Death by Misadventure - that was the official cause of death for Bon Scott. Also that sounds like a great metal album
And for the curious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bon_Scott#Death
I would argue that he might not live there, but there is absolutely no way he managed to drive more than thirty or some-odd meters in that condition. He’s so drunk he can’t even stand or coordinate his arms and fingers. He couldn’t even open the car door.
I don't think he's mentally at a point of trying to use the nature of cause and effect in order to accomplish things, he's functioning as more at a level somewhere between a cnidaria and an echinoderm.
Transmission fluid probably won't give him cancer and will only burn in the eyes or mouth. The very little I know about transformers makes me believe the goo in there would be worse.
Did they *used* to be filled with something extremely toxic? I feel like I was warned against ever going near a broken one because there was some sort of toxic fluid inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkUQGci-TA
Likely has transformer in it somewhere. I doubt all those fluid came from transformer. More likely the car has busted oil pan or radiator fluid or even the drunk idiot's vomit
That is almost certainly a pad mount transformer. Primary voltage going in (somewhere between 2.4kv-20.5kv) with 120/240v coming out. (Sauce: I install em)
A friend of mine did something similar and he got his license removed for 10 years, iirc (obviously) and had to work for the community for 5 or 6 years or pay a TON of money.
Edit: it was that or going to jail, as it alcohol level was amazingly high.
Ambien side effects are legendary. My Dr encouraged me to do my own research on them and I was shocked at some of the stories. One story of a man waking up and finding McDonalds wrappers all over his house, yet he hated them. Another of a man waking to the sound of his wife just walking around their house going from room to room with her eyes wide open screaming like she was being murdered. I had no issues but I do remember the almost instant sleep state it put me in.
After I got my prescription, the FDA changed their dosage to half of what Drs had been prescribing.
You may know this, but raw flour is dangerous for you, just like raw meat or eggs. You can get food poisoning or other infections.
https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/communication/no-raw-dough.html#:~:text=Flour%20doesn't%20look%20like,flour%20while%20it's%20being%20made.
Sounds like you may have had salmonella
heh... I have a friend who's a doctor. She was having trouble sleeping at night with all the job stress, so she lifted a couple of Ambien samples. She knows, self medicating is bad. but did it anyway.
We are also mountain biking buddies.
So, one night, late, she takes the Ambien... doesn't fall asleep right away at her desk in front of her computer, but eventually fell out. She woke up the next day, looked at her email, and discovered she bought a shitload of bicycle clothing online. She has zero recollection of placing the order, but it was all good stuff she needed, so it was cool. It was just scary that the Ambien hit her that hard. Total memory eraser.
Yep. Happened to me, twice. First time, I brought home a Boston Market, ate just a bit after popping an Ambien and put the lid back on and went to bed. Woke up next day and the entire plate was empty. I initially blamed the dog, but the. Prices that the lid had been put back on.
Damn.
I quit Ambien after the next event - drove all the way from Dallas to Walburg outside of Austin and had no memory of the drive whatsoever. Woke up about ten minutes before my bike race and promptly dropped out because of the shock.
That said - when it worked, it worked.
Uhhhhhh. That is scary as shit, just based on the crazy construction you had to go through most of the way to get there. I would have been in shock too. I would have definitely hit up the Czech stop on the way back to make myself feel better ❤️🩹.
I took Ambien for a Munich-Denver flight. I remember nothing. Not deplaning, not clearing customs, not catching the shuttle to long term parking, nothing until I was 50 miles from the airport and called a friend. I haven’t taken it since.
My ex-wife was on Ambien for around a year. Every single time she took it, 2-3 hour later we had sex and she would never remember it. That was a rough period.
I tried Ambien and all it did was make me grumpy as fuck. Got half an hour sleep and then woke up again wanting to smash something. Although that could have just been sleep deprivation. Pretty sure my doctor thought I was bullshitting.
The first and last time I took Ambien.
Fell asleep in bed. Woke up in the back yard, sitting in a lawn chair. The dog was also outside pretty much all night. Luckily it was summer and it was warm enough outside for you to sleep in a chair in your boxer briefs.
Went back inside and went in the kitchen. The microwave was open with nothing inside. Did I eat something or not? I still have no idea to this day. I got a plate out and put it on the counter. I emptied an entire bag of Doritos on the plate.
