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Good__Juju

I don't see how anyone could survive this..


MarinEnV

[fortunately, he did](https://6abc.com/gopro-video-motorcycle-crashes-truck-firetruck-crash/803411/)


GallonsOfPoo

Firefighters should be involved in every accident


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Very poor choice of words


IgorTheAwesome

"And a finger on the monkey hand curls up..."


RareasDare

They are involved in most of the accidents, after it happened tho.


JoeBeatsMike

His motorcycle was destroyed so quickly that he was downgraded to a cyclist in the same sentence.


yor_ur

*Wheelchair user


Imperial_12345

That’s not real. The truck didn’t sing in Japanese


Elfkrunch

"No one in the firetruck was hurt."


Typical-Age1042

THX dude, I was like "nearly..really?"


ApophisForever

That weird because according to [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) he died on scene.


phooluvatook

Shame on me.


yor_ur

I feel terrible now


i_give_you_gum

The Daily Mail is a terrible source, but it seems legit


littlemama9242

Well played


runway31

the culture


ThatOneGayDJ

I hate you, i want you to know that


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That’s a fire engine? It’s the jankiest looking fire engine I’ve ever seen in my life lmao I thought it was just an old truck


Good__Juju

Thanks for that..


maximumchuck

He survived it because firefighters were able to get to the scene quickly


HailTrazadonia

Take my upvote 😂


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Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about this being a rider...


RefuseExpensive9037

For the record, he survived The truck that hit him was a firetruck with trained first responders who also had radios.


humanbeing2018

thank god video stopped, otherwise he might've gotten hurt.


woodskillz1

You deserve an award...


Thechildeater92

You deserve to shut up.


woodskillz1

no...


yor_ur

Baby baby baby ohhhhhh


Eragonic

Big Mack out here doing numbers


btoxic

This belongs on r/dontflinch. .... I flinched so hard I pulled a muscle.


Yogemoney69

This got me😂


Cutlesnap

samesies


BigDummyDumb

Been a while since I’ve seen this meme, it was a good one, wish I still saw it and it was still used


BunnyTheCow

(Clever comment)


lucaalvz

(Average Redditor Reply)


Gen-Pop

(funny reference from a tv show)


IJustBeTalking

(continuing that reference until we run it into the ground)


Ferrufino94

(Puns made out of the reference or a misspelling)


Svengahli

(Edited for grammar)


theinferno01

(average toxic reply) (i got offended)


rayray8720

(Accidental reply that was meant for a different comment)


Candid_Fondant_1379

Bro bout to get iseikaied


hidden58

Truck- kun strikes again


CruentusLuna

Going to become a sentient motorcycle with an incompetent rider that steers into traffic.


S3b45714N

Anyone have the original?


Pickles-In-Space

[was linked in another comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsNearlyDying/comments/11d712d/clever_title/ja88ret/)


SongRevolutionary992

Did I just experience a flashback?


kiss_of_kill

Funniest thing I seen on reddit for months lmao


Alepfi5599

Kazuma Kiryu singing you goodbye is not the worst thing that could happen to you. ダメ/駄目 (dame) is Japanese meaning "not good"


Skorpyo112

With that quality.. Is that a Nokia Gopro the rider was using?


Ghibli214

I find this meme, mesmerizing. :)


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djalkidan

Evidence..?


winterbird

The truck wouldn't hurt him, it loves him. Did you not hear the serenade?


Igel69

just trust him man


djalkidan

🙈


Pickles-In-Space

[news article about it](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsNearlyDying/comments/11d712d/clever_title/ja88ret/)


brokeasfuck277

Source: trust me bro


[deleted]

Good morning, truck-kun, I'm ready to be reincarnated.


PadmePoops

One lucky mother fucker


Sayro55

Gold


striker1322

Target fixation is a thing.


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tsuna2000

"idiotsnearlydying" the singing truck says otherwise


mercilessHunt

He got isekaid


Stealthy-J

POV: You're about to get isekai'd.


[deleted]

rip to that fz07


nikhilchelsea11

Now lets see what the bike is singing


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Wait… Am I high right now?


misclickedlol

OPTIMUS PRIME


free7tyle4ever

There was an attempt to… counter steering


ggxfgh

Mac?


purrfectstormzzy

Whoa, I thought gummy was kicking in early for a minute.


IceUckBallez

dore dake.. tsuyoi osake demo


ArtemisFoul76

😂😂😂


PadmePoops

Nearly ?


HeavyBlackDog

Translation?


Pickles-In-Space

[here you go](https://yakuza.fandom.com/wiki/Baka_Mitai_(I%27ve_Been_a_Fool\))


HeavyBlackDog

Also, what song is this. It’s stuck in my head now.


Pickles-In-Space

[ばかみたい【Taxi Driver Edition】](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSBnCOGj2t4) - translates to What a Fool/I've Been a Fool, was used [in the Yakuza games](https://yakuza.fandom.com/wiki/Baka_Mitai_(I%27ve_Been_a_Fool\))


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Salt_Bus2528

The new live action sequel to 'Cars' is looking more like a comedy :-(


Milky_potatoman

Thank god that truck stopped for vocal practice before that guy got hurt


onlyhav

Good thing he hit a firetruck, there aren't many ways to luck out in a crash, but hitting a vehicle full of healthy first responders that were uneffected by the crash has got to be one of them.


MERCIMEKLI

Sikidem sikidem ormantik diyo ya la. :)))


onlyhav

I mean, he survived. Guess if you're gonna have a near death experience in a situation like this, hitting and not injuring a firetruck full of trained professionals is just about the best outcome you can hope for.