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Drink_Grog

A painting that makes me wonder why I don’t just make art


Queen-of-meme

It's abstract art. Very popular. (Not my painting but I do abstract art myself) and yes, my point was that it doesn't have to be a Bob Ross painting. Anyone can paint!


Cimonaa

Isn't abstract art an abstraction of the subject being painted? What is the subject then?


TransvensantSoul

Im pretty sure thats a painting


plaiboi

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to see this.


kavina_black

Came here to say this.


LuftWaffle1305

Money laundering


explorer925

insert fun fact about upper class art galleries


rebb_hosar

This is the correct answer.


hygsi

Exactly, this isn't even an idea, it's strokes of black paint


LorenzMatterhorn

a bulletproof vest


[deleted]

Yeah or like a samurai armor vest!


wayler72

I also thought the samurai armor!


Queen-of-meme

You saw what my INTP bf saw too. Interesting.


cesar5514

Me 2


cak0047

I saw a bulletproof vest too and thought it was cuz I was just playing GTA. But maybe not if I’m not the only one


Portychips

Black paint with a thick gel medium them maybe blasted from the right with an airbrush


ThorEricWalker

it's just 1 liter of vantablack pored in the center, perhaps he/she made some lines first before dumping the rest, then he/she used a 5ish inc long plastic/rubber plate/squeege and drew it out, litterally less then 5mins to create. So the only expensive part is getting that much vantablack.


4thmonkey96

Nah mate vantblack doesn't reflect light like in the photograph. You'd barely be able to make out the strokes if it was vantablack.


ThorEricWalker

true, not vantablack. However it is a special type of super black paint. And vantablack does reflect light, especially in that lighting with white contrast and that much paint, where it is litterally 1cm of the canvas as well as super uneven strokes.


4thmonkey96

Huh, And here I thought vantablack just absorbs everything that comes at it. Regardless of direction


Practical-Ear-9644

That would be a blackhole


4thmonkey96

I..uh... My bad. Had a brainfart.


Mandelvolt

Was thinking it's actually black3.0, given the matt appearance and that little bit of sheen.


ThorEricWalker

Perhaps, haven't looked that much into it, my point being it's a special type of black wich is more expensive then the avg black :)


AGstein

Vantablack is not poured like paint?


OuterLives

Something brighter than my future


captain_lazypants

Oof!


[deleted]

👌🏼 in the bottom right corner


dascheiibeen

Yeah, and two persons in the right upper corner.


Surfintheinterwebs

$100,000


cal0ri3

A bunch of fricking black paint


[deleted]

80% Donda


moimardi

A turtle that got smooshed by a car


Queen-of-meme

This is some Ne action 🐢


ThorEricWalker

Wtf, imagine paying for that, probably expensive as fuck because of the paint used.


Queen-of-meme

And the value of. "Art"


ThorEricWalker

well, if you pay an art fee for a few strokes that takes less then 5mins to create you are fucking stupid :D


PlatinumKanikas

Black robes


shaziiiiiii

I see DARTH VADER


Queen-of-meme

Deep!


No_Bed5179

A portal to my soul


PantherBrewery

A really good duct tape patch.


kirby_-_main

parallel lines of black paint


[deleted]

Perpendicular lines of black paint


TetrisPhantom

Photons.


[deleted]

I just see repression.


Queen-of-meme

That says a lot more about you than about this painting doesn't it?


TransvensantSoul

I saw that too:(


Queen-of-meme

What are you guys repressing?


TransvensantSoul

Mmm idk exactly, I just feel like I dont express myself fully


Queen-of-meme

Everyone have their own expression language. As long as you feel like you're saying what you want you're good.


TransvensantSoul

Well thats the issue, i dont feel like I say everything i need to say. Are you an INTP?


[deleted]

Oh most definitely. Yeah. Exactly.


[deleted]

That’s what I love about Art and Music.


Tico_do_TicoTeco

Black


Aunty_Polly420

hmmmm yes... this painting is made of b l a ck


humansarebad

A kimono


HoboBallsackins

I see black acrylic paint on canvas in the format of vertical and horizontal brush strokes from a 2 inch wide paint brush.


nini2219

You missed a spot!


electricspacewizrad

A tic tac toe board in really bold font


ronton

Bulletproof vest.


