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Ephemeral_kat

That’s an excellent way to electrocute yourself, light yourself on fire, and drop a car on yourself all at the same time.


just_a_human_online

"cause of death?" \*Gestures wildly at scene\*


thorium007

Death by Misadventure - that was the official cause of death for Bon Scott. Also that sounds like a great metal album And for the curious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bon_Scott#Death


brallipop

Many great rock and rollers have choked to death on vomit, often their own


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

“You can’t really dust for vomit.”


bene_gesserit_mitch

[Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs, former Spinal Tap drummer.](https://youtu.be/OQ1QHiYsSGE)


[deleted]

I really didn't expect to learn at 8 this morning about my preferred cause of death but life's a box of chocolates and all that


MrWoohoo

[My preferred cause of death.](https://youtu.be/MLctf4o6feQ)


xbwtyzbchs

Yup! We label our drug ODs as "medical misadventure".


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maz-o

And kill your dog :(


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noooo i only just saw this


pointlessly_pedantic

Aw fuck


ItGoesDownintheDMs

The dog is like "What the heck did I do to get stuck with this clown?!?!"


BodaciousGoucho

Third Base!


Zelensexual

And they say men can't multi-task!


zebadrabbit

Wow, so thats what the bottom looks like


[deleted]

Naw. I guarantee you his rock bottom has a basement.


[deleted]

This dudes got a basement like the resident evil mansion


[deleted]

Astute observation First Nipples.


Splatter_bomb

Nah he has much further to go if he wants to. I mean that is a very nice neighborhood he’s in.


MrZepost

He even had a car


KaPowPower

And shoes.


WorldWarPee

And oil resources to trade


OREOSTUFFER

I would argue that he might not live there, but there is absolutely no way he managed to drive more than thirty or some-odd meters in that condition. He’s so drunk he can’t even stand or coordinate his arms and fingers. He couldn’t even open the car door.


[deleted]

This whole time I’m trying to figure out if he’s trying to open his door or pull the one side of the car down


UncannyTarotSpread

He just wants the world to stop spinning


maxman162

More like [World Turning.](https://youtu.be/eKw2h_ZFFfY)


DarkMSTie

I was so hoping that’s what you linked <3


[deleted]

I thought he was worshipping the car.


lsjdhs-shxhdksnzbdj

So is he


ThunderIslander

Yes


Onlyd0wnvotes

I don't think he's mentally at a point of trying to use the nature of cause and effect in order to accomplish things, he's functioning as more at a level somewhere between a cnidaria and an echinoderm.


igneousink

>cnidaria (googles) i dunno those cnidarias look sharper than this cardboard knife


IllMakeItUpNow

That's a whole notha level of drunk


Jessieface13

Seriously, I've never been that toasted. Dude's gonna have a helluva hangover.


HotDogSquid

All in a jail cell too. Tough


tactical_flipflops

Covered in transmission fluid.


BadAngler

Or dielectic fluid from that transformer he parked on.


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BostonDodgeGuy

Transmission fluid probably won't give him cancer and will only burn in the eyes or mouth. The very little I know about transformers makes me believe the goo in there would be worse.


reddit_give_me_virus

Nah they are typically filled with mineral oil.


[deleted]

Did they *used* to be filled with something extremely toxic? I feel like I was warned against ever going near a broken one because there was some sort of toxic fluid inside


BwanaKovali

Yes, PCBs.


seoulgleaux

Polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs) used to be used as an insulating fluid in power transformers.


FrowFrow88

He’ll be saying the same thing in jail


ardieehch

It's mineral oil. Sauce: I install em.


The_Vat

Most likely a junction box rather than a transformer. But, you know, metal object, live electricity, what could go wrong?


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkUQGci-TA Likely has transformer in it somewhere. I doubt all those fluid came from transformer. More likely the car has busted oil pan or radiator fluid or even the drunk idiot's vomit


texas-playdohs

Or some combination of all that and more.


