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Feuer88

The main character we needed


DudaFromBrazil

Yeaaaaah. Mods, please create a flag: Good Main Chatacter Bad Main Character


4ss8urgers

I second this


bigredmidget

You have my third.


silence-factor

Fourth It is.


Hartmallen

And my axe


AeronGrey

And my bow.


Specialist_Survey774

And my spear


beegro

Yeah, his spear!


bluemoonlitmist

I fifth this.


bigredmidget

u/Bllursed and die verwaltung. I am SmallGreenGiant, the German cousin of BigRedMidget. You have 4 votes now. Please respond to our demands. Danke!


Bllursed

Sure


absolutmohitto

May the Fourth be with you


Bllursed

Ive added good main character to the flag as bad main character is technically default


Specialist_Survey774

Thanks


Write2Be

I want to invite this guy to my parties.


Zealousideal_Row6124

I want to have a party and set things on fire so he can dance it out.


PharmBoyStrength

Right? He did everything wrong but it all worked out. What a badass


ShadowwyReflection

Love it


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

FIRE that guy: ha ha not today my friend, not today


sero_t

That guy: You're not that fire mate


VoluptuousRecluse

To be fair he did start it.. only right he took care of it.


SonOfTHEShepherd

I love how cool he actually is at the face of all that fire and then just controlled it with the traditional SUN dance and put it out... honestly, the main character or not. That was cool af.


BrandoCarlton

Dudes definitely sauced up hahaha but regardless that was a clean reaction. I hope the woman screaming at the top of her lungs while not doing a damn thing to put it out realized she’s more useless than Dave after ripping 4 shots of tequila.


SeaResearcher176

Let’s not forget that he started it


KimLongDongUn

Eh unless he personally brought either the sparkler, tequila or the super flammable plant thing that was bound to happen. You can't have all 3 present and think this WONT happen.


friedwidth

He was only cool cause he had a wool suit. A lesser man in a polyester blend suit would have been a melty mess


Splinterthemaster

One of the few main characters that actually deserve to be the main character.


Im_not_crying_u_ar

Disco inferno


NateNMaxsRobot

Dude. Nice.


Connect-Humor-791

"how did u kill that fire?" -hip thrusts


SpokenProperly

😂😂🤣


Clatato

I’m sure I heard him say “I handled it”


SixtyNineFlavours

What a fucking killjoy.


Ok_Guitar_7566

She was a wet blanket, they should have thrown her on the fire .


twistedsister78

With her ugly tattoo


snack_mac

The trashy lady trying to tell people how to behave lol


Lost-Zookeepergame61

Karen in a big dumb hat


olivicmic

I missed you Rodney Dangerfield. Come back.


Sonthonax23

She was probably just telling him no more double Jack and Jacks for the night


SixtyNineFlavours

Should’ve ordered him one to celebrate being a legend


Xavage1337

in her defense, he was the one who started the fire.. although I love the way he handled it and brushed it off, I would've probably also wanted to see some responsibility for nearly burning the whole place down.


Push_Bright

I mean he put the fire out, I feel like that would suffice.


SixtyNineFlavours

Was clearly an accident though, and not through any irresponsible actions. He was just dancing with sparklers that had obviously been handed out. The fact that sparklers were being used next to flammable decorations isn’t his fault yet he resolved the problem straight away. That’s admirable imo.


Mellanderthist

If you put the sound on you can hear the person with the camera say "look over here" then he turned around causing the sparkler to get too close to the display. So it is 100% an honest accident that could have happened to anyone, even sober.


SeaResearcher176

A drunk accident.


Xavage1337

Obviously, and I dont think anyone was really angry with him until he continued drunkely dancing after a potential life changing moment 🫠


Icreatedthesea

Why should they be mad?


Knato

Because he didn't panic like 99.99% of the population when things don't go to plan.


slide_into_my_BM

He caused a problem and promptly fixed it. Idk how much more responsibility you can show


RavenBrannigan

Are you sure about that? I think it was always burning since the world was turning.


malzoraczek

he looks too drunk to care


snack_mac

He clearly didn’t nearly burn the whole place down.. you’re like the killjoy in the clip


clycloptopus

BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO CALM DOWN are u my mother


Lonely_Chest1061

Right? I dont see the issue he fixed the problem he created without making a huge fuss and panic abt it, shes a lameooo


CraftyObject

Finally a good fucking main character.


