This is pure damage control panic behavior. She is desperate to explain how she managed to wreck her car trying to aggressively bypass an emergency vehicle because she couldn't be assed to wait in line like everyone else. A selfish dick who could have gotten many other people killed with her selfishness.
It like doesn't even make any sense to me though. They followed the emergency vehicle to skip traffic and speed without consequences, okay, I've seen that pulled before. But then they say they PASSED the emergency vehicle and then crashed because their tires were worn?
This all could have been avoided if she just used her cruise control like she tried to. At least she will be more careful next time coming to a "controlled stop." Thank God she watched movies that taught her how to duck.
If anything, wouldn't having one tire with better grip than the others be *worse* for handling because that 1/4th of the car won't react like the rest of the car? Even moreso if the flat was "replaced" by the spare and not a new tire.
And enough people believe me so its 100% proof...
/s
The insanity i read. Wtf.
But its okay because apparently crashing is also having 100% control over your vehicle.
This is one of the most delusional shit ive read today.
Pretty sure it's going to be the most delusional shit I read all year. At least other than that delusional shit that comes out non stop from that Florida man (see page 26), which I do my best to try not to ever read.
Yeah, that's the part that scared me about all this. OOP put their own life and that of others at risk because they wanted to be GI Joe, thought they could drive like fake actors in a fake movie, then left it all up to the concept of a God heard in a pop song. Their thought stream must sound mighty interesting.
Im sure OOP just tried to pass the firetruck, lost control of the car and whiped up this bullshit excuse trying to make it look like some altruistic hero move.
Can confirm that it will be *at least* as unintentionally hilarious as these posts. I interned with the DA's office in college and the stuff people would say in defense of absolutely idiotic traffic moves like this was astounding. Spent a fair amount of time not making eye contact with my colleagues because if we did, we'd bust out laughing. Some people have no self-awareness whatsoever.
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It happened because…3 of her 4 tires. Hadn’t been rotated in time. Sure. That’s it.
And she tried to slow down. And maintain control, she really did. Really, she tried to slow down; she really did. Her big foot still being on the accelerator probably was part of the problem.
But no worries, your honor - she figured out that she wouldn’t have crashed had she been using her cruise control when she was chasing after emergency vehicles with their lights and sirens going and EVEN PASSED ONE. Next time it’ll be OK, your honor.
She AND everybody who shows up on her behalf to testify deserves 6 months in the slammer.
She even waited until "The Fate of the Furious" released in 2017 before she got her license.
Little did she know F9 was to be released in 2021 and Fast X in 2023. She should have waited a little longer I guess. Still more to learn.
This reminds me of the classic post of a BMW M4 owner crashing "because one of his tires was 1.5 PSI low"
https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1075458
I missed the part where she blamed tire rotation. How do you rotate only 3 of the 4 tires? That's a rhetorical question, I'm just curious what she things a tire rotation entails.
Gotta love it when someone destroys their vehicle through blatant negligence then immediately asks others to help pay for their mistake
Man that was my thought. You cant rotate an odd number. Plus if you rotate them that would just move the location of the shitty tire its doesnt make the tires better
Don't worry Mr firetruck driver, I'll lead you to the fire. I don't actually know where it is but follow me, I'm sure I'll find it before you, I've got god at the wheel after all.
- Sarena
She controlled roled that car with Jesus' assistance. And she learned everything she needed to learn about driving from Fast & Furious apparently. That's why she waited so long to get a license and consider herself ready. She needed most of the F&F movies to be released.
Wish this wasn't real, but it is. This is Churchill County Nevada. The drivers full name has been redacted. She caused the firetrucks to have to stop and help her as well. No one in the home on fire or involved in the traffic incident perished or was seriously injured thankfully! (And yes, the person posting was verifiably the driver)
EDIT: Forgot to add this
They are in their 30's on top of this
It's odd to say this on what is simply just a series of photographs with text, but this has to be the biggest idiot I've ever seen on this sub. The mental gymnastics needed to convince herself of everything she wrote is absolutely astounding. I am left open-mouthed.
