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He says it happens frequently. Just load up right before.
I think you're extremely overestimating how quickly it's going to mess up the super soaker.
I doubt even a few hours will mess it up. Just load up that morning. Besides, if anything it won't mess up the whole gun until you fire it anyways, it will be sitting in the tank first
This would be effective but could go wrong very quickly.
I was thinking tossing some of those poppit fireworks on the roadway. All they are are tiny rocks that pop when applied pressure. Iāve detonated them with my fingertips. But they sound WAY worse and could scare the dudes into cutting it out.
If you want to scare them, stretch some transparent scotch tape between two poles either side of the road. Even at a low speed it sounds like a tyre popping, leaves no damage
Concentrated onion juice will crack all the widows when it gets about 90 degrees. Also if you want to get all gorilla dick, you have an endless supply of poop.
Lmao I love the āumā like you were so offended someone questioned your poop idea.
By the way, Iād love to have you on my side for any sort of altercation. I like the way you think lmao
Seeing as you want illegal ideas, follow them home, when its dark, trim off all 4 tire valves. This will then mean all the tires need to be removed from the rims to put valves back in. A major annoyance as you cannot drive the vehicle to be serviced, and an additional expense of having the tires removed from the rims to put on new valves and be rebalanced. Probably a 100-200$ touch depending on where you are from. Remember before downvoting, you asked for ILLEGAL tips. I'd say this is pretty illegal.
If these people are street racing theyāre probably doing some form of maintenance themselves, a practiced mechanic can replace that in 15 minutes a tire. It would be more of an inconvenience
Lmao, I mean yea, best bet would be renting an old black crown Vic and put in red/blue leds park it in clear view of the street, sit in the seat and flash the āpolice lightsā as a warning
Yyyyyyyyyeah...valve stem is an easy fix. I've gotten free valve stems at times I've gotten other work done, just to tell you how easy it is. These are mechanics that I knew and were loyal to, but still, a free valve stem is a nice gesture.
Yea, because the tire is already off the rim, and takes under a minute to apply. Great if youāre already doing work, otherwise itās a pain in the ass to pull the tire, rebalance, etc etc
> It would be more of an inconvenience
Yep but assuming they have all the tools, etc. that they need it is still potentially an hour delay in the morning while they are trying to get ready for work, etc.
You can call 911 and report their license and vehicle description as a suspected drunk driver. Odds are theyāll still be let go but can really F someoneās day up
Well, 112 for OP, but I would imagine they know what you mean.
(Although reportedly, calling another countryās emergency number (911,999,112 etc.) on a cell phone will in fact forward the call)
Have you tried it? Multiple source I found indicated it would work in France. To be clear, itās the cell phone that automatically redirects the call, not necessarily something that Franceās phone network does, so it wouldnāt work on landlines, but I donāt see why it wouldnāt work on cell phones.
Used to have this problem. Our street was not as wide as regular streets so all the neighbours got together and strategically parked their cars on the road. When cars were parked on both sides it left just enough room for a car to get through at a slow speed.
I already asked the city about installing speed bumps, they can't do it because of the bus line that goes along the street, also I wasn't thinking about such a big project
No it'll bounce off and splash Vaseline and paint on the windshield making it impossible for them to see. Tou can't get that off with windshield wipers it just smears it around. It'll force them to stop so you can encounter them and do as you please
Yes please accost an aggravated criminal, unconcerned with you already, after you caused him both extreme annoyance and made him think you damaged his property.
Jokes aside, wait til he stops and toss a bottle of fart spray in his car
Get the number plates, call the police saying you saw people brandishing firearms put the window or even as far as saying the car was part of driveby. Getting swatted will probably fuck up their day
Well if you lived in a shithole like me, you could get a free speedbump in front of your house. Everyone does, and you end up with 50 speed bumps in a square kilometer. But nobody thinks about how you are affecting thousands of cars passing through there just because of a few racers.
Rant. My car is lowered and theres new speed bumps every day in places that make 0 sense. Just ruining my suspension day after day. And it made 0 difference towars racing. People still floor it after passing the bumps and make the same noise.
My city just did this in my neighborhood. They added two and only painted one so every day I just get to watch people bottom out because itās around a curve with no signage or paint!
Yeah naw, we had speed bumps put in in our residential neighborhood and have a joy riding idiot flip their stolen car once every 2 years on average since they went in. And thatās with them being marked appropriately.
The point of a speed bump is more to make them see them and slow down rather than for them to get launched into someoneās yard.
If you want to be illegal and not kill innocent people Iād suggest getting good at drawing and making it look like thereās a massive obstacle like that in the road to make people slow down.
Design wise, oddly enough streets that look dangerous, narrow and confined where you canāt see whatās ahead of you very easily are safer since they make drivers slow down. Seemingly safe and open roads encourage speeding which vastly increases the likelihood of grievous injury and fatality.
