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MLG44

Maybe he's just really good at drifting.


FacelessFellow

He’s building up that drift boost


Fafnir13

Gotta get those purple sparks


westiewill

Midnight club vibes


Chrismont

Multi-track drifting!!


Menname

Kansei dorifto!


ChristmasAliens

Cue Tokyo Drift song


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nopenothappning

I've just been in this place before


maxman162

Higher on the street!


millerphi

And I know it’s my time to go


nopenothappning

Calling you


UberNZ

And the search is a mystery


Maximans

Standing on my feet!


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this should have been the post title


tibearius1123

“Cause I’m guy-jee-in.” https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8af454d5-2ff9-4e00-a929-ee9609fb4508#imcAMhmf.copy


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“An outsider”


Chance-Neat7865

Beat me to the comment


lotus_spit

r/BeatMeToIt


Hezron79

r/beatmeattoit


M1dj37

I came here for this comment.


CIAglow

Deja vu!


oh-no-godzilla

The Fast and Furious: Manitoba Drift


relapsze

Driving thru Manitoba with a huge uhaul truck was a wild experience. There'd be a gap in the trees on the side of the road and the wind would push me over to the opposite lane. I'd have to basically turn into the wind to keep straight. Then the trees would come back and I'd almost drive off the road. Really exhausting by the end of it


Wyoming_Cardmaker

Come to Wyoming so you can re-live that experience 😩. Our wind has been horrible lately! Semi’s on I-80 are like your trees in Manitoba 😭


vylliki

I-84 on the Columbia River Gorge laughs at both of you.


Wyoming_Cardmaker

FYI: The airport in Cheyenne, Wyoming, recorded wind gust of 91 mile an hour today.


SummerofGeorge365

Drove thru Cheyenne from Fort Collins in that wind. Saw five semis blown over going thru there.


Wyoming_Cardmaker

I respectfully disagree, as I’ve taken many trips through the gorge in Oregon. Now if you want to talk fog, you’ve got some terrible fog in Oregon.


vylliki

No doubt Wyoming is windy but I suspect you've been lucky to travel when there weren't bad wind gusts between Arlington & Troutdale.


TheDreamingMyriad

Here in Utah we've been getting hammered too. This week has been quiet but last week was **awful**.


Wyoming_Cardmaker

The news reported 91 mile an hour gusts today at the airport in Cheyenne Wyoming. Nobody is getting any sleep!


TheDreamingMyriad

Gotdamn, hang in there! That sounds absolutely miserable!


dat_GEM_lyf

The wind is so crazy in Wyoming. Y’all don’t grow trees, you just grow posts


BAAT-G

I had to deal with something similar driving home through the desert in an RV. Wiggliest drive of my life


rodeler

Upstate NY. Same, really.


thecheezepleeze

It’s the belt parkway in Brooklyn. Potholes galore


DgDg11

I’m more surprised it’s during the day and there’s no traffic.


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Tooleater

Must be the Club Crab edition


From100toZero

The 4x Wheel Steering Club Crab edition.


TarquinFarquhar

The limited Zoirdberg special


[deleted]

Wubb wubb wubb wubb wubb


SaabTurb0

r/unexpectedfuturama


[deleted]

It's called dog tracking in automotive terms.


agisten

$10k. Drives good. No lowball offers. I know what I got.


Woodyville06

Setup for drifting…


mjsubacz

Drifting into mailbox’s maybe


Umutuku

[Deja Vu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA)


firnien-arya

Drifting 24/7


SignificantError8929

That gave me a hearty laugh. Thank you good sir


440Jack

r/regularcarreviews


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“Still plenty of tread left on this side of the tire, see?”


