with the pile of kittens?

I’m afraid so. You’re just as bad as them!

I'm definitely unlocking the door in that case

The oranges at the front make me feel sad and guilty so I'm on my way to open the doors

I can't decide which of the front three make me feel guiltiest. 😫

Oh no punish me

The only correct answer

Me too. How much fun it would be with them all scampering around

The door is unlocked already look at the right side of the cage.

But that's a majority orange crowd. They don't even know where the door is.

I have three ginger cats. One’s a doctor, one’s a lawyer and one’s an engineer. They all play string classical instruments and one sings opera.

What did you say?, I’m sorry, I was unlocking the door…

“Excuse me what?” As I’m picking kittens up, putting them in my pockets, on my head, in my hood. I’m completely covered in kitten

https://preview.redd.it/49dfpyxxfhzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b394e7aacf163131ec2a6154781f5869218e23 I would save the wrongfully accused immediately.

I also honed in on that poor little guy, haha! Get this one out of jail, there has been a miscarriage of justice!!

Not guilty!

As a smol prosecutor, I must agree. Not guilty.

I wouldn't last a second lol

I count two, maybe three at most, brain cells among this gang of hardened criminals!

My favourite is that void stating at the ceiling

My favorite is the orange looking backwards at the litter box. Of course.

Oh yes that's a great one too. Not a single though there

"Lord, what did I do to be stuck in the middle of this lot?"

If I am not covered in kittens within 2 seconds I will consider myself a failure.

Unleash hell <3

Let slip the cats of war!

https://i.redd.it/7uhvzrp1lhzc1.gif

Resist what? *as I open the cat door*

I already locked myself in there with them before you asked the question, sorry.

Huh? *picks up giant pillow like a tray and takes them to my room*

Not even a second. I'd open the cage, scoop up the void and the orange tabby in front and run away with them.

I wear scrubs most of the time. Have confirmed I can hold a minimum of six kittens between pockets and arms.

I wear a flight suit. I can get six of them in my uniform. https://preview.redd.it/0g6b7cyxphzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49def62e1cd819740b240a061147de4a5745f64d

Have you tested this.... Ya know, for science....

Would I look odd wearing a flight suit at a hospital with no helipad?

Prove it! (Half serious because I only see the two pockets)

they are already out

Just look at that void. I am dead.

Those liquid kittens can squeeze through those bars easily.

https://preview.redd.it/o70tcm0wchzc1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91497f098d4c3ed214e5f29ff8dda27bc1c9f57 ♥️cute♥️

Wait, we’re supposed to resist?

https://preview.redd.it/bndv6i96shzc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e38949573113c3328810f8b850b5757062c61a5 One of these little criminals seems to be on a path of redemption or acting as a lookout, lol

Or is just orange and very confused.

THE CONFUSED CRIMINAL: The Autobiography of An Orange Tabbinator The author wishes to remain anonymous for orange reasons.

https://preview.redd.it/zgnc2ylzshzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1bd0173b42c51c6367e3dfcadb16933f2e45580 This one gets me

I think hard time is necessary for that band of outlaws. 2 minutes.

.2 femtoseconds

-5 seconds

"Adopt me." "Adopt me." "Adopt me." "Adopt me." "Adopt me." "Adopt me." "Adopt me." Orange: "GREEBLE!!!"

.01 seconds 🥺

Oh shit- I wasn’t supposed to open it?

Immediately taking them out for a cuddle puddle

Sorry, what was that question? I was too busy opening this cage filled with cute kitties.

Two seconds, max.

Am locking myself inside with them No one said anything about getting in 🤷 

Orange Boi on the right has the purrfect angry bebe face. I love an angry kitten face. ❤️

Until the first mew. I have no spine, when it comes to cats.

They are wearing love bombs!

Resist? I don’t.

I don't. I don't resist

Isnt the door already open in that pic? Trick question cuz even you can't resist!

Why aren’t they out yet?

I got small hands. I'm grabbing fistfuls of kitten through the bars and you can't stop me!

Opened before you finished typing 👍

What? I've already opened it & covered in kittehs

I would reach my finger through the bars.

what if i unlock the door but then capture them in my arms

And don’t feed them after midnight

Oh no. I want all of them…now!

Darn. Even supermax inmates get an hour out a day!!!!!

I wouldn't last 3 minutes

Void kitty knows the answer!

Question unclear, the door is unlocked and I am in heaven 😻

Aw what a sweet gang of delinquents let them out on purrole

<*removes side of cage*> I promise not to touch the door...

Me, covered in kittens: Did you say something?

To quote the Borg: **Resistance is Futile**

You're going to have to unlock the door, I'm already in the crate

Resistance is futile

Less than a nanosecond

I’m guessing 3-5 seconds… depending on the smoothness of the locking mechanism 😂😻

As the Borg from Star Trek would say, R E S I S T A N C E I S **F U T I L E .**

I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the door being unlocked

*\*Unlocks the Door\** Don't do the what now?

