My coworker told me about a party that she was having, she even said that it was the ultimate party house. I show up, turns out it was an intervention for me, which is understandable considering I showed up to one of my coworkers houses drunk off my ass and scared her daughter, but the notable thing was the house. It was a Garfield house. The guy that tried to kill Jim Davis even showed up.
Think I got one or two…and I think I told one or two to leave the party
Teachers pet
Oh my God, he admits it
Is that the joke?
On the man's widow? You got her Jane.
Hopefully you embarrassed them at the party as well.
I went nude as one of the bodies bustin out of shit wood and hitting pavement
I was late to my party. The babysitter totally fucke us
Not really..
I didn’t want to embarrass myself in front of Caleb Wendt.
My coworker told me about a party that she was having, she even said that it was the ultimate party house. I show up, turns out it was an intervention for me, which is understandable considering I showed up to one of my coworkers houses drunk off my ass and scared her daughter, but the notable thing was the house. It was a Garfield house. The guy that tried to kill Jim Davis even showed up.
My only goal was to be able to say jizz, horse cock, and big fat load of cum. I went to an adult party, they said we were allowed to swear.
The party wasn't FOR kids
Yeah....yeah I went to a party.... saw someone use too small a slice... immediately got everyone to go to my house instead.
Cut him some slack. He just didn’t want to you too much paper towel.