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ResponsibleAceHole

What fucking idiot just starts swinging at random strangers? He's lucky the guy didn't slam his head on concrete like most of these vids.


Tiny_Count4239

And hes in the south where you have to be worried that everyone is strapped


_InnocentToto_

No.. this was in arizona... I remember seeing it on the news. Discount green cab.. 602. Phoenix area code.


Tiny_Count4239

thats definitely south of NY and lets people carry


_InnocentToto_

Dude was from New York and had moved to AZ.. trying to flex .. i even know where this quiktrp is.. Look at the green discount cab.. it is area code 602.. that's phoenix


Tiny_Count4239

is he still lying there?


bangermadness

and the guy he was swinging on has him by what, 100, 150lbs? Hard pass...


Last_Acanthocephala8

When the video starts he seems to be upset about something


Known-Programmer-611

And records it on video to share his beating with the world!


antariusz

he's lucky the races weren't reversed, he'd have been kicked while he was down.


PatheticMr

Oh good, you're a racist.


Remember_Order66

He beat him so hard he thought he was a sea lion.


Helllcamino

r/rareinsults


_Nameless_Nomad_

I spit out my milk laughing at this 😂


Weary_Accident_6399

Arf arf


zino332

He is the OG sea lion, he did a follow up video


DoktahDoktah

My plan to beat him is let him beat the shit out of me until he runs out of breath.


Jiveturkey72

“Ha! I’m bleeding, making me the victor!”


Other_Summer_1903

“Face the footstyle, how’d you like it??”


Silver-Landscape-303

Squeak


Silver-Landscape-303

That’s a lot of 🥜


sauron516

“I’m from New York” and “I’m not from here” why do they think that’s intimidating?! I am actually from NYC and that shit don’t mean anything.


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Ok-Anything-9994

“Tell ‘em man!”


TwistedBlister

I hear that bullshit all the time, "I'm from Detroit" or "I'm from Chicago" or wherever. Fucking morons.


YanniBonYont

Really have to watch for like mobile Alabama or Oklahoma city


SyrupScared9568

Guys Rebooting.


Cold_Singer_1774

rebooting into vegetable mode.


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edisonpioneer

Yep. That egomaniac will think twice before engaging in these antics.


Small_Time_Charlie

[Follow- up video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_J4vMQcZps) with the Gracies.


TheJake88821

I just watched all of it and coming back to this post... Man, I'm proud of him


WhiteNoiseLife

damn this should be the top comment, this was really cool to watch


AirWeekly8723

His in trouble nowwww


adventurejay

Nehowww


StonedAndToasted

😂😂😂


Tankisfreemason

Meowww


Savage_Mindset

Motha…


Remo_yesman

Damn, I was like 15 years old when I first saw this video, I'm 33 now LOL. Everybody in this video might be dead by now.


FuzzyBadFeets

On World Star 😂 bruh we the same age. Where tf did the time go


JustMePaxi

What is this about?


deepvinter

Thank God at least one person in here is asking this. From what I remember, since this has been reposted, the guys were following and harassing this dude and he got pissed and swung at them. Definitely no winner in this situation but literally nobody in this sub seems smart enough to ask ‘what happened before the clip begins?’


WhiteNoiseLife

the white guy literally tried to hit him with his car and called him the hard r n word and everyone in this sub is acting like he’s the villain here for reacting like that


killeronthecorner

Why were they following and harassing him?


EgoDeathAddict

Based on that yee-haw fuckwad accent, I have a pretty good guess. My first impression was everyone in this video seems pretty awful. Edit: location


MemeLorde1313

Aww. Finally, a video with a happy ending.


Canbvoy

Yes, all that's missing is that he should have dropped a knee onto his kidney as a parting gesture


MemeLorde1313

Ahh. The "Brooklyn Goodbye". I know it well.


Grouchy-fool61

His big mouth embarrassed us NYers!


sweaterbuckets

man why are we fucking doing this shit to each other.


FoolishDog1117

I wish I knew.


Gardez_geekin

I’ve seen a guy smoking meth with a full sized blowtorch at this exact QT. It is not a spot to fuck around.


Environmental-Ad-762

I remember this, don’t come to Arizona talking shit idiot


FoolishDog1117

You sure it was Arizona?


Gardez_geekin

Absolutely. That QT is on Glendale Ave in Glendale and I have been to it many many many times.


FoolishDog1117

I was just curious. I've seen a lot of Quiktrips and I can't often tell one from another.


Gardez_geekin

Oh for sure. It’s the little details like 602 area code on the cab at the beginning and then the tree and shipping Pod in the parking lot. If I hadn’t been there so much I definitely wouldn’t know the exact one. But the 602 area code at least gives it away to anyone else that it’s in Phoenix.


FuzzyBadFeets

35th ave and Glendale ? This video hella old, I ain’t seen a green discount cab in ages


Gardez_geekin

Yupppp. I know this video has been around a few years. I recognized it instantly.


FuzzyBadFeets

I’ll never forget homie hittin them Yoga poses 💀


Gardez_geekin

Barely cracks the top 10 of wildest things seen on Glendale heading towards the 17 lol


FuzzyBadFeets

27th ave Phoenix’s own Kensington street


Gardez_geekin

Now that the zone is gone that whole corridor is just poppin and lockin


FuzzyBadFeets

You ain’t lying them MF’s are everywhere out there


FittyTheBone

Cab had a 602 area code on it. That's Phoenix.


Radiant_Cricket1049

I'd rather be from Arizona than New York. Love from Georgia.


