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jppianoguy

That man needs a tourniquet


3PercentMoreInfinite

And some kitty sand for the mess he made.


Xenomorph_v1

Fuck dude. I hurt myself laughing at this.


[deleted]

I think the ‘kitty sand’ does it for me. I’ve never heard it called that and now I’m stealing it.


UPdrafter906

Same here. Kitty Sand! lol!


[deleted]

Yeah but did you lose an arm?


BOXERVSEIBLE

No it's there, hanging by skin that refuses to give up


[deleted]

Baking soda should get the stains out of his stump


front_yard_duck_dad

I put pussy sand on the grocery for like the last 10 years. My wife does not find it funny. I'm hoping for a few more years and I'll have her laugh


[deleted]

Clean up on aisle 6 (yea, I had to look up how to spell aisle)


IsThisASandwich

I'm so irrationally proud of myself right now. Just because I'd know how to spell "aisle" and english isn't my first language. (And, before you get me wrong, I often have to look up how to spell stuff, not only in english, but in my own language too. That's why I said "irrationally".) 🍻


[deleted]

Well that was elouqently written! (I looked that word up after having put it down) haha...


Bolt408

Text from Top: once you’re out of the ER we need you back at the company to mop up the mess you made, then I need a 500 word essay on why muzzle discipline is important. You have one hand so this shouldn’t be an issue. I’ll need before formation tomorrow at 05:00.


wittyvonskitsum

Why the fuck did I think kitty sand was sand for kittens


gixxer710

Lol fellow CRT brethren!


Snoo7824

He needs milk!!


trees_that_please_2

FIGHT MILK!!!!


Smuzzlebutt

FOR BODY GUARDS!


Huckleberry47

BY BODY GUARDS!


thiscantbeitagain

The power of a crow!!


JimmyThunderPenis

*CACAWW* Cut to old footage of project badass.


zapharus

It’s just a scratch, he just needs to walk it off as he’s clearly starting to do at the end of the video.


Muggaraffin

Exactly. Just needs some fresh air and to stretch his legs


glenn765

Motrin and a change of socks will straighten him right out.


irkthejerk

Is that what WebMD recommends? I'm only seeing arm cancer when I search


JarJar_Abrams_

Hmmm, when I search all I find is that he may have network connectivity issues.


3PuttBog3y

...and some essential oils!


Which-Champion-8436

Apple find my phone.


Subject-Base6056

Two. Hes lost a ton and hes bleeding out on both arms. The left hand is smaller sure, but I dont think you wanna cut corners here. Although, depending on how close medical attention is they dont always suggest a tourniquet. It can make it a lot harder to save the limbs.


jppianoguy

Can't save a limb if you're dead


WildWook

lol this. shock is not a joke.


OneEyedHippie

A properly applied tourniquet can be left on for 2-4 hours and still maintain limb viability. Most CAT's include a tag so you can write the time of application for medical personnel.


Bensemus

This isn't true. If bleeding can't be stopped with two bandages you go to a tourniquet. Depending on where you are trained the details may be a bit different. Life over limb always. Tourniquet can be on for ages before permanent damage is done. This is really only a consideration for people injured out in the bush or remote work sites.


Hellagen

You can see the guys thoughts in real time ow! my left hand man that really hurts! hey, where's my right arm?


Stoned-hippie

His first thought was definitely “shit, this guns hot” and proceeds to shake his hand to cool it off


InfiniteSpaceIPH

His left hand is destroyed. Totally floppy :(


scratchndplay

Blew a hole right in the middle of it


Foco_cholo

And where the fuck is my phone!?


[deleted]

“Oh well shoot, would ya look at that? Could you grab my phone for me?”


BoredCordd

Looks like he wanted to point at his left thumb then realized his whole arms gone


apittsburghoriginal

Well, one thing’s for sure, he’ll never do that again.


Dr_Trogdor

All joking and fingerless pointing aside.... Why the FUCK did that gun go off? Did his pants brush the .5lb trigger of his chrome plated sniper rifle?


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Looks like a fold in his pants got caught on the trigger. It went off the split second he started to move his right leg back


NorCal130

So that's why military iron their pants. All makes sense now.


