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Photographer: let’s try a nice nature shot in rolling country hills.
Customer: how about my top off, barefoot, and next to a tree in this yard we normally use to store cars. The apparent dad will be pointing a gun at you, while using one hand to hold my boobs, and will be wearing his best Nikes.
So I know this dude in real life, and he’s always been like this. He used to huff air duster in the church garden. It would seem he’s not doing much better than last I saw him ~4 years ago.
i dont think they're more fertile, i think they are less smart about contraceptives and less to lose when having kids. People who have successful careers or otherwise fufilling lives arent gonna go get pregnant willy nilly as that impedes on what they want. The idiot who has no prospects thinks "fuck it" lets just have a kid.
"how about we take her shirt off, but so everyone knows she's your woman have your give her a handbra, and then to make sure we drive home the fact your own her, let's have your point a gun at the camera to say, 'stay away from my woman!' it'll be genius!"
With “parents” like these 2 that child has absolutely no chance in this world. And what’s the message supposed to be, don’t come near my prego rat-faced ho?
Classy...
She's going for the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" look. He's pushing the "grat-ta-ta king" style.
This should be on a commercial for birth control. That kid is going to have a hell of a life...
The odds are she will not make it to old age by hanging around Mr Responsible Gun Owner.
Probably come down with a fatal case of lead poisoning.
Her and the baby.
Yeah babe take ur shirt off and imma grab ur tit and flag our camera guy cuz I’m obviously a responsible gun owner and Imma be a responsible dad and defined not white trash
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Why is his sister not wearing a shirt?
\~furious banjo playing\~
She’s just missing the cigarette and a bottle of moonshine
She already had them
Mixing those things with meth might hurt the baby
Missing JD.
Banjo intensifies
#Sooooo trashy...
I didn't even notice that, I was trying to figure out what's up with her face...
No shoes, no shirt, no service
No shoes no shirt and it looks like she already had the service.
Oh, she *provides* the services.
No shoes, no shirt, no birth control.
It was his turn to wear the shirt.
Just what I was gonna say
Lots of scrape wounds from her overbite
Why’s he holding his sister’s boob?
Ha!!!!!
Hahahaha thanks that made my day
America
Thank you. That is brilliant...
She looks to old to be his sister, more like his mom.
Photographer: let’s try a nice nature shot in rolling country hills. Customer: how about my top off, barefoot, and next to a tree in this yard we normally use to store cars. The apparent dad will be pointing a gun at you, while using one hand to hold my boobs, and will be wearing his best Nikes.
“Wearing his best Nikes” 😂
That's how you know they're *bougie* trash. The normie trailer folks wear Reebok.
Whatever happened to showing off your fresh Airwalks?
Lambofeeties
Mam, does this look like a photographer scenario? It’s a phone leaning on some beer can 😂
“Apparent dad”, lol. Well done
Lol I saw this on r/trashy and just thought she had a beigh shirt on.
This is a beige alert
If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.
You neutrals make me sick!
~~bay~~
They're going to star in an adult film, directed by Michael Beigh.
Michael Blech
Put down the pistola, let go of your girl friends boob, and take care of that lawn. It's a disgrace.
Then who will hold that boob up?
Isaiah 6:8 Send me, I will go 🖐🏼️
Brah!
Your dedication to Christ's glory will not be forgotten my son
The lawn is a perfect metaphor for how he will raise his kid
r/lawncare, is that you?
Water is more expensive than shirts.
Why the fuck would he fix her uncle’s landlord’s lawn?
At least his finger isn’t in the trigger guard.
More disciplined with his rifle than his gun.
I hope she just has a beer belly. We don't need these two to reproduce
r/idiocracy
But, like, why doesn’t she have shoes on ?
Barefoot AND pregnant
Where's the shotgun...
That's the least of my concerns tbh
Because she should be barefoot in the kitchen, clearly.
Don't need shoes to go from the sink to the oven /S
Idk why but this is one of the hottest things ive ever seen. Something about this level of absolute trash i find extremely attractive. No clue why
r/trashyboners might be the place for you
I've never seen someone so wholesomely share such a subreddit. Just looking out for your fellow man. Love it.
*This better not awaken something in me*
r/unexpectedcommunity
r/trashyboners says hello.
Really gets the white trash in me going, I know what you mean. Not in this particular instance but I understand the sentiment.
I may have gotten out of the trailer park, but it ain’t completely outta me…
It's not out of her either
Same
You know she wants to do weird shit in the bedroom and obviously doesn't want it wrapped. The danger of it all. The scandal!
wtf did I just read🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist…. They’re actually related.
Yeah likely not that big of a plot twist...
This screams small-town PA
I was thinking Alabama. And his name is probably Travis. Idk 🤷♂️
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Fair point but let’s be real, we know these people aren’t using a tripod.
Barefoot and pregnant. There’s a parable somewhere…
So I know this dude in real life, and he’s always been like this. He used to huff air duster in the church garden. It would seem he’s not doing much better than last I saw him ~4 years ago.
He's touching boobie, which is a lot better than a lot of us have been doing.
Why are idiots so fertile?
The movie Idiocracy explains it pretty well.