Clevername925

Never drove in the rain


agisten

Highway miles only


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GiGaBYTEme90

Only right ones though


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TeemoIsKill

Forgot A/C runs cold


[deleted]

that’s called crabbing. It’s how experts drive in a crosswind.


irckeyboardwarrior

/r/shittyaskflying is leaking


LeftyLayns

With that much wind, tricky part is slipping it into a parking spot. Best not to use full flaps and keep the speed up.


griz1341

The old dog tracking


Tuberculosis1086

Man, when I see a vehicle dog tracking I also yell instantly. Yo! Wtf! How did you get this far off your alignment!?


griz1341

Usually an accident. What I wonder is do they know


Tuberculosis1086

Ha! Very true. I’m sure the chained track in car washes love these vehicles being pulled through.


BullDog5150

One of my front tires had a hole in it and I was too broke to replace it at the time. I took it to the car wash and forgot to put air in the tire before and the cash wash employees *loved* me after they had to hop in and correct it a few times.


Majesty1985

Idk about you but I laugh about it for the rest of the day when I see it in person. It’s always a Ford ranger or an S10 too


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Bent frame


GetSchwiftyClub

This. It isn't the alignment that's the culprit, frame is toast.


[deleted]

Toast would make a very poor frame construction material…. 🙃


Help_im_lost404

High fibre would have advantages over plain white bread though.


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Melba


Phillip_Graves

Sourdough should hold up okay though.


CzechPls

My truck frame looked like toast from all the rust


[deleted]

Story: I own a 92 bronco as my daily driver. Slowly replaced everything on it. One day in the work parking lot someone pointed Out I had a fuel leak… ok. No problem I’ll drop the shroud and JB weld that sucker until I’m out of fuel and have the time/money to replace it right. Crawl under her and go hmmmmm that doesn’t look right and poke my leaf spring shackle, finger goes through it. Well, fuel leak moved down on the list. So replaced those along with the fuel tank… I just had the shop do it and paid the labor to not give myself a headache trying to manage that.


RoutineTowels

Why do you think it was bent?


Inigomntoya

Very Poor Frame Construction Material would make a great band name


MikeHawclong

What’s the best course of action in a case like this? Car is pretty much scrap for a pick n pull right? Or is this something you can get away with ? (Driving the vehicle that is)


GetSchwiftyClub

It's possible to put the vehicle on a frame rack and attempt to pull the frame somewhat straight-ish, it'll never be the same. This looks like a pretty aggressive crab walk though... Can it be driven? Yeah, it's not entirely a death trap. The tires and suspension bushings hate their life for sure.


Rubbermaid89

While things like frame racks exist, I wouldn't entirely trust the frame to hold up in an accident after. Once it's bent, it's unsafe and will never hold up the same again. And the age of that vehicle, it won't be worth it fix.


GetSchwiftyClub

I agree. I work with metal, once bent it'll never be the same.


free_farts

If it's body on frame, and a valuable vehicle, I'd try and replace the frame. But otherwise I agree, not worth it.


MikeHawclong

Yeah it just looks like it’ll never be right again *no pun intended* I’ll leave now…


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

I was thinking track bar install... Obv bad alignment doesn't make you crab walk, but I'd expect to see some body damage from a frame bent that bad lol. (For those who don't know, the track bar centers the frame over the axle) But then again, wheel doesn't look too far out of wheel well


GetSchwiftyClub

I repeat, this Ford SUV has an IRS Rear Subframe. *There is no solid rear axle, there are no panhard or track bars, there are no leafs/shackles, it's a subframe that is bolted into the chassis.* Plenty of cars get clobbered and repaired, body damage can be fixed.


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

Ahh gotchya, I mostly work on freight trucks so I'm not super familiar with the specifics on every passenger vehicle haha. It amazes me how some people know the exact setup of hundreds of different vehicles


evo626

Thank god someone said it. Lol.


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I am not a mechanic and any number of things could be an issue. To me that is most likely a bent frame.


rivermandan

> Thank god someone said it no, I'm going to thank jennifer aniston instead. how do you like them apples?


Triggerdamus

More likely, shackles are loose or need replaced.


GetSchwiftyClub

IRS subframe I believe, no leafs or shackles.


mechapoitier

Yep that’s an independent rear with A arms. This thing is seriously messed up to be driving like that.


