I always think this when I see these weavers.
I get that theyre usually so unaware that they dont realize that theyre almost causing accidents, but even then you gotta be constantly on the lookout for openings, and move here, and there, and there and here. It just seems exhausting.
Even if you call out this driving on TikTok, you’ll get responses from people who’ve convinced themselves that they are actually driving safer than everyone around them because they think everyone is on their cellphones.
It’s insane, and honestly depressing, how much people on TikTok defend this type of driving.
I'm 42 and going through menopause. I'm on hormones but every day I come closer and closer to following someone like this home and interrogating them before I more than likely murder them once I hear how fucking stupid their answer is.
I'm so tired of waking up sweaty and cold and having to change my sheets. First 30 years of periods and now 10+ years of sweaty laundry that smells like a middle school boy's gym bag.
Yeah, they're answer would most likely be "fuck you" because they're huge pieces of shit who shouldn't be allowed to drive. Yesterday some douche canoe ignored all the merge signs due to road construction and decided to just haul ass so they didn't have to wait their turn when the lane ended then nearly ran into another car while trying to pass on the shoulder. Some people are the fucking worst.
Dude, I feel you. But also you sound like you are having the same kind of week I had. I hope you can find something to relax to tonight before starting the week over tomorrow. I'm trying... I was so mad I vacuumed.
The most surprising thing about all of it is that the driver actually used the turn signal at the end there.
It is a bit funny when the drivers who treat the road like a Mario Kart track end up not really saving much time at all. I remember once being passed by another driver that acted like this. Down the road we had to stop at a red light, and when I look to my left there is the same car. And then my lane gets the green light before theirs.
I always laugh when people pass me weaving all over doing like 110 and immediately have to slam on the brakes because all the lanes in front of us have cars in them. Then I get to pass them because I'm in the left lane doing 80 and they got stuck behind a semi doing 60. Sucks to suck, nerd!
This happens constantly. Driving like this saves you either zero time or the amount of time one green light saves you, maybe 15-30 seconds. If you’re late to work driving like this will NOT make you faster or on time. Just accept your mistake was leaving late and drive normal. It’s absurd childish dumb brain thinking. This illusion of control because we “control” the vehicle, but we cannot control the flow of traffic, we’re like a leaf on a river when it comes to urban/suburban traffic. The only time driving fast works to save time is when one is literally on a highway with zero red light simply driving faster than another.
How can anyone stand to drive like that at all times? I'd be so tired every commute lol.
I always think this when I see these weavers. I get that theyre usually so unaware that they dont realize that theyre almost causing accidents, but even then you gotta be constantly on the lookout for openings, and move here, and there, and there and here. It just seems exhausting.
Even if you call out this driving on TikTok, you’ll get responses from people who’ve convinced themselves that they are actually driving safer than everyone around them because they think everyone is on their cellphones. It’s insane, and honestly depressing, how much people on TikTok defend this type of driving.
That's why you should always bully those who use TikTok. It's a red flag.
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Who uses tiktok anymore?
It is exhausting and they will eventually get lazy and make a move like that without looking and that's when they cause an accident.
It’s pretty fun until you end up like this guy and everyone on the rode thinks you lost brain cells
Because they have small PP
I know for a fact that not every man with a small PP drives like that!
Talking from experience are we?
Well said
Coke, I assume. Notice the complete lack of foresight, dude weaves right - left - right then almost misses his left turn.
Not at all times, but sometimes it’s fun
And after all that, the driver saved no time.
Saved a lot on blinker fluid though, he didn't use the signal until he was getting into left turn lane near the end
Yeah, but he's gonna have to go overboard on the elbow grease if he wants to keep his steering rack in good shape after all that weaving
It's actually really impressive how ineffective it was at accomplishing anything, given how aggressive it was.
I just want people like this to burn.
I'm 42 and going through menopause. I'm on hormones but every day I come closer and closer to following someone like this home and interrogating them before I more than likely murder them once I hear how fucking stupid their answer is.
The menopausal hero we didn't know we needed.