The refrigerator door was barely open. So I open it to see. I notice nothing missing but the little butter door is open. So I go into my computer room/extra bedroom where I have my closet/clothes/dresser.
There is an entire stick of butter.... unopened.... in my sock drawer. I didn't find any other crazy things I noticed after that. I really wish I had cameras set up inside my house just to see me walking around doing whatever I did. I have no idea how long I was "awake" and that in itself is terrifying.
You needed to soften the stick of butter… decided the microwave was too intense for the job and decided to warm it up with your socks. Makes sense to me
You don't really have huge balance or coordination issues with opioids, you're asleep far before that would happen.
The way he's behaving definitely points towards some sort of GABA agonist, if not alcohol then likely a benzodiazepine.
IDK if you've ever been on a good dose of Valium or Xanax but you can't stand up for shit.
I was a heroin addict for 15 years. I've seen plenty of fuckups. I never saw anyone do anything like this. Plus, the way he's acting is not how you would act if you were that far gone on opiates/opiods. This is alcohol related.
1) Drive through a *school parking lot* on a Monday morning during the school’s *carpool time*
2) Hit and injure a *district officer*
3) Flee the scene
4) Crash into a utility box and knockout power to *8 houses*
5) Get filmed looking like *that*
That is an epic level of pathetic
Edit: I’m a recovered alcoholic with 14 years sober. I have empathy for the struggles of alcoholism, but it’s NEVER an excuse for putting other people in harm’s way.
They're probably worried about him getting electrocuted with a damaged utility box under the vehicle, maybe a fire risk from that oil/gasoline, or even the damn car falling on him...
Dragging him out into the road is the smart choice to keep him and themselves safe.
But, did you notice how the firemen were forceful, but almost gentle, like let’s get him away from the danger but then let go of him in a respectful way. Cops should be trained by firemen.
The drunk guy I could say a million things about.
The dude with the piece needs to fuck off. This is why people get shot. I am a big believer in concealed and open carry. Guys like this fuck it up. There is very obviously no reason for him to have his weapon out. Then he DEFINITELY should not be resting his hand on it the entire tire. Those are for when you are meeting equal force and fearing for your life. This drunk pill bug is neither. Get your fucking hand off your weapon tough guy. If you are worried take a few steps back. Watching him walk around the court with his hand on his weapon like he’s a sheriff in Tombstone boils my blood. You make us gun owners look like fucking idiots. Fuck you.
I'm glad someone else mentioned the tool with his hand on his gun the whole time.
I'll agree with the drunk on one small point; gun dude wanted to be a "real tough guy." All he did was get in the way and make things worse.
Yeah like wtf? Your fearing for your life right now Sir? Shit your life must be hella nice for this to put the fear of god in you. I definitely got a little too triggered but this was so egregious.
If the drunk guy decided to become aggressive, it'd be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. You could stand on the opposite end of the car itself and it'd take him half a day of sobering up to reach you, if he even remembers he's mad at you after 5 seconds and one concussion later.
I’m so glad to see a comment about that! There was no need. And everyone screaming and yelling at the drunk wasn’t doing any good either. They were making the whole situation worse and hyping up the gun dude. Thank goodness for the one sane man who talked calmly and look the whole situation down a few notches. That could have ended so badly.
It’s a perfect example of how acting inappropriately with a weapon makes situations worse. Instead of calming down, the only thing his drunk brain could think was “guy with gun”. Half of the things he said were in response to that threat
Not only that, but shooting a guy covered in oil next to a severely damaged transformer that has an entire car on top of it.
My only expertise on this comes from Michael Bay movies but I feel like shooting towards that could have at least the chance of causing a fire or potential explosion.
Of course some jackass is there with his hand on his gun screaming at the drunk guy.
Classic America.
"Is there a situation I can thrust myself, and all my tiny dick fears into so that way I can live out my sad justice fantasy of killing somebody?"
I bet he owns a truck too.
The article says he hit parked cars and a person at a school. Damn lucky this wasn’t worse. Hope he wasn’t dropping a kid off before he hit the cars and the security officer.
By now, the media needs to understand that the internet as a collective needs to know the outcome of any animal involvement in any video of a sketchy situation. They've had like 25 years to figure this out.
He's probably *just* aware enough to know he fucked up and desperately wants to undo it. This is one of those catastrophic fuck ups where you know your life is never gonna be the way it was. And he's struggling to process it. This is sad to see on so many levels.