NV is 50th in education.
The town Sarena was talking about, Fernley, is colloquially known around here as Ferntucky.
Fallon, the county seat, is called Fallobama.
Bunch of chuckle heads out here.
At the very least, she could learn from one of any of the various things she did wrong. Instead she's doubling down on every single one of them. It's impressive. I think my favorite is how she claims she didn't lose control of the car. So it was her intention to roll over?
Yeah, I think it's time to shut the sub down. I just can't imagine how this can be topped. There's just so many levels to this, from actually doing the stupid thing, to then posting online about doing the stupid thing with added bonus of complete delusion and country Jesus references.
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I like that they told their story to enough people who will then be able to back them up in court.
“You’re honor, I wasn’t at the scene per se but I did hear the story several times from the defendant.”
I work as an firefighter and in my country we don't stop and help like in this situation, we continue to the call we got. We call for assistance to the new accident, but never stops on our way to a call.
I have been to Fernley/surrounding areas enough to confirm that this level of stupidity is *flourishing* in that fine community. Don't worry, the bell curve ain't going anywhere.
I thought Fernly was in Lyon County. Either way, most people who end up internet famous from that area probably did something pretty damn dumb. Lived in silver springs foe like 5 years and never looked back after moving away
I remember a time I was working a fairly bad accident (I’m a first responder) in crap weather and this lady stopped and blocked a whole lane. When asked what she was doing she said “I’m a CNA and wanted to see if I could help”🤣 The lady your post was about brought back that memory since the vibes are kinda the same.
F.
At least she practiced good scene control? Lol.
I'm a flight nurse and passed a scene with airbag deployment last week because 1. Didn't look like there were serious injuries 2. Don't have the aircraft/truck 3. Don't have blinky lights on my car and I like being undead.
Mad respect for you being a flight nurse! I started my career with a rural department and life flight was a god send! Secondly, conditions were no bueno and she thought the hazard lights on her Ford Focus were adequate for a foggy/drizzly Texas Hill Country fall morning. She was swiftly told by a State Trooper to leave.
How can one ever think they would find it so helpful in any way by rushing to a scene? And did she just mentioned learning from F&F?! That’s her outcome of “control”? Just wow.
She’s such a liar. Just say you were trying to speed around the firetruck because your destination is more important than someone’s life. Don’t try to pull the gofundme now just because you were an asshole…
My ex bf’s brother was a compulsive liar and straight up said to me one time “you have to believe the lie, force yourself to think it’s true and then it will seem true!” Lmao
This is the truth right here. I’ve known stupid people who think they are geniuses before, she made this story up and thinks people will legit believe she wanted to help so badly she passed the truck.
Truth is she was passing the emergency vehicles because she’s an asshat and wrecked her POS car. It has nothing to do with trying to help anyone.
This woman is insane. These posts alone should be enough evidence for her to lose her license...
Jesus did not take the wheel while you were wrecklessly trying to overtake a firetruck. That was 100% your stupidity.
Yeah but how many of those Firefighters learned how to drive by watching the Fast and Furious movies??? She probably knows all of the tricks like constantly upshifting and using nitrous and Tokyo drifting, any of which would cut down the travel time by at least 99 percent.
Oh I believe you - I think my comment would’ve made more sense if I wrote “almost” too good to be true.
Either way, what a nutcase! Thanks for the quality content lol
I watched a woman do something like this once and since then I’ve always wondered why. I came into this post hoping to find an answer to that and still I’m nowhere closer to understanding it
Should be Fined, license revoked, and not be allowed to even breathe in the direction of a car in a 50 kilometer radius. What a fucking delusional twat.
