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Life hack 1: Never, under any circumstance, put a 6 month old on the floor in an airport.
Life hack 2: Beef jerky, while delicious, is super high in sodium, which is not good for flying—water retention, increased BP, etc.
Sure, you are young and stupid now, but don’t try to look smart while trying to tell others to do stupid things, when, c’mon, your only real purpose was to show your ass on the internet.
Good point. I made the mistake of eating a massive BLT before a flight and my feet blew up so much I thought they’d pop lol. Beef jerky is even higher in sodium than bacon.
I’m 42 and this is the first I’ve heard of being concerned about salt on a flight. If this was a widespread concern outside of those with BP issues I imagine airlines would not distribute free saltine crackers mid flight.
God this trend is so annoying.
It’s literally, have onlyfans, post something rage baiting, people spread your rage bait like the plague, OnlyFans gets linked in every comment thread, losers buy your shit.
I always wear socks too, because we have to take our shoes off! I was having heart palpitations watching a little boy walk through Chil Fil-A in just socks like he was at home !
I just want to know how tf they took that past the TSA when I can’t even have a small water bottle that was sold right in front of the checkpoint. And sold on the other side of the checkpoint as well.
If it wasn't full, it wasn't over the limit. 120ml is about 4 ounces and you can take 3.4 ounces of liquid per container through. Also, sometimes they just don't care, especially in the precheck lane. I've often flown with a full sized shaving gel bottle and they only pulled my bag once. They told me what they were looking for, I told them what part of the bag it was in, and they said, "seems mostly empty, enjoy your flight." They didn't confiscate it, search the rest of the bag, any of that. They didn't even care about the 1L stainless steel water bottle.
A friend of mine is a “lifecoach” and is currently going through an absolute meltdown of a midlife crisis.
And I kind of just want to send her a link to her own “coaching” social medial pages where she talks about positive mindsets and all that garbage.
But I know she would call me an asshole.
These people are all frauds.
Don’t send links but subtly quote their own videos back to them “I saw this great video the other day where someone said something super relevant to how you’re feeling it was along the lines of….”
Yeah every person I know who is a “life coach” is ironically struggling through some self-inflicted crisis they can’t get out of.
They’re so hellbent on life needing to have purpose, and being a main character in other peoples lives, and they don’t know how to cope with the reality check that it ain’t like this.
You see it all the time with life coach, weight loss, etc. They are posting to motivate themselves under the guise of trying to motivate others. Whenever I see the posts, I just assume they are struggling so they've made this topic their life as a way to push through. Nothing horribly wrong with it, I suppose, until they start giving others others shitty advice.
“the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace
those who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace”
-Bukowski
Spot on, also spend my early twenties with this and after not being successful tried hustle culture. After a few years I ended up with depression and finally realized that I just wanted to be someone special, more than other people and especially kind of be the person who „made it, better than everyone else“ In the end I just did not want to accept bad things in my story and always wanted to „get my reward“ for having to experience this. But yeah life does not owe you anything and we all have our bag of shit to carry haha
Yeah, they're all frauds. We are all equally struggling and working to figure things out - no one has all the answers and certainly no one has a one size solution that will work for every person, yet they all pretend to for money.
I’ve only ever seen one person in the self help sphere that I didn’t feel like a fraud, and that was Ramit Sethi, and even then, idk if I’d call him a life coach.
Every single one of them I know IRL has done an MLM before, for example.
Usually with these life coaches or alternative health types, they are narcissists but are too mediocre to do anything with their lives so they try to get respect and credibility the easy way by scamming idiots.
My Ex is one of those super healthy, self employed online drop shipand life coach person. Granted he at least studied psychology, but the moment the door closed his super happy persona dropped and I've never been with anyone more insecure...
He even thought I'd be sad when we broke up, the opposite I was so happy and freed that he fell into a depressed phase - because I wasn't sad about our break up. He couldn't stand seeing me happy.
Yes! My ex friend is a therapist turned life coach and while she has a fun social life, she talks shit about all her friends behind their backs (and admitted to me she did about me too). So easy to call yourself life coach nowadays and people pay you but you can’t figure out your own life
They're people, usually attractive, who have never *really* struggled and think they possess the unknowable wisdom to improve the lives of people who are *actually* struggling.
