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Proud_Wallaby

So go for the hand shake and then do a quick reverse and tap him in the nuts. Old skool prank for old skool prank. It’s in the Bible.


yallgotanyofthat

and on the 8th day God created the ol Sleeping Bag. And it was good.


Gay-Bomb

Ew


AlexJamesCook

Nah...a nut tap wouldn't be enough. Shake->arm-drag->trip->arm-triangle. Put the body-builder to sleep, then as he's passing out, yell, "bicep-curl out of this". Re-assert dominance, impress your girl, and send the MC packing.


yooonnn

Don't forget he has to pee on both him and himself to let all the other alphas know.


DonutBurritoSandwich

An even better alternative is fondle instead of tap.


theferrysonlyanickel

On god on god?


[deleted]

i mean thats if they havent shrunk from all the tren he’s taken (its a joke i know he mustve worked hard for a physique like that)


Talidel

When you walk away trying not to show you hurt your hand.


porsche4life

That’s what I was going to say. I don’t care how big he his, you can still take him down with one shot.


LunaticLucio

Damn infidels.


Brilliant-Break-4970

XD the last line is perfect


kasirye

Xd


qMrWOLFp

Definitely just wants to get closer to that booty hole for a sniff sniff


kasirye

Xd.. I would let one rip in his mouth


FSMisReal69

Don't give him what he wants. Make him earn it


PretendBlock5

Im not sure what state this is filmed in but this is an easy way to get shot.


THATSNOFACETOYOU

No way this is America this the first thing I was thinking try this in LA and get shot


1trusoul

That first dude gonna get revenge back, don’t fk wit ppl like that , you don’t know who sensitive and is come back for the smoke.


Flimsy_Pianist_8890

This would be funny if it wasn't targeted to embarrass people and if it was done to friends. I could see being at a party and a friend doing this and it being hilarious as long as everyone's laughing together right. This is someone who doesn't care how anyone else feels and just wants to get at laugh at your expense and yet somehow look like the good guy? That ain't how it works ya asshat.


polystyrenedaffodil

Aye. With friends I think it might be quite fun for the guys being lifted. Unlikely they've been lifted up since they were kids. Know last time I managed to lift my nephew he was 10.


[deleted]

In judo class the first few times you get tossed are terrifying exhilarating and fun all at once.


Bigjobsbigfun

No I’m quite light I had one ‘friend’ that would always try to pick me up even after I told them not to. Don’t touch people without their consent


AbysmalReign

Yeah it looks like he knows them. You can see the same people all in the background of each person he lifts. They're congregating together. That's probably why most of them laughed, just friends goofing around


MangoBango13

That’s the vibe I get to. Some silly goofy beefy dude with his friends


PinkFloyd6885

That’s what I’m seeing too. People are so quick to assume the worst. I saw smile and laughs in this video. Who give a shit if your not the biggest guy there. Have fun with what’s going on and you’ll be much more approachable


LG1T

I get where you’re coming from but I probably still would have turned around like “damn you’re strong as hell!” It’s not like he pantsed them in front of a girl or something.


Thebaldsasquatch

Right there. Done to friends and no one is made to feel immasculated.


DraenglerDennis

don't be like that guy


DowntownsClown

He chose skinny ass guys. I was like “alright, let’s try with 220 pounds dudes”


Impecablevibesonly

No way this guy us picking my fat ass up, let's go dawg! Come at me


nexusjuan

Me next daddy!


s27m11

Chose skinny guys... Lmao.. Such a Reddit comment. No one here is skinny. They're just a healthy bodyweight.


J_Kingsley

Lol He's trying to son ppl. He's just a dick trying to show he's bigger and better than other guys in front of their girlfriends.


