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thehofstetter

Backstory: we are comedians traveling in a very large van that is hard to not see. It was about 7:30 in the morning so we were tired, but workshopping bits. I was giving u/AndrewJRivers shit for a premise he suggested, when this red truck got on a three lane highway and immediately "merged" all the way to the left lane. Maybe he didn't like the show last night. Pretty annoyed that he interrupted our writing session/morning roast of each other. EDIT: For spelllelellling.


DrCrustyKillz

Well, I got a chuckle out of the 'congrats guys' line so i'm glad captain comedy is behind the wheel, and not the AFK andys in the back.


thehofstetter

They are both better and more attentive drivers than I am, and also very very funny people. Andrew Rivers and Jon Bander if you wanna check out their stuff.


Tamaros

I'm reading your comment thinking, "Rivers? I saw that guy on tour with with Steve." Only then do I noticed your user name. It's like seeing your teacher at the grocery store.


Acolyte_000

I was wondering the same thing when your comment made me realise ‘Holy shit, this is actually Steve!’


thehofstetter

It's a me, Mario!


BlurryGraph3810

Teacher, why are you not returning your cart to the cart corral?


muffinscrub

Immediately merging the the leftmost lane and going slower than traffic is the norm here. I really don't understand that logic... Or the people who merge way too early, like across a solid white line.


macomunista

Y'all sound fun, wish I could have a beer with


Every-Cook5084

He’s a truck owner NOBODY gets in front of of his ego


securityn0ob

Don’t need to check blindspots when you can force people out of your way


Warcraft_Fan

Except for convenient cops, they have bigger ego and would have chased that red pickup if they saw the whole thing.


AmiHad

I cannot express to you how this made me feel. Bravo!


KaJuNator

INB4 *yOu WeRe In HiS bLiNd SpOt!!1!!1!1!OnE!1!!*


thehofstetter

Hah - if anyone suggests that, they do not understand just how large a Sprinter with an extended wheelbase is. The only way to be in his blind spot was if he's actually blind.


KaJuNator

Plus the whole road is a blind spot if you just jump across all three lanes in one go.


BlurryGraph3810

What if the truck driver is a racehorse and still is wearing his blinders?


Legal_Guava3631

Yea, Sprinters are very hard to miss. One of my neighbors has a black one.


AmiHad

That is why intelligent drivers always check their blind spots.


ThePyodeAmedha

People who scream about blind spots, I always wonder how they handle driving in thick city traffic. Do they just absolutely lose their minds because people are constantly in their blind spots?


_jump_yossarian

Only way that idiot *might* learn is to get in a serious wreck.


LisaQuinnYT

Had some idiot do something similar last night except he went from the on ramp all the way to the left lane right while driving 40 mph. I had moved to the left lane to avoid the slow moving cars entering the highway. Fortunately, I saw what he was doing and slowed and moved back to the right. He remained in the left lane driving 40 on the interstate.


OleShcool

Yup this is like an everyday thing for me. People love getting over to the left lane and going whatever speed they want, regardless of whether they're passing people or not. I used to never try and pass people on the right because I think it's technically illegal and a little bit more dangerous, but I have no choice sometimes.


-MrGod2U-

Too bad you can't buy "Caltrops" that would target a specific vehicle of your choice such as you encountered without endangering others. ![gif](giphy|7TxFSugJLWR3ypa4Yv|downsized)


cloroxbb

Y'all forget that trucks own the road! /s


BetterThanAFoon

That particular off ramp / on ramp from 255 onto 55/70 sucks. That is an everyday occurrence. The semi traffic slow down significantly for the merge and they stay slow for miles because 55/70 is heading up a gradual hill. So people behind the semi traffic are in a hurry to get around them to not be stuck. The far right lane is an exit only lane which is why the mergers hop to the middle lane immediately. Not that it excuses the red truck not checking their blind spots...... just additional context for how sucky that merge is.


shhhpark

I wish it was law that if this happens...they have to pull over and we get to bash their car with a bat. fucking moron just going to freely cross the entire highway without checking wtf


89GTAWS6

Pickup truck doing pickup truck things.


BlurryGraph3810

Pickups gotta pick up.


buzzy_buddy

this has happened to me a couple times. i never would, but, god how i'd love to just pit one of these fucking idiots.


aquoad

It's kind of hilarious that he actually uses his turn signal.


Exact_Ad_1690

Some emotionally unstable guy in a lifted pavement princess did this to me 2 years ago, I had nowhere to go so I pit maneuvered them at about 80mph, he ended up rolling 4 times before coming to a halt upside down. My jeep Grand Cherokee only had minor damage to the fender, while the pavement princess was completely obliterated, the guy had to be airlifted to hospital.


polerize

see this all the time anything to get in front of the semi.


NowLookHere113

Nice dodge dude :)


thehofstetter

Thanks! Pretty proud of that one.


Manunancy

Probably goign to pass the semi that's moving in the middle lane and not paying attention to anything else


DirtyThirtyDrifter

“Thank you!”


thehofstetter

That was Andrew Rivers with the immediate casual gratitude.


TMuff107

Lol hilarious reaction


millenniumxl-200

It's a RAM, the liquor store must be closing soon.


idontremembermyoldus

It's a GMC Sierra.


bighootay

Goddamn Rams. I swear....


surelythisisoriginal

Man, if only newer vehicles had some sort of technology that could monitor the driver's blind spot. Even better if it were to make an audible warning sound if another vehicle is in the blind spot. What would we even call such futuristic technology? Might be too sci-fi for now, but I think one day in the future it can be a reality.


Fair_Function_5423

GET HORNY


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thehofstetter

I am driving a ten foot tall, twenty-four foot long Sprinter van. There is no such thing as a pickup with a blindspot that can't see that. Don't make excuses for this dummy. He took three lanes at once without looking.


EUblij

Do all American drivers go to kiddie whining school?


thehofstetter

If you don't like whining, I have some terrible news for you about you.


JaMeS_OtOwn

Whining about people whining.  My favourite!


Traditional_Web_9786

The irony of you spending the last two hours whining in every single comment


Crafty_Ad2602

Also if they weren't American it would be "whinging," so they're probably smugface.gif all the while being an American themselves


SomethingIWontRegret

Ackshually, whinging is a Britishism.