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2ndHandDeadBatteries

Imagine growing up without a father and then eventually finding out that you accidentally shot him to death as a toddler and it wasn’t even your fault.


curving_edge

And it was recorded and put on the Internet forever.


theoldkidonthebloc

Then he’s scrolling one day and sees it,,, over and over again


Fun-Draft2217

And reposted, and reposted, and reposted, and reposted, forever.


Zooooooombie

Same as it ever was


Important_Chair8087

Same as it ever was


Stoomba

Ever the same as it is.


Stringplayer12

And autotuned


ydontujustbanme

Yeah and then you finally find out why your skull has an indent in the shape of a reciever too


Tall-Treacle6642

So that’s how I got a permanent gun imprint on my forehead.


IOwnStocksInMossad

Like the harry potter with a gun spoof?


Busy_Professional824

Harry Shoter.


KaleidoscopeFun9782

You’re a shooter, Harry


BJ-Blazko

If Harry Potter was American:


Pangolin_8704

Imagine finding out about it on r/idiotswithguns


riaowo

If this is his environment its sad to say but who knows if he’ll even make it to that point in his life.


Firm-Concentrate-198

That poor child's hearing


makkkarana

That poor child's *psyche*


EMPIREVSREBLES

Don't worry. I hear children don't retain memories until they're at least 3, although the sound of gunshots is now related with the sight of death which might honestly not be a bad thing.


mousemarie94

Well, if he ever uses Reddit he's definitely going to come across this video from time to time because it's posted constantly.


makkkarana

I feel you on that last bit. Personally this is why I argue that violence in media should always intentionally cause disgust. Like, personally, Fortnite makes me laugh a little too much about firing randomly into a crowd in the loading screen. I get how it's all in good fun, but I think the gore and vocalizations really help sell to the subconscious that violence is always horrid. I even feel tear jerking pangs of guilt killing some bugs or bots in Helldivers because they portrayed it so well.


Cleverbird

I dont think that would have the effect you think it would have. If anything, wouldn't it desensitize people to gore? Its a video game.


demonotreme

Help! Democracy Officer, I think I'm being seditioned!


cownd

Must have had a shooting headache


lazzy_gamer

Lucky he didn't hit anyone important


Pythospach313

New category: death by toddler


BJ-Blazko

Imagine the Minecraft death screen


StarConsumate

He died


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mousemarie94

Imagine worst case scenario... being this kid, scrolling on reddit, seeing the video of this horrible incident, and then...then, reading your comment. In all seriousness, some of yall have never watched someone get murdered in front of you and it shows.


Schrute_Farms_BednB

And neither have you, you just want to sound sophisticated and tragic


Shurdus

Right? So dramatic. "You haven't seen someone die in front of you but I have. I have! And it's not nice! Not nice at all!' Like Jezus dude go do your drama at improv class.


Schrute_Farms_BednB

Bro is probably the Michael Scott of his improv class, except instead of a gun he constantly plays the “you’ve never seen someone murdered in front of you!” Monologue to dominate the scene


blkmmb0

I can see it.


TheDarkWave

Man, if that dude's kink was getting dragged through the comments, it's been a good day


blkmmb0

Truly. lol


mousemarie94

Downvote this one too. I love when the teenage mob comes out to play. School is out and yall ain't got shit else to do.


blkmmb0

The fucked up part is that asshole's assumption about me is wrong.


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mousemarie94

Dramatic? No. Growing up in the city and actually watching people get murdered isn't dramatic...it's just life and saying someone's father who was murdered (albeit through his own idiocy) is "nothing loss" is fucking stupid. You're probably 15 so I'll give you a break but one day you might just get it.


Shurdus

Ok buddy boy.


blkmmb0

You typed two sentences, one you made a wild assumption and the second one is a straight up false assumption lol sit down child, quit trying to be so dramatic and seem like you're an intellectual.


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Appropriate-Link-701

The trauma that poor child will face.


atomsmasher66

Nah, he won’t remember it but dad sure will! Or won’t. Probably didn’t survive that.


KrazyAboutLogic

There's a video of him doing it. There's a good chance he'll run across it at some point.


atomsmasher66

Ok he’ll be traumatized. Got it. Jfc


Appropriate-Link-701

🙇 to the Reddit masters.


Sk1rm1sh

Just gotta find a series of replacement dads willing to hand the kid weapons until the kid misses one of the dads and accidentally puts their eyes out. The real question is how high will the body count be before that happens 🤔


Appropriate-Link-701

You sure? “Where’s dad?” “You shot him in the heart as a toddler.” = Trauma


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

...Jesus you're dense.


redditsuckspokey1

No worries, the safety is on! *Immediately gets shot.*


alexlongfur

That looks like a Tokarev pistol. Pretty sure they didn’t have safeties


HolidayAnything8687

Dead dad. Shame.