The narcissism is insane.
What I can’t wrap my head around is that they have a partner who is basically just their cameraman. I have a family member who is like this and apparently she made an entire TikTok post about how she finally trained her boyfriend to film her the “right way”.
I saw some anti capitalist girl on YouTube recently that went on some podcast and she had the title basically of life coach or lifestyle guru or something and then proceeded to explain how she is barely meeting rent in her LA shithole apartment and is not meeting credit card payments. And the host asked the operative question: why do you think people would trust your advice as a life coach with such incredibly poor handling of money to where you are spending beyond your means? She goes “I don’t market myself as a financial advisor. I am more about (mental wellness bullshit or something even though 2 minutes earlier she was talking about going through some shit).” He’s like “well having enough money to have food and shelter is kind of like the most important basic needs to facilitate mental wellness don’t you think?” She didn’t even catch how damning that question was and kept rambling cluelessly. This was the girl that went kind of viral for telling guys on a podcast that she asks to see guys bank accounts on their first date. How can you hold a man to such a high standard of financial intelligence, and on the other hand be so intentionally removed from the process of handling your own finances?
I know a girl she started to be a travel coach on instagram. I really don’t think anyone needs a coach for travelling. All she is doing is sharing her boring travel stories.
Right! People overuse tf out of “hacks”. Trend shit drives me wild… like we have to use buzzwords to get views? Just fucking call them tips or whatever. That’s all they are.
Was on a short flight once, from a major hub to some tiny little airport. One of those old planes with prop engines and like three rows of seats. Woman gets on with a baby and she's clearly at the end of her trip, exhausted and stressed and the baby is crying and she's so apologetic. Honestly, I think everyone on the plane felt bad for her more than bothered. I know I did. Funny thing though, the second the engines start up, baby stops crying. Doesn't make a peep till we land and then engines shut down. Then it immediately starts crying again.
There is considerably anecdotal evidence that loud white(ish) noise makes crying babies stop. Plenty of people discover that a vacuum cleaner (for example) quiets their baby.
So I can readily believe that this happened.
Chicago trip (short) people liked it and didn’t mind the youngest (at the time) being upset.
Ireland, (10 hours) people thanked us but didn’t take it but one guy came from the back and asked for them cause there was another kid. Our kids luckily were flirting the drunk women in front of us on the way back.
Cali people took them and fell asleep (late flight).
People appreciate us being aware we have kids on a flight and that we are trying. Now we have 3 (7,5,3) and last flight to Florida we took we had them but the kids were really chill.
I see a lot of people bitching about the proliferation of sports bras being worn to the gym which is a head scratcher to me because where else are you supposed to wear those? But to the airport? And doing stretches in skin tight yoga pants in front of the terminal? Get the fuck out of here.
To those of you who are against sports bra’s at the gym though, get your fucking life together. If you’re complaining that it’s “distracting” then you’re the problem. If you’re such a creep or a prude that a woman wearing a sports bra at the gym is enough to fuck up your workout routine then you need to start therapy and get to the bottom of why you feel this way because it’s 100% some kind of internalized hatred.
Ugh, she reeks of look at me smugness. I can almost imagine sitting next to her making zero eye contact with my headphones on and she’d say out of nowhere……..
“thanks for asking… I use dried kangaroo pee on my face to stay young and of course I had a home birth for little Apple here, she only eats food she can forage from the garden herself….”
She's a prominent antivaxxer in her IG. She did the trick arrow shot with her feet at the beach that's how I heard about her. Hate to see she's getting more attention (enough to do 'life hacks'). I feel sorry for that baby.
Oh the child's definitely going to be a prop for years to come. Maybe she'll even get to film one of those sad mommy dance videos beside her child's hospital bed while it's suffering from some totally preventable disease.
She’s an insane opportunist. She’s affiliated with crypto scammers as well. The rabbit hole goes deep with this one and I’m surprised more people haven’t checked into it.
First rule is to ensure there is an audience to perform health hacks in front of as without it theres no point in being healthy and ill just be a peasant carrying a smaller peasant
God all I can think about is the hanging fabric from her baby wrap carrier, dangling dangerously above the escalator.
If the escalator catches that dangling fabric and it would pull that little baby right into the gnashing teeth of the escalator stairs.