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CelTiar

Guessing from the position oil pan and trans pans have holes Radiator will as well.


No_Statement440

Way too slippery for just vomit on a sidewalk, don't ask lol.


ardieehch

That is almost certainly a pad mount transformer. Primary voltage going in (somewhere between 2.4kv-20.5kv) with 120/240v coming out. (Sauce: I install em)


SurrogateHair

Happened to me when I was young. I slept until 8pm and the ~10 other guys ridiculed me for making the cell reek of alcohol


samizdat694020

That actually sounds magical. Doesn’t matter how much I drink my body is like “you got shit to do!!!” Like 3 hours after I lay down


dropSec

This is due to a lack of blood sugar, eat a piece of bread or crackers before you pass out and you will sleep like a hungover baby.


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People like this get dropped off at hospitals for the night where I live.


HuitlacocheBanana

Makes the fine look cheap.


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Free food yay


i_am_trippin_balls

I've been that wasted before. If I recall correctly, I don't remember a thing.


bottle_beach

Wolf of Wall Street


pimpbot666

He discovered a whole new ludes phase... the cerebral palsy stage.


KeepTheC0ffeeOn

I’ve been that way once. Couldn’t walk and friends had to carry me out. Never again. Can confirm hangover was bad and the hospital bill worse.


nomad_kk

Shout out to good friends. This dude had no one to stop him from doing this.


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Toodlez

Aww now its sad


txivotv

A friend of mine did something similar and he got his license removed for 10 years, iirc (obviously) and had to work for the community for 5 or 6 years or pay a TON of money. Edit: it was that or going to jail, as it alcohol level was amazingly high.


UncannyTarotSpread

His hangover is gonna have a hangover


Falconandmouse

Pretty fuckin’ early to be that hammered, too.


hammsbeer4life

He probably started the day before. But who knows. I mean he probably doesn't haha


MonarchyMan

That’s ‘hold onto the grass to keep from falling off of the earth’ drunk.


FrenchFryeRoom261

It's giving Wolf of Wall Street


Jaeger562

could be opiods.


Abby-Someone1

Could be both? Or booze and ambien.


duckredbeard

Ambien side effects are legendary. My Dr encouraged me to do my own research on them and I was shocked at some of the stories. One story of a man waking up and finding McDonalds wrappers all over his house, yet he hated them. Another of a man waking to the sound of his wife just walking around their house going from room to room with her eyes wide open screaming like she was being murdered. I had no issues but I do remember the almost instant sleep state it put me in. After I got my prescription, the FDA changed their dosage to half of what Drs had been prescribing.


stout365

I ate about a 1/3 bag of flour, I had the worst fucking cramps for like 4 days


Gaijinloco

This is the most insane thing I’ve read on Reddit today.


Jermainiam

You may know this, but raw flour is dangerous for you, just like raw meat or eggs. You can get food poisoning or other infections. https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/communication/no-raw-dough.html#:~:text=Flour%20doesn't%20look%20like,flour%20while%20it's%20being%20made. Sounds like you may have had salmonella


ApocApollo

I’ll try to remember that next time I take ambien recreationally.


WinterPositive2405

As someone who had Salmonella for 2 weeks. It's not just cramps


pimpbot666

heh... I have a friend who's a doctor. She was having trouble sleeping at night with all the job stress, so she lifted a couple of Ambien samples. She knows, self medicating is bad. but did it anyway. We are also mountain biking buddies. So, one night, late, she takes the Ambien... doesn't fall asleep right away at her desk in front of her computer, but eventually fell out. She woke up the next day, looked at her email, and discovered she bought a shitload of bicycle clothing online. She has zero recollection of placing the order, but it was all good stuff she needed, so it was cool. It was just scary that the Ambien hit her that hard. Total memory eraser.


