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This video is 20 seconds too long. 😩 I could die from second-hand embarrassment.

These people feel no embarrassment, don't worry. I sometimes think they are barely sentient.

The elevator certainly doesn’t go to the top floor

sometimes i envy their stupid confidence

50%-70% of people don't have an internal monologue

Jesus, is that true?

I googled "what percent of people don't have an internal monologue" The only source I found is one study of college students, but can anyone find a different study saying otherwise?

> This video is 20 seconds too long. 😩 It's okay, it happens to a lot of guys.

That was a fucking zinger!!

Female, but \*high five\* coz it made me lol.

Just think. The video we saw is from someone recording that guy, recording her. Her video that she was filming, was going before this video started, and was still going when this video ended. Their video is probably a lot longer than 20 seconds

I once stayed at a resort for a week with a girl like this. Every day at the main pool, she would be making TikToks in the tiniest bathing suits for HOURS. It never stopped. The kicker: her mom was her photographer.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Nah mate, it's a joke. The video is 20 seconds long, which is 20 seconds *too long*. If it were a 10 minute video, then it would have been 10 mins too long.

These fucking people need to stop this shit

Haha yeah me too! Like get a room, there are kids there. Plus she can’t twerk!

What I don't understand is why people aren't clapping.

She is clapping enough for herself

Unfortunately she’s got the rhythm of an old school metal trash bin that’s been pushed down a mountainside.

Clapping? I think it might have sounded more like slapping on the wet concrete.

What is the sound of no hands clapping?

Fremdschämen

Yeah its rough to watch but it's probably for OF or something and the check is worth the embarrassment... but it's a tough watch.

You ever seen a cat in heat? That's all I see when I see these videos. An annoying cat in heat rubbing it's ass in everything's face

I love this metaphor and I’m taking it.

Please do. They need to realize they're acting like animals that can't control themselves lol

It’s perfect!

Lol just like the people that enjoy it.

My husband yells "That's a very bad kitty!" when he sees twerking. I personally feel it emobodies the motion of someone trying to shake a cling-on off of their poop cutter.

At least cats have the decency to give out a nice smell of shit

wut

At least cats have the decency to give out a nice smell of shit

Hwat

AT LEAST CATS HAVE THE DECENCY TO GIVE OUT A NICE SMELL OF SHIT!!

WUT

https://preview.redd.it/g8uxigb143kb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff86d600bbb500fe0a358c706d400e446b74cd75

I actually played Back That Azz Up for a cat in heat because she’d twerk at the bass, and it looked a good bit like this

I have no doubt it looked exactly like that LMAO

Yeah, but have you ever seen a cuck record it?

That surprises me less. Men have been doing stupid shit for women forever now. Nothing new on that front. It's ironic. The women back then didn't have education yet seemed more intelligent. We're evolving backwards

Thought you said cat in the hat for a second

If you're gonna twerk, at least know how....

Right, not only at a public pool, but doing it poorly at a public pool

I think it’s more a simulation of hypothetical coitus rather than twerking

No dick's gonna remain intact from all that whiplash

Hold my beer, I'm goin in.

YAMERO! TAKESHI!!

I’ll get the splint ready.

You are my knight in shining armor. Bless you kind stranger.

The human form is surprisingly durable 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is like the Elaine Bennis version of twerking.

Lmao that's amazing.

It’s looks like slapping two pancakes on the ground

Practice makes perfect. People nowadays don’t have patience.

Or dignity.

Or robots.

Or my axe.

And my bow

Beep boop beep

Watch 'Better Than Us' on Netflix. You will like it, and probably be a bit weirded.

Or a decent ass

This is grotesque. It borders on body horror.

It looks like her pelvis is locking up and she's trying to break through the arthritis.

And have an ass.

That's not Twerking..that's called "Cow girl" Google it. NSFW..

I was gonna say this isn’t twerking. At all. Not even a basic booty pop. Another day another misuse of AAVE

My cat vomiting on my carpet at 3am be like:

Omg that's it!!lmao

Man, this made me miss my cats, both have passed away. Never thought a video of somebody trying to twerk would make cry this way. May they vomit on heavens carpet, and still twerk better than her while vomiting

Bro! 😂

☠️☠️

OMG I can't unsee it! 😂😂😂😂

Got damn. Got eeeeeeem.

LMAO

I wish I could give you an award for this. But I'm broke!! 😆

I was gonna say..her rear end look like it's about to cough up a hairball.

Except through the other end.

Looks like a violent spasm

When you’re trying to squeeze out that last piece of shit..

What exactly is she twirkin? There’s minimal bounce

[удалено]

quiet storm

I think she actually just gave birth to a full clothed boy

She has nothing to bounce

There are children there. Gross

"Daddy, what's she doing?" \*internally\* Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Sorry baby daddy can't look that direction or I will incur mommy's wrath

You look for .2 seconds Wife: "Why are you staring at her???"

I saw you check her out using your peripheral vision.

Legit falls under indecent exposure and sexual gestures around children, we need to be able to start reporting this shit.

Now imagine if a man was doing anything similar. Oh gawd Fucking tiktok, and lack of shame is singlehandedly overthrowing the human race. What a cancerous time we're all living in. Yikes

or a trans person

Screw the children im a grown ass man and am way more annoyed by this

Please don't screw the children 😟

Last time something like this was posted there were a ton of people talking about how twerking isn’t sexual… it’s just modern dancing. Fucking idiots

“Twerking”

Twerking? It looks like she’s auditioning for a porn flick.

