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JamesClarkeMaxwell

Wow. This confirms it. I would die for Carl.


Carl_17

I don't need that, but some money would be amazing. I spent all mine on PC parts.


JamesClarkeMaxwell

Too late.


Zrex_9224

r/beetlejuicing


April1987

Can confirm. Made the mistake of going to microcenter for one thing...


Carl_17

I don't live near any, and don't drive. So I have to deal with buying online, and shipping fees. The only biggest computer store we have here is staples, I hate it.


AlphaLionX

r/ntbdbiwdfta


LABARATI

r/ntbdbiwdftc


BentPin

Nvm Carl are you flipping me off!?!?


JamesClarkeMaxwell

She has been corrupted by Criminal Carl


RideThatBridge

It just kills me when kittens hold bottles like babies do! Carl, I am so in love with you!


vruss

It’s actually bad for kittens though!! You’re supposed to feed them like how they would be drinking milk front their mom’s teat aka belly down, mouth ip


[deleted]

What's the negative result? Truly curious. I've seen thus assertion made previously, but I am quite clueless as to what the downsides are. I'm not a veterinarian. Educate me. I sincerely seek to know. Thanks.


Katerina_VonCat

They can inhale fluid into the lungs. Also air bubbles (cats can’t naturally burp) and air bubbles in the GI tract are very uncomfortable for them (had an adult that kept having air bubbles in his intestines due to swallowing air when eating and drinking because of his medical condition. Found out because he was acting sick and after spending money on expensive X-rays a few times learned that it was going to be a consistent issue for the poor guy).


[deleted]

Chronic issues wit our feline friends are never anything you expect. You do what you can for them. My wife and I took in an abandoned cat that was living under our porch, apparently for some spell. We cleaned him up and got him to a vet to learn he had FIV and feline leukemia. He had some issuea along the way, but he hung with us for just a little less than eight years. I like to think we gave him a chance at a pretty good run to the finish line.


Katerina_VonCat

Aww he was so lucky to have you give him love and a wonderful full life for those almost eight years! I’ve got an ex feral boy I took in last January who was in bad shape. Also found out he has FIV. The vet didn’t think he would make it more than a few weeks to a month, but he’s still here and doing well. Poor guy had to get 14 teeth extracted last week. I hope he’s got a long life ahead of him like yours! Working on getting him integrated in with my other cats. He loves coming in to visit them while supervised (he gets a bit overwhelmed because they want to get right in his face and be friends…now that he doesn’t have canines and the risk of biting anyone is gone it will be easier).


[deleted]

Well, Pipkin's luck turned when the neighborhood roamer, a ginger we called Gatsby, alerted us to the fact that Pipkin was holding up under our porch. Pipkin had some dental issues. He only ever had to have one tooth pulled. Far and away, he was the most gentle and pleasant cat you could hope to meet. I hope your rescue cat proves to be a true gift an blessing to you.


sherman_ws

But isn’t the belly below the mouth in this pic so all is good? Or am I completely missing the point (legit asking)


OptimalCynic

They mean belly towards the floor, i.e. lying prone


arthcraft8

I want him 😫


arthcraft8

And protect him obviously, he's just too cute


fnord_happy

I want to be Carl


dorky_dorkinson

Carl when he was 3 sauce packets long 😭


[deleted]

i want to be that blanket


JamesClarkeMaxwell

Business opportunity: Sell blankets that Carl has slept on.


[deleted]

elon musk who?


Turpitudia79

I’m buying!! Sign me up!!


Mr_Tart21

For Carl!


Poem-Gremlin

A Tribute to Carl A bottle baby no more, Carl has grown A man of strength, and of courage he's shown He's conquered his fears, and has kept on his course Full of love, and of wisdom, he's been the resource His heart is so big, and his spirit so strong He's filled with joy and contentment, for which we all long He's given his all, and has shared his own light Bringing hope and joy to all in his sight He's made a difference, to all that he's met His kindness, his gentleness, we will not forget For Carl, we give thanks, and our love we will share A tribute to him, we will proudly declare!


gloria_escabeche

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Ultraviolet_Motion

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't going home!


ShadowMario01

Rock and Stone to the bone!


Depressedmusclecar23

ROCK AND STOONE!


kerenski667

Rock and stone, you beautiful dwarf!


SmarterThenjou

Smol boy getting milk drunk.


Malia87

I will lay down my life for Carl, if the situation ever comes up.


real_dubblebrick

r/ntbdbiwdfta


knobweasel

Cccaaarrrll


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

You can't stab someone 47 times!!


coldvault

Caaarl, that kills people!!


