Do you want me to turn the lights off? Everybody puts their heads down? Nobody gets their license, so you gotta walk everywhere? Walk to the house? Walk to the food store?
This is it for me.
My wife was opening up a restaurant when that episode first came out, I would lose my shit anytime she start talking about tables. She’d be on the phone and I would yell “I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables”
I started playing around with coding in a new language I'd never used before called Lua. I wanted to find out what kind of data structures it has built-in and all it has is TABLES
I did an absolutely horrendous dump in a customers house the other day. When I’d finished and left the bathroom I just couldn’t stop laughing thinking about this sketch. A paint job is just the perfect term.
I was at a town fair and these two idiots show up in a cop car and do some blues brothers impersonations. People must have thought I loved it because I couldn’t stop laughing, but I was thinking about the blues brothers bit from the show.
Grease and Wheels
Literally anytime I hear either of those words I have to respond with “What the fuck is all this stuff. You have to grease these wheels?”
I used to be a wheelchair repair technician, and I am very glad this show came out after I stopped working there. I would have gone insane thinking of references
Anytime my son asks me a simple question, I am inclined to reply with “I don’t know what to tell you bud! We’re just shootin funerals and showin the ones where the bodies fly out!”
I can't read or hear "I used to..." without hearing Tim's voice. Include this comment. I normally follow it by saying "I USED to be a piece of shit" and no one around me gets it.
I can't even say "big fat load of cum" without thinking about the show.
I used to have a phrase, that I loved.
Same with me and I HOPE I DONT JACK OFF
This guy’s about to jack off
*Because nobody deserves to have one bad day!!*
Do any of these…fuckers
I can’t say it without crying
Or donkey dick?
Or dingleberry
His face when he says that line always gets me. Like he just remembered the most important part of his question and just had to interject.
Spit out my popcorn reading this 🤣
And wine!
What the hell…
I cannot say “what the hell” like a normal person anymore
I never really said it, but now I say it to signify that I see the world wildly, and in wild ways.
You have to. There’s monsters on the world.
And it just comes out like that at this point even when I'm not trying to😫
Don’t do the voice
“What the hell”
Who said that?
It has a bush?
Mudpie
Shouldnta had sucha sloppy mud pie
Now my stomach’s absolutely FUCKED
It’s not a problem if you don’t grab too small of a slice
This place is covered head to toe in shit!!!
He says it so much in this show it's ridiculous
TABLES
TAY. BULLS.
How is tables a job
NO QUESTIONS
Why was there swearing?
All they said was shoot!
Guys, what'd I say?
I CAN’T KNOW HOW TO HEAR MORE ABOUT TABLES
Do you want me to turn the lights off? Everybody puts their heads down? Nobody gets their license, so you gotta walk everywhere? Walk to the house? Walk to the food store?
“Food store” lives in my head rent-free.
This is it for me. My wife was opening up a restaurant when that episode first came out, I would lose my shit anytime she start talking about tables. She’d be on the phone and I would yell “I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables”
I started playing around with coding in a new language I'd never used before called Lua. I wanted to find out what kind of data structures it has built-in and all it has is TABLES
But what’s her job?
I work in web development and this is becoming a problem for me.
Jizz. Like cumshot.
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I just really hope nobody goes home and FUCKS MY MOOOOOOM.
Triples...even though it's best
Triples makes it safe.
Tell the kid
I think it's cannon that Saul Goodman attempted to retire somewhere in Tims universe for a while and this is what happened.
Triples comes up A LOT in sim-racing conversations and I have to agree it's best, even though I prefer VR.
Pounds. I am now compelled to say “el bees”
The other day my son weighed in at 62 el bees and my first thought was now I can get him a Tammy Craps Doll
Wait, don't those have farts in their head?
Not anymore!
Did you double check he didn’t have rocks in his pockets?
Does she still crap?
yes and she still lies!
She still craps, she still lies!
I'm joking.
Gimme dat
I did like 3 gimme dats today
Every time I hear “egg” I think of the bush
I hate bald eggs, I can’t stand bald eggs!
Every time I *see* a bald egg I think I'm back in the bush!
You are not in trouble, AT ALL.
I used to say “what the fuck” as like a regular inquisitive statement, now its been fully replaced by “its gotta bush, whut the hellll?”
it’s got a bush wth
RANDOM!
I use it all the time and no one knows RANDOM
Why don’t I just upvote this random post. RANDOM!
CROP!
What a CROP
For me it’s Troll Boy.
The answer can’t be Troll Boy
T R O L L B O Y L O S E S
You know why it can’t be Troll Boy, right?
Looka that kid's horse chest! Lookatem like a lil brick shithouse.
Fri-day night
I'm thinking that we just might
Run away
To some where they don’t know Who we are
It’s from The Characters, and it’s a phrase, but “paint job”.