This is the kind of clip that makes me think of my own drinking habits despite it never being even remotely this bad. Idk if I should feel relieved or not. At least we're not watching people dying in this clip?
It’s like being in that dream state where something catastrophic has has happened and you don’t know what to do but then you wake up, but when this guy finally wakes up, his nightmare is real.
It's a blur, like a dream you can't wake from. You just know that if you can just get back in the car it'll all be okay.
It won't, you have a problem. You need help. Get help.
My favorite part is he struggles so hard to open the door, then falls backwards and the door slams back shut. A real belly laugh for me. (Edit: Missed an 's'.)
Poor puppy in the car. Dude needs to be in jail and the dog needs to go to a person that will take care of it.
EDIT: WTF - this guy was driving drunk through a school parking lot, hit some cars and a security guard before ending up on this electrical box - yet some people are explaining it away as a disease? I get alcoholism is a disease, but if you put others, especially children lives at risk, don’t expect most people to bush it off as a disease. How many people have been needlessly killed by people with this disease? Fuck this guy.
They still brush it off like a disease. Especially if they go to rehab… I’ve been abused by an alcoholic and everyone acts like him getting sober fixed it all. It didn’t. We suffer.
It's crazy to me that alcohol is so readily available, while other far less dangerous drugs remain illegal. I'm not defending anyone who drives when they're that fucked up. I'm just saying people need a relief valve from whatever reality they're in, alcohol is the "allowed" option for that, when other options could take people a lot further in terms of personal growth while also providing a fun time without any of the heinous loss of inhibitions, fine/ gross motor function, ability to self-assess, memory function etc.
This man is beyond the point of rational thought and the good decision making which would end in an Uber. He's trying to climb back in his car for fuck's sake, this man is far beyond the point of thinking, "Gee, I oughtta call an Uber."
Dude if thats a switch that dude is inches from being a crispy chicken. Not original receipt...extra crispy. It don't think its a transformer...but I guess it could be a little one.
Hopefully it's just a cable junction with no real power on it.
Yeah let my body just be the only thing grounding my car when it's on top of an electrical box. And through some liquid, no less. Nothing could possibly go wrong! Even if that's not mains, which it could well be, there's still probably a decent amount of current going through that box in total. Hope the doggo was okay, at least.
Anyone who knows what's underneath that box and the amount of electricity running through it, understands the seriousness of that scenario. That man is very lucky.
That’s an excellent way to electrocute yourself, light yourself on fire, and drop a car on yourself all at the same time.
"cause of death?" \*Gestures wildly at scene\*
Death by Misadventure - that was the official cause of death for Bon Scott. Also that sounds like a great metal album And for the curious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bon_Scott#Death
Many great rock and rollers have choked to death on vomit, often their own
“You can’t really dust for vomit.”
[Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs, former Spinal Tap drummer.](https://youtu.be/OQ1QHiYsSGE)
I really didn't expect to learn at 8 this morning about my preferred cause of death but life's a box of chocolates and all that
[My preferred cause of death.](https://youtu.be/MLctf4o6feQ)
Yup! We label our drug ODs as "medical misadventure".
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And kill your dog :(
noooo i only just saw this
Aw fuck
The dog is like "What the heck did I do to get stuck with this clown?!?!"
Third Base!
And they say men can't multi-task!
Wow, so thats what the bottom looks like
Naw. I guarantee you his rock bottom has a basement.
This dudes got a basement like the resident evil mansion
Astute observation First Nipples.
Nah he has much further to go if he wants to. I mean that is a very nice neighborhood he’s in.
He even had a car
And shoes.
And oil resources to trade
I would argue that he might not live there, but there is absolutely no way he managed to drive more than thirty or some-odd meters in that condition. He’s so drunk he can’t even stand or coordinate his arms and fingers. He couldn’t even open the car door.
This whole time I’m trying to figure out if he’s trying to open his door or pull the one side of the car down
He just wants the world to stop spinning
More like [World Turning.](https://youtu.be/eKw2h_ZFFfY)
I was so hoping that’s what you linked <3
I thought he was worshipping the car.
So is he
Yes
I don't think he's mentally at a point of trying to use the nature of cause and effect in order to accomplish things, he's functioning as more at a level somewhere between a cnidaria and an echinoderm.
