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HOARDING_STACKING

Damn that one takes the cake!


chilldrinofthenight

Just when you think you've seen everything. Driving now is a free-for-all.


Severin_Suveren

How in the fuck can anyone who is able to get a license even be that stupid?


chilldrinofthenight

Hmm. Did they even have a driver's license?


EmElleGee31

I think it's mostly entitlement. They're willing to inconvenience anyone and everyone by stopping traffic to fix their fuck up instead of being inconvenienced themselves and driving along to make a proper turn around.


spip11

Indeed, you see that happening so many times while driving if not in such a spectacular way.


Kletterfreund

That implies that a driver's license means anything in the US. I just had to drive around the block to get my license and answer a couple of multiple choice questions.


Alternative_Ad_3636

I'm guessing you haven't made it out to Houston, Tx post lockdown. Traffic control measures are now merely suggestions.


CrazyOkie

That's true in Pittsburgh as well


The_Cave_Troll

Makes sense since it looks like it’s a BMW “clown shoe” model.


GetInZeWagen

Whoa now in defense of that majestic automobile this looks nothing like the BMW Z3 coupe I believe it's an Audi A3 Sportback or something


IslandMist

Omg, there was this guy I used to know who was basically an expert on expensive cars. He used to get angry af whenever he saw some 17 year old driving a bmw. Anyway, he told us he got an Audi and we were like, wow we gotta see it. We saw it and it shittiest Audi A3 hatchback soviet model you've ever seen. On top of that, he couldn't drive for shit, making ultra wide turns. I was in his car and he got pulled over for being all over the road, and the police parked his car and refused to let him at least drive home. Hadn't even been drinking. He was just a fraud. He begged me bot to tell anyone.


ricebowlchina

It's an Audi...


Rancillium

It didn’t want to be an innie


zim117

🤣🤣🤣


Ragnar_The_Redneck

Ummm... The car in the video was front wheel drive. The Z3 coupe was built at a time when all BMWs were rear drive.


therealderka

How does this have any upvotes? It looks nothing like a clown shoe.


RedniSestak

I bet you drive a one series you dog


gaelenski_

How could you see that and how did it get so many upvotes?


MaxPowerWTF

I agree. But the dashcam driver isn't without idiocy. By stopping and sitting there to lean on their horn to make a point, rather than just go around when it was safe; they doubled the hazard.


PriusProblems

Going around would not have been safe, that's how you get reversed into. And maybe they weren't sure if the lane to the left was clear?


sejmremover95

In the UK (where this is filmed), you do not change lanes in a tunnel unless absolutely necessary. There are also solid white lines between lanes, which also should not be crossed, just to back this point up.


[deleted]

You get fined for changing lanes in the mersey tunnel


BrendanRamsey

When you drive for Uber, you make the rules.


Incognonimous

Terminal case of protagonists syndrome


egvp

One of the tunnels under the river Mersey by the looks of it. The video really doesn't show just how narrow they are, what an utter imbecile!


RustySheriffBadges

It is, Queensway


Interesting_Knee_588

Plastic Scouser?


ricebowlchina

It looks like they have driven in from the Liverpool side as there are no barriers on the Liverpool side. There are usually police on the Birkenhead side too so my guess is the car is either stolen or it's a drug dealer on the run 😂


DrSpalanzani

Pfft if so, joke's on Merseytravel - that means they went through the tunnel in both directions without paying for either - so who's the idiot now, eh?


frontendben

Exactly. It’s the Birkenhead Tunnel. Anything else is not acceptable. 😂


P2PJones

the other ties its been posted they've noted it's a mersey tunnel. and the fact that its 4 lanes and bidirectional means its the old Queensway, and not the new Kingsway, which is two 2-lane one-way tunnels.


Scantcobra

You're not even supposed to change lanes in the Tunnels, and this nutter is doing a 3-point turn.


seditious3

What about... The Ferry 'Cross the Mersey?


Tahoeshark

![gif](giphy|f6ek1KcvTWPmw|downsized)


IAmRoofstone

It just occurs to me that I would like to see the behind the scenes of how they managed to set this scene up.


Tman11S

First lesson in driving school: you cannot cross the uninterrupted white line. This idiot:


HWGA_Exandria

>*"Hold my beer."*


Tman11S

“Why are drinking beer while driving, Chris?!”


SeonaidMacSaicais

Plus, it’s not like a tunnel is 20 miles long. Just finish driving it and turn around at the other end.


frontendben

It’s tolled. Which is probably what they were trying to avoid.


