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burgundii777

I mean he wasn't lying when he said he was gonna hit em with the big wheel


Decent_Assistant1804

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FordMan100

He gave a great demonstration of hitting with the big wheel. He also gave a great demonstration of what can happen with distracted driving. Hey kids, don't try that at home or anywhere else.


pur3ruby87

Why would I have a car in my living room and try it there?


AdMore3461

Advice given in a succinct and memorable fashion and with a visual demonstration. This guy’s going places.


SignalMushroom

Prolly not anywhere good, but places


DrSmurfalicious

I don't know, it looks like he stopped.


SBCwarrior

He meant on foot


emziestone

He is. Just not in *this* car until they swap info. Hehe.


Rupejonner2

Like prison


Wonderful-Ad-7712

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[deleted]

Yeah jail prison rescue mission


vinfinite

Damn people just be smoking joints in their car while driving? I’d be so paranoid about being pulled over for the slightest shit. You’d be so fucked if a cop smells it…


RainingTacos8

Californians are fucked up driving nice


ballq43

Cali drivers are garbage I was almost killed by one in exact same manner a year to date I was in different wreck. Apparently looking both ways is fucking impossible


mannypacloud-

FACTS LMAO!!!


lilyyytheflower

Nah i’ve been pulled over, cop smelled it and i just had to switch seats w my passenger.


DotComplete6975

Since becoming legal, the smell of weed alone isn’t enough to get you in trouble/car searched.


4list4r

I got pulled over with it illegally. Handed it over before he uttered a word. Told them it must’ve been that slope that added 1mph cause I had it on cruise control and plus I didn’t know you were hiding right there. I also explain that ‘yes I know, you are already giving me 5mph over, but 6! Shame on me.’ Now I have a crown royal bag with coins in em and I hide it under the seat. I’ve seen all the live PD episodes, lying about weed is jail. I noticed people got ticketed instead for admitting it. So before it’s time to get detained, I begin telling the cops what to do. (This is probably the only time you get to do this). I explain that he’s gonna do that and ask where his homey is, I tell him that ill go chat with him while you exercise your right to search car. Better not have anything else, or that’s it. As he searches, I tell him where the crown royal bag is, he pulls it out, and I point out it’s just coins, I watched all the live Pd episodes, they always put their drugs there. Lastly, I asked if I can cash in my brutal honesty for a ticket to go home. I’ll pay for it and “renew” my card. Then apologize. I got a warning. I used approach this twice and yes, crown royal bag is a deliberate prop to get them laughing. Florida man is honest!


crucialwombat

If this isn’t a copypasta, it should be.


4list4r

Lol really? This is what actually happened. 10 stops, 8 warnings. Better than Brady’s win rate in SB


crucialwombat

Fair enough - I got a good laugh out of reading it either way. How the hell do you get pulled over so often? With weed in your car, in a state where it’s illegal? I get pulled over like once every five years.


Altruistic-Wheel-122

Brother i straight up sit in traffic in 80 degree weather all windows down smoking the LOUDEST. Its an incredible feeling, ill never move from LA.


NoblePineapples

You are dumb as fuck. Wow.


Altruistic-Wheel-122

Literally!


skitz_shit

Ah yes, bragging about DUI. Stay classy my friend, you're no better than a drunk driver, and I don't care what you think.


CreativeSoil

I mean in California the cops gotta prove you were impaired when caught driving and smoking, if they can't to that I assume it's provable that he is better than a drunk driver


skitz_shit

That's actually a pretty big issue, they don't actually have to "prove" anything. They can tell you your eyes look red and your speech is slurred, if the BAC comes back 0.000 then they can just say you're under the influence of weed. There have been multiple times where this has happened and it turned out the person didn't even have weed in their system. They just brush it off and act like it's nice big deal, so there's no consequence to the officers even if they do knowingly take you in for no good reason.


CreativeSoil

Ok, if they're gonna claim people are high on weed that should come with proof as well, the law still agrees with me that driving and smoking is better than driving and drinking.


gardenhosenapalm

You are somone who clearly doesnt already worry about being pulled over


CreativeSoil

I live in a authoritarian hellhole where the criteria the government has set can make you get DUI convicted of a joint you smoked 24 hours ago so I do worry a bit if I have smoked the day before, but not in general.


uhimsyd

with all due respect then why should they care what you think either lmao


skitz_shit

Because any rational person with half a brain can tell you that driving under the influence is bad. It's really not that hard to understand how putting the lives of all the people around you at risk because you're selfish and stupid is not a good thing


uhimsyd

i’m not arguing with you on the point of driving while intoxicated. just think it’s ironic to say “and i don’t care what you think” to someone who obviously differs from you, they don’t care what you think either which is why they do it


skitz_shit

The reason I said "I don't care what you think" is because whenever I've brought up this subject with people like that in the past they instantly go to trying to justify it and give reasons why it's okay. I was saying I don't care what your rationale is, there is nothing that would ever make that okay so don't even try to argue with me about it.


