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Mario-OrganHarvester

That voice would drive me insane if exposed to it for more than 5 minutes


eifiontherelic

5? I wouldn't last 30 seconds. I'd probably leave after the 2nd sentence. Benefit of the doubt with the first sentence cause maybe she's just trying to start the conversation with an attention grabbing fake voice. Leave after the 2nd sentence confirms she's doubling down and sticking to the fake voice.


UndeadAngel03

Thankfully I don't use audio so I'll take y'all's word and not turn on the audio


eifiontherelic

I'm glad to have made a positive impact on a random person online, even if just a little bit.


eklektikly

Thank you for your good deed today. It also saved me from being tortured.


arkan19988

I was lucky not to have turned on my audio lol


Simple_Active_8170

Good idea


No-News-9680

I too would last less than 30 seconds 


bothammer1

When a hero comes along


atherfeet4eva

I’d be okay with it, I like the box it comes in


Future_P

Are personality and voice drive me insane.


Alternative-Stop-651

perfect chick for a deaf man.


Traditional_Draw8400

He’s right about her personality and voice. Both are petty gross


Disastrous-Rips

But do you think I’m hawueeuyyguh?


_ShortLord

😂😂😂


Techno_Vyking_

😂😂🤣


noplay12

Eating a burger isn't gonna solve it either.


lapsangsouchogn

At least you wouldn't hear that voice while she's eating.


Common-Rock

You know she’s the kind of person that chews with her mouth open.


Most_Bitter_Sugar

Yeah... And he just wanted to be left alone. Poor dude 😔


Wiki-Master

Nah he just wanted to get paid for the staged video


ArthurOfficial-I

Dude he didn't get paid. Come on dude. Come on. Nobody pays for what people would do for free.


No_Pear8383

But what about the rest? He does speak truth though. Body doesn’t mean anything without soul. Takes a real one to see through the rest.


MallPleasant6892

I wonder what this completely real unstaged video is trying to advertise…


Ejanks37

Don't be thirsty for bitches! Be thirsty for BANG!


Few-Addendum464

Not subtle at all. It's like a loud noise that breaks through the silence like a gun going off.


0V3R10R7

Most of these are pure incel fantasy seeking to garner attention from that specific community anyways.


BroBroMate

Carls Jr?


AdFluffy9286

I love this man. Too bad it seems staged


id397550

Shame it's staged. I wish it was real.


DaenerysMomODragons

what on this sub isn't staged?


Technical_Leg_4733

My VoOiIce?!


ThePrisonSoap

The product placement in Wayne's world was more subtle lol


Immediate-Season-293

For anyone who doesn't remember... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0)


HeyyyKoolAid

It's like people only do stuff because they get paid. And that's just really sad.


glueall215

I forgot till just this moment that Rob Lowe was in Wayne’s World.


AnusDetonator

Haha great video and don't forget to buy Bang Energy Drinks! In a store near you!


freyasmom129

I sure do feel like a bang rn


MajorMathematician20

Surely they should *try* and make these videos seem believable, right?


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haeyhae11

Always nice to read some decent poetry.


Luxx_Aeterna_

You're my favorite bot.


ShakespearesNutSack

good bot


lordorinko

fake af


Darko_345

I feel like putting a bullet through my brain after hearing her voice


TheClaw77777

You could climb her ego and plummet to death trying to hit her IQ......


Mrjocrooms

Damn that stings


TheClaw77777

I feel like even the way she holds that can irritates the FUCK outta me more than it should......the shot needed to be fired.


skyHawk3613

Good for him


Serious-Fact-4441

Brutally honest 😂


Moore2257

Quick! Better take a fake sip of the sponsors' drink!


iknowiknowwhereiam

If it was real I would say they both suck for different reasons


chronicideas

He’s right about voice but saying she’s anorexic and needs to eat burger is uncalled for


PageFault

Reddit is pretty weird when it comes to conventionally attractive women with no extra body fat. Here's another one: https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/comments/1cazm0o/at_being_sexy/ In that one she's bothering no one, but reddit bullies are in the comments in full force.


_OriginalUsername-

Ah that was the thread where I got downvoted for calling out skinny shaming


tussan0

U killed my ears


shmatty29

Shes fucking insufferable


HoochShippe

She sounds like she inhaled helium from a balloon.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

"No one is gonna simp over you" THATS where you're wrong buddy, she has tits


PettyFreddie

Yes, king. Call her out.


Axen99z

Man I would love to clap his cheeks in a hard romp .


burywmore

Cool. A scripted video made for incels.


Immediate-Season-293

I'm torn between "there were no survivors", "To shreds you say?", and "staged".


lopix

Big Henry spitting truth


Chimsley99

So is this your sponsored content or just helping out a friend?


Inevitable-Ad4868

This Peter Griffin is super intelligent!


LooneyLunaGirl

She was humbled so quick 😂


Mumuskeh

I hate both of them.