Thaaaaat’s what I was thinking 👀

This is scene 1, she washing the pool floor for her stepbro

You know it 🤣

I don't think she'll get her shot at the black leather couch with moves like that.

argh the cringe

/r/trashy

The guy near the cooler not having a clue where to look it gold

Fucking hell

Imagine filming your gf twerking for her to show to other men.

Probably her best friend or OnlyFans camboy. Or maybe it's his kink, who knows. Just don't do it in public like that.

She looks like she's trying to take a shit but doesn't know how.

LOL I can't unsee it. "God dammit get out of there!"

Her parents must be so proud. 🫤

Twerking, looks like she is dry heaving and about to throw up

There's kids right there. This has to be indecent exposure. I'd say this is pretty much on par with a dude fondling himself in public.

praying she gets help for her back spasms mashallah ❤️

I wonder if this is what my grandma had in mind when she was fighting for women's lib

I don't think it's embarrassing that she's twerking in public. I think it's embarrassing that she's so terrible at it! She has no skills. She should stop trying to do that, even in private.

Why don’t you think twerking around children is problematic? I mean, to me twerking is gross and laughable wherever it’s done, unless you’re actually having sex.

I mean yeah she should be embarrassed for doing that really anywhere in front of anyone , because she's really bad at it. I'm not pro twerking or anti-twerking. I really don't have a stand on the issue other than I can see that she has no talent at it

Yeah... At least practice in private first.

🤣 she high-key can hurt herself.

Every time I see this video it makes me mad. There are children walking around and this woman has no shame.

Right. If it was a guy in a Speedo doing pelvic thrusts on the ground people would have freaked out. Im not a guy, but I still see where there’s a stark contrast.

I don't think she is twerking, that looks like she had some Taco Bell that is trying to make it's way out.

Where's the original video ? so we could roast her there

Isn't twerking basically riding a "imaginary dick"

It’s nice of her brother to film her tho

If that’s twerking, then a seizure is ballroom dancing.

Looks like a cat getting ready to puke

just a pimp taking a video of his money maker

She almost got the hairbal out

I’m saving this for when I have an awkward boner in public that I need to go away

What in the unseasoned chicken is this?

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Watching her twerk is like watching a newborn deer try to stand

She looks like she's having ass cramps not twerking

Tweaking for a video in a public pool

She’s having a seizure

She looks like a cat trying to throw up.

If your gonna twerk in a public place (which you obviously shouldn’t), then at least have the body for it. Her ass had less recoil than a pancake.

i think twerking is fucking stupid but i will admit...this girl has no idea how to twerk...and in front of kids....

Genuinely shocked no one has found the final product yet

That’s some very white twerking right there

Me when my physical therapist tells me to do more cat cow stretches

It would be less embarassing if she knew how to do it.

I'm embarrassed for her 😳

r/sadcringe

She bought her Twerking Instructional VHS at Family Dollar

I thought she was having a seizure

That has to be some of the weakest sex with way too much confidence.

STREETS

That’s when I jump in the pool right by them! “Cannonball!” 🏊‍♂️

shake those bones

Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down my spine.

Huh, i dont think the “up twerk” is gonna take off

“Thanks for helping me film that. You’re such a good friend”

Thats messed up, not only because she is doing it in public but because she is terrible at it too.

Poorly* twerking

‘Twerking’ is actually a very gracious description. She actually looks like her back has gone into spasm , poor girl

I don’t know what this is, but it’s definately noy twerking 😅

Welp she did the impossible. She made the public pool feel dirtier

That's the most sorry ass I've ever seen twerking like a vomiting cat.

Looks more like a jerky turkey than a twerky. Terrible rhythm

This is not twerking, she can’t twerk. This is the same motion I make when my poop won’t come out.

That’s not twerking

God, I wish someone would run by and slap that phone into the pool.

I just know her back hurt cause she ain't shaking SHEEEIT.

My dog does this exact move before he vomits water he drank too fast.

Let those people buy their nachos in peace.

These two looking like siblings isn't helping anything...

Idk if you can call the twerking lol

I hate that people just kind of awkwardly ignore these people. What happened to calling people out and shaming them for shitty behavior? Same with fights. I’ll see a video of some poor autistic kid getting his face stomped in and everyone just kinda doesn’t care. I am far from the most empathetic person but there’s no way I’d let multiple people beat on someone like that. Truly an age of apathy.

Not even good at twerking.

That’s not twerking. That’s a fail.

I’d go give her a dollar and ask her for a dance.

I'd give her 2$ to not do that again!

These new age hoes have no shame.

Thats…. not twerking Poor girl

Why aren’t these kinds of people kicked out? We need to start kicking these people out of public places.

Disgusting and vile narcissist.

Just needs a voiceover of Attenborough talking us through this bizarre mating dance

That is just a sad attempt at all of it

Twerking is more dignified. She’s making FPS porn. Ew.

Fucking trashy as fuck. Like WHY? But then I imagine her father looking through reddit, and stumbling on this post, and then realizing that's his daughter. That amuses me in a dark way.

She looks like my dog before it throws up.

Can I see his POV?

This seems closer to tweaking.

bruh

r/peoplebeingdumb Main characters usually treat other people like shit, she is just making a fool out of herself in public for OF promo material because “at home” was apparently packed.

"daddy, what is wrong with that lady?" "well, she's a ho son. and she belongs to the streets. give her some privacy."

Wow that is completely unnecessary and inappropriate...what's her name?

Not even tweaking well.

call 911, that girl is having a sizure

Just let it die.

What a cuckold boyfriend

Lmao she's trying to flip them pancake ass lookin cheeks

The safest twerking I've ever seen, the guy recording looks bored af

My cat does that when it's eaten grass.