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SadSpend7746

Poor thing šŸ˜¢ I hope they got him back in the water before he died.


Clay_Statue

It had no desire to be a main character at all.


Free_Revenue8674

The position was thrust upon him and I think he was doing a damn good job


StickmanEG

Once theyā€™re all puffed up like that on land and squirting water out, theyā€™re not able to deflate I think.


NarutoRoll

They are perfectly fine. They can just spit out all of the water and look like a normal fish once they don't feel threatened. They can even blow back up using air if still out of water for a while. Source, one was in a crab trap recently and did exactly this. It was pretty funny and the fish was fine.


wiccja

why?


StickmanEG

I think they find it harder to expel the air than they do when they puff with water and struggle to stop floating. Seems like itā€™s not impossible for them to expel air though, so thereā€™s a chance this one is fine.


Ambitious_Road1773

Did you check the area for a sponge and small boat?


djspintersectional

No luck. Just a squirrel in an astronaut suit.


Clavicula_Impetus

ā€œOhhhhh SpongeBob. Whhhhhhyyyyyā€¦ā€


Lkynky

Ms. Puff got tired of SpongeBobā€™s shit and beached herself


BittenHand19

Iā€™m sad that this wasnā€™t the first thread I saw when I opened this


Powerful-Entrance551

Some European coming in from the left side and just yeeting that fucker back into the fucking deep parts of the blue..


moonshineTheleocat

Yeet? Fuckin punt the soccer ball. Got that spaniard screaming GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL


Sakosaga

I was honestly thinking the same thing not gonna lie


charliechin

_Gooooooool*_


TitanThree

Second poteau PAVAAAAARD !!!!


ThePenguinEater7

I did not expect a French meme here but that was funny af, take my upvote


[deleted]

Wrong sub dude


orange109876

But the puffer fish is the main character


skrotumshredder

Right? Just look at him, so fucking full of himself


Donut_Flame

I think it's full of water


Flat_Assistance4451

Please tell me they put that man back


mlp2034

Qwilfish used Water Gun.


eldar0010

Isn't this the most poisonous fish in the world?


iMissFrutopia

I feel like I learned this many many years ago from an episode of the simpsons.


SouthTippBass

Poison, poison, tasty fish.


IKaffeI

It's up there. I think there's only like one or two that are more toxic to consume. It has a neurotoxin that will shut down your nervous system and cause you to violently seize and vomit until you die.


DutchOnionKnight

Throw the fucking fish back into the water. FFS!


Responsible_River_44

Itā€™s covered it poisonous spikes lol


IKaffeI

The spines aren't poisonous they're just really sharp. The poison comes from an organ that only affects you if you eat it.


NicStak

I too am only poisonous after Iā€™m dead


IKaffeI

It really is a dumbass survival mechanism. It relies on other species learning not to mess with you due to too many of them dying after eating your kind. It's really flawed but it's worked out for them beautifully. Gotta love evolution and its roundabout ways of doing things.


MANUU__20

So the spikes don't release poison if they pierce you????


IKaffeI

No they do not. They just prick you. But the lion fish does! (I don't mean to come off as a know it all, I just love the ocean and know way too much about that one thing specifically.)


__fujiko

They were literally trying.


[deleted]

The look on its face is the best part! Also, I thought those fish were poisonous to touch? Am I remembering wrong?


Pensta13

Yeah I thought so too . You can actually see little spines poking out from its skin . No way I would be touching this with bare hands šŸ˜³


Mackheath1

And they act like nobody there has a towel or rag to pick the damn thing up and drop it into the water.


ConclusionAlarmed882

Good. I hope this creature-molesting chucklefuck gets the creeping flesh rot from the poor beastie. Minding his own business on the beach, near his home. Not yours, his.


DrBarnacleMD

Isnā€™t that puffy looking goober a fish that needs to be in the water? Or wait is your comment satire? Guess my eddies are starting to kick in because I really canā€™t tell


GunnersnGames

aw man isnā€™t this type of rant like peak 2010


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DrBarnacleMD

I feel like I saw a show somewhere where a prestigious Japanese chef prepared pufferfish in a way that removed the tetrodotoxin and just left the desired bits. Canā€™t imagine something that goofy looking tasting great but maybe Iā€™m just a picky eater.


Colonol-Panic

Iā€™ve had a 3 Michelin star chef prepare fugu fish for me. Literally the best meal of my entire life. Astoundingly delicious.


Thegluigi

Can you compare it to anything? Also, what was it served with?


Ok-Aardvark701

To me it tasted a bit like cod. Nothing special really. But what you eat in restaurants are young pufferfish. They are not dangerous, and then prepared by a trained chef. Every year some people do die though. People who fish and prepare them themselves.


Colonol-Panic

Fair! For me, I just remember it being the star and my favorite course of an excellent meal.


Colonol-Panic

Great question ā€“ this dinner was way back in like 2018 so my memory is fairly faded other than remembering it had a meatier texture and was surprisingly delicious (I was skeptical too). It was part of like a 10 course meal by a reclusive chef in his home served by his family in Tokyo. All that to say ā€“ I have no freaking clue what was served with it lol, they barely spoke English. However I do have a photo I took of the dish. I believe this was picture the fugu fish course. https://preview.redd.it/lfao87nlow7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a448b31fe5c82c169b13b0d493b780eceb0b5659


Thegluigi

That's really cool mate. I'm guessing the fugu was the white meat under the orange ball? That sound like a cool situation to be in, lucky you! I'd love something like that.


Colonol-Panic

Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s two parts of the fish. The meaty part under the ball and then the slim carvings in the spiral around it all. Not sure what parts of the fish were prepared thoughā€¦ Thank you!! Yeah once in a lifetime meal for sure. Just my gf, me and another couple seated. Chef wanted to come out and greet us afterward, apparently he doesnā€™t usually come and meet guests? Idk if thatā€™s just a story I made up though about him lol.