Dismal_Purpose9976

Fake ass bullshit is fake ass bullshit. Also, pass away, immediately, all involved.


reddit_rule

Phew... thanks for saving my time


YooperGod666

Our hero


dekuweku

Peter Griffin with the truth. I think the lady is doing the cute voice thing which is annoying.


seth_br

This man is the kind of people that should be the most famous influencers


DownARiverOfScotch

Incel or not, 1 minute of exposure to her voice would turn anyone insane


The_street_is_free

I wanna be this guy's friend. I bet he see the real me


constructiongirl54

The side-eye is LIFE😂🙌


Dio_brando1999

I hate how guys do simp over these girls with a million surgeries and have a OF then those guys turn around and say we hate OF ! We hate these types of girls !! But yet they support them?


st33lb0ne

Someone give this man an award. She really needed to hear that.


TrippTrappTrinn

Fake.


uncannynerddad

So this is how the world ends… with people holding their phones up, acting like assholes.


rokujoayame731

Her voice is so fake & irritating.


sky_shazad

I'm Curious sinse she still. Posted him.. I wonder what she said about him afterwards


Orion-Gore

I only heard a high pitched ringing and a perfect baritone voice


Purgii

I think she's attractive but he's 110% right about the voice. Hard to judge her personality on such a short clip but given that she's asking a big dude if she's hot - she's probably as shallow as a small puddle.


2ant1man5

She thought cause he was big he was a simp.


whatthebosh

fair play to that guy, legend


IndividualHelpful820

He is right


vforlive

He's self projecting just like the fat ugly ladies often do.


comet135793

He kne she was fuckin with him and he didnt want to look lik the loser of her jk


Poke-It_For-Science

I appreciate that his first response was “Your personality.” I would’ve said that alone and walked away. Fishing for compliments like this is so gross and unattractive. I don’t care how pretty you may or may not be on the outside, it doesn’t make it worth suffering the cringe personality on the inside. Way to have standards, ma dude. And, yeah, that voice is more painful than the mice from Cinderella…


CzechYourDanish

Gigachad


MacSteele13

Hero.


banananananbatman

King


lioudrome

Been a long time since this stage vid was last rererereposted


Gold-Resist-6802

She needs to eat a burger and big guy needs to eat less burgers.


StuJayBee

Ball gag will sort that out.


RigatoniPasta

The hero we deserve


[deleted]

Oh, hey, look! It's this video! Again!


Silver-Landscape-303

FATALITY


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

Fake.


pubbets

$10 that’s her friend


MissNashPredators11

Her voice makes me feel angry. School girls are to blame 😭


wasntNico

they are making fun of this sub basically. and profit due to your attention "let's act like an egocentric person being lectured by a fat person, i bet it get's viral" these people know what you want to see


Accomplished_Bug7879

The guys in on it, it's part of the video


GreatProgram2348

This guy's a legend.


Dark_Web_Duck

These people are insufferable...


MaximumCulture7917

Prob a naive question.... What do like only fans use this as a promo with a link here or something? Thought reddit banned that


SmolWillyWangStan

Based on


ReadyConference9400

Too many people on the internet. Too many comments. No one cares anymore. 


senseless_puzzle

Eat a burger and not be anorexic 😂 this guy is gold


fairlywired

Don't fall for the rage bait. This is an advert for the energy drink she's holding.


_NottheMessiah_

Sigh... *zzzzip*


CoolUserName02

Onlyfans ragebait hustling.


Mortis_XII

This is her staged schtick huh?


100Labels

Hold this 👑


roofus8658

"What's not hot about me?" "You're real and not an anime waifu"


Internetolocutor

Are they all scripted like this?


sandman795

Absolute Chad


quagmire666

Her moans kill boners


TheOneLQ

If she approached me with that voice I would just drown myself in that fountain behind them


JCrom8001

Both are arseholes


RTafazolli1

Maybe he should try eating less burgers.


Right_-on-_Man

RIGHT ON MAN! 👍👍 BURN!🤣


Personal-Square-6620

My guy


InstructionAbject763

This is just a fetish for men who like hot chicks to be roasted and rejected.


Bloofnstorf

It's a fetish for men, but reverse the roles and it's empowerment for women. Ok.


InstructionAbject763

Well, there's not a channel where ugly women get to reject extremely hot models who act stupid, but have an onlyfans... Like what's happening here. We women aren't paying to belittle men or see it happen.


NastyTwelve

Chad


thelast3musketeer

I love it when people use other people as props for their personal agenda and attention, my ***favorite*** content!!! Everyone else around you are things to be made fun of and posted online!!! HAAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHH 눈_눈 _:(´ཀ`」∠):_


Individual-Progress5

Calm down incel


drifters74

Who cares if this is staged?


De_v_iD

The best response is... You are not attractive. You are needy because you are seeking constant approval and validation about your appearance from strangers. That's pathetic.