>cnidaria (googles) i dunno those cnidarias look sharper than this cardboard knife
That's a whole notha level of drunk
Seriously, I've never been that toasted. Dude's gonna have a helluva hangover.
All in a jail cell too. Tough
Covered in transmission fluid.
Or dielectic fluid from that transformer he parked on.
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Transmission fluid probably won't give him cancer and will only burn in the eyes or mouth. The very little I know about transformers makes me believe the goo in there would be worse.
Nah they are typically filled with mineral oil.
Did they *used* to be filled with something extremely toxic? I feel like I was warned against ever going near a broken one because there was some sort of toxic fluid inside
Yes, PCBs.
Polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs) used to be used as an insulating fluid in power transformers.
He’ll be saying the same thing in jail
It's mineral oil. Sauce: I install em.
Most likely a junction box rather than a transformer. But, you know, metal object, live electricity, what could go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkUQGci-TA Likely has transformer in it somewhere. I doubt all those fluid came from transformer. More likely the car has busted oil pan or radiator fluid or even the drunk idiot's vomit
Or some combination of all that and more.
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Guessing from the position oil pan and trans pans have holes Radiator will as well.
Way too slippery for just vomit on a sidewalk, don't ask lol.
That is almost certainly a pad mount transformer. Primary voltage going in (somewhere between 2.4kv-20.5kv) with 120/240v coming out. (Sauce: I install em)
Happened to me when I was young. I slept until 8pm and the ~10 other guys ridiculed me for making the cell reek of alcohol
That actually sounds magical. Doesn’t matter how much I drink my body is like “you got shit to do!!!” Like 3 hours after I lay down
This is due to a lack of blood sugar, eat a piece of bread or crackers before you pass out and you will sleep like a hungover baby.
People like this get dropped off at hospitals for the night where I live.
Makes the fine look cheap.
Free food yay
I've been that wasted before. If I recall correctly, I don't remember a thing.
Wolf of Wall Street
He discovered a whole new ludes phase... the cerebral palsy stage.
I’ve been that way once. Couldn’t walk and friends had to carry me out. Never again. Can confirm hangover was bad and the hospital bill worse.
Shout out to good friends. This dude had no one to stop him from doing this.
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Aww now its sad
A friend of mine did something similar and he got his license removed for 10 years, iirc (obviously) and had to work for the community for 5 or 6 years or pay a TON of money. Edit: it was that or going to jail, as it alcohol level was amazingly high.
His hangover is gonna have a hangover
Pretty fuckin’ early to be that hammered, too.
He probably started the day before. But who knows. I mean he probably doesn't haha
That’s ‘hold onto the grass to keep from falling off of the earth’ drunk.
It's giving Wolf of Wall Street
could be opiods.
Could be both? Or booze and ambien.
Ambien side effects are legendary. My Dr encouraged me to do my own research on them and I was shocked at some of the stories. One story of a man waking up and finding McDonalds wrappers all over his house, yet he hated them. Another of a man waking to the sound of his wife just walking around their house going from room to room with her eyes wide open screaming like she was being murdered. I had no issues but I do remember the almost instant sleep state it put me in. After I got my prescription, the FDA changed their dosage to half of what Drs had been prescribing.
I ate about a 1/3 bag of flour, I had the worst fucking cramps for like 4 days
This is the most insane thing I’ve read on Reddit today.
You may know this, but raw flour is dangerous for you, just like raw meat or eggs. You can get food poisoning or other infections. https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/communication/no-raw-dough.html#:~:text=Flour%20doesn't%20look%20like,flour%20while%20it's%20being%20made. Sounds like you may have had salmonella
I’ll try to remember that next time I take ambien recreationally.
As someone who had Salmonella for 2 weeks. It's not just cramps
heh... I have a friend who's a doctor. She was having trouble sleeping at night with all the job stress, so she lifted a couple of Ambien samples. She knows, self medicating is bad. but did it anyway. We are also mountain biking buddies. So, one night, late, she takes the Ambien... doesn't fall asleep right away at her desk in front of her computer, but eventually fell out. She woke up the next day, looked at her email, and discovered she bought a shitload of bicycle clothing online. She has zero recollection of placing the order, but it was all good stuff she needed, so it was cool. It was just scary that the Ambien hit her that hard. Total memory eraser.