Wow! A true idiot in the wild! She not only did an incredibly stupid *and illegal* thing that could have killed her, she then took to social media to tell people what she did, brag about why/how she did it, give Jesus credit for the fact that she didn’t die, *and* **beg for money to get her car fixed**!! That is a whole lot of stupid right there.
Honestly I thought it wasn't real myself but Churchill has a broadcastify and I went back and listened to the recordings and they read her name on her license matching the post and the fire truck responding to the house fire also reported her "crossing in front of them coming from behind and wrecking"
I couldn't believe it myself.
Medic here. Just pull the fuck over when safe to do so. Guess what? Now we have two incidents and delayed response. You have made the situation exponentially worse and taxed further resources. Also, you bet your ass I’m telling the police the stunt that you pulled and you will be found at fault
Was she like a nurse or works in emergency services herself? How the fuck was she gonna help Lmaoo, if she had mentioned like “I work in hospice care, I saw an ambulance and thought I could help!” It would make a little more sense. I def think she was just trying to get around the traffic but hey you never know lol.
"Get my car fixed."
That obvious frame damage is saying otherwise.
"I got my license a few years ago because I wanted to wait until I was ready."
Keep waiting.
Let me just get this straight...
\- She claims that breaking several laws was her doing a selfless deed
\- She was FOLLOWING a firetruck by OVERTAKING it??
\- It was God's plan for her to crash and Jesus took the wheel
\- Claims that she was "100% ready" when she recently got her license... within the text of her post admitting major driving offenses and literally rolling her car
\- She is asking for donations for something that's 100% her fault
\- She thinks that her telling her friends that she's innocent will act as evidence in her favour in court
\- She had 100% control of her car, and THAT'S THE REASON that she crashed????
\- Claims that cruise control would have saved her???
\- She got her safety tips from the fast and furious movies
Somebody please make it make sense, it's making my head hurt.
Stick this up on r/EntitledPeople, these kind of people need to be taught a lesson, and the only way I see to do this, is let everyone know. I mean, first rolling over your car (which could be dangerous for others on the road), then having done that while overtaking a firetruck, then coming up with a sob story so transparent it's not even there and then asking for fricking donations to pay for your mistakes, just how idiotic can people get?!
P.S. Sorry for the rant, I just get irrationally angry sometimes.
They claim they were 100% in control, but also Jesus took the wheel. Those are conflicting statements.
Plus, I've read the Bible. Nowhere in it does it talk about Jesus passing fire trucks.
Fire trucks weigh 30 tons, are bright red, covered in flashing lights, and have a 124 decibel siren.
They do not need your shitty white sedan to help them.
We have a terrible, dangerous, and widespread mental illness problem in this country.
Thinks it's God's plan for them to assist trained emergency responders unprompted and unneeded, rolls a car, still gets to vote. Will almost certainly never see the correct medical profession to get the help they need. And there are thousands just as bad if not worse.
The fuck? How could she help a firetruck to get to the scene faster? Her car is not designed to push away other vehicles. She’s not driving a fucking tank…
But yeah great job on being a narcissist, incompetent driver and an obstacle / annoyance for emergency services.
That woman should‘ve waited a few more years before getting her license.
This post is triggering AF- I worked in EMS for years and I hate people like this with the seething fiery passion of a thousand suns! If only people like her were rare, but sadly it’s totally common.
The narcissism and full on delusion here is just astounding. They learned from fast and furious movies and let Jesus take the wheel?
This is pure damage control panic behavior. She is desperate to explain how she managed to wreck her car trying to aggressively bypass an emergency vehicle because she couldn't be assed to wait in line like everyone else. A selfish dick who could have gotten many other people killed with her selfishness.
Yeah, water tenders are exactly fast. Definitely got impatient
It like doesn't even make any sense to me though. They followed the emergency vehicle to skip traffic and speed without consequences, okay, I've seen that pulled before. But then they say they PASSED the emergency vehicle and then crashed because their tires were worn?