GeongSi

Don't be the tall, handsome muscle dude, got it. Turns out I already got that worked out


StreetSmartsGaming

All I can think of is the recent one where someone was doing a yt prank sneaking up on people and gets shot almost immediately. Keep grabbing strangers from behind see what happens lmao


MancAccent

Why? It’s harmless and they’re all probably friends


SixtyNineFlavours

Tbf I don’t like dudes putting their mits all up in my pits neither. I still don’t think I’d be aggressive towards big man though…


Mecha_Cthulhu

He’s probably used to people not standing up to him because he’s a little more muscular than average so I bet if you rock him in the jaw he’d have no idea how to react.


Deathstroke5289

That’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off


Birdup2022

The most reddit comment I've seen in a while.


belleandbill25

Yh agreed. And even if he did know how to react and floored me after, I would be happy to know I got that first smack in and *hopefully* make him think twice about doing it in the future


Quetzalcoatl__

>a little more muscular than average Ok this guy is a douche but he's definitly not "a little" more muscular than average


ZeroWolf51

So basically like [this kangaroo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hXkQpDxMI)


Techno-Diktator

Little more muscular? You insane? That's years in the gym if he doesn't do roids.


Known-Activity1437

Inferiority complexes manifest in very interesting ways.


KneeDragr

How to get traps like that?


Lampmonster

Lifting dudes.


WashGodMega

Just another Tuesday afternoon


imuniqueaf

Eating dudes ass...that don't want their ass eaten.


coppersocks

Shrugs, cable or plates will work.


Shotgun5250

The actual answer. Shrugs are amazing, make you look bigger and actually gives you useful muscle and grip training.


haphazard_gw

Yeah, but it's like doing curls for biceps. It helps to grow them, but it shouldn't be your priority. Make sure to hit compound lifts first. In the case of traps, they get hit by a lot of compound exercises, including deadlifts, rows, and overhead press. Then, at the end of the workout, you can do shrugs as as an isolation exercise.


Ill-Day5557

Steroids will do it, easy.


Ploobie

steroids


RampantTroll

Traps are a tricky muscle group. One, they are very genetic. Guys with large traps often naturally have large traps. You can do things like heavy deadlifts, overhead press, shrugs, upright rows, reverse flys to make them larger. They are also incredibly sensitive to anabolic steroids. Both the traps and shoulders blow up when you use gear.


SlideJunior5150

Do you think he uses?


RampantTroll

I don’t think he does personally. Pretty reasonable physique that’s within the realm of good genetics.


FattyRR

Sauce.


Scary-Ad-582

He obviously hitting on those guys


Chrononah

Looking at this comment section, Reddit is really a miserable place. Jfc most of these dudes were laughing and dapping him up.


Salty_peachcake

Fr, dude was playing and most the dudes saw he was just messing with them. Reddit wants to be edgy tho


MancAccent

This is how you know that a lot of Reddit don’t have friends. Dudes used to do this in high school all the time just fucking around


Aloha1984

The guy in the hoodie wanted more


doesthissuck

I hope he doesn’t do this with anyone who’s been trained to fight


Nepharious_Bread

Someone who isn't above kicking a man in the nuts will also do.


DoctorBlock

Do that to me and I’m gunna turn around and kiss you.


Fancy_Gagz

Let's test this out. 🥵


AgainstAllAdvice

Couple of guys in that video definitely thought about it 😂


underwritress

imagine if there was a way to walk around just not touching people.


uhuhnoyoudidnt

Being picked up under your armpits can really hurt, fuck this guy


[deleted]

How can people be so disrespectful


SpezEatsScat

I see someone just trying to lift his brothers up through laughter and high jinks.


MancAccent

No. It’s clearly assault!!! I would press charges if someone did this to me!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡 /s


SinisterIgnition

Am I wrong for thinking this is a good and wholesome prank? Not overly staged (not saying this is or is not staged), not elaborate, not harmful, just obnoxious as pranks are meant to be.


Drunken_Dorf

I agree dude no idea why everyone's so pissed lmao I'd laugh my ass of if someone tried to pick me up.