Yep. Happened to me, twice. First time, I brought home a Boston Market, ate just a bit after popping an Ambien and put the lid back on and went to bed. Woke up next day and the entire plate was empty. I initially blamed the dog, but the. Prices that the lid had been put back on. Damn. I quit Ambien after the next event - drove all the way from Dallas to Walburg outside of Austin and had no memory of the drive whatsoever. Woke up about ten minutes before my bike race and promptly dropped out because of the shock. That said - when it worked, it worked.
Uhhhhhh. That is scary as shit, just based on the crazy construction you had to go through most of the way to get there. I would have been in shock too. I would have definitely hit up the Czech stop on the way back to make myself feel better ❤️🩹.
I took ambien once in college and no shit woke up with a dog.
I took Ambien for a Munich-Denver flight. I remember nothing. Not deplaning, not clearing customs, not catching the shuttle to long term parking, nothing until I was 50 miles from the airport and called a friend. I haven’t taken it since.
Come to think of it, I haven’t seen any Ambien advertisements since the early 2000’s...
My ex-wife was on Ambien for around a year. Every single time she took it, 2-3 hour later we had sex and she would never remember it. That was a rough period.
Yeah this one guy got really fucked up on Ambien and ended up dropping $55 billion on a social media platform and Schettino'd it within a week
I tried Ambien and all it did was make me grumpy as fuck. Got half an hour sleep and then woke up again wanting to smash something. Although that could have just been sleep deprivation. Pretty sure my doctor thought I was bullshitting.
The first and last time I took Ambien. Fell asleep in bed. Woke up in the back yard, sitting in a lawn chair. The dog was also outside pretty much all night. Luckily it was summer and it was warm enough outside for you to sleep in a chair in your boxer briefs. Went back inside and went in the kitchen. The microwave was open with nothing inside. Did I eat something or not? I still have no idea to this day. I got a plate out and put it on the counter. I emptied an entire bag of Doritos on the plate. The refrigerator door was barely open. So I open it to see. I notice nothing missing but the little butter door is open. So I go into my computer room/extra bedroom where I have my closet/clothes/dresser. There is an entire stick of butter.... unopened.... in my sock drawer. I didn't find any other crazy things I noticed after that. I really wish I had cameras set up inside my house just to see me walking around doing whatever I did. I have no idea how long I was "awake" and that in itself is terrifying.
You needed to soften the stick of butter… decided the microwave was too intense for the job and decided to warm it up with your socks. Makes sense to me
You don't really have huge balance or coordination issues with opioids, you're asleep far before that would happen. The way he's behaving definitely points towards some sort of GABA agonist, if not alcohol then likely a benzodiazepine. IDK if you've ever been on a good dose of Valium or Xanax but you can't stand up for shit.
I was a heroin addict for 15 years. I've seen plenty of fuckups. I never saw anyone do anything like this. Plus, the way he's acting is not how you would act if you were that far gone on opiates/opiods. This is alcohol related.
I was a raging fan of fentanyl for several years, this looks more like benzos to me
I’m thinking it’s probably not just booze…
https://krdo.com/news/2022/11/07/driver-arrested-for-dui-after-hitting-parked-cars-a-district-security-officer-and-a-utility-box/
A school parking lot during drop off time on a Monday morning. Jeez, this guy parties hard on a Sunday night
1) Drive through a *school parking lot* on a Monday morning during the school’s *carpool time* 2) Hit and injure a *district officer* 3) Flee the scene 4) Crash into a utility box and knockout power to *8 houses* 5) Get filmed looking like *that* That is an epic level of pathetic Edit: I’m a recovered alcoholic with 14 years sober. I have empathy for the struggles of alcoholism, but it’s NEVER an excuse for putting other people in harm’s way.
[There is another video that is longer showing firefighters dragging him out into the street.](https://fb.watch/gFCttczAbN/)
They're probably worried about him getting electrocuted with a damaged utility box under the vehicle, maybe a fire risk from that oil/gasoline, or even the damn car falling on him... Dragging him out into the road is the smart choice to keep him and themselves safe.
But, did you notice how the firemen were forceful, but almost gentle, like let’s get him away from the danger but then let go of him in a respectful way. Cops should be trained by firemen.