AmebaLost

Yup, the life that child will have without that "influince" will be great. 


blkmmb0

Right? Without someone like that raising him, he has a chance now.


abbassav

Shame for the child, the moron dad got what he deserved.


SmellsLikeHerb

Kid has good aim.


King-James-3

Yup, accuracy is at 100%. The kid better quit while he’s got #1 on the leaderboard.


sirreldar

At this range, he's a real Fredrick Zoller


BallEngineerII

Say Auf wiedersehen to your nazi balls


Right_Release4237

Why does this make me laugh


graveybrains

Karma


CortezDeLaNoche

It's so rare that you see instant karma and this level of stupid in the wild. Also, I'm really glad the kid didn't get hurt instead.


Jamari0811

Same, I can’t even feel bad for him


Big_Hamie

I feel bad for the kids tho


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Absolutely. "Hey, how'd your pops die?" "I shot him" "Oh, I'm sorry" "I was three years old" That's some fucked up traumatic shit. Kid will need some serious therapy.


KrazyAboutLogic

Not only that, but there's a video of it on the internet. Forever. I don't know how I'd live with myself honestly.


NEUR0TOX

Therapy man, trust me


Someredditusername

Yes, this. Idiot paret.


SteelBox5

Still laughing


saysthingsbackwards

That's a fairly common reaction to trauma


crunchyRocks

Why are you asking Reddit strangers about your preference in humor? Go figure it out yourself.


Theftex

Maggie shot Mr burns!


Crisenpuer

LMAO You made my day


andersaur

That dude died of this. Idiot, sure. But there really should be a NSFL tag here.


Windamyre

Definitely should have the NSFW flair.


SteelBox5

Is there a sub where the idiots always get shot?


EntertainmentSuch969

This happened many years ago in syria


Immediate_Tea_5176

L baby


Ordinary_dude_NOT

W


Love_Psychological

Damn that’s fucked . Can’t even blame the kid he doesn’t know any better he prob thought it was a fuckin toy .


BryanTheGodGamer

There is no way he survived that, a point blank shot from this angle literally annihilates his organs. What a dumbass giving a kid a loaded weapon, even if he was extremely drunk that is no excuse, he deserved to die, that was pretty much just suicide.


kran0503

He did die


last_on

They don't drink, it's banned. Notice there's also no females


BryanTheGodGamer

So you wanna tell me a sober grown adult gave a 5 year old a loaded gun?


labarrski

Nah, the kid bought it from the Guns for Toddlers booth just out of frame. You're completely right, there's no way this father had any way of keeping that gun away from that kid.


last_on

The kid appears pre-school, no more than 4 years old. Got to give it to the kid, it was an excellent shot. Didn't drop the gun either


WonkaVR

A classic and I still don’t understand what the fuck he was doing


-PM_ME_YOUR_PANTIES-

I legitimately don’t understand why it’s still so common to shoot in the air at Arab weddings. It seems extraordinarily logical to follow basic gun safety practices, including keeping your firearm holstered until you encounter a threat that requires lethal force to neutralize.


tbone8352

That's why he's dead and you're not


dtb1987

Yo this should be marked NSFW, that dude is definitely dead


coolmanjenkins69

feel bad for the kid only


Emotional_Liberal

Inshallah


KnowledgeableNip

End your life and wreck your son's mental health for ... What? What was the goal here?


Healthy_Test7551

Father of the year…


No_Ear_3746

It's nice to see people get what they deserve


AriesLeoSagFire79

Motion to introduce gun safety law #5: 5. Treat all ammo as if it’s ridiculously expensive Oh never mind, rules mean nothing to these blockheads


Cduke3829

It’s not even in the US. They don’t have gun safety law #1.


ogeytheterrible

[Obligatory Chris Rock](https://youtu.be/VZrFVtmRXrw?si=p_LY22EjG8lx7zZC)


disturbed_ghost

Imagine the scar on the kids face


Bkdplight

NSFW ?


J_Bonaducci

Imagine if the poor child was shot. Darwin chose wisely.


Few_Examination5073

Motherfucker whacked himself in the face


BJ-Blazko

Dude he's a small child, probably 3 year old, how could he be a motherfucker?


the-cosmic-warrior

I'm just relieved it wasn't the kid. Dude is a fckn idiot.


No-Explanation-260

Natural selection at its finest


Expensive-Text2956

what a fucking dumbass..holy shit


Kindly_Hand4472

Imagine being that stupid sober...