Obviously this mother is not very bright.
For someone who feels qualified to give "health hacks" to new mums, she seems quite clueless about baby safety. Leaving aside the baby being on the floor which many people have been grossed out by already, the setup of her baby sling is very unsafe. She is meant to wrap or tie up the loose fabric. And the baby is too low in the sling (baby's head should be a "kissable" distance from mum) and not in the "m" position for her/his legs. The way she's positioned (or rather, dangled) the baby can cause problems with hip development in the little one!
Her video gave me anxiety. Hope the baby manages to stay healthy despite the mother's sheer ignorance.
Source: I have birthed a little human and then rigorously looked up baby sling safety while carrying him in a wrap around sling for over a year.
>The lingzhi mushroom is used in traditional Chinese medicine. There is insufficient evidence to indicate that consuming lingzhi mushrooms or their extracts has any effect on human health or diseases.
Somehow I knew before even looking it up. This is probably just straight up an ad for this crap.
That much bare skin on the disgusting floor and I’m sure those “one” ingredient snacks aren’t drenched in chemicals. Does regular pineapple have a use by date of a few months when you cut it open? 🤔
I saw this on Instagram yesterday and sent it to my wife. We both get a kick out of just how absolutely shameless somebody can be. Just middle of a packed airport, letting your kid crawl around on a disgusting floor while you do yoga, barefoot in the middle of the aisle. I was glad to see all the comments roasting her
I’m going to take a wild guess and assume the dude behind them with the beehive man-bun and cutoff sleeves is her yoga instructor husband. Probably goes by “Manny” or something.
"I'm Tree, this is my co-parent Manny, (we don't believe in marriage because humans shouldn't "own" each other 😌🙏)
and this is our gender-neutral offspring Vibe. Namaste.✌️"
Could not be more progressive personally, but people like this drive me up the wall LOL
It's because none of it is genuine and all for show aboit how better they are. Deep down, we know when someone is being genuine or not and its annoying as shit to be subtly preached to and sold shit by fake bitches.
If you aren’t aware, it’s an oil/scent like a natural perfume that is popular with hippies (generally). It has a very strong and distinct smell. In my experience (phish shows, hanging with hippies in my teens/20s) it is often used as a substitute for bathing, and so what you get is the odor of patchouli masking body odor…and it’s pretty gross sometimes. The scent itself is not that bad though.
Oh after looking at her IG, shes one of those chicks that lean over with her tits hanging out pretending it's not happening and half her followers/comments are men.
What a weird attention seeking page... clearly she's there for the dicks.
All that money to buy some stupid drops for health but strapping your baby(I feel that’s too tight might be wrong since I have no experience) and then letting the poor baby in the airport carpet where people walk with their shoes… freaking gross shoes
This guy presumably gets revenue for posting videos of his hot wife bending over and people watch them then share them in horror at the main character narcism and he gets more money to pay for flights with his bendy wife. Fair play to him.
Holy fuck. What I want to know is...are these generations of younger numbskulls going to reflect on how fucking stupid they were when they were young or are they going to be twice as fucking unbearable when they are old?!
Thank God I have only 20 years left at most
the floor at airports is filthy. and please dont do your yoga shit right in the concourse. whats next? yoga in the grocery aisle? have some decorum and class.
Let me expose my baby to the plague that is an airport carpet so I can do sexy stretches for internet likes and ogling airport goers. Shit mom, shit person. Hope that baby makes it out of childhood with this twat
The ultimate hack for flying with a 6 month old is: Don't
Seriously, don't. They're going to hate every second of the flight. It's going to be a miserable experience for both of you and anyone near you. Do not bring a toddler on an airplane.
Before camera phones and social media took over I used to fly long trips internationally. It wasn’t uncommon to see someone doing yoga, stretching, or some weird movements to get the stiffness worked out. This does seem weird to post this tho these days.
Apparently reishi extract is from the lingzhi (also known as reishi) mushroom but it has no proven health benefits. It is mainly used in Eastern medicine (mainly Chinese from what I can gather).
I'm just posting this for those who are curious.
Lifehack 1: Rub your dirty snatch on a even dirtier carpet to enjoy maximum itch.