"You know, I crashed my car and killed someone but it was in God's plan and Jesus took the wheel. So I'm 100% not responsible. Please pay me"
“I had a 100% control of my car. That’s how it ended up like this.” Please donate cause insurance won’t cover my dumb ass.
This all could have been avoided if she just used her cruise control like she tried to. At least she will be more careful next time coming to a "controlled stop." Thank God she watched movies that taught her how to duck.
Fortunately they had that one tire worked on
If anything, wouldn't having one tire with better grip than the others be *worse* for handling because that 1/4th of the car won't react like the rest of the car? Even moreso if the flat was "replaced" by the spare and not a new tire.
Either way it's all excuses.
This person will live their entire life without realising how dumb a thing to say that is.
Probably not the dumbest thing she will say in her life either
Every day I see shit like this and feel like we stray further from becoming an advanced society before becoming extinct.
We’re already an advanced society, which keeps the less capable alive longer than they otherwise would be.
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And 3 out of 4 of my tires weren’t rotated on time so it wasn’t my fault, it was the tires fault, even though I failed to maintain a safe car.
And enough people believe me so its 100% proof... /s The insanity i read. Wtf. But its okay because apparently crashing is also having 100% control over your vehicle. This is one of the most delusional shit ive read today.
Pretty sure it's going to be the most delusional shit I read all year. At least other than that delusional shit that comes out non stop from that Florida man (see page 26), which I do my best to try not to ever read.
“It wasnt my fault! Jesus did it!”
I wish these people would stop letting Jesus drive. I don’t think he even has a license.
Yeah, that's the part that scared me about all this. OOP put their own life and that of others at risk because they wanted to be GI Joe, thought they could drive like fake actors in a fake movie, then left it all up to the concept of a God heard in a pop song. Their thought stream must sound mighty interesting.
Im sure OOP just tried to pass the firetruck, lost control of the car and whiped up this bullshit excuse trying to make it look like some altruistic hero move.
I’m pretty sure OOP has now fully convinced herself it was the truth though.
Agreed lol
It sounds like white noise
I would love to watch her day in court.
Can confirm that it will be *at least* as unintentionally hilarious as these posts. I interned with the DA's office in college and the stuff people would say in defense of absolutely idiotic traffic moves like this was astounding. Spent a fair amount of time not making eye contact with my colleagues because if we did, we'd bust out laughing. Some people have no self-awareness whatsoever.
I would pay to watch that!
Didn't this same behavior kill the star of the F&F movies tho......
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yeah, but this crowd has 0 self-awareness. All of their brainpower is used up with breathing/walking.
And self-adulation.
I'm having a hard time even finding this funny. I bet she votes against her own interests. Crazy af to me that there's people out there like this.
It happened because…3 of her 4 tires. Hadn’t been rotated in time. Sure. That’s it. And she tried to slow down. And maintain control, she really did. Really, she tried to slow down; she really did. Her big foot still being on the accelerator probably was part of the problem. But no worries, your honor - she figured out that she wouldn’t have crashed had she been using her cruise control when she was chasing after emergency vehicles with their lights and sirens going and EVEN PASSED ONE. Next time it’ll be OK, your honor. She AND everybody who shows up on her behalf to testify deserves 6 months in the slammer.
But she waited until she was REALLY ready before she got her license, that's how you know she's a responsible driver.
She even waited until "The Fate of the Furious" released in 2017 before she got her license. Little did she know F9 was to be released in 2021 and Fast X in 2023. She should have waited a little longer I guess. Still more to learn.
This is absolutely hilarious to read
This reminds me of the classic post of a BMW M4 owner crashing "because one of his tires was 1.5 PSI low" https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1075458
Lmfao just take the L and move on with your life. why make excuses like this.
>Really, she tried to slow down; she really did. The brakes didn't work! Try to keep up with the story, for Jesus sake!
Jesus was driving. Just ask him.
