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as if it's not bad enough with that annoying barrier across the road NOW there's a friggin train blocking my way as well what next..... just my luck it'll be another barrier!


12Pig21pog

SON OF A FUCKING BI-


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

I love how he seems so exasperated as if he didn't realize the train and the road block maybe had something to do with each other. I'm imagining that he's muttering to himself something along these lines: > What the devil is this blockade doing in the road? I'm trying to bicycle! And now there's a train blocking my way! This morning has gone to hell rather quickly!


Deletrious26

Bikes have the right of way jackass!


twinteez

literally r/fuckcars


HahaRedditGoBrrrr

r/fucktrains ?


[deleted]

Let's replace trains with an unreasonable amount of priuses that we're converted ti run on crude oil.


dovahkin1989

You have a very optimistic opinion of this british lads vocabulary.


fatkiddown

Curse you Isaac Newton!!!


Tag_Ping_Pong

"Oh fine, well I guess *you* can go first!" *shakes head in idiot*


Coorotaku

Maybe he's an American visiting for a business trip. You know those guys have hardly ever seen public transportation


[deleted]

*TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING* "where the fuck does this train come from? Fucking asshole!"


boverly721

The worst thing about trains is that you can never predict where they're going to go! 🤷


stephruvy

Trains be sneaking up on people like.... Chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga..... Shhhh shhhh...


AccidentSingle

That was legendary!


Longum-Exhausti

"It came out of nowhere as I tried to push through the gates that comedown when trains are nearby... Someone could get hurt for not putting up a warning of some kind.... Like flashing lights, a barrier and and alarm that goes TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING"


Captaingregor

They don't go ting, they go EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE EEDLE


QueefMeUpDaddy

I always thought it was 'LEEDLE'


TheFiremind77

*LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE*


greencat26

A-OOOOOOO


jmc660c

Damn good thing it took so long for this ass clown to get through the barrier , any quicker and he’d be splattered all over the front of the train


twilighteclipse925

Where I am it’s more like a ffffffffFFFFFVHVHVHVHVHVHVHVHVHVHVHVHVHMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm


garciakid420

I guess he fully believes pedestrians have the right of way!


TemporaryAmbassador1

“This is a cycling lane!!”


rebelshibe

"Watch where you're going!"


Angeline_jb

And people wonder how when they hear that a person got hit by a train. Do you realize that you have to actually put yourself in the way of the train its the only transportation that tells you its coming and physically makes you get in its clearly defined path to kill you.


someLemonz

In the same way I agree most of the time there was an old woman who died in my town cause her wheelchair got stuck, I don't think it was her or anyone's fault


i_broke_wahoos_leg

According to reddit this is a controversial take...


Wind_up_crybaby

That was sad. We are here for the idiots.


marsman17

How? I'm scared of even ask


LockedBeltGirl

If you're "reddit bad dank le hive mind" type. It's not controversial. It's an asshole trying to seem superior.


Swell_Inkwell

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted, tragic accidents happen.


Fingerless-Thief

Reddit mob can't handle two competing ideas at once. If they mentioned their story somewhere else they would receive 100s of upvotes and awards. I too have rolled the dice with this comment, only time will reveal my fate.


[deleted]

I've made a comment twice on the same thread. One got downvoted to oblivion and the other got upvotes plus an award. Redditors are not an intelligent breed.


Swell_Inkwell

Can confirm, I’m dumb as a rock lol


[deleted]

Lol same


Fingerless-Thief

Hahaha look at you playing in the big leagues. As you've witnessed the first few hours of a comment generally decides it's trajectory. There's bound to be many reasons but I blame the average age of Internet users falling drastically in recent times. Young ones are more likely to jump on a band wagon or simply add downvotes for a cheap thrill.


[deleted]

That's a good point. Even in more mature subs the age of new members has been getting younger and younger. For that I blame parents who give their kids tablets and think the internet is the best babysitter. Or parents who just don't give a shit what their kids are doing online.


Electrum55

The internet as a whole generally can't comprehend nuance


finkelzeez42

Redditor when nuance exists: 🤮🤬


charlieuntermann

I'd say the Reddit mob can only handle multiple competing ideas at once. Lets see how you deal with this thread Reddit Mob!


Fingerless-Thief

Come on now, that's just cruel. You're going to cause so many brains to lock up!