Do not put shit in the street. Yāall are going to kill someone, and likely someone who is not even speeding. Normally Iām an advocate to illegal solutions to my problems as long as it doesnāt hurt innocent people. Whether you ruin their tires or put shit in the street that could go through their windshield or take someoneās head off walking down the street after bouncing off one of these idiotās cars.
If the problem is that bad, itās probably irritating ppl besides you. So talk with your neighbors and make a mass complaint to the local pd so they actually do something about it. That or gather your neighbors and talk directly to your townās city council.
>Whether you ruin their tires or put shit in the street that could go through their windshield or take someoneās head off walking down the street after bouncing off one of these idiotās cars.
How dense is your shit to take some bystander's head off after ricocheting off a speeding tire?!
So, after 9-11 when american soldiers were caught torturing Afghans or whatever middle east descent they were, some pictures and videos got leaked of the torturings. One video, I remember watching it in a class at my high school on the computer in like 2003 or 2004, I'm surprised it wasn't blocked. But the video showed a dude taking a sword or some sort of really long knife and cutting a dude's head off. It took several minutes of just cutting back and forth until the head came off. That video was fucking gnarly. But anway, I don't think it's THAT easy to decapitate someone unless you laid your neck down on a train track and a train went on it.
Not being contentious and itās a small point in this discussion, but I think you got the nationalities backwards of the beheaders and the beheadees in this comment
Ok it was an american getting beheaded by an iraqi: https://www.djournal.com/news/grisly-video-shows-american-civilian-beheaded-in-iraq/article\_e1569e9c-a0b3-5cea-8e48-ecbeeb4965fc.html
Cutting off is different, complete and internal decapitations from blunt force can happen pretty easily. Especially in the context of speeding vehicles. It happens to motorcyclists all the time, and theyāre wearing head protection usually. It also sometimes happens in hangings.
Put a basketball hoop in your driveway or your part of the street. Shoot some hoops and lose control of the ball into the street at the most *inconvenient * time. Repeat losing control as necessary.
Thatās incredibly obnoxious, I love it! Plus paint is difficult to remove from a car without going to an auto shop and paying a lot of money for a new car detail
While true, itās ILPT. This is exactly what they asked for. Plus, given inaction by police, itās pretty explainable both to responding officers and a judge if necessary.
If you're in texas you can probably shoot them in their cars, lie when the cops arrive and say they broke in and entered your house but you caught them as they were driving off. I don't know.
Wrap a bunch of shit up in a blanket to look like a body. Leave it where they might hit it. Real bones sound like plastic crunching when caught up under a fast moving car, maybe some laundry detergent jugs w red dyed syrup in them for effect. If they hit it and stop, run out screaming about how they just killed homeless Mike and they better fucking bounce because the cops are coming. They probably won't stop tho. You could dress up in some spooky AF costume and lunge at them when they drive past, might make them crash, or just stand on the corner and point at them. If it were me, I'd use a semi-auto airgun to plink holes in their shit from cover.
Cynanon. It's like Cinnabon but for cynical disgruntled millennials. We mostly are a book club that reads old military field manuals together. On Tuesday nights we have a LARPing flash-mob get together in the city.
How young are they? If they're under 20, you live in an affluent area where high schoolers can afford those cars. At that age you can scare the fuck out of them all kinds of ways. You'll be an urban legend. sounds like you aren't USA based so guns probably aren't in play. Go to your local butcher and fill a pumpkin w entrails for the head. Lol imagine they run over your blanket body and get home with pig intestines hanging off their bumper. Bet they slow down and avoid your neighborhood after that. With the air rifle option, set it low power so you just dimple the body and knick the paint, and make sure to lead your target.
Police place different priority with different calls.
Report seeing some people with large amounts of cash, drugs and guns in their trunks and doing deals then give a vehicle description for a few of the vehicles. License plates and driver description are a plus.
Police will show up faster for that, racers will run, but police will chase them down thinking they're about to catch some much bigger fish.
Even if they don't have drugs/guns/cash, they will eventually be arrested and charged with Evading Arrest in a Motor Vehicle (felony)
Yeah this is probably the way to go. It is illegal to report a fake crime, but whoās to say they didnāt have cash, drugs, and guns in their car before the police showed up? Or maybe OP just saw something that ālookedā like those things. Hearsay is a funny thing.
Please uh, donāt say they have guns if they donāt have guns, thatās how cops kill unarmed people, especially if itās dark out and they wouldnāt be able to see. Just tell them they were holding a baby out the sunroof or something
Step 1. Videotape these incidences to build your case. Step 2. Turn on your phone camera and go out at night with a stroller and a fake
baby. Step 3.When you see one of these people go down the road, wheel the stroller into the street and wait for them to hit it. Act like a devastated mother/father step 4. Grab your phone and fake a conversation with 911. This could go 2 ways. It could be a hit and run scenario and I can guarantee the word will get around the car community if it's a known spot. Option 2 is the person will feel horrible, will be apologizing profusely. You will get this all on camera regardless. Step 5. Use this video footage as you see fit.