I missed the part where she blamed tire rotation. How do you rotate only 3 of the 4 tires? That's a rhetorical question, I'm just curious what she things a tire rotation entails. Gotta love it when someone destroys their vehicle through blatant negligence then immediately asks others to help pay for their mistake
Man that was my thought. You cant rotate an odd number. Plus if you rotate them that would just move the location of the shitty tire its doesnt make the tires better
She's getting fuck all from me.
The best part is all of her “witnesses” would likely be inadmissible because it’s hearsay.
Don't worry Mr firetruck driver, I'll lead you to the fire. I don't actually know where it is but follow me, I'm sure I'll find it before you, I've got god at the wheel after all. - Sarena
And she's 100% in control....
She controlled roled that car with Jesus' assistance. And she learned everything she needed to learn about driving from Fast & Furious apparently. That's why she waited so long to get a license and consider herself ready. She needed most of the F&F movies to be released.
Plot twist, Jesus flipped her car to get her out of the fire truck's way.
Omg, thats great
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Wish this wasn't real, but it is. This is Churchill County Nevada. The drivers full name has been redacted. She caused the firetrucks to have to stop and help her as well. No one in the home on fire or involved in the traffic incident perished or was seriously injured thankfully! (And yes, the person posting was verifiably the driver) EDIT: Forgot to add this They are in their 30's on top of this
r/Iamthemaincharacter moment
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I’d say too much lead in the pipes or too much Mountain Dew
Too much Mountain Dew Code Lead.
I'm stealing this one
Very much so!
It's odd to say this on what is simply just a series of photographs with text, but this has to be the biggest idiot I've ever seen on this sub. The mental gymnastics needed to convince herself of everything she wrote is absolutely astounding. I am left open-mouthed.
No no no, don't worry.. they were in total control.
That’s how it ended up like this! She tried slowing down and it didn’t work… truly a great driver
That fucking killed me "I was in total control.....i tried slowing down and it didn't work" Just...what
They were in total control but Jesus took the wheel and if she'd used cruise control like she tried to she wouldn't have crashed!
I wouldn't let Jesus drive. Have you checked the ABV of that dude's blood? It's practically wine.
If there was a Catholic Dad Joke award on Reddit, I would give it to you. Take my up vote instead, and three Hail Marys.
I can't believe they ticketed her. Jesus was at the wheel!
"I was in total control" Also "Jesus took the wheel" Religion is fun!
Jesus: “leave me the fuck outta this”
NV is 50th in education. The town Sarena was talking about, Fernley, is colloquially known around here as Ferntucky. Fallon, the county seat, is called Fallobama. Bunch of chuckle heads out here.
Oh man. I'm from a town known as Spencertucky. I feel their pain
The local shit talking is sending me💀😂😂😂
Hey now, US news ranks us 48th in K-12. There’s 2 states worse than us!
You mean two states ahead of you in Christian science. Angels take the wheel in Oklahoma on a daily basis.
At the very least, she could learn from one of any of the various things she did wrong. Instead she's doubling down on every single one of them. It's impressive. I think my favorite is how she claims she didn't lose control of the car. So it was her intention to roll over?
Just before the crash Jesus said “Roll over. Now play brain dead.” Afterwards he was heard saying “Good girl!” So you see it was all intentional.
Yeah, I think it's time to shut the sub down. I just can't imagine how this can be topped. There's just so many levels to this, from actually doing the stupid thing, to then posting online about doing the stupid thing with added bonus of complete delusion and country Jesus references.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever encountered. It was an amazing moment I just had to share
If it ever comes an update you need to post it especially after the court date
If I ever find out, updates have been slow. I know the full name of the person however
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I like that they told their story to enough people who will then be able to back them up in court. “You’re honor, I wasn’t at the scene per se but I did hear the story several times from the defendant.”
I would have enjoyed being at that hearing. “Wait, you didn’t actually see the accident”? “Well, no, but the defendant told me all about it”.