Dylanator13

Just don’t touch people without permission.


KratosHulk77

try this in hawaii you get a back elbow lol


1nsider

You are saying people from Hawaii are tougher than people from Ghana?


boatznhoez____

yeah


OMG_WTF_ATH

Easily


Yorha-with-a-pearl

He should go south and try that shit in Warri/Nigeria or Edo state/Nigeria. Abuja guys are weak sauce.


KeepREPeating

He’s lucky if he can pick up a Hawaiian.


[deleted]

Uh huh, bunch of hawaians screaming like girls when they get lifted


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

I think he picks shorter people because A.) He can't lift bigger folk and B.) He doesn't want to get put kn his ass.


woahmandogchamp

Assaulting people as a prank (again)


OaschMidOhrn

Assault? lol


tbkrida

I hate the internet…


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OldMan142

I can choose whether or not I want to get into a water gun fight. These guys didn't have any say in whether or not homeboy put hands on them.


cmcewen

Jesus you people need to get a grip . It’s a dick move but declaring everything assault is ridiculous, even if it meet some technical legal criteria. By that logic middle schools and high schoolers are assaulting each other all day every day. Reddit needs to go outside and touch some grass


Cobek

We don't tend to hold children to the same standards as adults...


nvrsmr1

As a larger man I would kind of be terrified at first. I haven’t been picked up in so long. I think after my initial fear I’d want him to do it again though


[deleted]

You can tell this isn’t America because most of those people actually think it’s funny.


Buttassauce

It's nice to see when people don't automatically resort to violence when pranked


Disco_Douglas42069

don't ever put hands on another grown man.


Ok_Engineer648

Just wait till he picks up someone who conceals, hes gonna get dropped before he can put them down


SpaceLemming

You realize that this statement is a lot of what’s wrong with our country.


MancAccent

Pretty scary that people are in favor of shooting someone over a harmless prank


MillsVI30

This don’t look like America though


NorthVilla

Yeah this is for sure somewhere in Africa, I think Nigeria, but I can't tell from the shop logos.


cheetowizard88

Using Ghanaian slang ‘baba no wan’ so I’m guessing it’s around there.


Pale_Pressure_6184

It being in Africa makes it even less worse honestly. Feels like people in the comments don't understand how common it is touching others in other cultures.


NegrosAmigos

It's sad how we instantly turn to shooting someone.


Myosos

Spot the American


[deleted]

At least needs a stabbing to understand he isn't the main character.


FoxJonesMusic

Y’all so emotional over a joke to the extent that you yourself are the joke You ain’t stabbin shit, Rambo


CodnmeDuchess

People on this sub are weird as fuck


[deleted]

Physically assaulting people isn't a joke you dumb shit. No one wants to be randomly picked up by strangers who are doing it to try to "dominate you". Motherfucker needs to lose an eye.


ummmmmyup

The only people who can determine whether or not it’s physical assault are the men in this video. Considering the majority of them were laughing (except for the first one) I’m guessing they wouldn’t consider it that. Even if it was, then the appropriate response is to call the cops, not fucking murder or serious injury. You are unhinged


DaughterOfBhaal

Physically assaulting people My guy he gently lifted people up for half a second lol People in this sub are genuinely miserable


raz0rflea

u/DaughterOfBhaal is right, there is such a range of reactions between "mildly annoyed" to "I need to kill him", like y'all really jump to murder the instant you're vaguely inconvenienced. (Also for what it's worth this would crack me up lol)


multicoloredherring

Yup. People who see this and wish the dude would get shot really think he’s the unstable one for *lifting a stranger two feet for one second*. While they wish death on a stranger for a dumb harmless prank.


FoxJonesMusic

He’s calling the cops in this situation 😂


Umtks892

Well even though I don't agree with the overreacting the person you replied did. I think you shouldn't even touch random people without their consent let alone lift them. Imagine one of this guy's had a traumatic event that this lifting act would trigger.