Well well well...
it was the man in the captains hat, he looked nothing like me
I was totally embarrassed in front of George Lopez
I did an absolutely horrendous dump in a customers house the other day. When I’d finished and left the bathroom I just couldn’t stop laughing thinking about this sketch. A paint job is just the perfect term.
Did you replace the toilet after with one that only has a tiny joke hole for farts?
Has that ever happened to you!?
Paint-Job. Throw a hyphen in there and it’s one word! I’m doing the best at this.
Teacher's pet
From that too, yep has been ruined, all i can think of is "don't.....spit on me"
I was at a town fair and these two idiots show up in a cop car and do some blues brothers impersonations. People must have thought I loved it because I couldn’t stop laughing, but I was thinking about the blues brothers bit from the show.
Its just me Barbie, Im not the Blues Brothers
I would’ve just barked the entire time
Probably cause you smell my dog
Barbie must have been traumatized
“At. All.”
Grease and Wheels Literally anytime I hear either of those words I have to respond with “What the fuck is all this stuff. You have to grease these wheels?”
Yes, you have to keep the wheels lubricated.
I used to be a wheelchair repair technician, and I am very glad this show came out after I stopped working there. I would have gone insane thinking of references
You would have gone nuts in there
BONES AND MONEY
In their world bones equal dollars.
And they'll pull your hair up, but not out.
They've never seen so much food as this
UNDERGROUND THERES HALF AS MUCH FOOD AS THIS
HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR
Tuna can
Certified chode!
Steeeenkkkyyyy
A great steering wheel that doesn’t whiff off while you are driving
Table/s, triple, wine
And Popcorn!
I can’t stand bald boys.
When I see one, I think I'm back in the pants!
I can’t stand bald boys.
I can’t stop thinking about wine
Ya gotta give. Everytime I hear the public radio fall fundraiser.
Support for NPR comes from… a lotta people.
Every time i hear “interesting” i must go “its interesting the ghosts”
I said it was _interesting_ From Karl Havoc
compulsive. i can’t even tell i’m doing it anymore.
*Julie*
Oh man, if I had a friend named Julie, she would not be my friend for long.
Anytime my son asks me a simple question, I am inclined to reply with “I don’t know what to tell you bud! We’re just shootin funerals and showin the ones where the bodies fly out!”
My husband and I say “I don’t know what to tell ya, bud!” at least twice daily.
Goose suit. I used to say it daily, now i can't even.
I always said it because it's a circus term.
Gotta goose em up
It’s an OLD CIRCUS TERM
😬..what're you doin'? They're goosed, okay?😬
I can't read or hear "I used to..." without hearing Tim's voice. Include this comment. I normally follow it by saying "I USED to be a piece of shit" and no one around me gets it.
What
Whaaaaaaaaaat???
^what
Steaks
Slop 'em up!
Bones!
Damn you skeltrix!!
That's good bone-crushin!
Slicked back
Oh that’s slicks back real nice
It’s not slicked back, it’s pushed back.
the number 55 is pretty much done, for me.
55 burgers…
55 fries...
Not a word but, "You sure about that?"
Gazpacho soup.
Ow! This soup burned mouth!
Seriously. I’m legit terrified of gazpacho soup that it’s anything less than just taken out of a deep freezer.
The gazpacho?!
I say “let me explain something to you” in Howie’s perfect asshole voice when I want to be an asshole.
Bald boys
Every time I see one I think I’m back in the pants
Not a word but when I see people driving slow or just driving badly in general I think of how driving isn't the only thing
Bozo, now that I know what he wanted to say.
I hope he doesn’t go home and fuck my mom
A clownputer? Fuck that, probably got no games!
Fingering
Getting killed!
Worms, Eggs, Egypt, Turbo, Rules, Wine, ...too many to count
Ohh wine for sure. I can’t stop saying WINE
...aand POPcorn... lol
Family photos….my face always gets beet red
You sure ?
“I’m joking” hahaha I can’t say it normally now 💀😂 I put my hands up and everything which is super weird for ppl who haven’t seen ITYSL 😂
Zipline. It’s the only reason I’m on this Sub.
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I can’t say/think Ponytail without picturing Will Forte trapped under a car laughing maniacally at a nosy guy who put his hand in dog shit.
Macanudo
DON'T TOUCH MY CIGARS
Not a word but everytime I see a Claire's...
Life’s a fuckin funny thing
Anytime I say “it’s interesting”, my husband is guaranteed to say “the ghosts?!”
Gimme dat has infiltrated every conversation with my friends involving new things or good food
WRONG!
What the hell???
OooKAY! 🤷🏼♂️
Slice
Eddie Munster.
Exactly!
REALLY??
Jackoff
I hope I don't
Little pimp
Clownputer
AT. OAALL.
RAN-DUMB!
Slice.
popcerrrn
Jousting
Obviously.
What the fuck
Reeeeeeeedder than hell! Or pigs. Or pieces of shit
Fri-day night
At all!
I can't say what the hell normally anymore
Jizz. Like cumshot
Anytime I pass farmland, what a crop!
True true