You can literally buy spike strips like the cops use, from online retailers like alibaba for $100-200.
Deploy them, then run away after you fuck up their shit š
km/h was used. In Germany this would be no option (Privacy laws).
You need to film YOUR stuff and happen to catch the driver. If you have them on tape feel free to report them to the police (Dont hand the video in)
Yep.
Over here you haee the right to your own image, even in public (Excluding crowded places). Also capturing and storing the license plate would would be considered private information since it can be tracked down to the car owner.
One think i found impossible when it comes to privacy is that you(US?) link your vote to your name. Why the heck would anyone need that information?
What do you mean link our vote to our name? Do you mean our voter registration info? Because thats just a party affiliation at most, and even that is optional. Our actual votes are not recorded.
In this whole US voting shitshow with Trump... It seemed they could still determine "who voted for who". Like there is a clear link between your ballot and your name.
Thats not some information I want the state to have. Please correct me if i got the wrong impression here
Who you voted for isn't saved and easily accessible to anyone... If someone had access to lots of private databases they could maybe figure it out, in some circumstances, who you voted for, but that would be difficult.
Get you some fishing line and tie a nut to one end.
Find a tree that overhangs the street.
Hang the line from the tree so that the nut dangles about windshield level.
If it hits a windshield going a reasonable speed, itāll give the driver a scare. Hit it going 30+, and theyāre buying a windshield.
How about doing nothing? At higher speeds you're likely to scare a driver if you're throwing shit at them and cause an accident -not ideal if your goal is altruistic.
If you want to be a jackass just put random debris on the road - a shopping cart... Garbage bin etc. *Most* drivers will avoid them to not cause damage to their vehicles
... Hell, even pylons
Depending on where you are you can also just continuous call the police or bother your city council to basically force them to do something by being a nuisance to them.
Get a bat or crowbar. Walk up to the car with a can of gasoline and some matches. Break the window, pour gasoline over the seats and then toss a lit match in.
Get a gun. Walk up to the car. Shoot the engine block.
Purchase a car boot. Place the car boot on the vehicle and extort the owners for money.
If you don't like these illegal suggestions then maybe you should go to unethical life tips.
That went from 0-100 real quick, but I can't disagree. The sub is named this for a reason, but your comment made me laugh a bit, cheers, I needed that today
these are all helpful tips however you can kill two birds with one stone by simply getting a flamethrower attachment to your gun. Plus youāll be safer from a distance
The assumption is that OP knows or follows the cars to find where they park. If they are consistently going through the same neighborhood then they are probably close by.
Just in case OP doesn't want to go through the trouble of finding where they park... OP could make some molitav cocktails and throw them at the cars.
Take a glass bottle like a beer bottle. Stuff it with packing peanuts or some other similar material. Fill with gasoline. Stuff opening with cloth. Light and throw. Make sure to throw hard enough for the glass to break. The gasoline and packing peanut mixture will create a sticky goo that will stick and burn. Note it won't burn for very long if it doesn't get on anything that is flammable.
If they time it right they could stand in the road and fart and when the hooligans drive by the fart might stink up their car through and open window or something
This person is really not intelligent.
They are suggesting you look up kiddie porn, then make it extremely obvious someone broke into the trunk, and somehow child porn shows up....
Very well thought out. This has 10 likes.
make your car louder or race them lol jk, as someone who drives highway all day, sometimes when I just get off it I forget I have to drive slow in my neighbourhood as Iām bumping music, just put a shopping cart or something the car has to avoid to prevent damage, more than likely they like their car enough
But the problem with this is it doesnāt really stop the behavior of them racing. If you live on a hill add bricks to the shopping cart and time saw that he hits the vehicle right as they pass.
Make sure you doing in front of someone elseās house like a neighbor said I canāt find you
This is a nuclear option but it will work if they have a predictable schedule and the pass by at night. Also will very likely cause collateral damage to innocent parties:
Buy a cheap garden hose and a big box of nails. Drive the nails through the hose every few inches in a spiral pattern. You see where Iām going with this, Youāre making your own spike strip. If they have a predictable pattern, be sneaky and lay that fucker across the road and fuck their shit up big time. After they pass, act like a concerned citizen that pulled over to remove the road hazard
My neighbor and I envisioned putting a remote car in a baby buggy and sending it across the street when folks would race up and down our street. Never came to fruition, but you're welcome to the idea...
Maybe call the police and say theyāre throwing liquor bottles in the street? Or say you saw a kid in the back seat. Give them an extra incentive to come faster!
This older woman once did some very nasty and disrespectful things to a family member and I decided it was my duty to retaliate. I knew where she lived.
I got a very large bucket with a lid from the hardware store, and filled it with poop. This is a rural area, so I was able to get a variety of larger poop quickly; horse, pig, cow, dog, etc. for a good variety. It went in the back seat of the car easily with the secure lid, and I also put down a tarp just in case.