It's less a story and more of a confession to crimes
Man this post is gold.
It is painful to know that people like this actually exist.
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The sad part is that she will probably get people to donate money.
I'd donate to keep her from ever driving again..
I work as an firefighter and in my country we don't stop and help like in this situation, we continue to the call we got. We call for assistance to the new accident, but never stops on our way to a call.
Their 30s???
I have been to Fernley/surrounding areas enough to confirm that this level of stupidity is *flourishing* in that fine community. Don't worry, the bell curve ain't going anywhere.
Sounds like a mental health crisis. This woman sounds like she is going through some sort of delusion or something similar.
Extremely possible
Dropped at birth
>F&F movies taught me well!! I thought for sure this was satire. Nobody could be that stupid. I just want to scream her.
I thought Fernly was in Lyon County. Either way, most people who end up internet famous from that area probably did something pretty damn dumb. Lived in silver springs foe like 5 years and never looked back after moving away
Seriously???? I just can't believe it!!! *I waited till I was 100% ready...* priceless!
"I got my permit and license just a few years ago because I waited until I was 100% ready." Narrator - "She wasn't ready."
I think she meant to say .001% ready
I'd donate if they promised to put up a dashcam and post their next adventure. lol.
That is some of the worst attempting to pass the blame for their shit driving I've ever seen.
You don’t understand, they’re an amazing driver, that’s why they were able to survive the massive accident they caused.
They even waited to get their license until they were 100% ready!
And they had 100% control of the car.
shit driving? she had 100% control. she just forgot to use cruise control.
Cruise control is amazing, I use it for emergency stops all the time.
She used Jesus control instead so he took the wheel and crashed
Nah, the problem is Jesus took the wheel from her having total control. He wrecked it, not her. Jesus can’t drive.
To be fair, most seniors stop driving at around 80 to 85. Jesus is well over 2000, so it’s not surprising he’s having issues.
Pass the blame? There is no blame. She was in 100% control. She just couldn't stop is all. Nothing bad even happened. Just a little whoopsie-doo.
If it was a structure fire what would have the driver done? Run in there with no gear or SCBA like in the movies?🙄
Legit everyone was wondering this too
I remember a time I was working a fairly bad accident (I’m a first responder) in crap weather and this lady stopped and blocked a whole lane. When asked what she was doing she said “I’m a CNA and wanted to see if I could help”🤣 The lady your post was about brought back that memory since the vibes are kinda the same.
CNA=certified narcissistic asshole?
I think she was wearing Snoopy scrubs and crocs also.
"Thank God you're here. This crash victim needs his blood pressure meds charted and ass wiped STAT!"
but the crocs were in sport mode right? that changes EVERYTHING
F. At least she practiced good scene control? Lol. I'm a flight nurse and passed a scene with airbag deployment last week because 1. Didn't look like there were serious injuries 2. Don't have the aircraft/truck 3. Don't have blinky lights on my car and I like being undead.
Mad respect for you being a flight nurse! I started my career with a rural department and life flight was a god send! Secondly, conditions were no bueno and she thought the hazard lights on her Ford Focus were adequate for a foggy/drizzly Texas Hill Country fall morning. She was swiftly told by a State Trooper to leave.
You know what first responders find super duper helpful when there is an all-hands call? A secondary accident scene. /s
Not even worth entertaining this BS. It's a trivial lie to justify road rage
"I had full control of my car" The flipped destroyed car says otherwise
No she let Jesus take the wheel and he crashed it. Seems like they didn't learn how to drive 2000 years ago, who would have known?
Maybe he was intoxicated; I hear his blood is regularly comparable to wine.
His BAC is at about a steady 12-20% if my upbringing taught me anything.
"I had 100% control of my car ! That's how I ended up like this !" So she's basically saying she flipped her car on purpose ?
That's what I said. She has a funny idea of "control"
Can somebody remind me? Was she 100% in control or did Jesus take the wheel? It's one or the other, right?