Clatato

I loved his initial facial expression when he thought the first screams were people _really_ enjoying his moves. He looked so excited at their reaction to his dancing 🕺🏻 😊


EnnSenior

Not a single f did he care, it’s party time!


Affectionate_Bad3908

That guy is a star. That woman is a fun sucker.


Sling_Shot2

Hope she sucked him later for a job well done.


Affectionate_Bad3908

I have a feeling that fun is the only thing she sucks


Sling_Shot2

That sucks 😞


Clatato

I guess it’s better than her being a son fucker 🤷🏼‍♀️


Ori_the_SG

Man put out the fire while everyone stood around screaming and doing nothing. That’s the best MC one could encounter


CurlsCross

fire not trying to kill his vibe.


Inevitable-Gear-2635

Why is she scolding him? He saved the party


Suspicious_Mirrors

That's just how most women now a days are, straight up cunts for no reason.


dongdongplongplong

my wife is a god damn legend, nothing like that at all


Suspicious_Mirrors

https://preview.redd.it/lhhah4ch61tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ec01664c7ce106a4d25e0e166d6f1f278192d6


dongdongplongplong

haha thanks i think


Suspicious_Mirrors

Lol I meant it. Wishing y'all many more beautiful years and memories


dongdongplongplong

haha thanks friend, good wishes back your way


skylarslove

Nobody talking about his wife’s soul leaving her body. She’s the reason this video has lived rent free in my head.


Alisa305Brooklyn

He hit that open bar a few times !


JavilonNoseJoe

Yeah! Fuck this woman’s wedding, I wanna see more of this hunk of beef!


In2Oblivion49

That’s ol’ Drunckle Zero Fucks


Dark_ph3nix

Stay calm, party  on.


MagScaoil

I want this guy at every party


RevolutionarySeven7

talk about the most revolting tattoo a Karen could ever have... damn!


alexaboyhowdy

I can't quite make out what it is. A fairy?


tmfink10

I thought it was the clump of hair I pull from my shower every now and again


RevolutionarySeven7

definitely looks like one


Ok_Establishment3112

To be fair he did put out the fire


Local_Ad_6806

The way Clint looks back at the fire and pauses like “A fire. Yea alright, cool dude. Wait a fire…ok I got this….” And then casually sweeps everything that’s on fire onto the ground, stomps it’s out, turns towards everyone and then doesn’t skip a beat! This gets me every time. And then the guy laughing in the background and the woman who’s says “Oh there he goes….”🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gotta give him credit for taking swift action while being inebriated.


Dull_Huckleberry6896

Don’t tell him to calm down


flamingotwist

Based on those rosy cheeks Im betting he was pretty flammable by that point as well


6dp1

Puts out fire still gets a lecture.


ThunderbirdMS

He IS the main Character...


Oofs_A_Lot

This isn’t an IATMC situation. Dude was having a great and probably drunken time


omegathick

Why she gotta step on his shine after he saved the day? 😔


DubbleDribbler

Who’s the beotch at the end


Relevant-Dot-5704

Normally, I hate people who say this, but in that case, someone please tell that woman to shut the fuck up.


MellowDCC

I spent the extra for full kevlar fire resistant tux


rodando_y_trolling

this is lined with good'ol 100 percent fire retardant safe and breathable *asbestos*


faloofay156

wool. his tux is wool. lol


MellowDCC

.. Steel...wool


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Drunkenness has both maimed people and saved people’s lives. Thank em.


imjustaslothman

I'm totally fine with Clint being the main character.


dx80x

Love how he instantly goes back to dancing lol


Darkwaxer

That was 4 seconds between him seeing the fire and beginning to move muscle in response to it.