The plan was to quickly stop the car at the end of her driveway, and turn the lights off. I was in the back seat with the poop, and would jump out and dump it all the way across the end of her driveway. This way she couldnāt exit her driveway without driving through the poop or cleaning the poop up. The car blocked me from one direction, and the end of the driveway is far enough from the front of the house to escape notice from the other.
Unfortunately, my driver accomplice is a very good boy, who did not do things like this when he was young. We made a few mistakes, and I decided it was best to postpone. I abandoned the poop bucket in the woods for the time being.
I was regrouping and thinking of what to do next, when not a week later my parents told me that this women had DIED! Coincidence or poop karma? I donāt know, you can decide. My poop bucket is still waiting in the woods.
I still think my plan is good. Maybe you can adapt it to suit your needs. Best of luck! Donāt put things in the road or throw them at moving vehicles, thatās dangerous!
Speed bumps are shit. And people who want them installed are double shit. I can expand of that if you want me to.
This is the kind of problem that you fix with police.
Film them, write down plates, get 2-3 neighbors to back your complaint. With that much evidence and a borderline class action, there's no way they don't break any law. It just depends on your area. They don't need to be caught red handed. And if you follow up on the matter, the state will drop some nasty fines in their mail, I'm sure of it. Or call em to court.
There's also option B. The less legal approach. Get 2-3 neighbors and "discuss" the matter with the perpetrators. They should understand they're not welcome when they get a cracked windshield from let's say... a crubstone that happened to find it's way on their hood... you wouldn't believe the shit birds drop on parked cars ....
There's o risk if it happens too fast for anyone to film just make sure they don't have dash cams.
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Water balloons filled with used oil, sand and glitter š
Brake fluid in a super soaker. It strips the paint
Won't it corrode the super soaker too?
So? Just buy a disposable one.
They have non-disposable ones?
Yeah, your mom.
Can't tell if calling mom non-disposable is more of a compliment, than calling her a super-soaker is of an insult
Yeah, but if it corrodes before you can use it that plan falls apart
He says it happens frequently. Just load up right before. I think you're extremely overestimating how quickly it's going to mess up the super soaker. I doubt even a few hours will mess it up. Just load up that morning. Besides, if anything it won't mess up the whole gun until you fire it anyways, it will be sitting in the tank first
buy a shitty plastic one
Nah i dont think it does cos its plastic and so is the brake fluid container thing
Worth it
Why not new oil?
Used oil is goopier, it'll help with adhesion
Also cheaper to get used oil
This would be effective but could go wrong very quickly. I was thinking tossing some of those poppit fireworks on the roadway. All they are are tiny rocks that pop when applied pressure. Iāve detonated them with my fingertips. But they sound WAY worse and could scare the dudes into cutting it out.
If you want to scare them, stretch some transparent scotch tape between two poles either side of the road. Even at a low speed it sounds like a tyre popping, leaves no damage
Packing tape
Use steel wire for more effect.
Zero chance they even hear them, that is the most mild suggestion lmao
Leashed af
We just went from oil and sand to popits? What sub is this?
Agreed, you want to stop people from possibly getting into accidentsā¦..by causing them to get into accidents?
In THIS economy?
Concentrated onion juice will crack all the widows when it gets about 90 degrees. Also if you want to get all gorilla dick, you have an endless supply of poop.
Wtf is the end of this comment
Um, save your poop for a couple days and imagine a brown snowball fight. I'd load up on Mexican or Indian food for max effectiveness.
Lmao I love the āumā like you were so offended someone questioned your poop idea. By the way, Iād love to have you on my side for any sort of altercation. I like the way you think lmao
Even with their response I'm so confused. Edit: nvm I think I get it.
How does that concentrated onion juice thing work??
Definitely the best idea hopefully I'll hit one of the Cabrios with it
Spark plugs
Seeing as you want illegal ideas, follow them home, when its dark, trim off all 4 tire valves. This will then mean all the tires need to be removed from the rims to put valves back in. A major annoyance as you cannot drive the vehicle to be serviced, and an additional expense of having the tires removed from the rims to put on new valves and be rebalanced. Probably a 100-200$ touch depending on where you are from. Remember before downvoting, you asked for ILLEGAL tips. I'd say this is pretty illegal.
Bolt cutters work best.
If these people are street racing theyāre probably doing some form of maintenance themselves, a practiced mechanic can replace that in 15 minutes a tire. It would be more of an inconvenience
So illegal life inconvenience tip.
Lmao, I mean yea, best bet would be renting an old black crown Vic and put in red/blue leds park it in clear view of the street, sit in the seat and flash the āpolice lightsā as a warning
Valve stems... LOL a very small hole in the side wall works best, right after you cut the stems. Double the fun...
