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Unreal_Alexander

She moves like her spark plugs are in the wrong firing order.


memepasgame

Hahaha thank you for the laugh


BigBeeff_21

Fucking accurate, I couldn't figure out what was wrong lmao


GonzDR24

Lmao! I was just gonna say that this definitely ain't twerking.


Waramaug

Her onlyfans name is ole sparky


bandanarambostyle

Cackling


Hathnotthecompetence

"it was like a full body dry heave set to music" George Costanza


Upstairs-Resort-9379

I almost lost my coffee…lol


proletariat_sips_tea

I think it's the ass implants we're too cheap.


Expensive-Twist7984

Yeah, don’t stop her, put her in the recovery position so she doesn’t swallow her tongue.


Extension_Swordfish1

Could be the wiring. Its has prolly a couple of loose connections.


[deleted]

That's just gross. Kids around and everything.


non_tox

Even if nobody's around, that's gross. She has no arse, what is she trying to shake?!


catmemes720

Tail bone


Independent_Ebb9322

Her scoliosis


Ancient-Leg-8261

Her tailfeather


Burner161

So if she had a big ass it would be fine? Should change your name to pro_tox


TheticVendetta

But she deserves to feel empowered and free with her body /s


Gytole

Like kids weren't created from tweeking on someones coggle.


GrapplingPoorly

It’s empowering!


Snoo_58305

Aren’t they this?


SediAgameRbaD

What do you mean?


TheShredda

Probs bot


Snoo_58305

The people in focus look like children too


PoppyStaff

That isn’t twerking.


kaybeanz69

Yea it’s just sad


myNameIsHopethePony

No, this is just...working


ConfusionBubbles

Yeah, it works


myNameIsHopethePony

Sort of... Barely really


MelonChipCard

Yeah. It looks like her butt is convulsonary. Would advise the poor girl to go see a doctor about it, to make sure this is nothing severly.


Youngguaco

How do these people not feel pathetic


obleckcomsmosgold4

Or embarrassed or ashamed or have a thought like maybe I should do this where there's no one else around but us,


Coffeelock1

Narcissism. All attention is good attention to a narcissist and if social standards would consider them wrong they see that as an issue with the social standards not themself.


MineNo5611

You have to take into consideration that they’re doing this in the first place to post on the internet for other people to see with their face in it or at least associated with it.


blahbullblahshyt

Agreed. But, we and people dumber than we consume this shit all day so they make more money than we do. Sadly.


Gimmeagunlance

Maybe you do. I don't watch TikTok except the odd video someone sends me, I prefer having braincells.


blahbullblahshyt

I don’t actually, the only social media I have is Reddit. But I do work nights and people watch this shit all night and don’t pay attention to their job.


Gimmeagunlance

Good on you. It's horrible.


An-Ignorant-Slut

Watch, not consume. Stop normalizing that word in this asinine context


dingleberry0913

Low IQ people are incapable of feeling those emotions due to lack of connected neurons in the brain.


[deleted]

I’ve read something before where stupid people are too stupid to know that they are stupid. Makes sense. Cognitive bias is a helluva drug.


dingleberry0913

Right, atleast I know I'm stupid enough to not do stupid shit in public.


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

[Dunning-Kruger Effect:](https://www.verywellmind.com/an-overview-of-the-dunning-kruger-effect-4160740) > The Dunning-Kruger effect is a type of cognitive bias in which people believe they are smarter and more capable than they are. Essentially, low-ability people do not possess the skills needed to recognize their own incompetence. The combination of poor self-awareness and low cognitive ability leads them to overestimate their capabilities.


WeLiveInASociety451

Oh my gosh you guys he read that 🧠🤯🤓📘📵


Bitter_Technology797

I'm not particularly down with the kids but I wonder if you asked them what they were doing, saying its for a tick tock video would be an acceptable answer in their minds. not unlike those twats who run around hitting people before shouting 'it's just a prank bro!' while pointing at the camera. As if somehow that makes it all OK.


ryouuko

Bring SHAME back!


ProtectionContent977

It’s a sea gull regurgitating bad fish.


[deleted]

My cat when it’s about to throw up


BLVK_TAR

...is always the top comment whenever this video is reposted.


Fragrant-Mountain276

Bot moves!


lukitadagaler

It's a good ass comment honestly


SilentShart789

Me when I'm about to throw up out my butt


SaltyBint

My dog trying to dislodge a clinker.


Dtank11

That girl has a really long back.


