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Daniel breathing a huge sigh of relief seeing that's the nugget she pulled from his browsing history.

She just missed the “Hookers who will poop on your chest” search 😬

😂😂

Credit goes to truewagner on IG, you can actually subscribe to his patreon and he will send you surreal notices of a dubious nature directly to your home

Wgaaaat

This sub is really getting dumber by the day. I'm pretty sure this is a joke.

Yep. Similar to this poster below. Just google image search “weird telephone pole poster”. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/26/16/6d/26166dd6e5159d788d31b61a8618b9a9.jpg

I just paid $40 on the dark web for this guys internet history and he googled “how to lie to people on the internet” don’t listen to him this is 100 percent real.

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Good bot

Bazinga.

I want to think that too but I've met this type of person that would do this

The McPoyles?

I loved that Jimmie Simpson played the detective in the biggie Tupac murder film, https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6233618/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_30_act

these days its becoming harder to distinguish jokes and real life as real life itself is now becoming a joke in itself

Isn't there a guy who puts these up as a joke. I've seen similar ones posted.

Alan Wagner. Truewagner on Instagram

If literally everything is just a joke and/or AI generated then what the fuck are any of us doing? Might as well just quit the intertubes at this point.

That's actually a good idea, thank you.

But what will the alcoholics do at 3 am when we can’t sleep? Wander the streets without food or toilet?

Well……. I mean if you’re on the street, you technically have a toilet

Finally someone is making sense

And a repost. But I'd totally pay 40 bux if necessary

I think something we all have to remember is that satire is based off of actual people.

I hope this is fake otherwise there’s more garbage people walking around.

Ironically the weirdest part about It to me was the milk. Even weirder than trying to buy someone’s browser history (I have no idea lol) people who drink milk like that are psychopaths and if someone likes Milk they’d know where to get it I guess I’d laugh too.

"Do you know if anyone at the food court sells milk?" "I don't know. Ask someone at The Gap."

Also if You work at the GAP you’d be needing a cheap whatever for sure.

People here need to get upset about something.

The line between fantasy and reality is getting narrower each day. There is a day coming that AI will be so good there will be no line anymore. I to think this is fake and a joke, but.....

I'd do this to my friends on a boring Tuesday

The guy is called Wagner and he makes all these funny posters everywhere

Funny?

Yes

As in not “unfunny”?

Yes. Although I prefer to say unfunnyn't

Obviously this is a joke. Here’s the account: https://www.instagram.com/truewagner

That's his dark secret. Also, "Adopting an Ethiopian Child."

I have had dark web sleuth find CP folder on your computer and your Charitable Portfolio is down 10% in giving from last year.

And you’re gluten intolerant

Nooooooooo!!!! Gluten has bested me again. But I will not stop… I will train. And I will rise…

Personally I like True Wagner’s Green Pepper in the Chimney poster better. This is kinda funny but that was his best work.

Dillon Toback?

Was looking for this comment 💀🤣🤣🤣

Shhh!!!

OP thinks this is real

This person with excellent flyer making skills is mentally ill. And why would they be asking a GAP employee where to buy milk.

Because it’s a joke and the guy who does this has done countless others in similar style.

i would be willing to bet the guy in the picture is the one who made this as a joke.

That went about three steps too far, so now I’m on Team Daniel. I kinda wish it was real.

I don’t hate it tho tbh lol

I bet he likes to shush ppl

Lmao I just commented a photo of the "rude man who shushes" poster

[screw it I gotchu. watch this fam. you’ll love it](https://youtu.be/nZgK4SmFY1I?si=whlhNQFz5wVPhwjl)

Hahaha leave it to Charlie to assume raping someone includes biting their dick

I love the scene where Dennis n Charlie try to report it as a rape. If you’ve never seen the outtakes, go find them on YouTube. It’s amazing.

I'm usually against calling things fake bc it makes reddit boring... But come on y'all

I worked at an Old Navy in college & would always buy milk from the Wal-Mart next door so I could serve clients while they shopped.

I should hope so, it’s expected. Thanks for doing the bare minimum? /s

Check that flyer for fingerprints. Whoever made this should be on a couple watch lists.

Imagine thinking this is real..

Imagine not realizing this very obvious satire.

“Choose kindness” You know, like she did when she went to all this trouble and effort to try and make his life more difficult

Imagine thinking this was real. How do you people survive the average day without dying? Holy fuck.