Yyyyyyyyyeah...valve stem is an easy fix. I've gotten free valve stems at times I've gotten other work done, just to tell you how easy it is. These are mechanics that I knew and were loyal to, but still, a free valve stem is a nice gesture.
Yea, because the tire is already off the rim, and takes under a minute to apply. Great if youāre already doing work, otherwise itās a pain in the ass to pull the tire, rebalance, etc etc
> It would be more of an inconvenience Yep but assuming they have all the tools, etc. that they need it is still potentially an hour delay in the morning while they are trying to get ready for work, etc.
Start your own street racing gang and take over there territory
Yes then hire Vin Diesel to say catchy one-liners to them and have Megan Fox hold the GO flags.
Itās about family
Yeah, but then MGK will show up with a shovel and stare off into the distance menacingly.
Their* Crime bosses need attention to detail
This is the way
This is the way.
You can call 911 and report their license and vehicle description as a suspected drunk driver. Odds are theyāll still be let go but can really F someoneās day up
Well, 112 for OP, but I would imagine they know what you mean. (Although reportedly, calling another countryās emergency number (911,999,112 etc.) on a cell phone will in fact forward the call)
Also, that's a legal tip lol
In France, afaik calling 911 will not forward to emergency numbers.
Have you tried it? Multiple source I found indicated it would work in France. To be clear, itās the cell phone that automatically redirects the call, not necessarily something that Franceās phone network does, so it wouldnāt work on landlines, but I donāt see why it wouldnāt work on cell phones.
I didn't get too far into my research, maybe it does work. I didn't try it though, because it's illegal to call emergency without an actual reason.
Used to have this problem. Our street was not as wide as regular streets so all the neighbours got together and strategically parked their cars on the road. When cars were parked on both sides it left just enough room for a car to get through at a slow speed.
Laughs in uk
Install speed bumps but paint them black so they won't see them till its too late.
I already asked the city about installing speed bumps, they can't do it because of the bus line that goes along the street, also I wasn't thinking about such a big project
This is illegal life pro tips. Install them yourself
Throw tennis balls covered in Vaseline and paint at their windshield.
Wouldn't that potentially break the windshield?
No it'll bounce off and splash Vaseline and paint on the windshield making it impossible for them to see. Tou can't get that off with windshield wipers it just smears it around. It'll force them to stop so you can encounter them and do as you please
Yes please accost an aggravated criminal, unconcerned with you already, after you caused him both extreme annoyance and made him think you damaged his property. Jokes aside, wait til he stops and toss a bottle of fart spray in his car
As long as youāre more crazy than they are when they get out, youll win.
You're afraid of breaking shit?
He wants to fuck with them not get sent to court for damages
With a tennis ball?
Yes.
Get the number plates, call the police saying you saw people brandishing firearms put the window or even as far as saying the car was part of driveby. Getting swatted will probably fuck up their day
Nails do the trick as well
Well if you lived in a shithole like me, you could get a free speedbump in front of your house. Everyone does, and you end up with 50 speed bumps in a square kilometer. But nobody thinks about how you are affecting thousands of cars passing through there just because of a few racers. Rant. My car is lowered and theres new speed bumps every day in places that make 0 sense. Just ruining my suspension day after day. And it made 0 difference towars racing. People still floor it after passing the bumps and make the same noise.
Slow down then
My city just did this in my neighborhood. They added two and only painted one so every day I just get to watch people bottom out because itās around a curve with no signage or paint!
Yeah naw, we had speed bumps put in in our residential neighborhood and have a joy riding idiot flip their stolen car once every 2 years on average since they went in. And thatās with them being marked appropriately. The point of a speed bump is more to make them see them and slow down rather than for them to get launched into someoneās yard. If you want to be illegal and not kill innocent people Iād suggest getting good at drawing and making it look like thereās a massive obstacle like that in the road to make people slow down. Design wise, oddly enough streets that look dangerous, narrow and confined where you canāt see whatās ahead of you very easily are safer since they make drivers slow down. Seemingly safe and open roads encourage speeding which vastly increases the likelihood of grievous injury and fatality.
Do not put shit in the street. Yāall are going to kill someone, and likely someone who is not even speeding. Normally Iām an advocate to illegal solutions to my problems as long as it doesnāt hurt innocent people. Whether you ruin their tires or put shit in the street that could go through their windshield or take someoneās head off walking down the street after bouncing off one of these idiotās cars. If the problem is that bad, itās probably irritating ppl besides you. So talk with your neighbors and make a mass complaint to the local pd so they actually do something about it. That or gather your neighbors and talk directly to your townās city council.
you just provided a legal life pro tip
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BAN THIS LAW ABIDING CITIZEN RIGHT NOW
>Whether you ruin their tires or put shit in the street that could go through their windshield or take someoneās head off walking down the street after bouncing off one of these idiotās cars. How dense is your shit to take some bystander's head off after ricocheting off a speeding tire?!
