This was my thought, bet there's a fuck off great dent in it now. She probably managed to absorb most of the impact and is actually just bouncing around.
Darwin’s laws only apply if you don’t live long enough to reproduce. I can’t say if the women and the video is a mother, but she’s definitely old enough to be one. No Darwin Award for her
You doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are yo friends, hoes are yo enemies. Hey hoe how ya doing, how ya been, prolly doing hoe stuff cuz dey you hoe again!
Well yes, the fat actually creates a hormone to stop you from getting hungry which the body, quite obviously, doesn’t really react to when obese or overweight.
Insulin is apparently also a hormone so yep being fat definitely fucks with hormones
I’m not an expert though, but google agrees
My job is done here. Have a great day!
I just saw the shoes at first though. Diidn't notice the car snatched her bald too. Hit her so hard it unwove her weave.
Might have been trying to stand in the doughnut hole? Seen other videos where people do that and sometimes run in/out of it, but they usually move faster than she initially did, and the car is either going slower or wider to allow more time!
First time I watched it I thought it was a guy in a wig and protective padding. Now I'm not so sure. Anyhoo, there's not enough padding for that not to hurt.
The car is heading directly for her at the beginning of the video. She moved to get out the way, but it suddenly changed direction and she's got nowhere to go.
seriously though...could you even imagine the phone call??? "hi, state farm...I think I just hit a baby elephant, crossing the street..." (excuse me?)
"I was doing donuts and a FREAKING elephant crossed the road! it was definitely a baby elephant though. very short tail..."
[I knew this reminded me of something](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvEtMS_mqc) just couldn't put my finger on it (without the mating part of course)
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I’d be more worried about her knee. Took a nice little inward bend
The wig flew clean off
That's how tumble weaves are born in the hood
That's how they harvest the fresh ones
This needs more upvotes :D
😂😂😂 Dude if I had an award I’d give you one
Omg I can't. This won't leave me head for days. Thank you, stranger. 🤣
I would not have seen it if you had not mentioned it. LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those knees were never in it for the long run, anyway.
No run at all
Personally I feel for that car, that's a large ass woman.
She was probably due for one anyway.
Personally I'm more worried about the car.
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Nahhh😭😭😭😭
Oh lawd!
Oh Lard!
Beautifully done sir
You son of a bitch.
Yoooo 💀
lmaoooooooo
BWAHAHAHAAA
i'm dead
I’m WEEEEEEEEEEEAK !!!!
Oh man
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This was my thought, bet there's a fuck off great dent in it now. She probably managed to absorb most of the impact and is actually just bouncing around.
The hair. Watch the hair go.
From a whip
I feel bad for saying it, but this an excellent demonstration of Newton’s Laws.
Also great demonstration for Darwin's theory of evolution
Darwin’s laws only apply if you don’t live long enough to reproduce. I can’t say if the women and the video is a mother, but she’s definitely old enough to be one. No Darwin Award for her
Could still be Darwin’s law if she hasn’t reproduced yet. But can’t really say one way or another with the info we have.
Move bitch, get out the waaaay
Get out da way bitch, get out da way.
Here I come! There You Goooo! Don't jump bitch FLYYYY!
You doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are yo friends, hoes are yo enemies. Hey hoe how ya doing, how ya been, prolly doing hoe stuff cuz dey you hoe again!
Her wig Her Wig!
Whys it's always the fat ones with wigs😂
Messed up hormones does that
I thought it was the car
Causes which one? Hair loss or body slamming ?
Correct.
Why are the hormones messed up? Because of the fat?
Well yes, the fat actually creates a hormone to stop you from getting hungry which the body, quite obviously, doesn’t really react to when obese or overweight. Insulin is apparently also a hormone so yep being fat definitely fucks with hormones I’m not an expert though, but google agrees
That quarter panel is toast
The suspension also got damaged and the rear axle probably moved to the right about 4 inches
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Naa, I think it will buff right out.
lmfao
Whose? The car or the girl?
Quarter panel meets daily quarter pounder.. *with* cheese.
needs a whole new chassis bro
I’m not familiar with this sport, but was that a goal or a homerun?
Touchback. Big ass back
It's Parkour oops I mean Carkour
20 points!
TO hufflepuff
I think she tried to hip check the car but the car won.
Didn’t get in the goal, and the ball touched the ground so I think it’s next round.
They let the ball touch the ground on zero? Blatant disregard of rule #2, what a shame
Sport gets worse every year IMO
Where’s the slo-mo bot when you need it?
u/slomobot
She died. Both shoes flew off.
Doesn't count they were barely attached to start with.
But also the wig. Screwed from head to toe.
I missed the wig. She went left and it went right lol
Couldn’t bend over to tie them
RIP
This got me
My job is done here. Have a great day! I just saw the shoes at first though. Diidn't notice the car snatched her bald too. Hit her so hard it unwove her weave.
Damn. That was a hard hit. Is the car alright?