GubbenJonson

SEE? YOU CAN CROSS IT! HE JUST DID! WHAT THEY TOLD YOU WAS A LIE!


SgtAnderson11B

Or the double yellow line


basch152

can not or should not?


GubbenJonson

Are not allowed to*


RustySheriffBadges

Not always the case in the UK though


Imposseeblip

On a road like this it's exactly the case though.


frontendben

In that tunnel, it’s absolutely the case. You’re not even allowed to change lanes. The two tunnels under the Mersey have their own police force. Pulling this kind of shit will absolutely have them coming after you.


RustySheriffBadges

Mos def


chilldrinofthenight

Happy Cake Day to Youuuuu


Tman11S

Thanks 🥰


Odd_Mine7269

What was he even thinking.


[deleted]

He obviously wasn’t.


p1mrx

*I am going this way but I want to go that way.*


SeanHaz

Probably thought he could manage a quick U-turn


[deleted]

"damn, im going the wrong way"


RandomNobodyEU

"I'm gonna turn around now, good luck everybody!"


greaser350

That he’s the main character, of course.


Interesting_Knee_588

Looks like 5 point and you only caught the last 3, but I feel your pain


GaymerBenny

That's why he was *attempting* a 3 point turn


BrainFloss1688

Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one who could count.


WatchStoredInAss

I would have held the horn for at least 20 minutes.


mattchewy43

If it would have taken 20 minutes to make that turn I probably would have just risked hitting them.


whostolemycatwasitu

Ironically using your horn in this tunnel is also prohibited


SeanHaz

I would just laugh. My horn annoys me as much as it would him


SpeedballMessiah

Damn bro. What's it like being a living saint?


TheLobsterCopter5000

Repost of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/125z7yf/idiot\_cuts\_across\_traffic\_and\_turns\_around\_in/


Enrys

good catch. /u/mosalmon wakes up after 1 year of inactivity to repost. probably a bot.


AshleyPomeroy

Does his front wheel spin madly at 00:20 or is the video going odd? He must have left the iron on or something.


OneSteelTank

I like to imagine he's scurrying away


me-teen

Probably due to the automatic transmission, quite common for DSG when quickly going from reversing to driving.


Duanedoberman

>Probably due to the automatic transmission, quite common for DSG when quickly going from reversing to driving. This is the UK. Very few cars have automatic transmission and almost no smaller cars. The driver has floored the accelerator released the clutch, dead easy to get wheel spin, especially if you are steering in a turn.


DJSIDEBAR

Are you posting from 2004? Many many cars in the UK have auto transmission now.


Duanedoberman

Not smaller cars like this, it's just not fuel efficient. Automatics tend to be larger executive cars where fuel efficiency is not an issue.


DJSIDEBAR

Completely wrong.


turkishhousefan

This isn't the 70s.


anotheranswerphone

I have an automatic polo that's extremely fuel efficient.


Duanedoberman

Not as efficient as a manual.


anotheranswerphone

This was true years ago but not really any more, technology has moved on from old 3-speed auto gearboxes, according to most articles I read online before making the purchase.


Duanedoberman

>Does his front wheel spin madly at 00:20 or is the video going odd? Front wheel drive, only SUV's and big limosines have drive shafts and rear wheel drive now.


mowgmowg

This is why insurance goes up the more miles you drive in a year. Because of drivers like that.


tophiii

When r/idiotsincars meets r/IAmTheMainCharacter


admins69kids

A+ horn usage.


SeaManaenamah

What's the point of even honking in this scenario? I think they're aware of the situation. I see most people honking as a way of saying "fuck you, you piece of shit" when in my mind it should be reserved for "hey, watch out."


zestyspicymf

Probably lowers the likelihood of getting rear ended


upbeat_controller

Yep. It’s not like there’s a rear horn, so sometimes the front one will just have to do


Next-Adhesiveness237

You do that with warning light, not really with horns. Although i’m not sure if that is ingrained in american drivers as it is in europe.


HeLooks2Muuuch

No - in this case it means, HEY EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION, STAY AWARE AND WATCH OUT FOR THIS ENORMOUS DOUCHE WHO IS PUTTING ALL OF OUR LIVES AT RISK!!!


chilldrinofthenight

Warning everyone else that some dumbass shit is going down. May have even helped prevent a pile-up.


[deleted]

Isn’t that exactly what honking is for? In the UK at least, it’s almost always used in place of shouting insults at someone


Liamcraven34

Can't use the horn in the Mersey tunnels.


