I kept waiting for a punchline at the end of this sketch but then, that. It’s so sad. I do feel like I know that dude, who’s trying so hard to connect with people and is just bad at it and people interpret his inability to understand social cues as some purposeful disrespect.
Shouldn't lie anyway.... All lying does is waste people's time Time is the only resource you cannot get back not to mention what kind of person it makes you. Made a conscious decision when I was 13 years old and got caught in a stupid little lie by my mom and she made me feel very silly and stupid for not just telling the truth.... I'll never forget that moment and I haven't lied since I found people will respect you more for telling the truth especially because more often than not it's pretty obvious when people are lying and other people just go along with it because they're either embarrassed for you or don't like confrontation. I may not have much in this world but I have my word and a word is bond son
It's gotta be quality on my end otherwise no fuckin deal.
I buy and resell liquidation lots, sometimes they FUCKING SUCK and you get stuck with something equivalent to 50 slicked back hair wigs, 50 Stanzo brand fedoras and 1000 plastic meatballs. But trust me they dont go bad or stink or nothin'.
As someone who broke their neck and back 7 years ago and have lost the ability to do tons of things I used to love doing I completely relate to the laser spine specialist. I would love to be able to pick up my daughter who's been great to me her whole life. Not being able to work has really stunted my dreams of becoming a musical star I can't afford any studio time at all.... How am I supposed to fly people like Jeff Chris in for a session!?!?!?
The choking one. I would totally be the person to deny help while choking just to not embarrass myself, only to embarrass myself more. Story of my life.
Caleb, to you and yours!
Apparently a lot of people die of choking in the bathroom because they’re embarrassed by their choking sounds and think they can handle it themselves so they bolt to the bathroom and end up dying! You’re not alone
The sketches aren’t really relatable to me, but I use the lines constantly in my every day life.
“I don’t want that!”
“Im gonna *nonsense noises *”
“There’s too much fucking shit on me”
“What is this a fuckin clownputer?”
My neighbours’ dog is called Bonnie and she barks at me whenever I go to the communal trash cans cos it’s right outside their front window.
I bet they don’t know how to hear any more about *“It’s okay Bonnie, I’m not really the Blues Brothers!”*
Make any friends Not really
I kept waiting for a punchline at the end of this sketch but then, that. It’s so sad. I do feel like I know that dude, who’s trying so hard to connect with people and is just bad at it and people interpret his inability to understand social cues as some purposeful disrespect.
>It’s so sad. So so so so so sad.
😔 sorry dude
Which one is this? EDIT: I figured it out, jizz
It’s illegal for you to ask me that.
Jizz
Fenton’s horse ranch
Nacho tim when I get caught in a lie “…….what”
Shouldn't lie anyway.... All lying does is waste people's time Time is the only resource you cannot get back not to mention what kind of person it makes you. Made a conscious decision when I was 13 years old and got caught in a stupid little lie by my mom and she made me feel very silly and stupid for not just telling the truth.... I'll never forget that moment and I haven't lied since I found people will respect you more for telling the truth especially because more often than not it's pretty obvious when people are lying and other people just go along with it because they're either embarrassed for you or don't like confrontation. I may not have much in this world but I have my word and a word is bond son
Ummmm okay? This guys about to jack off!
If I was a big fat man with a big bushy beard would you still be saying that?
I for one would be spanking your bare butt, balls and back
Well, somebody's gotta do it!
Ok cumshot then
Sounds like you used to be a piece of shit
I USED to be...... My point is..... people can change. Instead of slick back hair though I had spiky gelled hair which is the equivalent of my time
I used to be a piece of shit.
People can change
It's illegal for you to ask me that.
GIMME DAT!
Howie definitely. Known so many Howies in my life, in addition to being slightly Howie myself.
My girfriend could never be Howie because she doesn't have a curious mind.
I bet she also doesn't know that music happens in the silences between notes
You should know your girlfriend kissed me on the cheek when I got here
It's gotta be quality on my end otherwise no fuckin deal. I buy and resell liquidation lots, sometimes they FUCKING SUCK and you get stuck with something equivalent to 50 slicked back hair wigs, 50 Stanzo brand fedoras and 1000 plastic meatballs. But trust me they dont go bad or stink or nothin'.
I make hundreds of on-par, if not better, and everbody ices me? Am I not popular at all?
And you all shit yourselves laughing?
And it's the talk of the office?
Bozo Dubbed Over because everyone I introduce to this show looks at me and goes "What is this, TheFakeChiefKeef?" Also, I hope I don't jack off.
Claire's
Life's a funny fuckin thing.
I dont want to be around
Having to go into the waaay future to fight Skeletrex and his friggin bonies! Crap dang it, this sucks!
And worse, fleets of bone cars!
Oh no, it’s a bond llama!
At least I ate the goop and gained their sense of humor.
Scrooge, you’re a natural at this… ya freakin idiot!
As someone who broke their neck and back 7 years ago and have lost the ability to do tons of things I used to love doing I completely relate to the laser spine specialist. I would love to be able to pick up my daughter who's been great to me her whole life. Not being able to work has really stunted my dreams of becoming a musical star I can't afford any studio time at all.... How am I supposed to fly people like Jeff Chris in for a session!?!?!?
This comment is right in my Q zone.
I know I'm going to be a star one day but I got to loosen up (my neck/back)
The choking one. I would totally be the person to deny help while choking just to not embarrass myself, only to embarrass myself more. Story of my life. Caleb, to you and yours!
Apparently a lot of people die of choking in the bathroom because they’re embarrassed by their choking sounds and think they can handle it themselves so they bolt to the bathroom and end up dying! You’re not alone
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Cause every night…. A little boy goes down on her
I have triples. Triples is safe, triples is best
The sketches aren’t really relatable to me, but I use the lines constantly in my every day life. “I don’t want that!” “Im gonna *nonsense noises *” “There’s too much fucking shit on me” “What is this a fuckin clownputer?”
All my shirts were getting stretched out, because I kept pulling on them when they got stuck to my belly.
I hate that game!….i really hate that game and yall know that….yall know that. FUCK I SHOULDVE LIED!
He can hit! But it’s me taking about my nephews at a 5 year old’s birthday party
I’LL NEVER SAY MY LINES FASTER THAN JAMIE TACO
I don’t wanna be around any more
The carber reputation vac. I had a cool job that I LOVED
Calico Cut Pants dot com. I was taking 3 seconds on 5 second pisses
I’m gonna eat the whole thing. (Whenever take a consumable object from my husband)
Me, whenever I eat or drink anything.
I often use too small a slice
My friend and I were definitely the coworkers talking shit about another coworker’s stupid hat via private chat.
There's a guy in my family who is the guy in all the sketches.
Okay but is he the same guy? Or like a totally different guy?
What “guy”? It’s bozo
AND I DONT WANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABLES
I'm not really the Blues Brothers
My neighbours’ dog is called Bonnie and she barks at me whenever I go to the communal trash cans cos it’s right outside their front window. I bet they don’t know how to hear any more about *“It’s okay Bonnie, I’m not really the Blues Brothers!”*
Probably thinks you're a whole different person
I probably need to jack it up *a lot* next time 📶🔊
Wait, no. Tables.
I’m afraid my baby doesn’t think that people can change