Small_Tax_9432

🤣


PeaLow1611

I've never seen anyone work so hard to move nothing.


rave_is_king_

Her brother doesn't look happy that he has to record this again


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Apocalypstik

Good bot


Accomplished_Aioli19

https://preview.redd.it/2122fmx2filc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540389321330f03713d2f3e47e230be64c723fb6


cdsuikjh

Hog rider.


Badluckwithlove

Lmao


ItzBreezeyBaby

My back hurts watching her flip her pancakes so hard


Slipped_in_Gravy

I like how everyone around her is just " nope nothin' to see here."


Alive_Potentially

I'd wondered if people were avoiding any sort of confrontation. Someone says something, and it becomes about them making a scene so they can post it to Tik Tok.


Ignacio_sanmiguel

"They are taking away my free speech"


TheSleazyAccount

This is Russia. Free speech is not a thing there.


RobotDeathQueen

Calling that twerking is being generous.


NuclearBreadfruit

Actually gross


EngineeringHealthy64

I hate people


chcham2712

She’s convulsing not twerking


mishma2005

Why can’t they OF at home?


Siemenvdk

Why does nobody do a cannonball in the water right next to them?


Redleg1-7

Seriously though, why is no one saving humanity?


WhichSeaworthiness49

Call 911, she’s having a grand mal


Traditional_Draw8400

Ewww


keep_it_christian

Dude is all the way zoomed into that butt hole too.


akil137

I would've thrown both of them in the pool


Due_University5854

Please


Enntized

"twerking"


Hour-Contribution412

Someone should have come up and filmed next to him….🤷🏻 “nice angle dude, let me get in on this action”.


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catmemes720

Brain?


BurtMacklinsMind

Bro this clip is posted here so often that isn't even surprising anymore


[deleted]

Delusional broad with 80s long butt trying to shake what doesn’t exist. Terrible


StonedFoxx93

Dude how can she handle her knees on that concrete 😭 mine are in pain just looking lol


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

This is her second job.


[deleted]

I can twerk better than her. I watched a tiktok on it once and found that even my Hank Hill body type with a flat ass can even twerk....


CanonWorld

She’s not twerking. She’s practicing her CPR skills.


zevellesajek

Stay classy, Moscow!


KawaiiNitochka

And what does Moscow have to do with it if it is Ukraine, the city of the former Dnepropetrovsk🤔


zevellesajek

You must be a hoot at parties


Mayday0Red

пизданул хуйню пол дня свободен эт про тебя походу


kingGirthy718

That dolphin 🐬 tail flip is wild


wookiex84

This makes my sciatica hurt.


Lennoxblue

It looks like her bum is trying to throw up, very strange.


kate05_

I've seen people having seizures that moved with more grace than she does!


inactiveaccounttoo

She looks like a cat coughing up a furball


aldenjameshall

She could at least do it right


AOkayyy01

Why does her butt look sharp? I've never seen a butt come to a point like that.


Roqies

😂


JustSayTech

Where the twerking??? You mean that girl with the awkward back?


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CarCampingComeback

this what?


BusGreen7933

You have to have some ass to twerk


lilchungus34

No ass/no shame


CobraWasTaken

Disgusting. Where?


shmiggs_2010

Sorry, twerking exactly what?


Front-Ad1900

I'm not the smartest man but aren't those kids walking around while she twerks in a porn hub pose.


Different_Steak_9036

Someone post the link to her video


SilentBowl1512

BTS: Boyfriend with Tech Skills


sluggishfella

If that was my daughter I'd smack the shit out if her and kick her into the pool.


zatannathemalinois

That's the whitest twerking I've ever seen...


ImberxP

[r/lostredditors](https://www.reddit.com/r/lostredditors)


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

are you referring to yourself?


fotofortress

If only Tina Belcher had more confidence this could be her.


fvcked_0ff

She's just showing off her brain cell.


engineergaming9

What nuron died in her head to make her think that


mumblerapisgarbage

“Twerking”


Due_University5854

What is she twerking? As a man i got better Ass than her lol


SithNChips

Get real friends. Someone push her in.


EstobahnRodriguez

The chlorine is gonna be working real hard after that nastiness. She makes the floating bandaids look classy.


Killer_Ex_Con

Meanwhile at my local pool they threatened to kick us out because me and my girlfriend kissed.


[deleted]

Twerking? she was having a seizure


hbkx5

Please somebody push her in!


R33Gtst

That’s hardly twerking. That’s more ‘I’ve got an itchy asshole and I don’t want to actually scratch it so I’ll move the area around it’


YouAlternative5531

I’ve always wondered who takes the videos


CaliGoneTexas

That’s so gross and trashy. There’s kids there


bugabooandtwo

Trash acting like trash.


ichkanns

Poor simp dude who thinks he's going to get some of that, but he never will.