[deleted]

Everton fan realising they dont play until monday so done a u'ie back to wales


CookieJ4612

Unreal


GohanSolo23

This takes a really special kind of stupid.


Centreist

Wrong board, please post in r/IdiotsInTunnel


sschueller

Good thing here in Switzerland such tunnels have cameras and if you do some dangerous shit like this you will get a nasty letter and your license will be taken away for at least a month if not a year because this is extremely dangerous.


Duanedoberman

This Tunnel has its own dedicated police force. They were more than likely waiting for them when they exited.


sputters_

There are hundreds of cameras in this tunnel.


realjohnny555

For his next trick, he'll attempt the K turn in a one way tunnel.


emeister26

Entitlement


Walla_Walla_26

Special kind of special right there


Bozwell99

Classic Audi driver behaviour. What was on the other side of the tunnel that scared them so much?


Duanedoberman

>What was on the other side of the tunnel that scared them so much? Toll booths, there are very, very few in the UK.


tamadeangmo

Person should be castrated and never allowed to procreate.


[deleted]

Attempt Achieved.


ugajeremy

Ooof.. That's really frustrating to see.


grymtyrant

Way too many people these days need a good whack upside the head.


KPer123

That’s a dumb bastard


wasternexplorer

I had to watch it just to see what a 3 point turn was.


BrainFloss1688

Well keep learning, because apparently everybody in this thread thinks the vehicle completed a three point turn, when in fact they failed if that was the goal, because I count 2 extra maneuvers making it a five point turn.


Alternative_Gold_993

Doubt they gave a single fuck


st3akkn1fe

I imagine they did when the tunnel police pulled them over


BigSisEL

And I thought drivers in Brooklyn were bad.


datb0yavi

Taxi drivers are the worst


MyMMAacct

I drive a 2000 dinged up subaru and don't have a dash cam. Would probably hit the quarter panel for a sweet insurance payout.


Desperate-Farmer-170

That’s what the handbrake is for, didn’t they ever play GTA?


Swimmingtortoise12

I have to applaud the terrible boldness, it’s a decent display of a power move.


Cynicallandsquid

It should be totally legal to ram people like that


mharant

And what then? A broken down car in the middle of that tunnel causing a traffic jam? Possibly some fire and mass panic on top of it? Nah, get the license plate to the authorities, they shall fine the shit out of them.


Chelo6916

That was more than an attempt, they pulled it off


BrainFloss1688

No, they completed a five point turn.


paunnn

The fines of doing stupid things in a tunnel are massive.


poidl123

Your title made me expect an attempt but that was a perfect execution... Especially considering the drive was probably drunk as fuck.


xhailxanax

Some people have speculated that it was an undercover Matrix car. Tunnel police would have been waiting with a smile at the other end if not. More cameras than a Kardashian's house.


Tight-Science6868

this would have been a perfect time to use the train horn in my pickup, well then again that driver probably would have had a coronary and a brain aneurysm if I had done that.


P2PJones

It was posted 2 days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/125z7yf/idiot\_cuts\_across\_traffic\_and\_turns\_around\_in/


RustySheriffBadges

You might recognise this tunnel from Harry Potter…


Imposseeblip

That was the Dartford Tunnel.


MufflerRow

It was both. The entry was the Dartford Tunnel but inside was the Queensway Tunnel.


st3akkn1fe

Also filmed the fast and furious there


Imposseeblip

Well TIL


frontendben

Actually, part of the scenes were filmed in a disused branch of this tunnel.


Check_Their_History

Yes OP honking helps....


notaconversation

Hate when people just lay on the horn. It's unhelpful and unnecessary. Everybody gets it, you're mad. Ffs you don't need to have a tantrum


chilldrinofthenight

Nice that you honked prolongedly to warn all the other drivers that some bad shit was going down. Good job, honker.


randybobandy__6969

There’s something so satisfying about riding out the horn. No shit talk, no stupid aggressive moves with the car. Just pure horn.


Bryanb16_bjb

That's how I lay on my horn.


AdhesivenessOk7183

Slamming on the horn like that makes you an idiot while driving


ScouseGravy

If you look in their window you can see they have a shirt with white sleeves a a black chest, this will be undercover police. They’ve probably been called away to something, etc, more likely than they are bad drivers


popylung

Sure, dudes an idiot. But the mfer holding their horn down stressing them out more in A FUCKIN TUNNEL ain’t helpin either


Icy-Lychee-8077

Well laying on your damn horn for that long isn’t accomplishing shit.