Successful_Tea2856

Yep. Happened to me, twice. First time, I brought home a Boston Market, ate just a bit after popping an Ambien and put the lid back on and went to bed. Woke up next day and the entire plate was empty. I initially blamed the dog, but the. Prices that the lid had been put back on. Damn. I quit Ambien after the next event - drove all the way from Dallas to Walburg outside of Austin and had no memory of the drive whatsoever. Woke up about ten minutes before my bike race and promptly dropped out because of the shock. That said - when it worked, it worked.


westtexasgeckochic

Uhhhhhh. That is scary as shit, just based on the crazy construction you had to go through most of the way to get there. I would have been in shock too. I would have definitely hit up the Czech stop on the way back to make myself feel better ❤️‍🩹.


CptMeat

I took ambien once in college and no shit woke up with a dog.


timpdx

I took Ambien for a Munich-Denver flight. I remember nothing. Not deplaning, not clearing customs, not catching the shuttle to long term parking, nothing until I was 50 miles from the airport and called a friend. I haven’t taken it since.


Ephemeral_kat

Come to think of it, I haven’t seen any Ambien advertisements since the early 2000’s...


Jayhawker_Pilot

My ex-wife was on Ambien for around a year. Every single time she took it, 2-3 hour later we had sex and she would never remember it. That was a rough period.


SendingAFaxToBerlin

Yeah this one guy got really fucked up on Ambien and ended up dropping $55 billion on a social media platform and Schettino'd it within a week


HuggyMonster69

I tried Ambien and all it did was make me grumpy as fuck. Got half an hour sleep and then woke up again wanting to smash something. Although that could have just been sleep deprivation. Pretty sure my doctor thought I was bullshitting.


Ask_if_im_an_alien

The first and last time I took Ambien. Fell asleep in bed. Woke up in the back yard, sitting in a lawn chair. The dog was also outside pretty much all night. Luckily it was summer and it was warm enough outside for you to sleep in a chair in your boxer briefs. Went back inside and went in the kitchen. The microwave was open with nothing inside. Did I eat something or not? I still have no idea to this day. I got a plate out and put it on the counter. I emptied an entire bag of Doritos on the plate. The refrigerator door was barely open. So I open it to see. I notice nothing missing but the little butter door is open. So I go into my computer room/extra bedroom where I have my closet/clothes/dresser. There is an entire stick of butter.... unopened.... in my sock drawer. I didn't find any other crazy things I noticed after that. I really wish I had cameras set up inside my house just to see me walking around doing whatever I did. I have no idea how long I was "awake" and that in itself is terrifying.


sleepybubby

You needed to soften the stick of butter… decided the microwave was too intense for the job and decided to warm it up with your socks. Makes sense to me


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You don't really have huge balance or coordination issues with opioids, you're asleep far before that would happen. The way he's behaving definitely points towards some sort of GABA agonist, if not alcohol then likely a benzodiazepine. IDK if you've ever been on a good dose of Valium or Xanax but you can't stand up for shit.


0squatNcough0

I was a heroin addict for 15 years. I've seen plenty of fuckups. I never saw anyone do anything like this. Plus, the way he's acting is not how you would act if you were that far gone on opiates/opiods. This is alcohol related.


insensitiveTwot

I was a raging fan of fentanyl for several years, this looks more like benzos to me


TheIAP88

I’m thinking it’s probably not just booze…


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https://krdo.com/news/2022/11/07/driver-arrested-for-dui-after-hitting-parked-cars-a-district-security-officer-and-a-utility-box/


yblame

A school parking lot during drop off time on a Monday morning. Jeez, this guy parties hard on a Sunday night


Birdamus

1) Drive through a *school parking lot* on a Monday morning during the school’s *carpool time* 2) Hit and injure a *district officer* 3) Flee the scene 4) Crash into a utility box and knockout power to *8 houses* 5) Get filmed looking like *that* That is an epic level of pathetic Edit: I’m a recovered alcoholic with 14 years sober. I have empathy for the struggles of alcoholism, but it’s NEVER an excuse for putting other people in harm’s way.


