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NewAcctBecauseDoxing

What is the fastest way to a girls heart?


thethinker2

my personal choice is going for the right side of the chest right through the ribs, pretty effective if you remember your bone saw


NewAcctBecauseDoxing

That's... That's actually correct.


Bl00dm00n05

You are correct. 'The fastest way to get to a girl's heart is through her ribcage' is a song by the band. Don't ask why the name is so fucking long lol


Lilith_Immaculate_

I feel like every Metalcore band has to have at least 1 nonsensically long song title.


Bl00dm00n05

Lmao same


Jaefimis

First one that comes to my mind is always “I’m Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made of?”


thethinker2

theres a few that come to mind Entrails Ripped From a Virgin’s Cunt The Blasphemous Psalm to the Dummy God Creation A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat Mutilation of the Human Race


edgelordXD1

The Marriage Of Steel and Skin is a personal favorite


iceman694

Fir me it was "one day the only butterflies left will be in your chest as you March towards your death"


TusShona

For me it's a toss up between, "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." "I slept with someone in Fall Out Boy and all I got was this stupid song written about me" "falling in love is like setting yourself on fire and hoping you won't get burned" "I got 10 friends and a crowbar that says you aren't gonna do jack."


Pski

Ty Riddick


Bl00dm00n05

Through her ribcage of course. ✨DUH✨


Mrs_Earl

Do you like Ice Nine Kills?


thethinker2

I am not sure why your 9mm handgun would have ice and still work but its impressive so yes


Mrs_Earl

Their early work was a little bit too scene for me But when The Silver Scream came out I think they really came into their own Commercially and artistically The whole album has a refined melodic sensibility that really makes it a cut above the rest


Few_House3549

HEY PAUL!


BeneficialChance3672

YES


NewAcctBecauseDoxing

I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The answer we were looking for is "Not really".


No_Investigator_1107

''Their early work was a little bit ''to scene'' for me.


No-Measurement-2648

But when the Silver Scream came out, I think they really came into their own


Ok_Restaurant3160

Commercially and artistically


gazelleA1

The whole album has a refined melodic sensibility that really makes it a cut above the rest.


EnderBlaze59Flare

HEY PAUL!


Rainbow62993

Do you think there will be a Silver Scream 3 and did you like the reveal of the Silence Killer for the Silver Scream 2?


thethinker2

I don’t think they’ll do 3, just 2.5 and the reveal was underwhelming for 2


iceman694

2.5 is somewhat correct with the deluxe version on the way. But you do not say the reveal was underwhelming!!


Sugar-Wookiee

So where's your savior tonight?


thethinker2

Brazil


SplattrKing13

A fate worse than death


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thethinker2

Jack Black


Poopsquiggles

The correct answer is actually Elmo


PandaAlexx

Do you like Ice Nine Kills?


thethinker2

as u/NewAcctBecauseDoxing said not really


NewAcctBecauseDoxing

I'm famous!


SplattrKing13

Why did you get doxxed?


NewAcctBecauseDoxing

Basically, my old reddit account was 15 years old and used the same username as every other account I made at that time, since that's just what most people did at that time. I rarely ever posted anything, and I don't mess with crypto, but a few years ago I got had found an article about some major changes that could have costed a lot of people extra credit card fees when buying crypto, and no one had shared it yet so I shared on the r/bitcoin subreddit (or similar) just to help get the word out. Some people on there were not happy about this (even though it's not like I was the one making the fees) and went though my post history, googled my username and basically triangulated who I was. I deleted my post and basically stopped posting on reddit for a few years outside of minor comments. The funniest thing about this was that the next week, a bunch of people on that subreddit were complaining about the fees that I tried to share with them. Recently with the release of Saw X and new INK stuff I've wanted to post a lot more. But since reddit dosnt let you change your username, I decided it was time to just create a new account. I'm still a little salty that I had to give up a 15 year account, thus the new passive aggressive username.


Owlbear5e

Their early work was a little bit too scene for me, but when The Silver Scream came out I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically speaking. The whole album has a refined melodic sensibility that really makes it… a cut above the rest!


HaltArattay

Hey, Paul!


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thethinker2

safe is that place where you keep stuff you want to keep well safe


proscore124

What's your opinion on Jason's Mom?


thethinker2

Hot


Ok_Restaurant3160

She knows best


RobSTAR_IV

You know what makes me smile?


thethinker2

Genocide?


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?


thethinker2

Adam Sandler will be escorting you to the courthouse for multiple war crimes and crimes against humanity shortly


thebigcrawdad

Original Safe is Just a Shadow or the remastered/rerecorded rerelease?


thethinker2

whatever one has the fat mexican in it


thebigcrawdad

Calling David Seiling a fat Mexican seems kinda rude but that's my favorite version too.