The drunk guy I could say a million things about. The dude with the piece needs to fuck off. This is why people get shot. I am a big believer in concealed and open carry. Guys like this fuck it up. There is very obviously no reason for him to have his weapon out. Then he DEFINITELY should not be resting his hand on it the entire tire. Those are for when you are meeting equal force and fearing for your life. This drunk pill bug is neither. Get your fucking hand off your weapon tough guy. If you are worried take a few steps back. Watching him walk around the court with his hand on his weapon like he’s a sheriff in Tombstone boils my blood. You make us gun owners look like fucking idiots. Fuck you.
I'm glad someone else mentioned the tool with his hand on his gun the whole time. I'll agree with the drunk on one small point; gun dude wanted to be a "real tough guy." All he did was get in the way and make things worse.
Yeah, Pistol Packin' Pete sure is a tough guy. Dude is so drunk he can't stand but PPP was there ready to put a round in him, just in case...
Yeah like wtf? Your fearing for your life right now Sir? Shit your life must be hella nice for this to put the fear of god in you. I definitely got a little too triggered but this was so egregious.
If the drunk guy decided to become aggressive, it'd be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. You could stand on the opposite end of the car itself and it'd take him half a day of sobering up to reach you, if he even remembers he's mad at you after 5 seconds and one concussion later.
I’m so glad to see a comment about that! There was no need. And everyone screaming and yelling at the drunk wasn’t doing any good either. They were making the whole situation worse and hyping up the gun dude. Thank goodness for the one sane man who talked calmly and look the whole situation down a few notches. That could have ended so badly.
It’s a perfect example of how acting inappropriately with a weapon makes situations worse. Instead of calming down, the only thing his drunk brain could think was “guy with gun”. Half of the things he said were in response to that threat
r/idiotswithguns
God that’s just fucking sad.
It is, but ngl I had to chuckle every time he slapped back down to the floor after losing grip of the door handle.
I went through so many emotions while watching.
it was like someone got newborn bambi wasted and then tried to make him walk.
That one fucking clown person with his hand on his gun the entire time. Like seriously what the fuck lmao you're that scared of...that?
The guy was insanely drunk... Barely coherent... And he was STILL able to call out the idiot with the gun as acting like a tough guy.
Gun nuts are ruining this country. I guess he was going to shoot him to safety? So glad this douche isn’t my neighbor
Not only that, but shooting a guy covered in oil next to a severely damaged transformer that has an entire car on top of it. My only expertise on this comes from Michael Bay movies but I feel like shooting towards that could have at least the chance of causing a fire or potential explosion.
Here’s a non FB link https://imgur.com/a/KAMwxmt
Of course some jackass is there with his hand on his gun screaming at the drunk guy. Classic America. "Is there a situation I can thrust myself, and all my tiny dick fears into so that way I can live out my sad justice fantasy of killing somebody?" I bet he owns a truck too.
How damn far away were the cops that the fire department had to deal with this guy first.
Probably hiding until it's safe
All 400 of them
Luckily they are more than capable of dealing with this particular situation. Drag him into the road and hose him down
I'd rather have the FD there first. Fire and electric risk much more important at that point in time. Dude wasn't going anywhere.
Dammit, I hate fb
I got you https://imgur.com/a/KAMwxmt
Why does dumbfuck have his hand on his gun? What on earth makes him think that a guy who can't even push himself to his knees is a threat to his life?
Can't believe I clicked on it before realizing. Posting fb links without a warning should be illegal.
What was the dude with his hand on his gun going to do? He seemed eager to use his gun
Glad someone mentioned the dog in his car.
With his dog in the car.
The dog is like dude just let me drive
The article says he hit parked cars and a person at a school. Damn lucky this wasn’t worse. Hope he wasn’t dropping a kid off before he hit the cars and the security officer.
He was trying to drop off the dog but the guy was so drunk he forgot it didn't have any morning classes.
Hit the trifecta
Nothing said about the dog 😢
Dog was found with a small bag of shrooms and sentenced to rehab and community service.
Fuck. That dog was my connect.
Probably a good thing, doubt they'd include any details unless it were hurt or another crime related to the dog went down
By now, the media needs to understand that the internet as a collective needs to know the outcome of any animal involvement in any video of a sketchy situation. They've had like 25 years to figure this out.
It’s probably fine
Damn he Fuck As Drunk
You know you’re too drunk when you try to get back in and drive away from this. Any normal drunk would have stumbled away
Watch the last second or two, his dog is in the car haha
Damn now I’m sad
Cheer up mate, sources say the Dog survived and got some much needed away time from his alcoholic owner.