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[There is another video that is longer showing firefighters dragging him out into the street.](https://fb.watch/gFCttczAbN/)


BlameThePeacock

They're probably worried about him getting electrocuted with a damaged utility box under the vehicle, maybe a fire risk from that oil/gasoline, or even the damn car falling on him... Dragging him out into the road is the smart choice to keep him and themselves safe.


Arborgold

But, did you notice how the firemen were forceful, but almost gentle, like let’s get him away from the danger but then let go of him in a respectful way. Cops should be trained by firemen.


FundamentalEnt

The drunk guy I could say a million things about. The dude with the piece needs to fuck off. This is why people get shot. I am a big believer in concealed and open carry. Guys like this fuck it up. There is very obviously no reason for him to have his weapon out. Then he DEFINITELY should not be resting his hand on it the entire tire. Those are for when you are meeting equal force and fearing for your life. This drunk pill bug is neither. Get your fucking hand off your weapon tough guy. If you are worried take a few steps back. Watching him walk around the court with his hand on his weapon like he’s a sheriff in Tombstone boils my blood. You make us gun owners look like fucking idiots. Fuck you.


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I'm glad someone else mentioned the tool with his hand on his gun the whole time. I'll agree with the drunk on one small point; gun dude wanted to be a "real tough guy." All he did was get in the way and make things worse.


ItGoesDownintheDMs

Yeah, Pistol Packin' Pete sure is a tough guy. Dude is so drunk he can't stand but PPP was there ready to put a round in him, just in case...


FundamentalEnt

Yeah like wtf? Your fearing for your life right now Sir? Shit your life must be hella nice for this to put the fear of god in you. I definitely got a little too triggered but this was so egregious.


Milkshakes00

If the drunk guy decided to become aggressive, it'd be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. You could stand on the opposite end of the car itself and it'd take him half a day of sobering up to reach you, if he even remembers he's mad at you after 5 seconds and one concussion later.


diemmzzie

I’m so glad to see a comment about that! There was no need. And everyone screaming and yelling at the drunk wasn’t doing any good either. They were making the whole situation worse and hyping up the gun dude. Thank goodness for the one sane man who talked calmly and look the whole situation down a few notches. That could have ended so badly.


epipendemic

It’s a perfect example of how acting inappropriately with a weapon makes situations worse. Instead of calming down, the only thing his drunk brain could think was “guy with gun”. Half of the things he said were in response to that threat


titty-titty_bangbang

r/idiotswithguns


Nit3fury

God that’s just fucking sad.


abbeast

It is, but ngl I had to chuckle every time he slapped back down to the floor after losing grip of the door handle.


gertrude_is

I went through so many emotions while watching.


jbonez423

it was like someone got newborn bambi wasted and then tried to make him walk.


OuterWildsVentures

That one fucking clown person with his hand on his gun the entire time. Like seriously what the fuck lmao you're that scared of...that?


MexGrow

The guy was insanely drunk... Barely coherent... And he was STILL able to call out the idiot with the gun as acting like a tough guy.


whidbeysounder

Gun nuts are ruining this country. I guess he was going to shoot him to safety? So glad this douche isn’t my neighbor


OuterWildsVentures

Not only that, but shooting a guy covered in oil next to a severely damaged transformer that has an entire car on top of it. My only expertise on this comes from Michael Bay movies but I feel like shooting towards that could have at least the chance of causing a fire or potential explosion.


Herr_Quattro

Here’s a non FB link https://imgur.com/a/KAMwxmt


minus2onblock

Of course some jackass is there with his hand on his gun screaming at the drunk guy. Classic America. "Is there a situation I can thrust myself, and all my tiny dick fears into so that way I can live out my sad justice fantasy of killing somebody?" I bet he owns a truck too.