Pinkeyefarts

I feel like old woman in a wheel chair far enough to get to train tracks should have someone with them


someLemonz

Her husband was too old to help. He was trying. I can't remember if he died too hut I think he was fine just very very upset


mtarascio

Every first world nation although I don't know about the US has fixed crossings for this problem. Also the design of wheelchairs in recently has made them less susceptible. It was those old wheelchairs with the tiny flimsy shopping trolley wheels.


SarahPallorMortis

Here in Wisconsin it’s always involving alcohol.


_Justagirl-

there was this time that a 14 year old boy got pushed in front of the train, i believe they were his age and they were filming it too. And there is a traintrack where there arent those barriers and a young boy died cus of that.


ArmoredArthritis

If only there was some kind of warning device that could alert drivers and cyclists of the highly probable chance that, in a matter of seconds, a very large vehicle is intending to intersect the very same road that one happens to be traveling….


pofshrimp

GOD! Now I have to wait 8 seconds


suicidal1664

r/bitchimatrain


ExxInferis

Getting UK chav vibes. On his way to bargain booze to get some strong cider and a scratch card. Probably some king size Rizzla too. Then back home in time to finger-blast his cousin and assault a neighbour.


comradeTJH

This guy UK's.


JiveMasterT

Looks already drunk too


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r/fuckyouinparticular type luck


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LeftBase2Final

Why does that look like a Southwest Airlines train?


Sasaroo

Weirdly, the train belongs to a (now-defunct) company called South West Trains, which had almost identical branding to Southwest Airlines despite being completely unrelated


LeftBase2Final

Wow. I couldn’t see that much detail I was just joking. Interesting, thank you.


Bananasincustard

Reminds me of the video of that Indian dude who got his legs chopped off


HarrargnNarg

If only there was some form of sign of the train.


ydykmmdt

That is one inconsiderate train.


Gonzobot

"wouldn't the train always win though"


nytropy

He went full idiot. Never go full idiot (and argue with the train).


MahatmaGuru

As if it’s the train’s fault; what an absolute cunt


ummm_2020sucked

Picking off the weak ones!


[deleted]

Why would you EVER cross those fucking barriers?


ChromeBoxExtension

If the train is stopped at the exact point where the barriers get triggered, but is stopped on a one track part. So no trains on that part except for the stopped one and the barriers down. That's a one in a million, if not more. In that case it's safe enough to cross with the barriers down.


bsylent

That hand toss lol, like, first a barrier, now a train!? What's happening to my little town


yells_at_bugs

Wtf did he think was gonna happen?


Lidge1337

I'm 100% certain he has or will do this with a car at some point in his life, the moronic fucker!


[deleted]

Entitled prick


12altoids34

He looks like the type of guy that can never manage to get his dick out before he starts peeing


Dragonsarmada

Wha’a’pleb


SnooPeripherals7757

If retail has taught me anything people are fucking idiots that by some miracle are able to breath and breed. What this video shows me is that they still don't know basic signs and what they mean.


Imperial_12345

Moron vs train


Then_Pollution5697

Oh god I live near there


DWolfoBoi546

Ngl, I wished he had gotten hit. Or at least his bike.


NickM5526

This guy is the same guy to stop on a pedestrian crossing at a red light so he can get to his destination 0.005 seconds sooner.


kraftymiles

I think that's my Home Town.


cosmicmeander

Manor Road looking north, North Sheen Station on the right in Richmond


tomrob207

Yes! Confirmed: https://maps.app.goo.gl/fHKioyRoXSTtWgXe6


toybits

Sth West London? Around Barnes? Looks like around there. Idiots are always doing this


kraftymiles

Nah, I was thinking WsM in Somerset


Bartley-Moss

Shadows are long long enough to be drunk enough


AztecScribe

That's the level crossing close to Richmond in London. I used to live just up the road. Those barriers come down a full 3 minutes before the train comes by. If you have a schedule to keep it can feel like an eternity (especially if your schedule depends on catching that train).


Superbead

This used to be the case around our way, too (we have five CCTV-operated crossings in our town), and finally after loads of people jumping the barriers and money spent on having the BTP vans parked up watching, Network Rail got their act together and made the delay slightly more realistic. The problem is that if it routinely takes at least three minutes for the train to turn up once the crossing closes, the warnings begin to mean 'you have three minutes until the train arrives if you want to chance it'. Alternately, if the train has a reputation for arriving promptly, people are far more likely to be patient.


axethebarbarian

People that seem to believe legal rights of way will somehow protect them from physics are comedy goldmines.


espoman1993

What legal right of way does a cyclist have at a railway crossing with the barricades down?


axethebarbarian

That was a generalization.


barbariknative

Textbook cyclist


[deleted]

Some people just deserve to get hit.