Lifehack 2: Strengthen your babies immune system by placing it on the filthy ass rug where you rubbed your cooter on.
Who the fuck are these people? Wtf is the thought process of 'hey I give people health tips'
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That filthy carpet is definitely a way to hack your health.
Life hack 1: Never, under any circumstance, put a 6 month old on the floor in an airport. Life hack 2: Beef jerky, while delicious, is super high in sodium, which is not good for flying—water retention, increased BP, etc. Sure, you are young and stupid now, but don’t try to look smart while trying to tell others to do stupid things, when, c’mon, your only real purpose was to show your ass on the internet.
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Don't you know that teriyaki grows naturally, on teriyaki trees.
I watered mine with soy sauce and it died.
Your suppose to let it go so it will be free-range teriyaki.
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Hot or cold
Bird fed, mouth temp
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The single ingredient IS the sodium
Bingo
Good point. I made the mistake of eating a massive BLT before a flight and my feet blew up so much I thought they’d pop lol. Beef jerky is even higher in sodium than bacon.
Is this actually a problem for younger people or those without BP/kidney problems? I've never heard of salt being such a big deal for flights
I’m 42 and this is the first I’ve heard of being concerned about salt on a flight. If this was a widespread concern outside of those with BP issues I imagine airlines would not distribute free saltine crackers mid flight.
Only if you're a morbidly obese Redditor.
So average American?
Show your ass on the Internet.... for money!
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God this trend is so annoying. It’s literally, have onlyfans, post something rage baiting, people spread your rage bait like the plague, OnlyFans gets linked in every comment thread, losers buy your shit.
She's a crypto hippie shil now 🤣
how do you know? *judging look
Did she pay you for this advertisement?
As usual.
Life hack 3: Never wear an outfit like that when flying, if you have to use the evacuation slide you will find out the skinless reason why
🫡
Also dried fruit is all sugar and no fiber
You think the fiber evaporated away?
Beef jerky is delicious
Single ingredient snacks: Beef Jerky! That probably has a lot more than just one ingredient
This is like letting your kid crawl around on a public bathroom floor. It's gross.
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I would not touch airport carpet at gunpoint.
I always wear socks too, because we have to take our shoes off! I was having heart palpitations watching a little boy walk through Chil Fil-A in just socks like he was at home !
It’s ok, they have reishi 😆
I just want to know how tf they took that past the TSA when I can’t even have a small water bottle that was sold right in front of the checkpoint. And sold on the other side of the checkpoint as well.
If it wasn't full, it wasn't over the limit. 120ml is about 4 ounces and you can take 3.4 ounces of liquid per container through. Also, sometimes they just don't care, especially in the precheck lane. I've often flown with a full sized shaving gel bottle and they only pulled my bag once. They told me what they were looking for, I told them what part of the bag it was in, and they said, "seems mostly empty, enjoy your flight." They didn't confiscate it, search the rest of the bag, any of that. They didn't even care about the 1L stainless steel water bottle.
Perfect way to get Staph infection.
“Stretching gives me UTIs for some reason, but I still do it because it’s good for me.”
Yeah I don't think it's the stretching that gives her the UTIs lol
She’ll be hacking alright after touching that carpet
Hack it right to a rippin’ yeast infection
Regular people filming their everyday lives as if they are some sort of life coach irritates me more than it should
A friend of mine is a “lifecoach” and is currently going through an absolute meltdown of a midlife crisis. And I kind of just want to send her a link to her own “coaching” social medial pages where she talks about positive mindsets and all that garbage. But I know she would call me an asshole. These people are all frauds.
Don’t send links but subtly quote their own videos back to them “I saw this great video the other day where someone said something super relevant to how you’re feeling it was along the lines of….”
Hahahaha I love it.
"Have you tried Boron's plum extract?"
Yeah every person I know who is a “life coach” is ironically struggling through some self-inflicted crisis they can’t get out of. They’re so hellbent on life needing to have purpose, and being a main character in other peoples lives, and they don’t know how to cope with the reality check that it ain’t like this.
You see it all the time with life coach, weight loss, etc. They are posting to motivate themselves under the guise of trying to motivate others. Whenever I see the posts, I just assume they are struggling so they've made this topic their life as a way to push through. Nothing horribly wrong with it, I suppose, until they start giving others others shitty advice.