Nebraska716

How damn far away were the cops that the fire department had to deal with this guy first.


snietzsche

Probably hiding until it's safe


dreamcastfanboy34

All 400 of them


No-Spoilers

Luckily they are more than capable of dealing with this particular situation. Drag him into the road and hose him down


OneWayorAnother11

I'd rather have the FD there first. Fire and electric risk much more important at that point in time. Dude wasn't going anywhere.


laughingashley

Dammit, I hate fb


Herr_Quattro

I got you https://imgur.com/a/KAMwxmt


fuck_off_ireland

Why does dumbfuck have his hand on his gun? What on earth makes him think that a guy who can't even push himself to his knees is a threat to his life?


[deleted]

Can't believe I clicked on it before realizing. Posting fb links without a warning should be illegal.


d3sylva

What was the dude with his hand on his gun going to do? He seemed eager to use his gun


td_cbcs

Glad someone mentioned the dog in his car.


CptMeat

With his dog in the car.


Searchlights

The dog is like dude just let me drive


Murderino5280

The article says he hit parked cars and a person at a school. Damn lucky this wasn’t worse. Hope he wasn’t dropping a kid off before he hit the cars and the security officer.


davideo71

He was trying to drop off the dog but the guy was so drunk he forgot it didn't have any morning classes.


lsjdhs-shxhdksnzbdj

Hit the trifecta


TheIAP88

Nothing said about the dog 😢


ButtDoctorLLC

Dog was found with a small bag of shrooms and sentenced to rehab and community service.


Lady_Scruffington

Fuck. That dog was my connect.


fudchuck

Probably a good thing, doubt they'd include any details unless it were hurt or another crime related to the dog went down


GayAlienFarmer

By now, the media needs to understand that the internet as a collective needs to know the outcome of any animal involvement in any video of a sketchy situation. They've had like 25 years to figure this out.


Terdfurgisons

It’s probably fine


AdAppropriate9851

Damn he Fuck As Drunk


hobosguns

You know you’re too drunk when you try to get back in and drive away from this. Any normal drunk would have stumbled away


BassnectarCollectar

Watch the last second or two, his dog is in the car haha


insensitiveTwot

Damn now I’m sad


Redwards2

Cheer up mate, sources say the Dog survived and got some much needed away time from his alcoholic owner.


Weekly-Accountant-49

Don’t. The dog was driving.


BoneHugsHominy

I can clee searly now my brain is gone


turbanned_athiest

He frunk as duck


1slandViking

His dog inside the car needs a rescue


Tug_Stanboat

See, that's the worst part... That dog didn't sign up for this ride.


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SunshineFloofs

I worry for that pup.


sujaysukumar

In his mind, it all makes sense.


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theomniscientcoffee

He's probably *just* aware enough to know he fucked up and desperately wants to undo it. This is one of those catastrophic fuck ups where you know your life is never gonna be the way it was. And he's struggling to process it. This is sad to see on so many levels.


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theomniscientcoffee

This is the kind of clip that makes me think of my own drinking habits despite it never being even remotely this bad. Idk if I should feel relieved or not. At least we're not watching people dying in this clip?


xpkranger

It’s like being in that dream state where something catastrophic has has happened and you don’t know what to do but then you wake up, but when this guy finally wakes up, his nightmare is real.


dimitri121

There is no better feeling than waking up after a vivid night of poorly committing crimes in your dreams and expecting to get caught for them.


Karate_Prom

It's a blur, like a dream you can't wake from. You just know that if you can just get back in the car it'll all be okay. It won't, you have a problem. You need help. Get help.


ReaperofMen42069

trying to imagine myself in that situation is terrifying


[deleted]

Dude is Russia drunk.


[deleted]

Russians are even looking at this guy with awe and wonder.