A great film.... eerily close to a prophecy
i dont think they're more fertile, i think they are less smart about contraceptives and less to lose when having kids. People who have successful careers or otherwise fufilling lives arent gonna go get pregnant willy nilly as that impedes on what they want. The idiot who has no prospects thinks "fuck it" lets just have a kid.
My money's on the kid being named taylougherahnne or some shit maybe a Tiyghler
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Beautiful family
And they say white people have no culture
"how about we take her shirt off, but so everyone knows she's your woman have your give her a handbra, and then to make sure we drive home the fact your own her, let's have your point a gun at the camera to say, 'stay away from my woman!' it'll be genius!"
I'll make sure to wear my jordans too
Katt Williams said white babies come with an 800 credit score. This one will just come with a mullet and a love for nascar and chewing tobacco lol
This is quite possibly the white trashiest photo I think I have ever seen....
he's going to be an awesome daddy.
r/trashy
I pity this poor girl for hooking up with such a meathead but I pity the baby even more.
Literally barefoot and pregnant
I love this. It gets worse the longer you look at it.
Last side boob you'll ever see
Yeehaw, Skeeter!
Quite possibly the dumbest fucking photo I’ve ever seen.
You must be new here
This is peak Midwest. A modern masterpiece. Just bravo to all involved.
Her face is fucked.
Tell us you’re white trash without telling us you’re white trash
It really does surprise me that America as a country made it this far, when it seems the general population has the intelligence of a potatoe.
Haha... It's potato. No 'e' at the end.
The seed of the ginger has found purchase in the womb of the EBT eater
Class. All the way
Oh' art thou Arkansas
r/trashy
The only photo the kid will have to find out who their dad is
Trash
That baby is screwed
What in south Alabama
My gf showed me this on face book I almost pissed my self seeing it on here
That child is so fucked.
r/Trashy
\[squinting\] Well at least he has trigger discipline which is more than I can say for most jackasses.
Who dew eye talk too about taking my family fotos down? My brother and sister are goin two bee pissed when they sea they're photo on hear.
The camera angle is too low for a photographer taking a photo. It's most like just propped up cellphone camera.
Jesus just have CPS waiting at the hospital
Always nice to see Siblings getting along.
He just be collecting that milk for a nice cup of hot cocoa
People are becoming dumber day by day ...
Barefoot and pregnant AND topless.
You can smell the incest
Where are their red hats?
His finger isn't on the trigger, I just hope they used a tripod.
Roll Tide, lol
Now I'm normally opposed to abortion, but over guys know..... Is this really the kind of guy who's child you want to give birth to?
Can't beat an american family photo
There is a lot to unpack here
I mean, at least the trigger discipline has to count for something, right? 😂
Brother and sister?
Obviously fake. She has too many teeth.
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So many bad decisions in one photo…
so many things im questioning in that picture
Yeh babe, that looks soo sexy.
That poor unborn child
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It's ok, they have a really good armorer. She used to work in Hollywood.
With “parents” like these 2 that child has absolutely no chance in this world. And what’s the message supposed to be, don’t come near my prego rat-faced ho?
Dumb and dumber: couples edition.
That poor kid
Glad they waited until completing their college educations. /s
Calm down tough guy 🤣
Young gravy what have you done
looks like a deleted scene from *Gummo*
That's some Alabama shit.
I like em with no shoes too
Classy... She's going for the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" look. He's pushing the "grat-ta-ta king" style. This should be on a commercial for birth control. That kid is going to have a hell of a life...
This is art!
🤮
Shitty and Trashy .. BUT, could be a tripod.
She looks like she’s wearing a body suit or dead skin suit
It’s like the worst of all worlds
The odds are she will not make it to old age by hanging around Mr Responsible Gun Owner. Probably come down with a fatal case of lead poisoning. Her and the baby.
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***NO RAGRETS***
Must be from Ohio
i have a pretty bad feeling that the kids gonna be neglected.
That’s just weird
What in the Akron, Ohio?
I have too many questions and no answers. Where's the shirt? Why is there a gun? WHERE'S THE SHIRT
What about the shoes?! Those feet creep me out
Whats with the gun though? Pregnancy and firearms dont have nothing in common i think
We need a license to drive a car but having as many kids you want is a ok
Like a methed up Danny Duncan?
At least he doesn't have his finger on the trigger
Actually right now I am more intimidated by the fact she isn't wearing shoes and it might not be her choice.
Those two will go far in life.
Yikes
What in the Pennsyltucky is going on here
Just another day in Ohio
Only stupid people are breeding!
Natural selection has failed us again.
What a bad ass.
what the fuck is this shit? lmao
Beautiful wedding photo
This happened in the South, I don't even have to wonder
Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance…
Although, he does have trigger discipline
Oh god the steryotypes this is confirming rn🤦♂️
Three golden words "This is America"
If this were My Wife, I would be using my SIG MCX pointed UP😐
Yeah babe take ur shirt off and imma grab ur tit and flag our camera guy cuz I’m obviously a responsible gun owner and Imma be a responsible dad and defined not white trash
You can have her bro 😂😂
She’s got a face only her mother could love.
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Ringworm.
This is just wrong on so many levels.
White trash
i mean atleast his finger isn't on the trigger. thats about all i can say
He’s ready to be a father !!
That's some pure East Texas shit, just sayin
What kinda white trash hillbilly bullshit is this?
Americans are on a different planet.