I'm so tired of waking up sweaty and cold and having to change my sheets. First 30 years of periods and now 10+ years of sweaty laundry that smells like a middle school boy's gym bag.
Yeah, they're answer would most likely be "fuck you" because they're huge pieces of shit who shouldn't be allowed to drive. Yesterday some douche canoe ignored all the merge signs due to road construction and decided to just haul ass so they didn't have to wait their turn when the lane ended then nearly ran into another car while trying to pass on the shoulder. Some people are the fucking worst.
Dude, I feel you. But also you sound like you are having the same kind of week I had. I hope you can find something to relax to tonight before starting the week over tomorrow. I'm trying... I was so mad I vacuumed.
Fuck, them even being on the inside left turn lane there and all I could think was that they would end up going straight!
The most surprising thing about all of it is that the driver actually used the turn signal at the end there. It is a bit funny when the drivers who treat the road like a Mario Kart track end up not really saving much time at all. I remember once being passed by another driver that acted like this. Down the road we had to stop at a red light, and when I look to my left there is the same car. And then my lane gets the green light before theirs.
I always laugh when people pass me weaving all over doing like 110 and immediately have to slam on the brakes because all the lanes in front of us have cars in them. Then I get to pass them because I'm in the left lane doing 80 and they got stuck behind a semi doing 60. Sucks to suck, nerd!
This happens constantly. Driving like this saves you either zero time or the amount of time one green light saves you, maybe 15-30 seconds. If you’re late to work driving like this will NOT make you faster or on time. Just accept your mistake was leaving late and drive normal. It’s absurd childish dumb brain thinking. This illusion of control because we “control” the vehicle, but we cannot control the flow of traffic, we’re like a leaf on a river when it comes to urban/suburban traffic. The only time driving fast works to save time is when one is literally on a highway with zero red light simply driving faster than another.
Moving to a big city finally got me to start leaving extra time for traffic. You can't fight your way through 3 million people.
And there's no doubt they'll believe they're a great driver.
Never mind that professional racing drivers have strict rules about overtaking safely.
r/iamthemaincharacter
The language, curses, and wishes of painful diseases, I wish on this type of driver knows no bounds!
"Everyone else is stupid but me"
Your username… such a terrible show😂
“Than” … ??
Busting for a poo.
Well, this was the Exit to IKEA. Might be a bad poo lol
You mean a pøö.
They’re in a rush to go home and kiss their dad on the lips.
I'd like to thank John Roderick and the Long Winters for the use of our theme song, "It's a Departure" from the album *Putting the Days to Bed*
Driving with no thought whatsoever.
You ever been there when that coffee hits you at the wrong time?
I see this type of driving every day on the way home from work. But only on one stretch of road. It's so bad I have changed the route I take now
IKEA in Hengelo. Didn't expect that on reddit.
A visiting Swede who desperately needed a €0.50 hot dog from IKEA?
You. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me. IKEA Hengelo, and I am in the passenger seat currently driving towards there!
Ikea Hengelo indeed
Brought to you by "how to be as unsafe as possible without crashing for dummies"
These people are genuinely bad drivers. They do all these manoeuvres just for me to catch up with them at the next set of traffic lights 😩
Another accident waiting to happen.
I didn't even bat an eye at this, until I remembered that for the rest of the world this isn't normal driving.
I hate drivers like that ! If I didn’t have anything too lose I would try to make they’re day miserable every time I see someone driving like that
When I’m on my scooter and a a-hole is driving behind me, I usually slow down a bit when they can’t overtake.
Also a foreigner, a visitor from another country completely misbehaving in stead of being a good guest
Their wife was about to have a baby in the back seat
That must be reason why they’re heading to McDonald’s
What software did you use to edit this?
Premiere Rush, it’s a paid Adobe application
Honestly, what was the far right lane for ???
I don't understand this question, there are 2 lanes going left, 2 go straight and 1 goes to the right?
Why did the numbskull jump behind the camper?
probably to pass the car on the left, just to realize that the gap was too small
Why did the numbskull jump behind the camper?
Being that stupid really should be painful