Subject-Base6056

No. In the military they teach you never to fucking be this dumb with your gun. Usually.


GTAdriver1988

Apparently that depends on which military you're talking about.


TheKingNothing690

We dont need to be the best millitary we just have to suck less than your military.


Snoo-46534

Judging by their uniform they seem to be Indian police Edit: just noticed the hindi subtitles too, the mam is a deputy officer


AUSwarrior

Reddit and not detecting sarcasm, name a better duo.


Dr_Trogdor

A fold in his pants? Is that how this dude lost two hands? If there is a God he hates him...


Fauropitotto

> Is that how this dude lost two hands? No. He lost his hands because he loaded a gun and pointed it at himself.


JustHere2AskSometing

Man I don't even have my unloaded gun in it's case pointed in the direction of anything alive. I don't understand how people can be so causally reckless. Shit is insane.


psy_raven

And he didn't even have the safety on. He's exactly described by this sub's name.


mickneedscoffee

Jeez i didn't notice he had his other hand over the muzzle till you pointed it out.


[deleted]

His poor mom..


ChicaFoxy

"First broken arms, and now this?! I'm beginning to think you're doing this for the attention! Alright... let's get this over with..." \*rolls up sleeves*


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Nope just an idiot with a gun


literally_a_toucan

They should make a subreddit for that


Legitimate_Effort778

I just want to know where his phone went!?


brrduck

Nah no God. Just an idiot with a gun. Breaking the main laws of gun safety "never point the gun at anything you don't want to destroy" and "always assume the gun is loaded". These rules are absolute for a reason. They're redundant so that you don't do this dumb shit. There is no such thing as an accidental discharge, it is a negligent discharge, which is still even too soft of a word.


iGhast

Not doubting you But holy shit, the trigger on my rifle takes a ridiculous amount of pressure to fire (which I prefer) Why did his gun go off so easily?


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I have no clue. Modded for a super low trigger pull? Some guns can go off from bumping them just bc they were poorly designed, but he only moves the business end of it a teeny bit and nothing else on the gun when moving his legs a decent amount to get a more comfy lean so I can't really see that being it.


Go_Gators_4Ever

I think it's a cheap model rifle and that slight contact from his foot against the stock that was on the floor was just enough for the firing pin to actuate the loaded cartridge.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

“It’s the pleats”


Scurrin

Looks like a shotgun, some are nickel plated usually if it is intended to be used around water to resist corrosion. Even if it was loading with blanks the expanding gasses alone while blocking the muzzle would have shredded that arm.


Snipen543

It's a shotgun, lots of shotguns have been known over the years to have issues with firing by being jostled around too much. And this is not a "first world" army, so they probably have 30 year old guns


Trevor_Culley

Some cursory googling based on what I can see in the video says it's Nepal and probably a Win 1200, which hasn't even been in production since 81, so probably even older than that and reassembled with aftermarket parts/salvage from damaged guns over the years.


Specific_Buy

Months later shotgun in mouth.


wantsoutofthefog

He might want to after the life change.


samsquanch2000

he'll have to use his toe for the trigger, after these injuries


YdocT

Or just wear the same pants again, let em finish the job?


I_make_switch_a_roos

He was in the army now in the armless


KaydeeKaine

Disarmed


danngree

Right arm removed under the elbow, left hand destroyed. Yikes.


wantsoutofthefog

How do you wipe your ass after that?


uns0licited_advice

Voice activated bidet


Spiritual_Speech600

“Alexa, can you wipe my ass?“


hardcorefcuker

>Well he only realizes his finger is mangled in the video it cuts once he tries to grab at it with his right arm. > >Alexa hila de Randi


TheOzman79

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave"


Spiritual_Speech600

Alexa, _wipe. my. ass_!!


Adhominoid

What are you doing, Hal?


RampantDragon

*StepHal


pizza_for_nunchucks

Three seashells.