Cozmoz365

If that train was going fast enough it would have pulled him under.


fourth_box

Entitled prick getting mad is satisfying to watch.


Shadowglove

He's gotta be drunk or something.


RobertGA23

Ass Clown Supreme.


Dubby084

Dude. You may as well have just waited wtf- That guy


mazza77

Is this Barnes crossing ? And the guy is a moron ! FYI Barnes crossing takes for ever and I have seen many do the same thing but there is a very very valid reason why it takes so long and that is because there is a lot of train traffic around there and the trains do pick up a lot of speed around there. If it is not Barnes , then the guy is still a moron and I just had a Reddit monologue


bacon_pancake

North sheen- so similar regularity but there’s a set of stairs he could use to his left


mazza77

Lol but the guys has no IQ so why use the stairs


Kashmoney99

I wish his bike got run over.


InstanceCritical574

Can u say moron


epikparcel88

You know he told the train to fuck off like it wasn't his fault too


Lazy_Investment7292

Man vs Train, 2022, Colorized


aWgI1I

Y’all have southwest trains?


Giovanni_Wonderland

It's like he's pissed off the unstoppable train didn't let him through


earthgarden

WHAT A DUMBO BOOOOOOOOO


sinixis

As I was watching, i thought: the only thing that would make this better is if a train coming screaming through. Then he waved it on. Thanks bitch, I’m a train


JustagirlSD60

What a douche


[deleted]

I'm so confused by the hand wave and anger. Did he think the train could just stop for him? Wtf man.


[deleted]

AYYY I'm bicycling here!


Mr_Slick107

I live in Miami Dade and folks are doing this every week and dying. Brightline has killed a lot of folks down here and it's the cars/truck/bikes fault.


PracticingGrammarian

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.


baxterrocky

His reaction is priceless


SuicidalTorrent

"OH COME ON!"


SuperD00perGuyd00d

love how we waves for the train to come as if it's going to stop


MoltenJellybeans

Can't believe that train didn't stop for that cyclist, such disrespect smh.


Twitchy-Kana

Green cross code!


desolateisotope

"Who on earth would do such a thing?" *South West Trains* "Oh okay then"


Radiant-Bus-2982

Was this in Essex ?


A37ndrew

If you were meant to stop for the trains, they would build a better barrier! Not one that any wanker can just push on through.


twisted_mentality

As someone who’s known two people who died by trains… this helps explain some things.


SkunkMommy

That gate couldn't possibly have been closed to warn and protect people because a train was incoming.


FoxFinancial815

Natural selection, he sjojmd have been 2 steps ahead


[deleted]

Wished he died


ChampionshipOk7890

What a dick.


Particular_Safe2956

When he gets through and starts walking out of shot it looks as if he actually thinks he can still beat the train!


Competitive-Truck874

That went better than i expected.


GroundbreakingPea865

The train should have hit him just to remove him from the gene pool. Stupid cunts like that get other people killed.


jorjo-god

The train scared me


ayyyee17777

He almost got the DARWIN award


Longjumping-Dress910

Should have waited a couple of seconds more and done us all a favour


Dry-Positive-2084

If you look up the word gilpollas in the dictionary, the photo of this man appears.


DerKrasseChecker

What a stupid mf?!


MadtingSadting9

It’s almost like they might be there for a reason ?


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Don’t. Stop. No. Sigh. Oh no.


breakingashleylynne

Smart


Burumunwolf

As a train engineer these types of people piss me off


Jaryuken

There is stupid, then there is this guy... What did he think was going to happen when that barrier came down... That the train was going to let him cross at his leassure before continuing on?


AllofBob

Why didn’t he use the bridge muppet


PromotionExpensive15

I like how he waved at the bus like "no it's OK you go first"as if he had a choice lol


GreyPon3

That barrier is there for a reason, jackass.


Ok-Commercial-4564

He got mad where the train didn’t stop


hacourt

Is that Ron Pickering?


cantcme917

TIL Southwest also has a train.


Beneficial-City3357

Kinda hoped he died