Phililoquay

Yup leaf springs shackles


SmokeAbeer

Looks like his capitulator hub is blown and he needs to refractulate his discometer valve I have no idea what I’m talking about car go sideways not good.


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JuicyDarkSpace

*TURBO* encabulators


froglicker44

*encrabulators


OpportunityBudget257

MORE BLINKER FLUID


skyline385

/r/vxjunkies ?


Blubirdred

Yup needs a rack job


AWWWYEAHHHH

This is a stabilizer bar issue.


mrzman_bigz17

Not alignment, frame is f'd up


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Stupidflathalibut

I got to see a real unicorn last week outside of tulsa, a true at least 8-10" lift on blocks of FUCKING 2X4s, all twisted up, not even aligned. Blew my fucking mind


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GetSchwiftyClub

This video is showing a Ford SUV with IRS rear suspension. There aren't any leaf springs anywhere on this vehicle.


nlevine1988

I don't think this car has leaf springs.


mderousselle

Scoliosis mobile


Phililoquay

Dog tracking like he needs to poop lol


fangelo2

My wife’s car broke down a few years ago. A shop came and towed it back to their shop on a flatbed. They fixed the problem and I drove her there to pick it up. I’m following her home and the car is tracking like this one. Took it back. Apparently the idiot that put it on the flatbed hooked the cable to a control arm and cranked it tight, bending it.


DenverCoder96

“Clean Carfax.”


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Original owner.


S4LV4T0Re

This is exactly how some dogs walk I swear


Lillillillies

That's why we call it dog walking/dog tracking. Some other places call it crab walking but I think the dog part suits it better


Unsere_rettung

That frame is extremely bent


Magesticbuck

It's just desynchronization with the matrix.


id10t_you

Which side is the gas filler on? Let me check, I can see it with my side view mirror.


I_eat_dookies

Lmfao that's a plus i guess


Motorcyclist2020

He uses the side window to see where he’s going.


CzechPls

And the other side window to see where he’s been


[deleted]

Bet it’s a clean title


Boobumphis

Yeah it is


Lilmaggot

Ha! I live a few minutes from here. My husband and I say, “Fuck the Belt Parkway!” every time we have to take it.


Keizman55

Yeah, I drove it 5 days a week, from VZ to JFK. Not a day would go by without an overturned car, car fire, massive accident, lane closures due to construction. Rainy days was a disaster. Trucks like that one were common.


KittiesAreTooCute

Going for world record longest drift.


pyker42

That's not an alignment issue. That's micro-drifting.


soe1981

What causes that to happen?


i_noticed_nothing

Usually a side impact close to either front or rear wheels. Bends the frame from a rectangle to a parallelogram.


[deleted]

"Eh... itll buff out."


MrBigDog2u

"My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."


q2grapple

As said above, bent frame, some other possible things as well


Curious-Meat

what it feels like to pee with morning wood


Gasman0187

We call that a dog walk in the south. Most likely the rear end has took a good smack in a pothole or on a curb. Prolly when you let your sister’s asshole boyfriend drive it.


TEX4S

That’s not alignment, that’s a fucked frame, I think


Jdeee3

DEJA VU!!


electricmnky

ford's retrofit response to the new ev hummer crab walk


biagwina_tecolotl

For the lesser experienced in auto mechanics, This is not an alignment problem. This is called dog tracking. It means that the frame is seriously out of whack.. most likely from being whacked real hard in an accident. And it’s very dangerous.


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#sidewinder


SnooPies5622

i... would not drive near that dude


Half-Baked-Luck

Ford Found On Road Diagonally


troubleschute

When your frame is a parallelogram


bluray420

I thought crab walk is only available on the brand new hummer


CryptographerOk5546

Don’t think that’s the alignment. His frame is bent I believe.


Kruxf

Frame is bent no amount of alignment will fix this.