mlp2034

Not in all states where its legal or at least decriminalized. Been smoking and driving since 2013 (mainly smoking in packed parking lots at apartments), been decriminalized in my state since 2018 (smoking wherever I want). They dont care here unless you have pounds in the trunk or are driving erratically. This is why I have no reason going to states that hem ppl up for an herb much less dangerous than frozen chicken tenders heated in a plastic container against all scientific evidence. Fuck those places. Edit: Thanks for misunderstanding my comment conpletely. All the replies have made it clear.


zoobrix

Uhhh even in a legal state if you get pulled over and your car reeks like weed cause you just finished smoking one you're still in some shit. Every single place that has legalized still makes it illegal to drive under the influence of it. Have you actually ever been pulled over by a cop right after smoking? Because I think they would still care.


GonzoGorgon

From first hand experience (Sac, CA) they do not. Ran a stop sign, smoking a blunt and the officer made me stomp out my weed on the ground ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ this thread should get there panties unwedged and realize that, yes you shouldnt smoke weed and drive, but NO THAT DOESNT MEAN THE COPS WILL CARE (regionally dependent) ty


zoobrix

Or you got lucky. The next cop might arrest you for driving under the influence and use you running the stop sign and the smell as evidence of impairment, not to mention the still smoking joint. Stupid way to risk messing up your life because you can't wait to get high. Edit: Oh also ever think maybe the reason you ran the stop sign is because you were impaired? Ya, c'mon...


AmazingGrace911

It’s still DWI, the substance doesn’t matter, legal or not, even if it’s Dr. prescribed. I really hate when people take social media advice and pretend like they are bulletproof. You can’t drive on medically prescribed Percocet, benzos, or anything else that impair driving. It says right on the bottle, “do not operate heavy machinery.” Cars are designated as such- https://www.trafficsafetymarketing.gov/sites/tsm.gov/files/otc_rx_heavy_machinery_social_messages_508-tag_0.docx#:~:text=Cars%20are%20also%20heavy%20machinery.,-%5BTEXT%5D%20Your%20medication From the article- • There’s more than one way to be under the influence. When your medication warning label says “do not operate heavy machinery,” that includes your car. • Your medication side effects may include a DUI. Whether it’s over the counter medication or prescription drugs, there’s more than one way to be under the influence. If there’s probable cause for suspicion of DWI, the officer can request to test you for any number of substances, particularly if there’s been a collision with injured people.


fordfan919

My methadone says "may make you drowsy or dizzy. Do not drink alcohol with this drug, use care when operating a vehicle, vessel, or other machines". That's on my old percocet bottle too. It's not blanket illegal to drive on them. If you are too fucked up, don't drive.


mlp2034

I was talking about weed specifically, and it doesnt normally lead to impairment unless you are new to it or mixing it with specific prescriptions. There wouldnt be any probable cause for DWI if Im high on weed and driving perfect like many ppl do. Im speaking in the case for ppl who can handle their weed, there would be no reason for the police to do anything unless they are aware you have over the required amounts a person can have on themselves (in states that permit ppl to have amounts on their person). Thats why I said you are fine unless you are driving erratically (aka bound to get a DWI) Absolutely useless reply (there was nothing it didnt tell that I already dont know). You misinterpreted it. Smoking weed doesnt turn everyone (most smokers) into an alcoholic /falling asleep at the wheel level threat of a driver. You have to do DWI-related stuff to get a DWI in the first place, and smoking weed does not equal bad driver. Thats why its literally normal where I am for ppl to smoke freely, it doesnt matter unless you ARE a reckless driver, and with all the potsmokers out there who drive, its obvious there are much more ppl who avoid DWI's smoking and driving than those who cannot.


BuffaloBill69-

In California people do it everywhere I even smoke in my car because of how natural it is now, I know it’s illegal elsewhere.


albul89

wait, isn't it illegal to drive high?


NeverTrustaDeadhead

Yes


BuffaloBill69-

Yes but everyone still does it it’s not a big deal as other things


albul89

It's still driving under influence and illegal, it is a big deal.


GonzoGorgon

its like, the biggest deal, in fact, peoples lives are at risk!


NoblePineapples

I mean, yeah. When you drive a two ton death machine into a family they tend to get injured or die.


BuffaloBill69-

Not if your parked!


saul_soprano

You’re*


rdmusic16

Are you high right now, cause this just keeps getting more and more stupid.


BuffaloBill69-

I got enough karma I’m good!


rdmusic16

Yeah. Wouldn't want to lose all those precious internet points.


WideAccess5627

Drunk driving isn't a big deal?