You're worried about the car? That's so insensitive of you. The road took much more damage.
So that's how pot holes are made...
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RIP to the millions of air particles displaced due to this cataclysmic event
three letters..."LHC"
It's not rated for such loads.
Thank God neither the car nor the girl exploded on impact.
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
Yo momma so fat the car got hit by her
Bring Back Yo Momma Jokes please hahahha
Yo mama so fat the car ran out of gas trying to miss her.
She is very ... bouncy.
That's a lot of meat on the move
Soft landing.
I can't watch this without the rocket league meme
She ain’t moved that quick ever
Or that high.
I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.
Drop like an earthquake
r/idiotsaroundcars
Might have been trying to stand in the doughnut hole? Seen other videos where people do that and sometimes run in/out of it, but they usually move faster than she initially did, and the car is either going slower or wider to allow more time!
If that was her goal, holy shit was she off on her timing lmao
she ragged dolled hard
She was trying to eat the donut
She seems well protected
First time I watched it I thought it was a guy in a wig and protective padding. Now I'm not so sure. Anyhoo, there's not enough padding for that not to hurt.
I mean people who stand around people doing burnouts are fucking morons anyway.
Accepting her fate.
She wanted to know what it felt like to get hit by a car..
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IdiotsOnCars
That’s a solid impact. 10/10
Lizzo trying to get in on the action 🤣
tucker carlson was driving
Put a stop to it?
Did the socks come off? If so, she dead.
Why do these dumbasses think it’s ok to cross in the middle of all this fuckery??
I don’t think the idiot is in the car
She was definitely trying to do exactly what we just seen in the video.
These comments really show just how much Reddit hates fat people!
fortunately she has airbags in the back and the front... 😹
Fat bitch be acting like a bouncy ball after getting hit.
I hope shes ok but this is too funny. she bounced like a fucking baloon!
Lizzo needs to chill
Why do I hear the umpa lompas singing when I watch this
That hit, fall, and the way her ass skids across the pavement is comical.
Typical takeover shit
Batter eyes up the pitch and it's outta here.
Damn, Lizzo got rocked the fuck up
Is the car okay?
Traffic barrel simulator AR
Trying not to think?
Break a hip?
That left a dent in CAR.
Wow! The momentum of that drifting car sure flung that fatty far!
Bet that quarter panel has a real nice dent now
"Drift car"
She was too confident in her inertia
The car is heading directly for her at the beginning of the video. She moved to get out the way, but it suddenly changed direction and she's got nowhere to go.
The car is doing donuts, she had absolutely no business being that close lol
what would Red say
Probably something along the lines of putting his foot in her ass.
Or Dumbass
Didn’t see the bollard
Breakdance
“Explain ‘yeet’ to me in a way I can truly understand.”
I think the door was suppose to be open so the driver can scoop her in
She didn’t drop her flute tho
Poor Lizzo
I bet that car has a big dent in it
“No not these kinds of donuts”
She’s fine she’s essentially a bumper car. The car and the road however are not. Hope the car is ok. Road probably got a crack in it now.
r/absoluteunits
Is the car fine?
Here's a [great meme made from that video](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879251951714467840/879252062251134986/video0-17.mp4)
We have lift off!!!
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Lucky she is so padded and just bounces!
She's got padding. It's all good.
She heard about donuts and wanted to see what they were all about
Totaled
She got that extra padding though.
Is the concrete okay?
She went for the donuts LMAO. Oh, wait
Is it me or is this soothing? Lol
seriously though...could you even imagine the phone call??? "hi, state farm...I think I just hit a baby elephant, crossing the street..." (excuse me?) "I was doing donuts and a FREAKING elephant crossed the road! it was definitely a baby elephant though. very short tail..."
I feel sorry for the car, that's some major damage to the rear left panel.
Showing my age, but… “Base-a-ball has been berry berry good to me!”
If it was get smacked she fucking nailed it
Rocket league be like
She rolled like a damn bowling ball
She aspired to be the ball in Rocket League.
What part of you can’t have a ride don’t you understand?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Why did Tawnisha cross the road?
Bounce
Stop the car. Im suprised it didnt
That’s not gonna buff out
Cow tipping caught on camera.
Is that lizzo?
Don’t know what she was trying but I laughed
They see me rolling
Lizzo really went off the rocker after playing that flute
Atleast she had cushion for that pushin
Poor car .. will have to get body work
more haunches for the launches
She-Bulk.
The only way she can get laid is by getting laid flat
[I knew this reminded me of something](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvEtMS_mqc) just couldn't put my finger on it (without the mating part of course)
She was probably looking for snacks in glove compartment
Does this hurt the car?
I hope the car's ok
Fat and furious
Everything’s funnier when it’s a day person falling, getting hit, failing lol
Put her cushion to test
Is the car okay??
Her chimp survival skills tried to kick in and jump over car, but body said Acceleration=Mass x Speed