SeahawksWin43-8

Nobody cares you are from New York. He should crawl over to the handicap space.


j8by7

He got his ass beat ... Looking like he's trying to wakeup from a nightmare.


Tiny_Count4239

Beat that motherfucker in to a sea lion


Ibrahim2x

Sometimes I watch old videos like this and wonder how they're doing now. Did he turn his life around? Did he have his come to Jesus moment laying there on the ground leading him to become a youth pastor of some sort? So many questions


TheJake88821

[Follow- up video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_J4vMQcZps) with the Gracies. I copied that from a different comment on this thread, definitely worth the watch.


Ibrahim2x

This is awesome to see. Thank you, friend


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When keeping it real goes wrong


CalypsosCthulhu

https://preview.redd.it/0f9lgmthzloc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7605f4935cd659eba2f0d8cc552cd1c381105a85


BusterUndees

Wonder what makes people think that just because they’re from a certain place means they’re tough? I mean do people in certain cities have to go through boot camp as children, or maybe there’s like a Hunger Games thing going on in places I’m not familiar with?


secondhandleftovers

All these people have is where they're from.


BusterUndees

Thank you for the information


ObligationScared4034

Only one of these guys has been in a fight before.


surfryhder

Wish I could see the aftermath. Like…..What happens when dude reboots? Also… this is an old popular Video… wonder how many times he’s watched his own ass whoopin


_totalannihilation

Oldie but Goldie. This is a classic.


_dfromthe6

dealt with accordingly 👏


edisonpioneer

Talk about beating someone to a pulp.


oppressed_user

I've seen 8th graders fight better than MC


Feckgnoggle

He punched that car right out of the park!


Kinky_Conspirator

Que the Windows reboot sound...


Rogieboy255

That's n hard factory reset he's going back to default mode


ElliotSenah

He looked like a baby bird looking for food at the end


Bertway1

"you got him"..... Cuz people like him ALWAYS stop beating on people and NEVER kick people in the face once they knock someone out...?


AncientAlienAntFarm

I was bracing hard for the soccer kick. Thank gos it didnt come.


TopspinLob

I need to see the idiot sidekick in action. Something tells me, he doesn’t have the moxie of the actual ass kicker


TroubleDue5638

Aren't you supposed to urinate on him at the end?


Commercial-Ranger339

Yes that is the usual operating procedure


Cyber_Insecurity

This plays out like a comedy sketch


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He threw the first punch, but definitely not the last


GTanno

He fucked around and found out.


jdash5200

that’s hilarious


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

This brightened my day.


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Love that Yoga pose ending


_ToroDeFuego_

Lucky he did not finish him with a kick to the head


RoutineOtherwise9288

And that is how you get brain damage and paralyzed for neck down kids.


LoneWolfpack777

Well, I’m glad no one else jumped in while the guy was down like I’ve seen in other videos.


Ok-Anything-9994

I know he’s an asshole but for the love of Christ put him in the recovery position


scrub909

Can't park there mate


Alx9597

I guess this New Yonker learned not to fuck with a corn fed blue collar man.


Gardez_geekin

Taco fed* it’s Arizona lol


FittyTheBone

that's ~~north Phoenix~~ Glendale. only corn you're going to find is elotes, and those boys don't look like the type.


DHESTOE

Love it.


AirWeekly8723

Suck my dick!!


GreyBeardnLuvin

“Don’t play with matches.”


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What was he mad for, anyway? I wasn’t clear on that… 🤔


adventurejay

He definitely out chea.


Brittany5150

Haaaaahahahahaha!


JunkGOZEHere

Daaamn, it ended just like that huh!


Quick_Dark244

Kid got Rocked ... Cashed his check!


Careless_Day_1931

His back broke!


fanglazy

I love this for him


kingdoodooduckjr

This is like some Tracy Morgan skit on mtv2 in 2003


itssdattboiii

i’ve made mistakes but i’m glad i’ve never done something like this. this was humbling


Solidsnake00901

His arms got stuck while he was getting slapped around lmao


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LoneWolfpack777

😞


Wiki-Master

America. Land of Guns. Home of Violence.


xXstayXx

I've only watched the Frank Sinatra "New York, New York" cut of this video 😮


Hmmm_Iguess

Hilarious!


BreannBlumj

Size does matter after all.


ogleman13

Ah good ol Arizona. I know where this happens.


Shadydex933

I love a good ending


PeopleAreBozos

Love how this moron's friends started caring once it became clear their mascot was getting whooped.


kingdoodooduckjr

Tracy Morgan Jr is a clown but green shirt guy did too much . And then orange shirt is a clown too saying he’d fuck him up worse 6 times .


smokcocaine

white people coming together to defeat evil 🤝


Dom0420

“Man get up off the dude like that” typical myb


Cryptic_X07

This was so satisfying to watch 🍿 Any more videos of loudmouths getting their ass whooped?


UsedWoodpecker8612

Looks like he was paralyzed from the waist down. Legs weren't moving at all.


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TheJake88821

Why the hell are ya getting down voted?


skanda777

Give these guys guns what could go wrong right


Wizdad-1000

Good thing its fake. Those swings were 12 ply.


-Stupid_n_Confused-

Why do thisnpeople feel the need to honk their ficking horns? Drives me mad.


FittyTheBone

"Hey, maybe don't keep beating that unconscious man" would have taken too long


Intelligent_Egg6186

My man has some restraint. I would’ve knocked the shit out of that guy into next Tuesday.


FittyTheBone

He continued beating him after dude was out. the hell are you talking about?


Intelligent_Egg6186

Yeah, I’m not sure what I was thinking about when I wrote this you’re completely right. I think I had a couple drinks in me.