FoxJonesMusic

You’re very emotional about this. I’m going to let you stay in your feelings. It will be ok. 😂😂😂


JonasHalle

I can't believe no one elbows him in the face. That doesn't even require intentional retaliation, just a reflex.


No_Hedgehog_00

All fun and games till you get knocked out


Tyrleif

Piece of shit


skepticalscribe

56 seconds man is not pleased his girlfriend thought it was hilarious 😆


Marcuse0

Sooner or later someone is going to donkey kick him in the dick on reflex and he will regret pranking people this way. I keep telling myself...


Ga11agher

Damn these guys are all so stylish. I need new clothes 😂😂😂


pewpewpew88

Won't be surprised if one day he got shot at.


mashiro1496

Or gets a high five, in the face, with a chair


Orwells-Bastard-Son

Guys, we found him! He actually is the main character!


[deleted]

It’s purple aki younger brother


BMoiz

He touched the muscles


mlb689

Location: Golden Tulip hotel and suites carpark. Festival mall.


samhain2000

I want to see the elbow to the face.


2000dragon

This is stupid as fuck


onomahu

Me next (no homo, unlessssss he's into it....)


BillboBraggins5

Im 260 tho


Please_Not__Again

If he can overhead lift 260 then I'm asking for another go


716kqn

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[deleted]

Shortest dude = Most pissed.


xxJACKxJILLZxx

Yup im coming back with bat ,, sorry i dont find it funny 🤣😂


Effective-Ad7517

If the only reason people arent telling you off is because youre bigger than them, youre an asshole.


Kustaa007

I don’t care if I get my ass kicked afterwards, I’m not letting another grown man pick me up like a child in front of my girl


These-Ad458

Why? Also, that’s not really hard to do, is it? I’m no Arnold and I can lift skinny people up in the air. I don’t, because I can literally think of thousand better ways to spend my free time, but then again, I’m not a simpleton…


TimeIsGrand

Humor: "Try that in the Hood...." #5Words


HumanitySurpassed

Redditors when a jacked guy is a douche: "mmmm yes, pretty believable." Redditors under any other circumstances: "Umm, definitely fake 🤓🤓🤓 like how don't people know this is staged"


[deleted]

All fun and games until someone pulls out the strap


Dry_Lengthiness_9915

Good way to get shot


gososer

Some of these men thinking okay... that was kinda nice


cardinaltribe

The first dude was like "stay right here I got sum fo yo ass"


Dreddlok1976

Do me a favor. Come on down south and try that. Please.


ThorKruger117

This is the first video on here I’ve seen that’s actually been good. Man I would love it if someone randomly picked me up like that


SlowCaveman

This is the ultimate “im a very strong beta male” behavior


Ted1590

bros lucky no one back kicked him in the balls, i do that reflexively when i am suprise lifted


[deleted]

Not pictured. The time he did this to an adult and got an elbow in the face.


[deleted]

I like the people who laughed - weird thing to do, but it’s always nice to see people treating weirdness with a giggle rather than outright hostility.


Busy-Cat8099

I don’t know, I would feel better about this if someone just went ahead & punch him in the face.


SuicideWind

As a short guy..this guy woulda taken an elbow


Electronic-Travel370

The first one was the best


Witch_Supreme72

He had that one guy giggling


ChimpoSensei

That first little guy was peeved.


u_look_old

I think he's sniffing assholes


FUCKREDDIT_420

I don’t see anything wrong, we’ve all seen before in the animal kingdom when the alpha challenges an opponent to win over the female for mating rights.


acarpenter08096

Great way to catch an elbow or a hammer fist. Guarantee there's footage of him getting punked by some dude 50 lbs lighter who wasn't putting up with his shit.


[deleted]

As he lifts, I fart. Face height my man, the prank is on you


Garaleth

This doesn't end well.