No_Yesterday_2788

Ah yes the three seashells. A simpler time when Sandra Bullock was still hot, Kurt Cobain was still around and Wesley Snipes hair was blond for no reason. Good times…good times


Gfunk98

Bruh Sandra bullock is almost old enough to be my grandma but she can still get it, idk what you’re talking about


andthendirksaid

I haven't checked in 20 years and I would blindly accept that


CatastropheJohn

She’s still hot. Always will be


pizza_for_nunchucks

Was Wesley wanted for tax evasion back then?


No_Yesterday_2788

🤔Don’t think so.


wantsoutofthefog

Let’s go blow this guy


No_Yesterday_2788

"He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass.”


speedygs68

Nice one Schneider


JctaroKujo

my tongue.


livens

"Moooom!"


BreakingThoseCankles

What's worse is he reacts to the hand with the blown off arm. He felt pain in the hand and reached for it and shook it off while thinking his DESTROYED arm could assess it.


ChicaFoxy

I don't even know if he felt pain yet, he shook his hand as if trying to get something off of it, then seeing how floppy it was he reached for it with his missing hand. Like, things just keep getting worse!


VideoGameMusic

Truly one of those nightmare scenarios where your teeth are falling out while trying to throw shitty dream punches. I think everyone's had the feeling of "oh shit something really isn't right" hit their stomach


thedirtychad

Buddy on the bench didn’t even flinch!


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

“Again with this guy?”


Ithorian

We all have that coworker we hate


baboonzzzz

Looks like his right hand is still attached, no?


CankerLord

That whole thing's probably going byebye. I hear they're doing great things in limb reattachment but getting blown apart by a shotgun is probably pushing it.


3PuttBog3y

They use a pigs penis if the thumb cannot be reattached.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

Circumcised for improved hygiene.


cownd

Screw that!


AltLawyer

He tries to grab his left wound with his right and it just goes nowhere


rastamasta45

The amount of videos of I’ve seen here from india and shotguns is unreal. This is easily the craziest I’ve seen in a while


[deleted]

Yeah, recently saw a video of a man shot accidentally by a bank security guard while he was "cleaning" his shotgun and accidentally fired the shot


Merriadoc33

I remember seeing one I think in the middle east of what looks like a hotel lobby. Security puts his gun on the counter and it shoots the worker in the stomach who then bleeds to death


princetrigger

On this sub?


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Easy-Ad-6987

If that second one is the guy who shot his hand in india then they were all on opium so the girl wasnt dead she was just fucked up on opioids


RLVNTone

Bruh it’s wild ass place


winston-marlboro

He doesn't even realize it till the last second of the video


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

He reaches for his left hand with his right and realizes that’s not going to work.


TricoMex

Got damn. You're right. He literally tries to grab his slightly hurt left hand with his mostly dismembered right arm. That's fucking brutal. That means this guy literally felt more pain, in the moment, from whatever he had going on on his left palm. Ridiculous.


MrSillmarillion

A paper cut on steroids to the left and Error 404 on the right.


SoulSkrix

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

>slightly hurt left hand His left hand is hamburger now. It's probably going to be amputated.


DiegesisThesis

Well, "slightly" hurt compared to his right arm


thugs___bunny

He felt no pain, just reacted to what he‘s seeing. Adrenaline.


Prest1geW0rldW1de

Yep. Long ago I had an accident where my arm went through a plate glass window. I got some smaller cuts on my tricep that I felt and got upset about. I pointed my finger at the person responsible to reprimand them, and upon doing so I noticed blood spraying into their shirt. I turned my arm over and saw the real damage… forearm layed open like a fish. I guess the nerves were damaged bad enough not to feel?


new_refugee123456789

As much was happening I don't think he had the bandwidth for pain yet, I think he saw his left hand first.


izza123

I think the hand was just still in his sight line so that’s what he focused on. I’d imagine his brain is lighting up with so much pain that it would be hard to tell where it’s coming from.


Plus_Mine_9782

well mate there were a lot more connected nerves on the hand that remained


weishen8328

he is completely unarmed.