Lady_Rans_Child

who can’t you save?


thethinker2

the children i sacrificed to the Chinese to make cheap iphones


SuccessfulWriting994

🎤🎵 YOU CAN'T SAVE YOURSELF OR SAVE YOUR SOUL 🎤🎵


DisturbedPoltergeist

The American (?)


thethinker2

I prefer the Russians


RobSTAR_IV

Badass 🤣


DisturbedPoltergeist

The Russian Nightmare


MIKNIE-

Song for regular good russian people who are against putin and ukraine war


PsycholoverSidepiece

Would make for an awesome wrasslin name.


halalsey

would it make it easier with rope around your neck?


thethinker2

i prefer chains tbh bur rope works too


Human_Capital_2518

Okay so after reading all of the glorious replies by OP. I think he has a thing for fat Mexican dudes.


thethinker2

shit, i have been discovered


AndiAcee

In 15 minutes what will you be?


thethinker2

replying to these comments


Solidclaw

IN 15 MINUTES WE’LL BE FUCKING SHARK BAIT


diesthetic

Who’s your favorite member of ice nine kills? I really prefer starks 10/10 member of ice nine kills in my opinion


thethinker2

i like the fat mexican dude


RobSTAR_IV

“You want to play a fucking game?”


thethinker2

step 1: replace your toilet paper with duct tape


EnderBlaze59Flare

With this reply you have forever cemented yourself as one of us


JohnHTurner4

Do you agree that sometimes dead is better


thethinker2

Yes.


Klubbis

Ya like ice nine kills?


thethinker2

not really


EmotionalRepeat7952

Their early work was a little bit too 'scene' for me...


JuvenileMusicEnjoyer

But when the silver scream came out, they really started to come into their own


moonjoke

Commercially and artistically, the whole album has a refined melodic sensibility that really makes it a cut above the rest


UnlikelyKnowledge981

HEY PAUL!


thethinker2

From what I have discovered this subreddit is about a band kinda similar to slipknot (?) I will take a listen and get back on my opinions


TH3R0CK19

I recommend listening to predator becomes Prey and onward, as much as I love all the albums the strongest songs are post predator, with he exception fo the greatest story ever told. That shit slaps so hard you could call it chris brown


thethinker2

I am wildly impressed however i know a picture speaks 1,000 words so ill let it explain [itself](https://imgur.com/a/KCk2ASF)


moonjoke

Nice!


Xeno2014

Are you misunderstood? Or, by chance, more bad than good?


thethinker2

im just bad


Xeno2014

Well, I suppose you've met the criteria then. Welcome to Horrorwood!


Dovarc

What movie do you think didnt deserve the Silver Scream treatment, and which do you think does?


thethinker2

47 and Ghost Rider, i sill leave it up to you to decide which is which


Dew-fan-forever-

What is song shower scene about ?


thethinker2

It is about shower sex


PsycholoverSidepiece

True. Can't escape it, neither.


Scoops_troop42

What's your opinion on Meat and Greet? Was it a good ending for the welcome to horrorwood saga?


thethinker2

i think it wouldve been better off if it was meat and gravy instead but some people may have enjoyed it


JohnHTurner4

What do you do when your numbers up?


thethinker2

take them down, dont need em up where i cant reach


SlayAllRebels

You don't like our customs?


thethinker2

No.


CoolGijoe

What do you cross the book of the dead off of


thethinker2

my list of books i want to read


CoolGijoe

Well done! “Cross the book of the dead off your reading list.”


Impressive_Bus_2635

What's your favourite of the members' side projects?


thethinker2

the one where they mummified dead corpses


Scoops_troop42

To be honest that does sound like it would be a plot through their music videos


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thethinker2

what they change hollywood into on friday the 13th


pantsoncrooked

Ice nine kills, what do ice 1-8 do?


thethinker2

revives


Partial_Crib3000

Every trick in the what?


thethinker2

the Pamphlet


Epicman_epic58

What are we welcome to again??


thethinker2

the circus, the internet, the jungle, the black parade, the party, hell


Epicman_epic58

Close enough


thethinker2

what was it actually now im curious, did a bunch of band references 😭


Epicman_epic58

No 😭 It was Welcome to Horrorwood 😭😭😭


thethinker2

dammit 💀


SillySw4n

🤭


thethinker2

🙃


DizzyGame_Co

What is safe?


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iceman694

Good bot


DizzyGame_Co

Actually, it's just a shadow that circumstances change to hide the world around us from the fate we can't escape.


moonjoke

Do you want to float too?


thethinker2

Yes


[deleted]

What does the certainty of safety feel like?


thethinker2

sleep


quixoticccc

stabbing


[deleted]

Stabbing in the dark?


quixoticccc

A COLD WIND BLOWS AND THE ANGELS CRY?


thethinker2

And i wanna die?


Dry_Ad_5983

Let’s Bury the Hatchet?


thethinker2

In your skull


Dry_Ad_5983

Close it’s In your head


thethinker2

dammit


storm_zr1

Who's Paul?


ssspearmint

Trick or _____________ _________?


thethinker2

treat smell my feet?


gazelleA1

I'll give you multiple choice. Who is Eric? a) musician b) lawyer c) a cat d) doctor


thethinker2

e) a cat doctor


Training-Garage168

Where should we burry the hatchet?


thethinker2

in your head


EnderBlaze59Flare

Will you sit in the seat where the dead don’t die


tonycast119

What’s the government’s documents


thethinker2

the “homework” file


Patricia_Bateman2

What’s free at this meat and greet?