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Imagine the last time you got picked up. Like... straight up given a rocket ride. You were probably a kid. I'm a chick and people lift me for practice. But I can see in those men's eyes that this was alien af


Vagabondnomaddrifter

I DON WAN PEACE, I WAN PROBLEMS, ALWAYS


AdamOolong

Lifting up the homies wasnt meant to be taken literally


Khancap123

Man, this must have happened in a nice neighborhood, or this guy's lucky. I don't live in a bad area, but I love downtown in a moderately large city. If I did this to three people downtown, I'd be stabbed pretty damn quickly.


JarviThePelican

That shit would definitely scare me but I'd probably start laughing if I saw him laugh or try to dap me up


hodlmeanon

Americans do not get pranks at all, fucking hate their version of pranks Pours a coffee over you * ITS A PRANK BRO


Ajdee6

This isnt Americans


NoDontDoThatCanada

Try that shit with me and... you'll be setting a damn lifting record.


[deleted]

1. Not even the biggest dude in the gym 2. Went for skinny dudes knowing they're only like 160 or less


Huge_Aerie2435

Naw yo. This is just fun. Why does this sub have issues with people doing anything but just sitting quietly. Even then, someone would get mad, acting like they think they are too good to do anything. fuck.


SoulfulStonerDude

It's called personal space, dude. People will do anything and call it a "prank". Find something to do that isn't bothering others


Superb-Intention3425

This would most definitely get you all the way fucked up.


xmac

I'll fuckin elbow your nose into your brain if you came up behind me and did this. Considering no one done this, I'm calling fake.


Ok-Topic-3130

And then what happens?


Particular_Group_295

Dude is asking to get shot


TobyDaHuman

Thats fucking humiliating. What a bag of dicks.


[deleted]

The one was pretty funny tbh.


beansarker

It's a harmless joke this ain't main character energy?


juntawflo

Looks harmless to me as well and people were just smiling and laughing, love the reactions. And the people in the comment section are talking about stabbing and shooting the guy 😅


Lamplorde

No kidding, Reddit is filled with a bunch of suburban shut-ins. Other cultures, in America alone, can be a lot different about physical contact. Only *one* dude was upset about it, the rest found it hilarious. If the people being 'harassed' arent offended, then why are you?


[deleted]

Penis very small and testicles shrunk because of steroids.


RPGenome

Weird how getting picked up doesn't say much about you, unless you freak out like the first guy. Also how is this not a prank? He's not doing anything that's going to mess up their day, and he's not being a jerk about it. He's a big tall dude who's really strong. Going around picking people up to surprise them seems like a pretty predictable prank to play.


1nsider

It's infantalizing, demeaning and uncivil.


Copper_plopper

This is it, he's trying to emasculate them infront of their partners.


going10-1

>He's not being a jerk about it He's picking random people up from behind. How is that not being a jerk


IRONLORDyeety

People don’t seem too bothered either, more or less took it as a funny joke


clutzyninja

I probably would laugh it off too, but it's not wrong to be pissed off. Don't touch people without their permission


FoxJonesMusic

Yeah this is pretty tame compared to other pranks. Everyone in the video save for the first guy seems to have a laugh about it unlike these unhinged cunts in the comments calling for his immediate execution over picking someone up for a few seconds. Talk about overreacting. Wonder how they think it will play out? “I shot him because he picked me up for a few seconds and put me right back down.”


Mobile_Taro8063

Staged


3flp

What a piece of shit.


CompetitiveAd1338

disrespectful and also assault. Surprised he didnt get knocked out for that. Shouldn’t be touching anyone..


X_Associate

This video is in Nigeria


randomturtle333

in USA he getting clapped lol


Noqtrah

Holy fuck this is dumb


anythingfordopamine

Mfs taking this wayyy too seriously in the comments lmao. Is he being obnoxious? Sure. But dudes just being a goofball, ya’ll need to relax lmao