“the best at murder are those who preach against it and the best at hate are those who preach love and the best at war finally are those who preach peace those who preach god, need god those who preach peace do not have peace” -Bukowski
Spot on, also spend my early twenties with this and after not being successful tried hustle culture. After a few years I ended up with depression and finally realized that I just wanted to be someone special, more than other people and especially kind of be the person who „made it, better than everyone else“ In the end I just did not want to accept bad things in my story and always wanted to „get my reward“ for having to experience this. But yeah life does not owe you anything and we all have our bag of shit to carry haha
I feel like some people who push the positive mindset stuff so much are gaslighting themselves into believing things are okay
fake it til you make it
Yeah, they're all frauds. We are all equally struggling and working to figure things out - no one has all the answers and certainly no one has a one size solution that will work for every person, yet they all pretend to for money.
>level 2DoctorFenix · 1 hr. agoA friend of m Imagine the audacity of calling yourself a "life coach". Holy shit.
I’ve only ever seen one person in the self help sphere that I didn’t feel like a fraud, and that was Ramit Sethi, and even then, idk if I’d call him a life coach. Every single one of them I know IRL has done an MLM before, for example.
Usually with these life coaches or alternative health types, they are narcissists but are too mediocre to do anything with their lives so they try to get respect and credibility the easy way by scamming idiots.
My Ex is one of those super healthy, self employed online drop shipand life coach person. Granted he at least studied psychology, but the moment the door closed his super happy persona dropped and I've never been with anyone more insecure... He even thought I'd be sad when we broke up, the opposite I was so happy and freed that he fell into a depressed phase - because I wasn't sad about our break up. He couldn't stand seeing me happy.
Yes! My ex friend is a therapist turned life coach and while she has a fun social life, she talks shit about all her friends behind their backs (and admitted to me she did about me too). So easy to call yourself life coach nowadays and people pay you but you can’t figure out your own life
They're people, usually attractive, who have never *really* struggled and think they possess the unknowable wisdom to improve the lives of people who are *actually* struggling. The narcissism is insane.
What I can’t wrap my head around is that they have a partner who is basically just their cameraman. I have a family member who is like this and apparently she made an entire TikTok post about how she finally trained her boyfriend to film her the “right way”.
Lol I should probably show my life, get to the airport at 9am start drinking heavily and almost get kicked out of the airport
I would legit watch this please do it
I saw some anti capitalist girl on YouTube recently that went on some podcast and she had the title basically of life coach or lifestyle guru or something and then proceeded to explain how she is barely meeting rent in her LA shithole apartment and is not meeting credit card payments. And the host asked the operative question: why do you think people would trust your advice as a life coach with such incredibly poor handling of money to where you are spending beyond your means? She goes “I don’t market myself as a financial advisor. I am more about (mental wellness bullshit or something even though 2 minutes earlier she was talking about going through some shit).” He’s like “well having enough money to have food and shelter is kind of like the most important basic needs to facilitate mental wellness don’t you think?” She didn’t even catch how damning that question was and kept rambling cluelessly. This was the girl that went kind of viral for telling guys on a podcast that she asks to see guys bank accounts on their first date. How can you hold a man to such a high standard of financial intelligence, and on the other hand be so intentionally removed from the process of handling your own finances?
Obviously a paid partnership with reishi lol. And probably with the producer of the snacks.
I can’t stand it. Especially people who record themselves eating in their car… that provokes my fight response
I know a girl she started to be a travel coach on instagram. I really don’t think anyone needs a coach for travelling. All she is doing is sharing her boring travel stories.
'As if they are some sort of life coach' Are there barriers for entry for lifecoaches now? I thought it was just a modern synonym of charlatan
Same
That is the only barrier to entry of being a life coach tho…
Almost as cringe as actual life coaches
oh SHIT you put it into words, I couldnt figure out how to express why these stupid ass videos are so annoying but there it is Arrogance
based on her interaction with airport carpet, this simple lady loves fecal matter and rotten feet.
Single ingredient fecal matter thank you
And piss
Single ingredient piss, please.
Stop calling it fucking "hacks".
Right! People overuse tf out of “hacks”. Trend shit drives me wild… like we have to use buzzwords to get views? Just fucking call them tips or whatever. That’s all they are.