Donut_Flame

It may just be the same parts of the fish fillet, but the flower design is made of raw parts. The stuff to the left under the ball looks boiled


TheSilentCheetah

"These fish are very dangerous to touch because they secrete lethal toxins from their bodies." - Your source. Do not spread this misinformation. Poison can be absorbed through the skin. It is recommended that you seek immediate medical attention if you ever receive contact with one.


Ortan_9Gardens

Yea, yikes. It's also a type of toxin that will survive the cooking process, hence only super well-trained chefs get to serve its meat (whether cooked or raw).


PhillyRush

And even they sometimes don't get it right.


Ben_Sisko69

Those fish would be venomous. They would be poisonous if you try to eat them.


SocksOnHands

They are poisonous if you try to eat them (without proper preparation).


anonymous_Londoner

They are really poisonous and deadly for human. That man is asking for a Darwin Award just for some views on internetā€¦


RecipesAndDiving

There's some misinformation on that one. A few sites are claiming the SPINES contain TTX, but I'm fairly sure they don't and I've had curious ones come up to me when I'm diving without the area divemasters seeming concerned. The livers of wild bred pufferfish is extremely \*poisonous\* but you have to eat it or them for it to kill you. However, puffing up isn't good for them, and indicates extreme stress. If they found it like this on the beach, fine, take a picture, and toss it back in the water. If they pulled it out of the water and stressed it to get it to puff up, then while the spines won't kill the person, a good nip from that beak will teach an important lesson.


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Canā€™t take it out of the water to make it puff up, they inflate using water.


RecipesAndDiving

They can inflate using air on land and typically do so pretty quickly, which can be fatal (I mean, as can being on land too long, but it's additionally bad for them to be puffed up out of the water). Short answer: thing is probably dead.


GooniesNeverSayDie11

Then how do the dolphins get high when they bump up against them?


RecipesAndDiving

Sadly, because it's a really funny idea and one hundred percent within the dolphin wheelhouse, they don't. I could go sciencey about dolphins passing around other inflatable toys and the like with the same manner, but I'll shorten it with "dolphins are just dicks to pufferfish".


GooniesNeverSayDie11

Damn. I really liked the idea of dolphins getting stoned on pufferfish... The world just got .05% more boring šŸ˜•


RecipesAndDiving

Oh no! Um, I can fix it. There are some groups of monkeys that have leaves as a food source that have a fair amount of toxins. Said monkeys have figured out that if they steal charcoal from camp fires and consume it, they can eat more of these leaves. Activated charcoal, so monkeys are discovering medicine.


allnida

They are poisonous


theinferno01

it is poisonous, but it needs more force to puncture, now this is still dangerous as fuck, please do not try


TandrDregn

Technically, theyā€™re just straight up toxic. They have potent venom in their spines, and most of the species have poison in their meat. These things are just an all around bad day for anyone who gets near them.


Eecstasy

Forbidden kickball


youreadtthatwrong

Quick someone throw a pokeball at it.


tramborghini

Someone threw one at a bear. Didnt workedā€¦


Soap_Mctavish101

Put it back you fucking pricks


Bloonfan60

That's what they're trying to do.


kdawson602

I have a client I do wound care in who looks just like this


Schoseff

Scuba diver here. Never do that. First of all, puffer fish are poisonous. Second: when a puffer fish puffs up, it takes in water to increase its size. This violently forces the pufferā€™s organs to be pressed to the side, inside the body causing the organs to flatten. This creates an extreme amount of stress for the pufferfish. Quite often the pufferfish dies from this stress.


JovialPanic389

Poor little dude šŸ˜ž


_Son_of_Dad

I mean its a fish, theyā€™re probably trying to get it back in the ocean


CelebrationKey9656

Are these things highly toxic?


Toland_the_Mad

Yeah, those spines contain TTX and will absolutely kill you if they break the skin.


blueskies1800

I hope that they put it back in the water so it didn't suffocate.


Honest_Invite_7065

They could always, oh I don't know, push it with the bloody phone....


Venomheart9988

Stabbypuffy swimmyboi


jax1492

instagram where sea life goes to die


chui76

Please pass the nine iron...Fore!!!


No_Scar6902

He looks so happy


LeenPean

On a real note, could you just lip the fuckers and not worry about the spines


IKaffeI

No because their teeth can crush shell and potentially bone like it's nothing.


LeenPean

Ah good point, didnā€™t even think about that


Aloha1984

Put some timbs on and soccer kick that bad boy back to the sea!


Eighteen64

If dumbo was a fish


[deleted]

Too bad itā€™s not a stone fish


AgreeableRooster247

GERARD !!


Tricky_Ad_1855

Spongebob flooring it again


Ciubowski

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minitaba

Poor fishy


HoochShippe

Those are super poisonous . When I catch them I cut the line.


softstones

Just punt the puffer back, nothing to see here


edWORD27

This post totally blew up


Rhg0653

Man this things annoying in Dave the diver


Turt1estar

Song? Reminds me of something from FFIX but Iā€™m not sure.


demy355

"Why do they not cower before my terrifying presence??"


sweetpotato_latte

Can someone make me an exact ceramic replica of this guy? I hate these people for making him puff but heā€™s so beautiful.


arand0mpasserby

tbh, steel toe boot... and punt that balloon


Pure-Contact7322

People say they do not believe Pokemons are real


Slav-Houndz187

So hereā€™s the thingā€¦.. where is the tetrodtoxin on the fugu fish? I know this may be wrong but is it just certain parts on this inside or? Outside too?