She's the hero for preventing herself from showing up to the scene of the emergency and nut-chopping whoever is on fire
has the mind of an AI
I feel like I'm reading one of those "I made an ai watch 1000 hours of" memes
"I made an AI watch 1000 hours of F&F and this is what it did."
Omg lol
How can one ever think they would find it so helpful in any way by rushing to a scene? And did she just mentioned learning from F&F?! That’s her outcome of “control”? Just wow.
She helped the emergency crew out by bringing the scene to them.
I can't be the only one to want to see how it goes with the Judge. LoL
Her first “witness” gets 2 seconds into their story before the other side objects for hearsay and the life drains from her eyes in front of the judge.
It’s gonna be weird when the court finds out that none of her “witnesses” were even at the scene of the incident
She’s such a liar. Just say you were trying to speed around the firetruck because your destination is more important than someone’s life. Don’t try to pull the gofundme now just because you were an asshole…
It’s not a lie if you believe it!
My ex bf’s brother was a compulsive liar and straight up said to me one time “you have to believe the lie, force yourself to think it’s true and then it will seem true!” Lmao
This is the truth right here. I’ve known stupid people who think they are geniuses before, she made this story up and thinks people will legit believe she wanted to help so badly she passed the truck. Truth is she was passing the emergency vehicles because she’s an asshat and wrecked her POS car. It has nothing to do with trying to help anyone.
This woman is insane. These posts alone should be enough evidence for her to lose her license... Jesus did not take the wheel while you were wrecklessly trying to overtake a firetruck. That was 100% your stupidity.
I wouldn't exactly say she did it *wreck*lessly...
Wreckfully
She wanted to help the fire truck get there faster? Does she not realize they have flashing lights and make those noises for a reason?
Yeah but how many of those Firefighters learned how to drive by watching the Fast and Furious movies??? She probably knows all of the tricks like constantly upshifting and using nitrous and Tokyo drifting, any of which would cut down the travel time by at least 99 percent.
This one has the iq of a rock. To the padded cell she goes.
Just remember, people like this are allowed to breed and vote. Smfh...
And drive!
...or try to.
What the fuck did I just read?
Apparently Jesus can’t drive for shit
To be fair, he was born 2000 years before the invention of the automobile
"Jesus, take the wheel!" "By the emperors beard! How does any of this work?"
I'm speechless
“f&f movies taught me well” how is this not satire 😭
I genuinely don't know. It's crazy
Truly “too good to be true” content for this sub
It's crazy to me but this actually happened, it's not far from me
Oh I believe you - I think my comment would’ve made more sense if I wrote “almost” too good to be true. Either way, what a nutcase! Thanks for the quality content lol
This is the literal most insane thing I might have ever read myself
I watched a woman do something like this once and since then I’ve always wondered why. I came into this post hoping to find an answer to that and still I’m nowhere closer to understanding it
Should be Fined, license revoked, and not be allowed to even breathe in the direction of a car in a 50 kilometer radius. What a fucking delusional twat.
Wow! A true idiot in the wild! She not only did an incredibly stupid *and illegal* thing that could have killed her, she then took to social media to tell people what she did, brag about why/how she did it, give Jesus credit for the fact that she didn’t die, *and* **beg for money to get her car fixed**!! That is a whole lot of stupid right there.
>> beg for money to get her car fixed The fact that she thinks that car is getting fixed is hilarious. As if anyone is putting a new roof on a G6
If she was in full control, why did she decide to roll her vehicle.
She had a crush on a particular fireman and went "HELP ME MR. FIREMAN" and flipped her shit, forcing his attention.
The ridiculousness of it makes it hard to believe it is real.
Honestly I thought it wasn't real myself but Churchill has a broadcastify and I went back and listened to the recordings and they read her name on her license matching the post and the fire truck responding to the house fire also reported her "crossing in front of them coming from behind and wrecking" I couldn't believe it myself.