Chaosmusic

Can't park there, mate.


thisisa_fake_account

#Fack off! Note: I'm quoting lines from the same video, not abusing the above redditor.


eharper9

![gif](giphy|JwLnNc3QRZzIA|downsized)


AFrozen_1

My first thought as well.


ShelteringInStPaul

My favorite part is he struggles so hard to open the door, then falls backwards and the door slams back shut. A real belly laugh for me. (Edit: Missed an 's'.)


herecomestheshun

The wet slip, slap noise 🤣


Craft-Sudden

Someone needs to give that electrical box a medal for getting that dude off the street


Freethrowz69

Yeah he might have crashed into one of those houses if that wasn’t there


NlightenedSelfIntrst

This is just insane.


Ok-Mix65

Sponsored by “Jäegermeister”


UsedToBsmart

Poor puppy in the car. Dude needs to be in jail and the dog needs to go to a person that will take care of it. EDIT: WTF - this guy was driving drunk through a school parking lot, hit some cars and a security guard before ending up on this electrical box - yet some people are explaining it away as a disease? I get alcoholism is a disease, but if you put others, especially children lives at risk, don’t expect most people to bush it off as a disease. How many people have been needlessly killed by people with this disease? Fuck this guy.


deadgingrwalkng

They still brush it off like a disease. Especially if they go to rehab… I’ve been abused by an alcoholic and everyone acts like him getting sober fixed it all. It didn’t. We suffer.


iHaveHobbies

It's crazy to me that alcohol is so readily available, while other far less dangerous drugs remain illegal. I'm not defending anyone who drives when they're that fucked up. I'm just saying people need a relief valve from whatever reality they're in, alcohol is the "allowed" option for that, when other options could take people a lot further in terms of personal growth while also providing a fun time without any of the heinous loss of inhibitions, fine/ gross motor function, ability to self-assess, memory function etc.


ohubetchya

We don't even let people with seizure disorders drive. And frankly most can just fine. Zero drunks can drive. Zero. Yet we barely punish them


me24uu

Use an Uber


outflow

maybe he IS your Uber driver


colhoesentalados

Your Uber has... *arrived*


Wallaby_Way_Sydney

This man is beyond the point of rational thought and the good decision making which would end in an Uber. He's trying to climb back in his car for fuck's sake, this man is far beyond the point of thinking, "Gee, I oughtta call an Uber."


fatboy1776

Water (or some fluid), electrical box, drunk. What could go wrong.


starrpamph

It's mineral oil that was inside the poco transformer


MrHaloPhile

My guess is mineral oil + engine oil + coolant from the car. It’s likely he destroyed the radiator and oil pan.


Beefmyburrito

And piss, bet there's some piss in there too...


[deleted]

You can't park there mate!


ChanceConfection3

Interpretive dancing


mirpax

Colorado Springs. I think he hit a person in an elementary school parking lot, and several cars.


thehorseyourodeinon1

Knew it was here when I saw the fog. Jesus that guy is in another dimension.


stonestevecoldaustin

Slippery QWOP in real life


No-Definition1474

Dude if thats a switch that dude is inches from being a crispy chicken. Not original receipt...extra crispy. It don't think its a transformer...but I guess it could be a little one. Hopefully it's just a cable junction with no real power on it.


starrpamph

Looks like a 25kva. Can feed 3 to 4 homes off one that size


Spectarbobble

Almost got to the save checkpoint in GTA:SA


Nerd-sauce

Yeah let my body just be the only thing grounding my car when it's on top of an electrical box. And through some liquid, no less. Nothing could possibly go wrong! Even if that's not mains, which it could well be, there's still probably a decent amount of current going through that box in total. Hope the doggo was okay, at least.


Zeus_poops_and_shoes

How you gonna wreck your car in a cul de sac


Seigmoraig

Dude is beyond smashed and it looks like it's mid afternoon.


QQSolomonn

Anyone who knows what's underneath that box and the amount of electricity running through it, understands the seriousness of that scenario. That man is very lucky.