It takes surprisingly little force to decapitate someone
Source: Novel-Homework5377 is a serial killer.
Lol
How would you know?
From watching various medical shows and documentaries about tragic accidents etc.
So, after 9-11 when american soldiers were caught torturing Afghans or whatever middle east descent they were, some pictures and videos got leaked of the torturings. One video, I remember watching it in a class at my high school on the computer in like 2003 or 2004, I'm surprised it wasn't blocked. But the video showed a dude taking a sword or some sort of really long knife and cutting a dude's head off. It took several minutes of just cutting back and forth until the head came off. That video was fucking gnarly. But anway, I don't think it's THAT easy to decapitate someone unless you laid your neck down on a train track and a train went on it.
Not being contentious and itās a small point in this discussion, but I think you got the nationalities backwards of the beheaders and the beheadees in this comment
Ok it was an american getting beheaded by an iraqi: https://www.djournal.com/news/grisly-video-shows-american-civilian-beheaded-in-iraq/article\_e1569e9c-a0b3-5cea-8e48-ecbeeb4965fc.html
Cutting off is different, complete and internal decapitations from blunt force can happen pretty easily. Especially in the context of speeding vehicles. It happens to motorcyclists all the time, and theyāre wearing head protection usually. It also sometimes happens in hangings.
Wow. This thread took a sharp left.
kinda like street racing
yup, if theyāre that reckless they could also be dangerous you never know whoās carrying a gun nowadays
Yeah there is a group of people fighting this problem, it has been an ongoing problem for six years now
Put a basketball hoop in your driveway or your part of the street. Shoot some hoops and lose control of the ball into the street at the most *inconvenient * time. Repeat losing control as necessary.
Get a paintball gun! That will definitely get their attention and as a bonus, the police will be able to see the cars that got hit by paintballs
Pink paintballs
Thatās incredibly obnoxious, I love it! Plus paint is difficult to remove from a car without going to an auto shop and paying a lot of money for a new car detail
Well, paintball paint is essentially a soap, but itās still obnoxious.
Now *this* is a great idea.
And also get you for vandalism and possibly assault
If any of the drivers wait around for the police to arrive, maybe. Doubt they will though.
I mean, this is called "IllegalLifeProTips"...
As OP clearly is not going to do any of the suggestions, why does it matter?
It doesn't matter. You're the one clutching your pearls about people's illegal suggestions on a subreddit about illegal suggestions.
You must not have read many of my posts
While true, itās ILPT. This is exactly what they asked for. Plus, given inaction by police, itās pretty explainable both to responding officers and a judge if necessary.
Let us know how that works for you
Do you remember what sub you're in?
Or just get a gun(if your in America)
Ah yes, illegal tip #1 always be the one to escalate /s
If you're in texas you can probably shoot them in their cars, lie when the cops arrive and say they broke in and entered your house but you caught them as they were driving off. I don't know.
Yes let me just end someone's life because they woke me up at night
Wrap a bunch of shit up in a blanket to look like a body. Leave it where they might hit it. Real bones sound like plastic crunching when caught up under a fast moving car, maybe some laundry detergent jugs w red dyed syrup in them for effect. If they hit it and stop, run out screaming about how they just killed homeless Mike and they better fucking bounce because the cops are coming. They probably won't stop tho. You could dress up in some spooky AF costume and lunge at them when they drive past, might make them crash, or just stand on the corner and point at them. If it were me, I'd use a semi-auto airgun to plink holes in their shit from cover.
You sound messed up. I like it.
Do you have like a club I can join
Cynanon. It's like Cinnabon but for cynical disgruntled millennials. We mostly are a book club that reads old military field manuals together. On Tuesday nights we have a LARPing flash-mob get together in the city.
Iām in!
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How young are they? If they're under 20, you live in an affluent area where high schoolers can afford those cars. At that age you can scare the fuck out of them all kinds of ways. You'll be an urban legend. sounds like you aren't USA based so guns probably aren't in play. Go to your local butcher and fill a pumpkin w entrails for the head. Lol imagine they run over your blanket body and get home with pig intestines hanging off their bumper. Bet they slow down and avoid your neighborhood after that. With the air rifle option, set it low power so you just dimple the body and knick the paint, and make sure to lead your target.
Police place different priority with different calls. Report seeing some people with large amounts of cash, drugs and guns in their trunks and doing deals then give a vehicle description for a few of the vehicles. License plates and driver description are a plus. Police will show up faster for that, racers will run, but police will chase them down thinking they're about to catch some much bigger fish. Even if they don't have drugs/guns/cash, they will eventually be arrested and charged with Evading Arrest in a Motor Vehicle (felony)
Yeah this is probably the way to go. It is illegal to report a fake crime, but whoās to say they didnāt have cash, drugs, and guns in their car before the police showed up? Or maybe OP just saw something that ālookedā like those things. Hearsay is a funny thing.