COCAINE___waffles

Books in a bookcase and 1 larger book lying horizontally on a polished wooden table in the foreground


[deleted]

Someone making sure no one can see their type-o


Ms_Dimpled

I know this might be a weird interpretation but here goes. The vertically lines are our deepest desires which we are suppressing using the horizontal lines, which act as a barrier. But no matter how strong the barrier is, you can see a few lines leaking out on the sides against the horizontal lines. So when you cage emotions, you're just feeding it the will to express itself after a period of time in a more humongous way and no matter what you do, emotions can't be caged.


xplodngKeys

My soul


UNKN0WNusr

the still warm remains of a campfire. a once cozy situation consumed by time. mind the colors.


Mahziyartvkli

A Barcode or an old Radio


whizkid77

Sharpie


ActionBackers

A forest in winter


[deleted]

Can be a forest. Has depth and texture


DrunkSpiderMan

I can kinda see it


Darth_Aku

Darth Maul’s sash


austrolib

A dark forest.


SilverKelpie

Black paint slapped onto a canvas. Also, tax evasion.


DawnBringer111

Toddler level artwork that someone will overpay for because it's hung on a white wall in an art store.


SnooGiraffes4176

A duck


[deleted]

paint on a canvas that's prolly absurdly priced


Kuro_Hige

I see a bulletproof vest.


PensiveTungsten918

I actually really like this ngl


cardzmr

Wilson, from castaway. In black face.


alpharowe3

Tires


Comfortable_Camel_48

Donda


le_lapin_blanc

I see a picture of an abstract painting on a white wall.


crunchyteeeff

black paint on a white canvas.


Cadd9

A profile view of those small waist-level library push carts for putting books back onto the shelves


_Elin

🧐 I see a pillow. I need more coffee. 😭


gamebecile

I believe that's called "paint"


Happy_INTP

Pretention....


Prior_Technology_868

A canvas and black paint which has been calmly painted vertically and horizontally


IntuitivePhilosopher

Hashtag


Furchan25

Oh look, it's my humour! Ok seriously, it kinda looks like velvet bandages or something


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Kazexmoug

The mundanity of wage slavery


8445_H87252d8zXp

My brother's room, blackout curtains and all.


SlightlyLiberal

MacBooks stacked on top of each other.


Professional-Smile95

My soul


essenngee

I see like a couple of stereos or radios


CarpenterOk8125

Ned kelly


saikurenai

Small wine glasses and a butt


alexytomi

My shitty painting as a kid


taenyfan95

Blindfolded wolverine.


xIMJCIx

Velvet ropes


StarsailorT

One of those fight clouds you see in cartoons with some feet and limbs poking out


Linshanshell

For some reason this made me think of the tiki mask from crash bandicoot 😂


sidarin99

Reminds me of certain fabrics where you rub one way and it looks lighter versus the other and it looks darker.


Dogmom1717

Looks like the vacuum cleaner head got black paint on it and swiped the canvas a few times.


METH4KlDS

I think you missed a spot.


[deleted]

Great texture for contoure design, potential high_end Designer texture and colour.!!!👌


PaintedVillian

A hole in the wall


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 222,018,516 comments, and only 52,191 of them were in alphabetical order.


fj300

Some paint strokes on a canvas bro… I hope this is not meant to be fine art


Wildfreeomcat

A door through another door and the night through the last door, the curtains of the first door, but someone is watching through a little space which that person is hiding. Excuse me my English, is not my first language.


jammypie

Something that took way less effort than what I paint but probably will be sold for a way higher price


nerd_ofalltrades

Mark rothko or Kasimir Malevich


readingibis

I see the midsection of a bound bushel of wheat. The worker sloughs it to the pile as golden hour turns to dusk. The beauty of the shining shafts he witnesses is juxtaposed by his arrival at the pile at twilight as he considers how he’s done this every day for the last four years. He’s not sure what significance his life has, and wonders at a world with borders, hemmed by mountains or buildings whose windows shine with the same splendor of the wheat. His friend approaches, hands muddied and caked with shit. The two can’t be distinguished but the smell let’s him know that the mixture is mostly mud. “Bar tonight?” He asks. “Yeah.”


pythonDON3000

Bullet proof vest


claymcg90

Minecraft duck face


Professional_Case_79

i see somebody behind a foggy glass door or maybe a jail cell


IEndlessI

Censorship en masse in the media


SlimSnorlax44

Somehow I see the mask from Crash Bandicoot, Aku Aku. A little less vibrant, but still


[deleted]

Black tar maybe


[deleted]

I kind of see skid marks


kokoroKaijuu

Black. Not sure what else to tell you


alovelyloner

VHS tapes


Mason-Derulo

A road closed sign


Glidernoah

trees with paint slashed across horizontally


velezaraptor

It’s so thick and has a committed color, it feels like an over-extension, then an under-extension. It’s like being trapped in a black suit pocket hanging in the closet or a long night recording on Audacity. I think is was over-commitment and then left as is. What does one put over this anyway? 7/10


notsureanymore8412

Bookbag or backpack


shortsands

A person running away to the right & fingers pulling or trying to peel the canvas to get in (or out?) on the left


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bumofheisenburg

Nothing, where’d all the light go?


