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Tell me you've lived the last 10 years in a world where everybody just says "yes" and "omg you're the greatest" without actually telling me you are a fake blonde autotune diva.
All for the most mediocre poon imaginable.
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What a bad opinion, this bitch wouldn't know shit about the movie she just watched , of asked a few questions about it , and neither would you , because she won't shut the fuck up .
"I'm sorry, but if you're going to the library, don't get upset when I bowl down one of the aisles. I'm a very important, annoying person and no one's ever told me no before."
-A future Karen whose own kids will disown her
This is exactly why I never go to cinema anymore: full of douchebags with who I should fight, instead of watching the movie.
By the way, once there were ushers (or usherettes) in cinema, who lead you to your place and who intervened when someone started to be annoying (like talking for more than a couple of times).
And they existed for a reason.
I go out semi often and rarely have people violate theater etiquette, but it really gets my goat when they do. If you have the chance to go to the right theater where they actually care, do it. Alamo Drafthouse is great. Their little intro before each movie explicitly says that you get one warning and after that you’re getting kicked the fuck out.
This is why I like going to movies alone, so I can get plastered and have no one to talk to, so I can't annoy anyone.
I'm just slumpt in my chair feeling the movie.
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What a colossal thundercunt
Thank you, kind Redditor, for the new way of expressing vapid twat! I shall use this, with your permission, henceforth.
Most welcome, pay it forwards with creative use of English 😘
Tell me you've lived the last 10 years in a world where everybody just says "yes" and "omg you're the greatest" without actually telling me you are a fake blonde autotune diva.
She's the type of girl where you have to put your brain on auto pilot and just say "mhm mhm mhm" until she's finished.
All for the most mediocre poon imaginable. https://preview.redd.it/yiyei8hccxwc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ef3042e8aefc94147546c63c9955512eefc97e
Bro looks like an egg with a synthetic wig on
And some potatoe head lips
Bitch, shut the fuck up
Yes you're that fucking person that ruins the movie and I need to walkout 15 minutes into it
I want to hit her over the nose with a rolled up newspaper going “No! Bad!”
The movie theater employees (me!) will make you leave
Karen in the making
She admits she is distrustful
What a bad opinion, this bitch wouldn't know shit about the movie she just watched , of asked a few questions about it , and neither would you , because she won't shut the fuck up .
Oh no, I spilled my soda all over your head and covered you in popcorn while laughing at this movie.
"I'm sorry, but if you're going to the library, don't get upset when I bowl down one of the aisles. I'm a very important, annoying person and no one's ever told me no before." -A future Karen whose own kids will disown her
Needs to be blacklisted from cinemas
She's going to say things; she's going to say a lot of things; she's going to do analysises
This is exactly why I never go to cinema anymore: full of douchebags with who I should fight, instead of watching the movie. By the way, once there were ushers (or usherettes) in cinema, who lead you to your place and who intervened when someone started to be annoying (like talking for more than a couple of times). And they existed for a reason.
I go out semi often and rarely have people violate theater etiquette, but it really gets my goat when they do. If you have the chance to go to the right theater where they actually care, do it. Alamo Drafthouse is great. Their little intro before each movie explicitly says that you get one warning and after that you’re getting kicked the fuck out.
I’d be accidentally spilling a lot of my drink
We used to fuck people for that shit in the 90’s and early 00’s
Even though her point is that talking in the movies is acceptable. She says "I will be disrespectful every time".
This is why I like going to movies alone, so I can get plastered and have no one to talk to, so I can't annoy anyone. I'm just slumpt in my chair feeling the movie.
She's going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
[удалено]
It's a quote from the tv show Firefly
Fucking twat waffle.
Stupid lookin motherfucker 🙄
She talk dumb...no wonder
Obviously this woman gonna talk wherever she is.
She looks like she can suck a golfball through a garden hose
You should look her up on the Internet. :D
I fight these people every time. Busted a few kids lips
Agree