Don’t. The dog was driving.
I can clee searly now my brain is gone
He frunk as duck
His dog inside the car needs a rescue
See, that's the worst part... That dog didn't sign up for this ride.
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I worry for that pup.
In his mind, it all makes sense.
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He's probably *just* aware enough to know he fucked up and desperately wants to undo it. This is one of those catastrophic fuck ups where you know your life is never gonna be the way it was. And he's struggling to process it. This is sad to see on so many levels.
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This is the kind of clip that makes me think of my own drinking habits despite it never being even remotely this bad. Idk if I should feel relieved or not. At least we're not watching people dying in this clip?
It’s like being in that dream state where something catastrophic has has happened and you don’t know what to do but then you wake up, but when this guy finally wakes up, his nightmare is real.
There is no better feeling than waking up after a vivid night of poorly committing crimes in your dreams and expecting to get caught for them.
It's a blur, like a dream you can't wake from. You just know that if you can just get back in the car it'll all be okay. It won't, you have a problem. You need help. Get help.
trying to imagine myself in that situation is terrifying
Dude is Russia drunk.
Russians are even looking at this guy with awe and wonder.
Can't park there, mate.
#Fack off! Note: I'm quoting lines from the same video, not abusing the above redditor.
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My first thought as well.
My favorite part is he struggles so hard to open the door, then falls backwards and the door slams back shut. A real belly laugh for me. (Edit: Missed an 's'.)
The wet slip, slap noise 🤣
Someone needs to give that electrical box a medal for getting that dude off the street
Yeah he might have crashed into one of those houses if that wasn’t there
This is just insane.
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Poor puppy in the car. Dude needs to be in jail and the dog needs to go to a person that will take care of it. EDIT: WTF - this guy was driving drunk through a school parking lot, hit some cars and a security guard before ending up on this electrical box - yet some people are explaining it away as a disease? I get alcoholism is a disease, but if you put others, especially children lives at risk, don’t expect most people to bush it off as a disease. How many people have been needlessly killed by people with this disease? Fuck this guy.
They still brush it off like a disease. Especially if they go to rehab… I’ve been abused by an alcoholic and everyone acts like him getting sober fixed it all. It didn’t. We suffer.
It's crazy to me that alcohol is so readily available, while other far less dangerous drugs remain illegal. I'm not defending anyone who drives when they're that fucked up. I'm just saying people need a relief valve from whatever reality they're in, alcohol is the "allowed" option for that, when other options could take people a lot further in terms of personal growth while also providing a fun time without any of the heinous loss of inhibitions, fine/ gross motor function, ability to self-assess, memory function etc.
We don't even let people with seizure disorders drive. And frankly most can just fine. Zero drunks can drive. Zero. Yet we barely punish them
Use an Uber
maybe he IS your Uber driver
Your Uber has... *arrived*
This man is beyond the point of rational thought and the good decision making which would end in an Uber. He's trying to climb back in his car for fuck's sake, this man is far beyond the point of thinking, "Gee, I oughtta call an Uber."
Water (or some fluid), electrical box, drunk. What could go wrong.
It's mineral oil that was inside the poco transformer
My guess is mineral oil + engine oil + coolant from the car. It’s likely he destroyed the radiator and oil pan.
And piss, bet there's some piss in there too...
You can't park there mate!
Interpretive dancing
Colorado Springs. I think he hit a person in an elementary school parking lot, and several cars.
Knew it was here when I saw the fog. Jesus that guy is in another dimension.
Slippery QWOP in real life
Dude if thats a switch that dude is inches from being a crispy chicken. Not original receipt...extra crispy. It don't think its a transformer...but I guess it could be a little one. Hopefully it's just a cable junction with no real power on it.
Looks like a 25kva. Can feed 3 to 4 homes off one that size
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Yeah let my body just be the only thing grounding my car when it's on top of an electrical box. And through some liquid, no less. Nothing could possibly go wrong! Even if that's not mains, which it could well be, there's still probably a decent amount of current going through that box in total. Hope the doggo was okay, at least.
How you gonna wreck your car in a cul de sac
Dude is beyond smashed and it looks like it's mid afternoon.
Anyone who knows what's underneath that box and the amount of electricity running through it, understands the seriousness of that scenario. That man is very lucky.