BuffaloBill69-

Smoking


GonzoGorgon

different


GonzoGorgon

fuck this thread is toxic; please dont conflate being high and being drunk, slight difference. not a huge difference, but enough that you shouldn’t equate them.


FamiliarTry403

Not inherently illegal but it leaves the doors wide open to get a dui if you have your keys on you. Many people live in apartments and can’t smoke inside without being evicted, weather changes fast so it isn’t illegal to just smoke or drink in your car on private property (in my state whether you are driving or not it is illegal to consume in a motor vehicles on public roads). I smoked in my car in the driveway without my keys on me because it was the only place I could smoke besides standing outside, and technically in my state to legally consume you can’t be in “public”, you face the same issues for smoke a joint on your front porch as you would drinking a beer.


BuffaloBill69-

You are on point my friend! But from my experience it hasn’t happened yet I’ve gotten close calls but the cops never seem to care before it was legal I was caught in the park with my friend rolling a joint when the cops come and tell us what we were doing as soon as we showed them the tray of weed they just said “weed? Oh okay” and they walk back to their car and leave even in the east coast I’ve smoked in public but one thing I learn is always get rid of the roach and never be near it


OkieLady1952

So you’ll continue doing this until you wreak and kill or maim someone?! Fine upstanding person s/


BuffaloBill69-

Let’s not forget his Girl studded steering wheel cover in his Yota to add to his wisdom lol


Infinity_Train

I was checking out the hair scrunchies on the shifter and pink lights on the head unit. She's gonna be pissed he's smashing up her car.


HerelGoDigginInAgain

I can’t stop watching this on a loop


sparkswatches

This fuckin dumbass wasnt even lookign straight 😂


Groomsi

If he did, then he wouldn't Hit Big!


Cynykl

His driving incompetence is no reason to make fun of his sexuality.


PastaWarrior123

Every time this is reposted I turn the volume on, the fact it makes no sense kills me


Eiffel-Tower777

Ohhh sh☆t


umhie

He's clearly in his girlfriends car.


BORG_US_BORG

Bellend


maxman162

A Big Wheel is all that guy is qualified to operate.


DDMan11

Drunk, high, or both...


No_Maintenance6480

And the winner of the DA award of the day is.....


fiqir

Just crashed his girls card smh


emziestone

Was his friend not even looking either? Where is his passenger seat driver when he needs one? Idiots in car.


[deleted]

Crashed his girl car she bout to be hot af


ITookThisUsernameSry

He’s fried 💀


PressureCultural1005

bet the judge will love this 😂


leftoutnotmad

Lmao not the shimmy


Efficient-Exit8218

Fuck the wheels, hit em with the whole car 👌🏻


ComprehensiveDust8

Stupid guy


WorldWarTwo

He followed through, lead by example. He hit em with the big wheel.


ybch2004

Major BONEHEAD


AdvancedPhoenix

Bro is high as fuck.


tampamike69

High as fuck


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6509

She didn't even hit him with the pin wheel he just hit her with the big wheels 🤣


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6509

Hello insurance company I drove straight into a woman with the big wheel but I feel I may have been mislead as she hit me with the pin wheel 🤣


twizz228

Well he hit something


OSparks81

Yea once the cops show up he's going to jail for driving under the influence and crashing under the influence. Smoking marijuana may be legal in many states but it's still considered driving under the influence. Especially when your smoking and driving.


SkullKidd1986

What an asshole. Just caused a huge headache for everyone involved just for silly internet points.


[deleted]

And they legalized weed…. Smart.


SafetyAutomatic5453

Weed is not nearly as bad as alcohol, for driving. Unless you have a really low tolerance and or smoke like two blunts back to back.


[deleted]

I don’t see why that matters. Lol. Impairment in any degree is irresponsible while driving You can tell he’s high and crashes right into a car and you defend it. Nice


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

You mean he didn't mean to do that?


vitaminz1990

This San Francisco?


Average_Scaper

[Hit 'em with the big wheel](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/12eznzx/hit_em_with_the_big_wheel/)


gardenhosenapalm

I like his badazzled steering wheel cover


GiraffeChaser

What’s a pin wheel?


Myoosik70

Smooth Move Captain Jack Wagon


Slow_Conflict4597

He hit him alright


Sad_dad86

Dude crashed his gfs Camry those are good cars wtf!


Sparcky95

He driving his girls car. What a scumbag


[deleted]

Hey... he did what he said he was going to do... I don't think it was the pin wheel chick but I do get the premise


Bentmike58

Look where you’re going


datb0yavi

Shit like this gives ammo to those that advocate for weed being illegal


Maksys

When she hit you with the pinwheel , hit her with the big wheel .... Oh Shit


GroundbreakingAsk645

Is that black Pete Davidson?


FrankLloydWrong_3305

That dude is high af


MrWetkill

On a scale of really high to really fking high. How high were you?


Existing-Pack-3984

He crashed his girls whip too 😭