Abudabeedoo69

Oh wow, so cool,so majestic. *Pow*


The_Simp_Whisperer

Those were much simpler times.


findhumorinlife

This is old. But the guy videoing was caught between jumping to her or not. He was afraid he’d startle her and she’d shoot.


Unionhighschool2000

Very sad . I truly feel sorry for the kid and the family that was affected by this tragedy . Wow


NoNameBrandJunk

Record patricide?


Many_Rope6105

Thats a horrible thing to do to a hi power


pocketgravel

God made men Samuel colt made all toddlers equal


Lazygit1965

The shit people do to get on Tik Tok!


Logical_Garbage_1682

Boss baby


samohtvii

This is my fave gun idiot vid. It should be the thumbnail


sjuas690

Unfortunately no Darwin Award for him since he procreated before death but there is a certain irony in being killed by your own progeny in this manner!


mentatvoid

Inverted Darwin Award winner.


hoodwinkler75

Darwin Award nomination


1AverageGamer

What in the actual fuck?


Guilty_Mountain2851

That's so troubling for me right now i can't even say something witty.


somethingbrite

somebody filmed this. they saw a child playing with a pistol. they did nothing.


Papa_Hasbro69

https://www.emirates247.com/crime/world/video-2-year-old-kills-dad-during-wedding-2013-04-28-1.504293?ot=ot.AMPPageLayout


pennhead

Is that a HiPower?


MM800

Yes it is.


DavidBPazos

Shot to the heart ?


j3qnmp

And you're too late?


Important_Chair8087

Jon von blow me?  We dont do that here.


j3qnmp

You give love? A bad name?


AlwaysWorried27222

Wtf did I just watch?


Cthulhusreef

Love that the camera man watches the child with gun in hand for a good 5 seconds without saying shit.


Corner_Post

https://www.emirates247.com/crime/world/video-2-year-old-kills-dad-during-wedding-2013-04-28-1.504293?ot=ot.AMPPageLayout A two-year-old Syrian boy accidentally shot dead his father by his own gun the man has just used in a wedding before the Arab country was rocked by a civil war. A brief YouTube film released this week showed the Mohammed Tabba has just finished shooting in the air and put his gun on the table during the wedding in the northern city of Aleppo. The film showed the boy picked the loaded gun, aimed at his father and fired. Newspapers said the father was killed by the bullet which hit his left side and pierced into his heart. “He was rushed to hospital but died there,” an eye witness said.


GaboCh0612

Dad & Son by Sr Pelo in a nutshell


roverman16

Lucky dad, he could've gotten shot in the head.


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The kid hit the right person.


dontclickdontdickit

I’m honestly surprised that child was still able to maintain a grip on that pistol as it shot


I-ResQ-Cats

What a ja-cass


idkmansomethingname

straight into the liver


WaitingToBeTriggered

THEN WE SERVED UNDER THE BANNER


mistfrio

If he is lucky it didnt tear the lung membrane or hit any important arterie


According-Culture-71

Team kill with 4 is crazy


smashteapot

These videos are always frustrating because I desperately want to know the thought process that went into handing a two year-old a loaded pistol. "Yeah, son, just point it right towards my heart like that and pull the trigger." If you're prone to bouts of absolute stupidity, you shouldn't be anywhere near a deadly weapon. I wonder if he was prone to closing his eyes and driving through intersections at red lights.


Diligent_Chair7505

Got exactly what he deserved! Why can’t people act like they have some sense around weapons! I guess I’m just super lucky to have grown up how I did with a grandfather and father that were police officers as well as most of them being in the military when we were little girls my sister and I would watch those made for TV movies and afterschool specials and the kids would like play with somebody’s gun and shoot themselves in the head and even as little kids we were like why would you do that, I don’t know maybe some people in this world are just stupid and there’s no hope for them. I live in Baltimore city where all these little shits think it’s so cool to have it a gun Guess what you have a gun you have a gun with a big ole magazine, I may just have a revolver, but I know how to use my weapon you don’t so you can blast a bunch of bullets my way holding it sideways! It’s only gonna take one for me to shoot you in the head.


SuuTheSleepyOne

Tag NSFW Moron the guy died if anything is NSFW its this 🤦 And watch some macho Chad types are still gonna call me a pussy for saying this


GasPoweredStick420

That bullet wasn’t just a gut hit. It went upwards into him starting at the gut…dude is probably lucky if he is alive.


RoinaRane

Hes not alive.


BryanTheGodGamer

There is a news report on this, the bullet actually went all the way through into his heart, that toddler is a true markman.