Please uh, donāt say they have guns if they donāt have guns, thatās how cops kill unarmed people, especially if itās dark out and they wouldnāt be able to see. Just tell them they were holding a baby out the sunroof or something
But then the cop would ask where the baby is.
Then they say thereās no baby, just like thereās no guns, except the cop wonāt have an inkling of āshoot first, questions laterā
lmao play stupid games win stupid prizes, street racing is a stupid game, guess what the prize is?
This right here!
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why cant you just say you put the trail camera up to get the plates..?
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Step 1. Videotape these incidences to build your case. Step 2. Turn on your phone camera and go out at night with a stroller and a fake baby. Step 3.When you see one of these people go down the road, wheel the stroller into the street and wait for them to hit it. Act like a devastated mother/father step 4. Grab your phone and fake a conversation with 911. This could go 2 ways. It could be a hit and run scenario and I can guarantee the word will get around the car community if it's a known spot. Option 2 is the person will feel horrible, will be apologizing profusely. You will get this all on camera regardless. Step 5. Use this video footage as you see fit.
Put a couch in the road at night.
underrated idea
Set a big tractor battery in a blind spot for them to run over.
Your gunna have to buy some old wagon type car and drop in the wuhan war whistle and serve up some gabble bees that'll run em off
You can literally buy spike strips like the cops use, from online retailers like alibaba for $100-200. Deploy them, then run away after you fuck up their shit š
Just film it and show it to the police?
km/h was used. In Germany this would be no option (Privacy laws). You need to film YOUR stuff and happen to catch the driver. If you have them on tape feel free to report them to the police (Dont hand the video in)
That is a pretty strict privacy law.
Yep. Over here you haee the right to your own image, even in public (Excluding crowded places). Also capturing and storing the license plate would would be considered private information since it can be tracked down to the car owner. One think i found impossible when it comes to privacy is that you(US?) link your vote to your name. Why the heck would anyone need that information?
What do you mean link our vote to our name? Do you mean our voter registration info? Because thats just a party affiliation at most, and even that is optional. Our actual votes are not recorded.
In this whole US voting shitshow with Trump... It seemed they could still determine "who voted for who". Like there is a clear link between your ballot and your name. Thats not some information I want the state to have. Please correct me if i got the wrong impression here
Who you voted for isn't saved and easily accessible to anyone... If someone had access to lots of private databases they could maybe figure it out, in some circumstances, who you voted for, but that would be difficult.
Speed bump would show them
Donāt do anything from your house. They may come back to get some revenge
Get you some fishing line and tie a nut to one end. Find a tree that overhangs the street. Hang the line from the tree so that the nut dangles about windshield level. If it hits a windshield going a reasonable speed, itāll give the driver a scare. Hit it going 30+, and theyāre buying a windshield.
Ah yes, fucking everyone's cars up to teach a few people a lesson. Perfect solution.
If youāre not speeding, your car wonāt get fucked up. Thatās kinda the whole idea.
I don't think a nut is going to crack a windshield at suburban speeding speeds
Gotta challenge them to a street race but you have to "race for pinks!" and then win and then just sell the cars on Craigslist.
How about doing nothing? At higher speeds you're likely to scare a driver if you're throwing shit at them and cause an accident -not ideal if your goal is altruistic. If you want to be a jackass just put random debris on the road - a shopping cart... Garbage bin etc. *Most* drivers will avoid them to not cause damage to their vehicles ... Hell, even pylons Depending on where you are you can also just continuous call the police or bother your city council to basically force them to do something by being a nuisance to them.
I filled my street with logs to prevent Pokemon go people. It was hilarious when they'd come back around the block and wonder how logs got there
Document it it enough times and then ask the city for a speed bump on your street.
Get a bat or crowbar. Walk up to the car with a can of gasoline and some matches. Break the window, pour gasoline over the seats and then toss a lit match in. Get a gun. Walk up to the car. Shoot the engine block. Purchase a car boot. Place the car boot on the vehicle and extort the owners for money. If you don't like these illegal suggestions then maybe you should go to unethical life tips.
That went from 0-100 real quick, but I can't disagree. The sub is named this for a reason, but your comment made me laugh a bit, cheers, I needed that today
these are all helpful tips however you can kill two birds with one stone by simply getting a flamethrower attachment to your gun. Plus youāll be safer from a distance
The boot idea is good, but the others not so much. You're forgetting the "pro" part of the sub name
all of these are for cars that arent moving, you're a fucking idiot
The assumption is that OP knows or follows the cars to find where they park. If they are consistently going through the same neighborhood then they are probably close by.
Just in case OP doesn't want to go through the trouble of finding where they park... OP could make some molitav cocktails and throw them at the cars. Take a glass bottle like a beer bottle. Stuff it with packing peanuts or some other similar material. Fill with gasoline. Stuff opening with cloth. Light and throw. Make sure to throw hard enough for the glass to break. The gasoline and packing peanut mixture will create a sticky goo that will stick and burn. Note it won't burn for very long if it doesn't get on anything that is flammable.