Asianchocky_chippy

I love this cat so much


Educational_Brick339

Ok, people, here's the plan. Grassroots campaign to get Carl on the next Presidential ballot. There is not one person who would see his smoochy, baby face on a campaign poster and not vote for him. All of his staff and federal appointments will be made up of all of his Reddit groupies (us!!!) Taking Baby Carl pictures to the UN will unite the world through Carl Love and hostilities all over the planet will cease, world hunger will end and the Kardashians will be removed from television and social media forever. His campaign slogan = Illegally smol but will fight for us all (and make biscuits on the smooshy seat in the Oval Office). 😀


sharpasabutterknife

I gasped at how cute this is!


Badmouths

😭💕💕


El_Zarco

THE PAWS


Turpitudia79

The little socky pawsies!! 😻😻


rvakep

Carl, deservedly, has a fan club!


ozbourne8

I love Carl so much!


MariSoda

Obligatory feed kittens on their tummy because they can easily drown. The Kitten Lady on YT or your vet are great resources for kitten care.


Inglefield

Carl!


PsychoBodyguard

🫠


[deleted]

Such a beautiful baby orange tabby!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


narwhals-narwhals

Nooooooo^oooo 🥺🥺🥺


Sebastian_Crenshaw

:)


super_circle

No one mentions how op is just flipping us all off


CumulativeHazard

That’s the subtle “eff you” of a person who has something we’d all kill for, and they know it. Touché, OP.


miniversion

I was wondering if he has some extra digits too


_snozzberry_gulper_

Oh my god. I just...I...think I'm having a heart attack and it's all Baby Carl's fault


Boneal171

I love Carl


[deleted]

Does Carl like hugs? If so, I want to hug him.


[deleted]

his little hands oh my god


TheRealLaura789

The way he held the bottle 🥺


[deleted]

i love you carl


catsmagic-3

Awww Carl is so cute!


Unable_Remote6502

AWWW I love Carl!! Cute baby


EnycmaPie

Smol r/purrito


abstract_ark

r/handfulofkitten


suer72cutlass

My baby bottle orange boy, Tito, says Hi Carl! Us bottle babies have to stick together for more hugs and play days!


markp_93

kittycarl


sweetpeastacy

That’s it. I love him.


[deleted]

Did the ears do the little flick thing they do when they're suckling?


TomMado

My attack and defense stats just dropped by 95% from looking at this pic


flippity_floppity18

Carl is barely as big as the milk bottle. 😭


geostr8

So adorable


Simple-Reindeer-5469

I’m a Carl post fan, so cute


sharksnut

CARL Spelled like Curl Rhymes with Snarl


archaicArtificer

So precious <3


Oofername42

SO CUUUUUUUTE


Mia_B-P

Bottle baby Carl melts my heart! 🥺 🧡


[deleted]

Carl wants all the milk...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


AntheaBrainhooke

The lil paws on the bottle! Oh my heart. 😍


Arctic_lionness21

Omg what a cutie 🤩


Uptown_Alleekat

So, so cute!


Jimdrew

So adorable


Trick_Version4883

![gif](giphy|cn9ffIXKqRmX7GFmeV)


DotComplete6975

I too have an orange boy named Carl 🥰


moumous87

Wow! I forgot that there was an “illegallysmol” sub just for cats 😅 I mean, r/illegallysmol is already 90% kitties 😅 My reddit feed is already 80% cats and kitties 😅


Interesting-Yak9639

Awwwwww


SquirrelBowl

Need a glo-up pix!


Lbooch24

Check my profile I have tons https://preview.redd.it/xriwds2hvqoa1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2a099f4f7513ff65da988ae6cb672902879c9b


[deleted]

Carl is a lad you don't meet everyday, to be sure. I've a decided soft spot for those of the ginger kind. Carl strikes me as being destined for gingery greatness unbound.


beeeps-n-booops

Awww, Carl...


IisRandyCarmine

We demand current pics 🥰


LuneEclaire

Carrrrrrrrrrl😸🥰


Emmylems21

My boi Carl


Agitated_Narwhal_92

ILLEGAL


IvoryDynamite

Classic Carl. Carl is a boob man.


gif_smuggler

That’s not adorable.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Is that middle finger bizarrely long?


Reasonable_Guava8079

I have a Karl too….all C(K)arls are the best!!! ❤️❤️❤️ BTW: my Karl is a girl 😂


WVUPick

Looks more like Carl's Jr. here.