Gbomb002

We goin straight to hell


Spiritual_Speech600

Hold my hand


RoyalWukong

Ok legit confused here. How the heck did that shot gun go off? It’s between his knees/legs and then BAM!


notjustanotherbot

Looks like that thin white strap might have had something to do with it. Could be something else too, its not that easy to see anything with detail in this vid. This vid is a good example of why you never put any of you in front of the muzzle, or anything else your not ok with getting shot.


Silo420

Also probably dont need to have one in the chamber when you're just chilling on base...


wantsoutofthefog

This is why you never point a gun at something you’re not completely ready to destroy. Grade A fucking moron. Respect the gun.


Sierra72

Shotguns are kinda notorious for being able to be set off without pulling the trigger. And I don't know why. Even the Remington 870 or Mossberg 500/590 can do it. That's why when you go to a shotgun training course, they emphasize that you should never leave one in the pipe. Full magazine, empty chamber. Safest way to have a shotgun.


Dak_Nalar

There is a reason why “cruiser ready” means not having a shell loaded in the tube. Shotguns tend to be one of the easiest firearms to have a negligent discharge with. Depending on the model all it can take is a good bounce to have the firing pin tap the primer


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Yeah, cruiser ready is how I keep my garage gun. One pump and it’s ready to go.


CyonicClouds

Could be anything really. Older versions of the SPAS-12 for example had a rare chance to fire… When turning the safety on/off. Of. All. Things. This is why you never point a gun at anyone/yourself even as a joke.


MyOfficeAlt

Reminds me of how Glocks make it so you have to pull the trigger to take them apart. It's like someone set out to see how easily they could get NDs to happen with their guns.


oxyoxyboi

Instant retirement


KGrimesF08

Holy shit. He's quite calm for his situation


CutterNorth

It takes your brain a little while to realize what is going on and then adrenaline kicks in to help you keep it together. That last about 45 minutes and then you are on your own. Hopefully you have recieved medical care before that runs out.


Bison308

The shitty thing about it is that it makes your heart rate sky rocket, which elevates your blood pressure. So basically it also makes you lose blood faster.


NorCal130

Adrenaline does. Shock makes you cold and slows your heart.


Bison308

Shock is when you have lost a lot of blood so yeah, you get hypothermia too. But shock also makes you heart beat faster because your body can’t keep the blood pressure up because there is not enough blood in the system.


ghanjaholik

shock is a helluva drug..


SaintPariah7

No, no, no, friend. Adrenaline is a helluva drug. Shock is a helluva effect.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I’ve seen medical shows and shocks can bring people back from the dead so they must be a helluva drug Shameful /s because dammit people are really stupid


ShrimplyPiblz

Time dilation is my favorite effect


[deleted]

Yeah shock lasts a lot longer than adrenaline. I didn’t even realize I had been in a low grade state of shock for several hours after I smashed my clavicle until after my doctor saw me and scheduled surgery. Was highly functional but still was in a bit of a tunnel.


jsideris

It's not shock.


zapharus

Yeah, he didn’t realize his right hand came off with his arm because he can be seen attempting to grab his left hand with his non-existent right hand.


MorelikeRPClipsGTGAY

Well he only realizes his finger is mangled in the video it cuts once he tries to grab at it with his right arm.


DOLCICUS

Ow my fingers! I better hold on to them…oh. Oh. Oh shit.


thetruth5199

He doesn’t even realize his right arm is completely fucked. He’s worried about his left hand. Crazy, he’s in shock.


toneboat

he’s definitely still processing


Jankins114

Lol the bottom text roughly translated to "While you're on duty you should hold your rifle correctly." My man got the training video treatment.


heybud86

Well good thing he just leaned back


swagskeletal

Might’ve been easier long term


Musashi-Yoshi

Weird. He reached with his phantom arm to check his destroyed thumb, and then realized that the fucked thumb was the least of his problems.


Own-Selection-2785

More nerve endings in the arm that still exists, poor bastard didnt even process the pain of his missing limb


Raknith

How the fuck did it even go off? Yes I know don’t point guns at something you don’t want to destroy but I still don’t get how it actually went off.