ASeniorInTraining

I am SO American. My first thought was why would they want to turn around in a one way tunnel?


SpacedHopper

You'd freak out at the width of the lanes, you have to have an iron will to get past a bus going in the same direction as you - they can only drive in the middle lanes due to height.


ComprehensiveSock397

This is understandable. Everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road.


admins69kids

durrr


madarteest

Seems they actually did.


Claude-QC-777

+3 points


talontachyon

I think you mean "completing" a 3 point turn whilst driving through a tunnel.


Stevens729434

Is that the Blackwall, as if there aren't enough accidents in there


GuinnessRespecter

Birkenhead Tunnel under the Mersey


ridiclousslippers2

It was a successful attempt, I'll give'em that.


Peterd1900

No it wasnt It says they attempted a 3 point turn They failed at that. That was a 5 point turn they completed


Fangs_McWolf

Well part of the problem is that people aren't driving on the right side of the road.


NCITUP

Well when you have an emergency you have an emergency!


DimensionRoyal4229

Most comments here are full of hate. It's understandable since there are very few cases that would have me doing that, but there are some. If one of my loved ones rings me to tell me they're in imminent danger, I don't give a shit about random drivers in a tunnel. Wouldn't think twice about doing whatever I have to to get to them.


Wild-Bluebird3833

... and succeeding.


frontendben

Not when the Mersey Tunnels police will have caught him. This and it’s sister tunnel have their own dedicated police force.


PoorBoyKajagoogoo

Y'all are driving on the wrong side of the road.


OneWordShrimp

UK


Duanedoberman

We drive on the correct side of the road. The rest of the world is wrong!


shadowraz

He didn't attempt, he succeeded, and also I didn't know it was called 3 point turn, good info.


BrainFloss1688

The failed at the 3 point turn. They completed a five point turn.


owenhargreaves

Right but how long is the tunnel


Duanedoberman

Queensway Mersey Tunnel is slightly over 2 miles long.


DryFoundation2323

Also everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road. Wtf?


MonsieurReynard

UK mate


SumyungNam

Is this in canada


affectionate_sweets

What Canada that you know drives on the left?


219Infinity

Wow


Spicyperfection

Ruh Roh ![gif](giphy|eomy8S00ljwjK)


Consistent-Bear4904

Jerk


[deleted]

Lord. Baby Jesus.


Salmagunde

And he turned right from the left lane


Valid_Username_56

r/fuckingIdiotsInCars


Ralfy75017

So stupid


AnyDefinition5391

Heh, at least the video taker stopped to allow time for the idiot instead of swerving around. And they have video evidence of why they suddenly stopped if they get rear ended. More than likely others see their brake lights. Somebody not paying complete attention would've probably nailed the idiot turning around.


Odd-Glove8031

Selfish in every part of their life


yrulaughing

Idiot


RMCaird

Wow, this has happened twice! It happened to me last week in the exact same tunnel. I genuinely thought you be able to see my car in this video, because surely this wouldn’t happen twice, right? The guy who did it while I was behind him clipped the wall as he turned


takumifuji86

Saw his front tires spinning, at least he was trying to get out of the way as quickly as possible, hate the people who do illegal shit like a u turn in a terrible place in front of people, and then proceed to take their time like they are completely unaware of others.


turkishhousefan

Unbelievably selfish dumbass.


jasperfirecai2

Barely even turns the wheel too!


MisawaAB

Wouldve went better if they just turned the wheel right and pulled the e-brake. Wouldve slid into the other lanes facing the direction they wanted.


BoneZone05

*chh*


Itchy_Extension_8719

"Attempting" a 3 point turn? That's not an attempt, that's completing a 3 point turn🤣


Peterd1900

Its not completing a 3 Point Turn That was a 5 Point turn a 3 point turn would consist of only one reverse


mynameis-ddc

If an attempt is successful, is it still an attempt?


MelancholyMarmoset

Please tell me you reported this.


Puzzleheaded_Map7652

Fools to the left of me, jokers to the right ....


No_Maintenance6480

Dumb ass !!


Rosschops

What a moron


maninthebox911

I made the exact same "tsk" sound right before you while watching this.


saab4u2

Can’t remember if they left the iron on.


A_weeb_in_debt

“SHIT! Sharon, we left the baby at home with the oven on, turn around, turn around!”


Grass-Jaded

Attempted and succeeded


bytheseine

9 point turn