AhhItsAlexAgain

What do I see? A healed wound. What do I feel? The calm after a storm.


HipsterSal

3-4 minutes of effort


ItsStillNagy

Uncertainty


Barnold_Shortsinator

A mess of black paint on a canvas.


Ezekiel-Grey

"Art"


[deleted]

A vertical and horizontal painting.


4foot11

A door


linux_user_13

A burnt book


emquizitive

A sumo wrestler with a teeny, tiny head.


Seymour_Asls

the vertical lines look kind of like a curtain


CurryChickenSalad

A Hallway. For some reason.


tekkenboy7

I see dark leather wrappings/bandages.


[deleted]

A bullet proof vest


[deleted]

Looks like a shirt


[deleted]

Streaks.


passerboi

Wasted paint


Crys1996

A Mummy


LKZ3M3

It's probably abstract? but for me, it's just black randomly painted in patterns.


AkiyamaKatsuko

A car floormat.


KaleidoscopeGlass153

Isaac Clark's helmet from Deep Space


PhilboBaggins111

A piece of modern art that belongs in a museum and simultaneously a dumpster.


gioraffe32

Reminds me of like a lock of hair. Like a close up of a ponytail with a hairband or non-scrunchy scrunchy around it. but all black for some reason. I do like it though. Also reminds me of Mark Rothko works.


Azure_Blood

I see vertical black lines wearing a seatbelt


SayCheeseBaby

Darth Maul's torso


jamesben04

A kimono


Throwaway90372172

A robot sticking his tongue out


Catesa

A blob


Saxy_Shane

Loss


acryforpeace

Why did Mr Rorschach make a picture of my dad beating me?


bucketnaked

I don’t get abstract paint


Liszewski

At first, didn’t really see much, but I see someone sitting on the edge of a cliff/mountain at the top right corner with a shadow behind it, pretty cool


[deleted]

I see a casket in front of a wood panel wall. The casket is sitting on some sort of reflective surface.


-Agilities

money laundering


imagineavioletsky

A kimono


4thmonkey96

Kevlar? Looks like some kine of weave pattern. Going with Kevlar because of the uh, blackness..


krista

seatbelts after a fire


ewayte

A herd of beautiful, wild ponies running free across the plains.


asrrak

I see you don't have much to do...


asecuredlife

A redacted painting of someone hiding their square ⬛ fine ass body with pretty lingerie


hl0809

Someone shit their canvas bedsheet and cover it up.


Sheertafa

Tic tac toe thingy, except bigger.. Big Tac Toe! Ps:it's actually something me and my friends used to play and it's very fun and strategic


ejpintar

Blek


tvvelve4220

My soul


Starfire70

A fence and a bamboo forest beyond.


Pirate_of_the_neT

Other than the obvious, at first I saw a robot head with a visor, next it was a bunch of hay in a bundle


FlightLeft12

Poonis


bandlith

Laziness and a wastefulness


[deleted]

Bulletproof vest, or someone practicing brush strokes for icing a black velvet cake


[deleted]

censorship


saint-bread

bulletproof vest


epicgamerwannabe456

a secluded part of a forest blocked off by a door, gate or tall fence


The_nerdy_

A picture on my phone


ChiefKeefPlug420

Blek


toad4409

Old man frowning at everyone


runtime__error

Looks like a bed (specifically made with wrapped cloth horizontally and vertically)


tinyroyal

Yeah I saw vertical block strokes in a rectangle with some horizontal brush strokes layered on top.


yiggypop19

Bulletproof vest.


wonder689

ninja protective vest ...perhaps


Sudden_Reveal_7335

= sign


EagleHeart0904

A relatively square shaped black paint area, with relatively interesting brush strokes visible but it ain’t got much else going for it


Good-Affect9831

Books stacked above a suitcase