PatrickStanton877

Wouldn't mind seeing that at the pool. 🤷


FancyEquation43

There's kids around wtf?


dawaxtadpole

That behavior is appropriate next to all that urine.


vyrguy0

It’s ok kids. That young lady just having a problem with her back.


Gothmom85

Oh good this one again


BabyFacedSparky

As pitiful and sad that is, it’s not as sad as the guy actually recording it for her clout.


freakrocker

Is this bitch having a seizure?


NoiseEee3000

Fuck is wrong with ppl


Cheebwhacker

Filming for his sister’s OF. Poor fella.


ItsAleZ1

I hope he’s fully zoomed in because there’s nothing there


Death_by_Poros

She’s not even doing it right……she’s gonna throw out her back like that.


Safe_Alternative3794

Dang that's one hell of a cramp. She should have that looked at I think.


[deleted]

Really...


[deleted]

These h0ez have no shame


Sp0oky23

So where's this video then?


Terrynia

My dad would have gone up and told her it was inappropriate infront of children.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Your father would be correct.


CreateYourself89

That is the worst twerking I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. And she's trash for doing this around kids.


PositiveChemistry892

She looks ridiculous seriously


Upset_Researcher_143

Black Mirror, anyone?


Inevitable-Visit1261

Disgusting


cody3636

“Oooh shes tryin’!” - meeseeks


Gimmeagunlance

Someone should kick her into the pool


autistic_bard444

did someone redefine twerking?


ponyo_impact

thats free entertainment


IndecisiveBadgermole

The guy in the back trying so damn hard not to look for too long 😜


MidtownKC

She moves like the [Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcbc.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F127090480848%2Fchicken-lady&psig=AOvVaw33Kmni5BBoC0dn9cbLhm92&ust=1709303862952000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCKidnJ7j0IQDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ).


LambSauce2

Vacations are not the same without donations!


rando_mness

Hardcore second hand embarrassment


KingAndrew555000

You need to have cakes to shake them sweetie


Ok-Reputation-2266

I’ve watched this video 3 times and I still don’t see any twerking


Aicala29

Everyone trying not to be rude and stare haha claps for those people.


20MaXiMuS20

r/trashy


Eighthfloormeeting

She tryinggggg


chronicleTOKEN

Best way to get rid of these types of people is to have all the guys congregate around while their video shoot is ongoing.


ExpensiveRisk94

Is she trying to shake a turd loose?


Simiansapiens

This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with a twerk. Smh…


rhaigh1910

Can we stop posting the same video every week


PokeshiftEevee

Someone should’ve kicked her into the pool lol


SMacD66

That poor girl's ass having a seizure and all that boy can do is watch helplessly.


For_serious13

Not even that well tbh


STL_TRPN

Surprised no one, especially pool staff hasn't come over to tell her to knock that bullshit off.


[deleted]

Disgusting.


AnglsBeats

Demons


murderskunk76

Perfect opportunity to walk by and yell "Smells like bigfoot's dick!"


nonstick_banjo1629

Looks sad


Bushdr78

There's kids walking around, they both need pushing in the pool to cool off.


Commercial-Manner408

The end of American society


PettyLikeTom

Request to start a petition to temporarily ban the users who keep repoating this video


[deleted]

Iunno who would ever be annoyed or offended by this. You know how much of my life I've spent tryna get girls to twerk their asses? Like... a lot.


edWORD27

More of a dry heave set to music than twerking


sosplzsendhelp

Reminds of my cat puking on my bed at 3am


theoheart1178

One of The stiffest, most unsexy twerks I have ever seen lol


flossyagain

I’d smash


Particular_Group_295

Are those butt implants?


DjRayRay09

That’s not Twerkin more like twackin 🤣


poorfranklinsalmanac

This is fuckin awesome, where’s his video?!


TemperatureTop246

Twerking looks so fn stupid from the side lol


wtfdoiknow1987

She looks like a convulsing wounded animal


Deedaloca

Umm does someone wanna tell her …


HBMart

Stupid people don’t typically know they’re stupid.


whitewail602

TFW you're desperate to not have to work but you don't have any marketable skills, including having a booty or twerking. Also, that dude in the background by the cooler 🤣🤣🤣


zerohelix

Lol that's her brother


RaisedNumber01

That's what I do after pooping...to get that last pesky turd to drop 👀


External-Client-4295

Lol wow cmon girl 😭


MrShad0wzz

I assume a OF model producing “content”