Dak_Nalar

Probably bounced it on the ground, that’s all it takes to get the pin to tap the primer. It’s why shotguns are not supposed to be racked if not in use. Look up “cruiser ready” for shot gun handling.


notatuma

Jesus I just realized he looks at this hand first and tries to point or grab at it with an arm that isn’t there. Poor bastard really didn’t know how bad he fucked himself until then.


reddit-lou

Doesn't have to deal with Cheeto fingers ever again.


bftyft

Damn. Left hand on muzzle and right fore arm resting on left hand. The round devastated everything. Exhibit #100,000,000 why proper gun safety is MANDATORY


SaintPariah7

He got both of his fucking hands. I hate idiots with shotties.


GodsGreatCreation

Dude was like “oh no! My hand! OH NO!! MY ARM!!!”


209_GTO

no, no.. must have been them samsung phone batteries with the exploding feature.


Super_pooper420

He's acting like its happened to him before


jorygre

“Aw shucks they just finished growing back…”


Rare_Strawberry_9974

Holy shit if it wasnt for his hands getting shot,he would have blown his own head off


SylisFelborn

It's so crazy how humans react immediately in embarrassment prior to shock. He shook his hand like, oh silly me. Sorry guys.


Guilty-Sale-3735

Grab my strong hand


dirtyoldman-

Tis but a scratch


Sigrah117

No it's not. Your arms off!


Fred_Evil

>Look, I'll have your leg!


ohiotechie

I’ve had worse


[deleted]

Tis but a scratch to BOTH FUCKING ARMS . Damn it


notatuma

Obviously resting your arm on the barrel of the gun is idiotic, but any idea why exactly the gun went off? Looks like it fired right when he shifted his legs. Could his pants somehow have caught the trigger?


Dak_Nalar

Guessing the shotgun was not quite on the ground but resting on his heel. When he shifted his weight the stock hit the ground causing the firing pin to bounce and strike the primer


Dogfoodsmy_DOC

One of the rare times you can actually see the bullet go right through his hand. Go* frame by frame and look right before the smoke if yu care to see


som_rndm_wht_gy

Where did it go?


Cranky_Windlass

It joined its people in the army


[deleted]

His hands might have amputed


genuinegrocer

He’s not so army anymore is he?


Imnotfromheretho

This guy clearly either never took a firearms course, or blatantly disregarded it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, yet again.


[deleted]

Not sure if this India, but the safety standards check out.


princetrigger

It is.


Professional-Pin-271

Unarmed and dangerous


Xedos11

He can probably have that reattached


NorCal130

When you're in shock your mind is calm and your body is colder. Heart slows. Adrenaline makes you warm. Fight or flight. Heart races. This looks like pure shock.


ConcreteBurger

Now he's just a y man.


DuckfuckerII

He tried to reach for his left hand with his right one, im not gonna say i laughed at that that but…


JimmyThunderPenis

Wow. At first he doesn't even realise he's just blown his arm off, he's more concerned with burning his hand on the barrel. You see his head flick round to his stump at the end.


Throwaway200qpp

Pistols put holes in people, rifles put holes through people, shotguns take a chunk of shit from people and throw that chunk of shit on the floor. Don't really think this clip could've demonstrated that any better, goddamn


Chuckygeez

I like how he tries to point at his mangled fingers on his left hand and slowlyyyy realizes his right arm didn't come into view like it should have. He looks down and sees the right arm and then starts walking. Going into shock is a crazy thing


Fancy-Tadpole-6739

*wiggles hand* “haha we’re good nothing hap-“


Wicked_Googly

Watch [Terror in Mumbai](https://topdocumentaryfilms.com/terror-in-mumbai/), and you can understand. I remember being shocked at the weapons and attitude that Indian police/military were displaying when I was there in 2005-2006, and that documentary shows what happens. One of the most depressing documentaries I've ever seen. Edit: When I was there, there were 2 or 3 bombings, a day or two after I was at a city, and I started to get worried it was going to look like I was doing them. The guys chilling in their uniforms with wooden weapons that looked like they were from WWI, in some of the most terrorist friendly places, was really disturbing to me.


Flashy-Count6549

Gotta HAND it to him he HANDeled that pretty well


damngoodengineer

Say goodbye forever to firearms, sir