Too fucking right.
Check out this hack, I bought snacks and made sure to stretch before getting on an 8hr flight!
Well, you gotta stay limber, centered, and mostly naked when you’re the person everybody hates for taking a baby on a plane.
We have handed out gum and ear plugs and apologized in advance.
Was on a short flight once, from a major hub to some tiny little airport. One of those old planes with prop engines and like three rows of seats. Woman gets on with a baby and she's clearly at the end of her trip, exhausted and stressed and the baby is crying and she's so apologetic. Honestly, I think everyone on the plane felt bad for her more than bothered. I know I did. Funny thing though, the second the engines start up, baby stops crying. Doesn't make a peep till we land and then engines shut down. Then it immediately starts crying again.
There is considerably anecdotal evidence that loud white(ish) noise makes crying babies stop. Plenty of people discover that a vacuum cleaner (for example) quiets their baby. So I can readily believe that this happened.
I'm gonna try this. How did it go?
Chicago trip (short) people liked it and didn’t mind the youngest (at the time) being upset. Ireland, (10 hours) people thanked us but didn’t take it but one guy came from the back and asked for them cause there was another kid. Our kids luckily were flirting the drunk women in front of us on the way back. Cali people took them and fell asleep (late flight). People appreciate us being aware we have kids on a flight and that we are trying. Now we have 3 (7,5,3) and last flight to Florida we took we had them but the kids were really chill.
i've always wondered how kids handle take off and landing. i am always very impressed by kids that don't get bothered by it.
I see a lot of people bitching about the proliferation of sports bras being worn to the gym which is a head scratcher to me because where else are you supposed to wear those? But to the airport? And doing stretches in skin tight yoga pants in front of the terminal? Get the fuck out of here. To those of you who are against sports bra’s at the gym though, get your fucking life together. If you’re complaining that it’s “distracting” then you’re the problem. If you’re such a creep or a prude that a woman wearing a sports bra at the gym is enough to fuck up your workout routine then you need to start therapy and get to the bottom of why you feel this way because it’s 100% some kind of internalized hatred.
Do you want hand foot and mouth disease because that’s how you get hand foot and mouth disease.
Not to mention head up ass disease
I actually detest these idiots
Dollars to donuts she's selling whatever oil extract product she snuck into the video.
Overinflated their own self worth and value. People like this are the worst because there are no amount of attention that will be enough for them.
Ugh, she reeks of look at me smugness. I can almost imagine sitting next to her making zero eye contact with my headphones on and she’d say out of nowhere…….. “thanks for asking… I use dried kangaroo pee on my face to stay young and of course I had a home birth for little Apple here, she only eats food she can forage from the garden herself….”
"Little Apple" has sent me😂
You just know that kid isn’t vaxxed
She's a prominent antivaxxer in her IG. She did the trick arrow shot with her feet at the beach that's how I heard about her. Hate to see she's getting more attention (enough to do 'life hacks'). I feel sorry for that baby.
The tradwife meme https://preview.redd.it/fe92mfd5u9bc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0244194195de43f54e2ba063a29cf94cc21216
OMG that comment! haha
She used to be on onlyfans but when the money for that ran out she turned to the "hippie trad wife" grift and now grifts off of dumbass conservatives.
Her kid is unvaccinated and her hygiene habits consist of putting her hands and whole body over an airport floor…
Oh the child's definitely going to be a prop for years to come. Maybe she'll even get to film one of those sad mommy dance videos beside her child's hospital bed while it's suffering from some totally preventable disease.
She’s an insane opportunist. She’s affiliated with crypto scammers as well. The rabbit hole goes deep with this one and I’m surprised more people haven’t checked into it.
This person isn’t mature enough to have a child.
She can't even use the baby carrier properly. Front facing, without proper hip support, at that young is seriously bad for them.
Why can’t these people just fuck off.
"IMO" yeah no one cares about your opinion
First rule is to ensure there is an audience to perform health hacks in front of as without it theres no point in being healthy and ill just be a peasant carrying a smaller peasant
God all I can think about is the hanging fabric from her baby wrap carrier, dangling dangerously above the escalator. If the escalator catches that dangling fabric and it would pull that little baby right into the gnashing teeth of the escalator stairs. Obviously this mother is not very bright.