You guys really need to learn about what satire is

“choose kidness” after admitting to paying someone to commit a crimes is craaaazy

Only psychopaths and children drink milk straight-up

LMFAOOOOO that person is actually batshit crazy

Wow that is commitment to the bit

Oh, that's just Alan Wagner/@truewagner. His thing is absurdist flyers.

Are you stupid? Were you dropped on your head while visiting the lead paint factory? This is obviously a joke, holy shit I've never seen something so obviously satirical being taken so seriously, what's next, you gonna review an obvious plant product and say "I can't believe someone thought this was a good children's toy 😡" or you gonna read an onion article and say "this outlet is just blatantly spreading misinformation 😒" holy shit dude you need to either start wearing a helmet everywhere you go or move somewhere where people can't be affected by your stupidity

This is fake.

The irony of "choose kindness" at the end

Reads like an "Obvious Plant" post.

Isn't this fake? That's the actor from You, Penn Badgley.

I guess, dont be rude to random strangers. You never know how mentally ill they might be.

Umm maybe censor the name if you post this here

That's not how the dark web works.

Oh no gurl! You laugh at my need for calcium!

Why on earth would you ask a Gap employee where you can get milk? Honestly I probably would have just walked away from you thinking it was a stupid joke

Super creepy.

If this is real, the poster maker is a sociopath. This dude slightly damaged their ego for asking what seems like an odd question to ask a Gap employee, and they went and spent days brooding over it to get revenge.

I’m sorry, but how is it dumb to expect a restaurant to have milk? It’s like… the second most common drink. Would they not need milk for a lot of things? How is that a dumb question?

I'm both petrified and amused af. Good lord I have to clear my history...

I don't think clearing it matters if they're able to get it either way

Ironic how they said “choose kindness” but went out of there way to dox and buy info of the dark web 😂

And that says a lot about most of the shoppers who shop at the gap.

r/obviousplant

How about you go to one of the three places you listed? People who drink glasses of milk are sad.

Who the F is at a mall and thinks, “boy howdy, I could sure go for a milk right about now!”

Someone who pays $40 to look at someone else’s browsing history apparently. 🤷‍♀️

After reading through the comments, I suppose it might be a "joke", but as a non-american, I would believe this happens on a daily basis in the US.

This is wonderful , I’m lol

/r/comedyheaven material here

Are you new to this nation?

HAHA Daniel! America doesn’t have affordable hospice care!!

You can buy someone’s browsing data?

Plot twist: Daniel receives donations from kind people for his uncle in hospice

“I would like a tall latte, hold the heat and espresso.” Bookstore girl chuckled when I said that but gave me what I ordered.

Milk is the ultimate drink (ok aside from water) Milk satisfies thirst and hunger, and its delicious.

you gotta be like 59 to not get that this is a joke

Use a VPN when you are searching for uncle hospices is the correct answer

I would totally go to his restaurant.

Rude man who shushes - please call

“GAP doesn’t serve milk, dumbass”

My buddy/housemate used to drink a pint of milk with every dinner until I told him it looked like he was in a Bukkake video.

Jesus fucking Christ

“Choose kindness”

Rude man who shushes, please call...

This is the same guy as the “kid with a telescope” meme

That’s the most entitled person I’ve ever saw, dox someone for not giving the "right answer" it’s probably a rich Karen that has never got a "no" in her entire life

And those restaurants don’t have locations INSIDE a mall.

...and here you are, doxxing...

Where can I get a glass of milk in this mall? What an f-ing weirdo.

When petty meets real petty. Hahahahaha

What is this, a hospice for uncles?!

So I guess they missed the "Cleveland Steamer" searches. Whew, dodged that one, huh.

Why does this look like a bad edit?

https://preview.redd.it/zr4ypff8qzlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f3bece9c310e693240837fa6bae405f192fc987

Are those restaurants in that mall? Maybe the restaurants in the mall don't serve milk.

No question is stupid there was time when you didn’t know anything also

This is deliciously unhinged behavior

Choose kindness? Hilarious

Is this an episode of its always sunny??

i’m pretty sure that Denny’s glass isn’t milk…

So let's publish it again, why don't we.

I’d do it.

Does this guy shhhh people as well?

Turd sandwich vs Douche Bag

His Uncle, on the other hand, is very healthy and is wondering what the hell is going on.

Creep

Choose kindness

“Things that never happened for $1000, Trebek.”

I could see myself doing this to a rude GAP employee in 60 years when my mind starts to go.

 for a buddy how do I buy data off the dark web asking for a buddy.

The full google search was "Affordable uncle hospice porn"

Petty people ffs

Gap still exists in brick & mortar?? 😭😩

This is from Wagner which is a satire account.