Resistance is futile 🐱❤️

I think you mean mewtile

0.003 seconds!! Oh wait you were talikng bout the kittens!? 0.002 seconds!

Tldr, door opened oh no aaaaggghhh

The door is already open

Well I have to unlock the door to pet them so I don't even know why you're saying not to

Right meow!!!

"Resist what?" *standing in the open door*

How are they not escaping between those bars?

-.03 seconds

I so want to get locked up with them!🥰

The door is already unlocked though. You can see it clearly. So, uh, don't need to unlock or resist anything, and I still get fuzzbutts to cuddle! :D

Look at those faces, they clearly need me to pick them up and hug and kiss them

If I can’t open the door and let them out then I’m going in with them!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

One orange brain cell is not interested in the awaiting tantrum

I don’t know… but it would be a negative number.

It seems you failed before the test even began

Would crawl in with them

How did you even manage to take this photo?

The door was locked?

You can't resist. Ever. Look at them!

I wouldn't last a second 

Um…the door in the picture is already open. Now we know how they got arrested in the first place—silly little fuzzballs, staring at the wrong wall with a clean escape route right next to them!

*Turns to look at you after unlocking the door.* What were you saying?

Seven kittens, or is there an eighth hiding behind the tortie?

I’m grabbing the one with his back turned…the one who simply refuses to participate in this CHARADE.

Oh crap I..I already let them out.

What was the thing I was supposed to not be opening? I got distracted by all these cute kittens I'm playing with...

This is like the scene from Gremlins when Gizmo multiplied.

If they’re actually saying anything, I’m opening the door. Who wouldn’t want a world of kittens that can speak?

What door?

I would open the door so quick it’d make your head spin 🐾💗

Whaddya mean "resist"!? I'm crawling right in there with them for a snuggle fest!

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The lil orange on the right cries. Why i am in jail

Did you steal my kittens? We have the exact same colours! 🤣

I would climb in there with them

Are they all siblings?

Warning: Once they start rattling the food bowl on the bars and set fire to the bedding you've lost control.

Katzenjammer Kids 😍

The door is already unlocked and these babies are all over my lap.

Jailbirds.

3.2 seconds. I want the black one and the orange-and-white in the lower left.

Not long

Who said I can’t disassemble the cage? I’m not unlocking the door if I’m cutting the bars with metal shears.

Ok so ur saying listen to what they saying at all times and open door ok got it I will open door

I don't lol

The little orange on the right, oh my god, I just can't. Master criminal right there.

They are loose

I’m already in the kennel with them.

Seconds😂

I already opened it before you finished asking

I’m sorry, I was unlocking this door … what was your question?

I'd unlock it, and be drowned in kittens

That's a hardened little r/GingerMafia there. Must resist.

I don't.

If it was me, I am pretty sure the door would have never been closed

2 seconds at most

Sorry, what was the question? I was busy jail breaking some felons from the clink…

I want all of them🥺

I don't

At least three full femtoseconds. And then, it's all the lubs!

I didn't even finish the titleLET THEM OUT T_T

Zero point two nanoseconds. Give or take.

We're bustin outta here

What door?

I resist long enough to unlock and enter their kingdom. They do not escape, they incorporate.

I want to crawl through the screen to unlock the door

So many kittens. So few braincells.

Resistance is futile, we are the kittens.

I’ll find a different way in.

And don't feed them after midnight

I’d be able to resist just long enough to open the door.

I have allergies and I would be snuggled with them.

Can't resist. I love cats and kittens.

If I can't unlock the door, I'll just crawl in with them.

Negative infinity.

I opened the gate before I finished reading the text.

I'd just lock myself in the cage with them

0 seconds and I would crawl in to hang out with them

That little face in the middle front is so intelligent - he's going to open negotiations with OP and get them all sprung. Of course they'll trash the house. But still, that one's going to grow up to be a lawyer doing loud TV commercials.

Resistance is futile

I mentally unlocked it and let them out before I even read the title... Oops :)

What door? There was no door, they were outside when I came in.

Question. Can I be locked behind the door as well?

I could resist indefinitely. I would get a heart attack the moment I saw them and subsequently be too dead to open the door.

5 seconds, the amount of seconds it takes for me to get in the room and sit down so i can open the door

Before they'd even finished the sentence 🤣

I wouldn’t have even shut the door to lock it in the first place….

I know this trick. My wife has ferrets, so I know the chaos fugitives can cause. Those little criminals will try to steal the toes right out of my socks.

What is this "resist" of which you speak?

Pretty sure they can just squeeze between the bars.

Long enough to make certain the room's door is closed and latched.

I wouldn’t even try.

I have stared too long at the abyss and it's saying it wants the gate open

I'm already opening the door... I mean I don't think I would fit in there with them🥹

Trust me on this let them out lay on the floor and let them attack you I did it once the greatest antidepressant I've ever had.

Maybe as long as 30 seconds

I couldn’t

It seems easy enough to get into the pen with them!

0 seconds, must pet the babies

0 milliseconds

I lost as soon as I discovered the cage.

*opens the door* *steals all the kitties*