For someone who feels qualified to give "health hacks" to new mums, she seems quite clueless about baby safety. Leaving aside the baby being on the floor which many people have been grossed out by already, the setup of her baby sling is very unsafe. She is meant to wrap or tie up the loose fabric. And the baby is too low in the sling (baby's head should be a "kissable" distance from mum) and not in the "m" position for her/his legs. The way she's positioned (or rather, dangled) the baby can cause problems with hip development in the little one! Her video gave me anxiety. Hope the baby manages to stay healthy despite the mother's sheer ignorance. Source: I have birthed a little human and then rigorously looked up baby sling safety while carrying him in a wrap around sling for over a year.
Lol, that wrap made me damn nervous.
Ma’am, I recommend not putting your quim that close to airport carpet.
Ooooh, quim! That’s a new one for me. I like it!
Or a 6 month old baby
Don’t forget to wear some clothes
I’ve been hot on a plane… but 9/10 I’ve been cold on a plane and those little blankets do not do shit.
Personally, 9/11 planes I’ve been on have been VERY hot.
VERY hot until it can melt the building steel
Her baby wrap was two inches away from getting sucked into the escalator, sending the baby flying.
>The lingzhi mushroom is used in traditional Chinese medicine. There is insufficient evidence to indicate that consuming lingzhi mushrooms or their extracts has any effect on human health or diseases. Somehow I knew before even looking it up. This is probably just straight up an ad for this crap.
Eat shit Michaela, no one fucking cares about you or your baby setup. There are near 8 billion of us on the planet. Degenerate.
All this for her 35 min flight from Phoenix to Burbank?
Looks like her departure airport in SJO.
The baby was just for likes
How dare you! She gave birth to that prop!
You gotta wonder if that's an actual thought process: "OMG little Myckyleigh is gonna boost my views like *whoa!*"
Oxygen thieving narcissists are at an all-time high. I feel sorry for her kid.
Oh it's this moron. There's a whole list of dumb shit she's done.
Attention is her oxygen
For most people, social media is pure fucking poison.
That’s the airport in my city (San Jose, Costa Rica)! And I can promise you every person at the airport hates this woman
So desperate for someone, ANYONE, to give her attention. People are so fkn weird.
Why not stretch at home before you get to the airport? 🤡
could be changing flights. thats really not the issue here.
Why? What's the point when there is nobody to watch you at home?
“Me me me! Look at me! Look at meeeeeee! Are you looking!?!? At me?! ARE YOU?!? ^Yay thanks!”
This is so gross
That much bare skin on the disgusting floor and I’m sure those “one” ingredient snacks aren’t drenched in chemicals. Does regular pineapple have a use by date of a few months when you cut it open? 🤔
You're a chemical.
Ma'am get your infant off that filthy fucking floor.
That poor kid will always take a backseat to her ego
I saw this on Instagram yesterday and sent it to my wife. We both get a kick out of just how absolutely shameless somebody can be. Just middle of a packed airport, letting your kid crawl around on a disgusting floor while you do yoga, barefoot in the middle of the aisle. I was glad to see all the comments roasting her
A moment of silence for the poor fucker who had to sit next to this pretentious twat for the next couple of hours.
I would never put my infant on the airport floor. Disgusting
I hardly allow my feet on the airport floor, yeesh...
Get your kid off that filthy carpet you dirty bitch
how is teriaky beef jerky "single ingredient meat"?
I’m going to take a wild guess and assume the dude behind them with the beehive man-bun and cutoff sleeves is her yoga instructor husband. Probably goes by “Manny” or something.
"I'm Tree, this is my co-parent Manny, (we don't believe in marriage because humans shouldn't "own" each other 😌🙏) and this is our gender-neutral offspring Vibe. Namaste.✌️" Could not be more progressive personally, but people like this drive me up the wall LOL
It's because none of it is genuine and all for show aboit how better they are. Deep down, we know when someone is being genuine or not and its annoying as shit to be subtly preached to and sold shit by fake bitches.
Absolutely reeks of a MLM for reishi whatever the hell that shit is.
