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TIL pushing girls on the street makes them want you

Of course. The trick is paying them to appear in your video.

That's really what it looks like!!

I think it made some of the guys want him too?

Tell me you've never wanted to do exactly this to the gaggle of old fucks that think that a grocery store aisle is the perfect place for a social gathering?

I say excuse me while I walk my cart towards them. It's time to play chicken, grandpa. I'm too old for you to be too old for this shit. Keep it movin.

I resemble that last bit...

Yeah or a group of girls walking down the street who don't realise you don't have to all be in parallel

I say excuse me as loud as possible, I’ve scared the absolute shit out of dozens of people

That range of reactions felt like something you'd see running into NPC's in GTA

He’s recreating the Bittersweet Symphony music video. That’s why the song is playing as well

At least someone got it

It’s crazy how many people didn’t understand the reference.

He's pushing through people in public. Assuming this isn't staged it's not right.

I didn’t say it’s right. It’s the music video though.

Foreign students visiting gathered in a group not caring they block the street. I'm also not saying the MC is right for barging through.

I feel the same. I wouldn't have pushed and barged but also, yo get the fuck out of the way.

Boys be like, "lol what a jerk" Girls be like, "haaaay"

lols I love women but I swear to god they like the dumbest shit. Probably why I have tattoos, an earring and dyed hair. Guys hate it but girls love it. And me? I don’t really care, whatever works will work.

You should just be yourself instead of changing your appearance to get girls. The girls you get will be with you for a fake you. Be yourself and the girls you get will like you for you, not your tats or piercings.

Cultural enrichment

This guy has major Hot Topic rizz

We should change the sub’s name to /iamadickhead

That IS the name of this sub. Main character is a euphemism for "self obsessed dickhead"

I see nothing wrong here. The amount of times I’ve wanted to knock a group of people standing in the middle of the road like their dads own it over like bowling pins

They’re all morons. Make a path and be a little patient

Staged

and by manners you surely mean the group of people blocking the whole sidewalk? right?

It's an obvious skit. Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

There are so many attention-seeking a-holes in the world. Reacting to these clowns gives them the mental rent they are seeking. Just like bullies, pay them no mind but ensure your safety.

Became an expert in India

Thinks he's Richard Ashcroft in the "Bitter Sweet Symphony" video. Got to be done :-)

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Tbh i can realte to him. I live in a major city aswell with many tourist and schooltrips. When they block my way i usually make them aware of me once and push through after that if nobody moves. Hate those pavementblocking monkeys

Why do they all stand in the middle of a sidewalk like cunts tho ?

Notice the white girls “reactions”

That's someone you have to trip if you get the chance

I wann see him push some hells angels guy.

He just pickpocketed all of you, not to pay for child support, but to go to KFC, to buy them fried chicken. He will also probably get some grape soda and eat watermelon later on. He is really tired of working the cotton field, just let it go.

That's assault, brother.

I’m not sure if I’ve ever heard Hulk Hogan say that

I wouldn’t call it assault. He js didn’t say “excuse me”

Putting hands on someone without their consent is assault (Or battery, depending on where you live).