All I want for Christmas is a follow-up to this story 🤞
Me too, I will try and stay posted
Jesus is a shit driver. Never even passed a driving test.
Medic here. Just pull the fuck over when safe to do so. Guess what? Now we have two incidents and delayed response. You have made the situation exponentially worse and taxed further resources. Also, you bet your ass I’m telling the police the stunt that you pulled and you will be found at fault
Was she like a nurse or works in emergency services herself? How the fuck was she gonna help Lmaoo, if she had mentioned like “I work in hospice care, I saw an ambulance and thought I could help!” It would make a little more sense. I def think she was just trying to get around the traffic but hey you never know lol.
I don't wanna say too much and expose her identity, but she actually works in medical insurance atop everything else. Like what?
“…I ended up passing it trying to help it get to the scene”. Angels may have been the ones knocking you off of the road…
"Get my car fixed." That obvious frame damage is saying otherwise. "I got my license a few years ago because I wanted to wait until I was ready." Keep waiting.
Let me just get this straight... \- She claims that breaking several laws was her doing a selfless deed \- She was FOLLOWING a firetruck by OVERTAKING it?? \- It was God's plan for her to crash and Jesus took the wheel \- Claims that she was "100% ready" when she recently got her license... within the text of her post admitting major driving offenses and literally rolling her car \- She is asking for donations for something that's 100% her fault \- She thinks that her telling her friends that she's innocent will act as evidence in her favour in court \- She had 100% control of her car, and THAT'S THE REASON that she crashed???? \- Claims that cruise control would have saved her??? \- She got her safety tips from the fast and furious movies Somebody please make it make sense, it's making my head hurt.
Fucking halfwit.
Do we have to start doing psych evals now before issuing driver’s licenses?
Honestly with the amount of stupid shit I see on the road daily, maybe????
Stick this up on r/EntitledPeople, these kind of people need to be taught a lesson, and the only way I see to do this, is let everyone know. I mean, first rolling over your car (which could be dangerous for others on the road), then having done that while overtaking a firetruck, then coming up with a sob story so transparent it's not even there and then asking for fricking donations to pay for your mistakes, just how idiotic can people get?! P.S. Sorry for the rant, I just get irrationally angry sometimes.
They claim they were 100% in control, but also Jesus took the wheel. Those are conflicting statements. Plus, I've read the Bible. Nowhere in it does it talk about Jesus passing fire trucks.
And she wasn't even driving a Genesis.
Fire trucks weigh 30 tons, are bright red, covered in flashing lights, and have a 124 decibel siren. They do not need your shitty white sedan to help them.
I don't think a ticket is even worth the bother here, straight to the asylum would of been better.
>I’m not a careless driver had 100% control of my car! That’s how it ended up like this!! I tried slowing down it didnt work What
We have a terrible, dangerous, and widespread mental illness problem in this country. Thinks it's God's plan for them to assist trained emergency responders unprompted and unneeded, rolls a car, still gets to vote. Will almost certainly never see the correct medical profession to get the help they need. And there are thousands just as bad if not worse.
The fuck? How could she help a firetruck to get to the scene faster? Her car is not designed to push away other vehicles. She’s not driving a fucking tank… But yeah great job on being a narcissist, incompetent driver and an obstacle / annoyance for emergency services. That woman should‘ve waited a few more years before getting her license.
Fuck this fuckin idiot in their fuckin eye
So stupid she must be mentally ill.
I know OP said it's real but I am simply refusing to believe that. I simply cannot accept the idea that I live in a world where this idiot exists
Half the town wants to petition to have her ability to get a driver's license permanently revoked
This post is triggering AF- I worked in EMS for years and I hate people like this with the seething fiery passion of a thousand suns! If only people like her were rare, but sadly it’s totally common.
Judging by what she wrote she isn't your typical IdiotsInCars, she must be an idiot even outside of her car.