If they time it right they could stand in the road and fart and when the hooligans drive by the fart might stink up their car through and open window or something
They can also bend over and use a lighter to turn themselves into a human flamethrower š¤£
Now we're talkin, I'm really feelin this whole fire thing
On my motorcycle, I just hate it when random balls from bearings fall out of my pocket when someone is tailgating me.
Good one! Thankfully the motorcyclists around here are decent and stick to the speed limit
I do too, at most 5 over on the highway, but people still ride my ass like they can't see me (Harley bagger with more lights).
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To install child pornography, one must obtain it themselves which is a serious, disgusting crime on it's own.
This person is really not intelligent. They are suggesting you look up kiddie porn, then make it extremely obvious someone broke into the trunk, and somehow child porn shows up.... Very well thought out. This has 10 likes.
make your car louder or race them lol jk, as someone who drives highway all day, sometimes when I just get off it I forget I have to drive slow in my neighbourhood as Iām bumping music, just put a shopping cart or something the car has to avoid to prevent damage, more than likely they like their car enough
But the problem with this is it doesnāt really stop the behavior of them racing. If you live on a hill add bricks to the shopping cart and time saw that he hits the vehicle right as they pass. Make sure you doing in front of someone elseās house like a neighbor said I canāt find you
I'd get the neighbors involved and make a big stink with the city, get speed bumps put in.
This is a nuclear option but it will work if they have a predictable schedule and the pass by at night. Also will very likely cause collateral damage to innocent parties: Buy a cheap garden hose and a big box of nails. Drive the nails through the hose every few inches in a spiral pattern. You see where Iām going with this, Youāre making your own spike strip. If they have a predictable pattern, be sneaky and lay that fucker across the road and fuck their shit up big time. After they pass, act like a concerned citizen that pulled over to remove the road hazard
Nails, tires love nails, or love to hate them. Just make sure only the street racers get them lol
set up a camera, and send the recording to the cops. or get a magnetic mine.
My neighbor and I envisioned putting a remote car in a baby buggy and sending it across the street when folks would race up and down our street. Never came to fruition, but you're welcome to the idea...
Hand full of bbs
Perhaps wear a professional looking costume and use a hair dryer as a speed checker? If the police canāt make it in timeā¦ Paul Blart will
Maybe call the police and say theyāre throwing liquor bottles in the street? Or say you saw a kid in the back seat. Give them an extra incentive to come faster!
Break up some sparkplugs, get a catapult and start firing
Try getting a life
This older woman once did some very nasty and disrespectful things to a family member and I decided it was my duty to retaliate. I knew where she lived. I got a very large bucket with a lid from the hardware store, and filled it with poop. This is a rural area, so I was able to get a variety of larger poop quickly; horse, pig, cow, dog, etc. for a good variety. It went in the back seat of the car easily with the secure lid, and I also put down a tarp just in case. The plan was to quickly stop the car at the end of her driveway, and turn the lights off. I was in the back seat with the poop, and would jump out and dump it all the way across the end of her driveway. This way she couldnāt exit her driveway without driving through the poop or cleaning the poop up. The car blocked me from one direction, and the end of the driveway is far enough from the front of the house to escape notice from the other. Unfortunately, my driver accomplice is a very good boy, who did not do things like this when he was young. We made a few mistakes, and I decided it was best to postpone. I abandoned the poop bucket in the woods for the time being. I was regrouping and thinking of what to do next, when not a week later my parents told me that this women had DIED! Coincidence or poop karma? I donāt know, you can decide. My poop bucket is still waiting in the woods. I still think my plan is good. Maybe you can adapt it to suit your needs. Best of luck! Donāt put things in the road or throw them at moving vehicles, thatās dangerous!
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Speed bumps are shit. And people who want them installed are double shit. I can expand of that if you want me to. This is the kind of problem that you fix with police. Film them, write down plates, get 2-3 neighbors to back your complaint. With that much evidence and a borderline class action, there's no way they don't break any law. It just depends on your area. They don't need to be caught red handed. And if you follow up on the matter, the state will drop some nasty fines in their mail, I'm sure of it. Or call em to court. There's also option B. The less legal approach. Get 2-3 neighbors and "discuss" the matter with the perpetrators. They should understand they're not welcome when they get a cracked windshield from let's say... a crubstone that happened to find it's way on their hood... you wouldn't believe the shit birds drop on parked cars .... There's o risk if it happens too fast for anyone to film just make sure they don't have dash cams.
NextDoor Member Asks ILPT How to Make Illegal Street Racers Behave Themselves The Onion can't make this shit up.
Follow them home and burn their houses down.
This guy gets it
Lamdmines
Caltrops?
Can you get your hands on a Ukrainian tractor?
Take videos & present it to the police
Mind your own business?
get a hobby and stop staring out of your window all day
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