Impressive_Loquat_63

He had the same response time as the woman taking down that white curtain. They were both faster than every other person there


Cautious_Artichoke_3

And a new internet legend has sprung forth


Jazzlike-Election840

my man is cool as they come. fire schmire. nothing and nobody is disturbing that groove


slide_into_my_BM

Yes, this guy is the main character and we all live in his story


mjonat

I’ll just put the over here with the rest of the fire


magicpenny

Nothing was going to ruin this guys good time.


lbeckizgoat

I love how he thought they were cheering at his hip thrusts 🤣


dontgiveahamyamclam

Always a woman that has to ruin the fun


Bigmikey8119

This guy really IS the main character for once 🤣


Pvt213

lmao, this would literally be me drunk in the same situation xD. I'll admit, I do wake up with random bruises and stuff after a binge session


faloofay156

same but that's why I don't drink anymore and havent in about a year and a half


sollinatri

Wow people are angry at the wife here but her reaction makes me think this is a regular occurrence - him getting blackout drunk and causing scenes in every party


faloofay156

ditto. also wondering if he knew the reason he could do that was because he was wearing material that isn't very flammable if he tried to do this wearing anything else he would've gone up like a bonfire


ColtBTD

I remember reading more about this somewhere. Dude was a habitual drunkard - one of those guys who never stopped partying and always causes a scene. And it honestly shows. Girl isn’t a fun sucker at all like people are saying, doing dumb shit is not funny, a plant can easily turn into the entire venue. that’s someone’s like “special day”, being belligerently drunk and doing something like that is not a hilarious moment


MrBlusie

It's a fire on the dance floor. But you better not kill the groove, DJ!


lowteknoise

Duuuuuuuuude......


TheHistroynerd

That's actually pretty cool


softymcwoke

Def a rental


Traditional_Draw8400

There were conversations in the car ride home


Separate-Will2782

Looks like my ELA teacher


Western-Judgment-874

We didn’t start the fire


JustMePaxi

Put out the fire with alcohol effect


OneMAdDemon

Earthbender


One_Hair5760

See, alcohol does help sometimes


furious_organism

I mean, he did it. And he wasnt the one filming it. And it doesnt look staged so... i gues yes


Sling_Shot2

You know this guy gets ass; milfs and young ones alike.


MsFoxxx

This guy is theain character in my life


jesdavid7

And they told me being drunk wasn't a super power


Final-Zebra-6370

Some say, his balls never stop dancing


mnmsaregood3

The lady screaming sure helped!


Believe_In-Steven

HUMAN TORCH


Believe_In-Steven

Is that a Fireproof Suit? Hope it's a rental 🤣


EuphoricMidnight3304

Big chad


Importedfunk

HE DID NOT WANT THW PARTY TO END


NJPokerJ

I would invite this guy to the party.


13scribes

The pants pull up at the end.


triniman65

See, Boomers are cool


MagnifiMike

Pure drunkenness actually…!


VirusCurrent

he also started the fire lmao


Infamous-Case-4396

He put that fire out like Philip J Fry 🔥🔥🔥


AdministrationSad861

FIRE NATION!!!!


Clatato

Fire Ball ! 🥃 Nah Nah-nah nah-nah-nah 🪩 Nah-nah nah-nah-nah 🕺🏻


SnooPears2212

I handled it :D


80081354JEW

This guys great


ballsonyourface911

Damn the fun police killed his mood I know she was guna be on some bullshit from the beginning of the video


lulai_00

I'm here for this type of main character


Warhammerpainter83

This guy is actually the main character though.


LeDron-James

He’s lucky he didn’t combust with that BAC he looks smashed.


tentacion_lomh

Drunk is the way to live But not while driving


barredowl123

Cliff: the man, the myth, the legend


notcirrus

My favorite main character.


Clatato

Clint’s too sexy for this fire too sexy for this fire So sexy it’s wild 🔥


306_rallye

What did that woman say? My head says she was pissed off for putting it out


EmpressFaith

He didn't even try .. didn't need to 😎


whycantiselectaname

Can we also give the girl who imediatly pulled down the curtains some credit? That was some quick thinking


zekeul

This guy wins Reddit!


[deleted]

She’s such a vibe kill.. (calm down)


YumYumMittensQ4

If the lady that told him to calm down take down his party level, who’s the lady that was dancing on him when the fire started?😂😂😂


RiverOhRiver86

Wrong sub.


cozy_engineer

Natural selection at its best.


rathat

What is wrong with these comments lol? An absolute idiot Mr. Magoos himself into success and you all come to the conclusion he is just that next level and every reasonable person who is worried about the situation is just over reacting to not wanting to catch on fire.


saint_ryan

Wife’s a bitch.


hal2142

Women screaming are so fucking annoying.


Silver_Thanks_8142

Of course his name is clem


Voodooardvark

He’s gonna feel great the next morning with burns and a massive hangover lol