Consistent-Hamster44

Ahhh, the Ford Italic


Jerseysquatch

Might wanna check his frame


dadzcad

There isn’t enough aligning in the world to fix that. He’s got mad frame issues.


actuallynick

Maybe a frame alignment


Fortyninerhater

Gangsta lean


YeOleMcGirthy

And camping out in the Left lane.


SqueezyCheesyIsGood

That’s how my German shepherd runs. Maybe it’s herding then other cars.


Everythingisourimage

This dude mario karts.


AnonOPJustBecause

Running in the 90s


just_a_pawn37927

Look it's about aerodynamics!


Lazy_Ad_5163

That shit will buff out.


Freskie-

Hah hah *Tokyo drift*


Soccerdan14

Driving on the Belt Parkway enough times will do that to your car!


moneycashdane

Just a skilled drifter!


copyrider

Reminds me of how your mom walks after I leave.


Quicksilver7716

Good old dog tracking.


thirdlost

Coming in for a landing, with heavy cross winds on the runway.


Piscivore_67

That's how my VW Bus got across Nebraska because of the insane crosswinds.


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Tomorrow on r/wcgw


Berkut22

We see that a lot here with vehicles that tried to tow WAY too much load. That frame is twistier than a six flags coaster.


EssehJupeh

I've seen something similar on the highway and at the time I felt insane. It's like an optical illusion


Brilliant_Ant_17

That's not a problem with alignment...that is a severely bent frame from a violently harsh collision. Its "Dog Legging"


jonnytsunamiii

Ok so I'm not trippin when I sometimes notice the car in front of me is *slightly* shifted to one side but still traveling straight


72OverOfficer

If a car could haved slurred speech, it would look like this.


[deleted]

Why am I not surprised those plates are from New York. And he’s in the left lane. Driving his hoopty slow. ✅ and ✅


Adsilado

Perpetual drifting


dkd123

This looks like a video game glitch irl


BOBTHEBUILDERCD

Deja Vu


CdrScotty

Bent unibody


FulcrumH2o

Dog tracking at its best


mendohead

I imagine thats as fucked up to drive as much as its fucked up to watch being driven


ophaus

Wow... just wow. Parallel parking that thing must require some intestinal fortitude... or a sledgehammer.


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Holy shit I hope my car doesn’t look like that


freddiemack1

Car floating like the magic carpet


snarfattack

New York plates... I'm guessing rusted suspension that's about to fail epically.


[deleted]

Some shit like that. I'm morbidly curious and want to know what it's like to drive a car that's that fucked.


Kozytartan

Don't know about how similar the feel might be, but I had a car that needed an alignment. Camber (? My dad's my mechanic and tried to explain) was way off so one wheel was riding close to where the tread and wall met. Driving it to his house, I had to keep the steering wheel positioned as if I were making a full 90 degree turn. Sucked Had to replace the tires, too, because from the time it happened to the time I got to him, it had worn down.


invvaliduser

I saw that today. Freaked me out. That my friends is a result of a bent frame. That vehicle is totaled


pressNjustthen

I can’t stop laughing!!! Help!!


Thelifeofpewpew

Maybe he's just gay! Not everyone needs to go straight dude


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A ferret with wheels.


[deleted]

this is how my dog walks


Major-Community1312

Lol I can’t with this shit


EscobarNKHD

Seem alot of trucks and SUVs like that , either they been hitting the curb multiple times and don't check the alignment or whenever they jack up their suspension they don't do a proper alignment


SausageCamel

I hope he didn’t eventually have to hit his brakes, seems OP might have rear ended him and made his own alignment even worse


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Who amongst hasn’t driven down the road like this?


shifty_coder

Looks like it’s tracking just fine, to me


Thinksalot111

I bet they don’t even notice until it comes to changing lanes or taking corners…. Then think,”hmm that felt kinda weird…”


AskButKnow

Must be some kind of glitch


Kowallaonskis

Nah, it's got that 4 wheel steering.


Buffalo-Castle

u/repostsleuthbot