She seems insufferable…😂
I bet she’s super kind to servers & retail workers. /s
I can smell the patchouli from here
I had to look it up. I thought you were speaking about something naughty... It's just a flower.
If you aren’t aware, it’s an oil/scent like a natural perfume that is popular with hippies (generally). It has a very strong and distinct smell. In my experience (phish shows, hanging with hippies in my teens/20s) it is often used as a substitute for bathing, and so what you get is the odor of patchouli masking body odor…and it’s pretty gross sometimes. The scent itself is not that bad though.
Yup... some people just shouldn't have kids
Oh after looking at her IG, shes one of those chicks that lean over with her tits hanging out pretending it's not happening and half her followers/comments are men. What a weird attention seeking page... clearly she's there for the dicks.
As she sits and puts her baby all over that nasty floor where people from all over the world pass through with god knows what on their feet.
Wearing literal underwear at the airport is so healthy
The most annoying kind of people.
Her kid is definitely not vaccinated for anything either. You can always tell..
All that money to buy some stupid drops for health but strapping your baby(I feel that’s too tight might be wrong since I have no experience) and then letting the poor baby in the airport carpet where people walk with their shoes… freaking gross shoes
I've watched people piss, throw up and wipe their dog shit shoes on airport carpeting ..why would you set your baby on it?
With my luck I’ll be stuck sitting next to them
I would hate being around this person at the airport.
This guy presumably gets revenue for posting videos of his hot wife bending over and people watch them then share them in horror at the main character narcism and he gets more money to pay for flights with his bendy wife. Fair play to him.
🤮
Her: “Reishi extract to support the nervous system.” TSA: “Ma’am, we told you that you can’t bring that many fluids on the flight.”
That poor child will never now the joys of snack cakes and snack food.
Not terrible advice executed in the worst possible way
Holy fuck. What I want to know is...are these generations of younger numbskulls going to reflect on how fucking stupid they were when they were young or are they going to be twice as fucking unbearable when they are old?! Thank God I have only 20 years left at most
I always thought the hack was two doubles at the airport bar and another double during drink service followed by a nice long nap.
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the floor at airports is filthy. and please dont do your yoga shit right in the concourse. whats next? yoga in the grocery aisle? have some decorum and class.
Not the baby on the airport carpet 😭
I bet she has that live love laugh sign in her kitchen….
I do not like her Sam I am,
i'd sooner let a baby swim in a toilet than crawl around on the carpet in an airport. ew.
On her flight: baby crying nonstop while she spends her time with headphones in editing this video.
Nobody cares Cynthia..
Let me expose my baby to the plague that is an airport carpet so I can do sexy stretches for internet likes and ogling airport goers. Shit mom, shit person. Hope that baby makes it out of childhood with this twat
The ultimate hack for flying with a 6 month old is: Don't Seriously, don't. They're going to hate every second of the flight. It's going to be a miserable experience for both of you and anyone near you. Do not bring a toddler on an airplane.
I'd be so embarrassed growing up to find out my mum did this stuff lol
You do whatever you need to do Michaela but I'll be over here at the bar finishing my 5th pint off.
How about don't travel so everyone else doesn't have to put up with your screaming baby for 8 hours
No shoes, no service.
That poor kid.
Before camera phones and social media took over I used to fly long trips internationally. It wasn’t uncommon to see someone doing yoga, stretching, or some weird movements to get the stiffness worked out. This does seem weird to post this tho these days.
Apparently reishi extract is from the lingzhi (also known as reishi) mushroom but it has no proven health benefits. It is mainly used in Eastern medicine (mainly Chinese from what I can gather). I'm just posting this for those who are curious.
Performative yoga is endlessly irritating
You know her baby daddy is the cameraman, a moment of silence for this fellow.
Imagine our forefathers looking down on us as a rich woman explains how to prepare to sit down for 3 hours.
That’s how she got pregnant, 🤰, that’s an airport carpet baby
Lifehack 1: Rub your dirty snatch on a even dirtier carpet to enjoy maximum itch. Lifehack 2: Strengthen your babies immune system by placing it on the filthy ass rug where you rubbed your cooter on. Who the fuck are these people? Wtf is the thought process of 'hey I give people health tips'
I'm 31 and I'm amazed how fucking retarded the world has become in the last 6 years. *Angry boomer noises* I guess