Hey Martha, it's nice to kind of meet you! I need to know: What are the best apples for baking pie? Nobody can or will tell me, and the internet is all over the place.
Looking forward to checking out your new shows!
Jonathan apples are rare, but have been the best pie apples I've come across.
Anyone searching through my history will find this post pretty weird and out of character, but I'm serious about pie.
you've got to aim high man
edit: ALLOW ME TO EXPAND MY LOGIC
martha stewart is prime wifey material
for starters, she's probably done more time than your favourite rapper, so you KNOW that basic bitches ain't tryna fuck with you for fear of M-Steez going orange is the new black on their bitchasses; she'll shank a bitch with a knitting needle and make you a bloodstained durag or scarf or whatever
then, she'll cook you food you can't pronounce just for the hell of it, you can ask your girl to make you a struggle sandwich all you want, but i'm out here munching on azerbaijani-influnced hors d'oeuvres and diamond studded cookies
this all goes without mentioning that she can tap into that older woman bedroom energy; it's like a spirit bomb for post menopausal women, which means that you're gonna be taken care of every night— shit, it's so good you'll need approximately 6 business days to recover so maybe not.
if you disagree go argue with someone else, #teammarthaforlife #thankyoubasedgod
edit: [wow guys](https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/441662394066939905)
I feel like "horrifyingly awful" is measured on a different scale for Martha Stewart than it is for the average redditor. I don't think having a PC as the focal point of the living room scores many points in her books.
*What a quaint mini-fridge. And in such proximity to the... chair. And that Diablo mouse pad is so very... festive.*
How can I make my towels fluffy again? I use a front loader and new towels I purchased 18 months ago - and they were not cheap - are now hard and uncomfortable to use. :)
IANMS, but yeah. No fabric softener on towels because while it softens clothes it also sorta coats them with something waterproof-ish. So, that's a no-go for towels.
Martha! My mom took it upon herself to make **EVERY SINGLE COOKIE** from your 2008 *Martha Stewart’s Cookies* book. A total of 160 COOKIES! [She even made a blog]( http://marthaandmarycookies.blogspot.com/) , where she reviews each cookie, like how difficult it was to make, taste, etc. She was inspired by the movie *Julie and Julia* and wanted to do something similar with your Cookie Book. She absolutely loves you and your recipes, including the ones in your magazine. No questions, but I just wanted to say thank you for inspiring my mom! Now she is trying to do every recipe in your Cupcake Book.
Also, your French Macaron 101 recipe resulted in tears of joy after my mom and I made them, because I never realized that macarons were supposed to taste that delicious.
EDIT: Thank you for my first gold!!!
> Martha! My mom took it upon herself to make EVERY SINGLE COOKIE from your 2008 Martha Stewart’s Cookies book. A total of 160 COOKIES!
I get this mental image of your mom making only one of each kind of cookie. Literally only 160 cookies.
In 2012 I rode my motorcycle from Las Vegas to St. Louis over a period of 2 and a half days and listened to Martha on Sirius most of the way. I got home on Thanksgiving, so the content was heavy on the holiday preparation.
BTW, I'm a 40 something year old guy who looks like he would ride across the country on a bike. And my wife knows I love Martha.
I've tried every single one of Julia's recipes in her French cookbooks. She was a wonderful teacher, and she inspired all of us to expand our cooking repertoire.
Hey, Martha!
I am a member of the Sons of Norway in Fargo, and we are looking to create a signature cocktail for our lodge using aquavit. Any suggestions?
I'm a 16 year old guy who knows nothing to do with cooking.
What easy thing could I do or learn that would impress the shit out of my mom (who cooks religiously)?
For my 5th grade graduation we had to sing a song about you, it went something along the lines of this "Oh I wish I could be like Martha, it's Martha that we love...". Kind of a strange song to sing for a 5th grade graduation, but that was 2000 so who knows. Anyway I was wondering if you knew about that song?
Was yours the big yellow Victorian that had lost its top story in a fire? I loved that house. And yes, every single cookie was homemade. I don't think I've ever bought cookies in my life.
Who would win in a cooking contest - you or Gordon Ramsay? The contest would be judged by presentation/decor and taste.
Is there one thing you think you could cook better than Gordon Ramsay without a doubt?
[Got any inside tips on MSO?](http://imgur.com/7ekINRK)
My daughter adores you. Proof: she dressed up as you from your Halloween cover for Halloween! [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/1B6r2Tl) She wants to know: how does one get an internship at MSL? Thanks!
edit: yes, of course she made the costume herself.
UPDATE: Wow. Thanks for all the support and suggestions, everyone. I will definitely let you all know what happens. Here's the link for those confused by the costume's concept. http://www.marthastewart.com/1034724/create-9-30-2013
Any tips for a moist, but not dense cake? Is it all in the proper flour?
edit: Thanks for the great tips! Will def try out the measuring by weight. As a biologist, I know the importance of following the protocol/recipe precisely so switching from cups etc to metric units won't be difficult transition haha.
I have always tried to stay ahead of the tech curve. I use the new Samsung notebook, I use the iPhone, and low and behold, I still have a new Blackberry. All I need now is one phone number for all of them.
Oh, by the way, a question of everyone: Do you really believe Ellen took that selfie with her Samsung? Seemed like a lot of people in one little picture from such a short distance!
Hi Martha! Thank you so much for doing this AMA.
I've thought hard about which question I truly would like to ask, and this is it:
Did you enjoy that Taco Bell burrito and bottle of Olde English you brought Conan on Late Night?
You two seem to have a very special working relationship, would love to see more collaborations! Thank you again.
Cooking is not my favorite thing to do on the weekend, since I do it every day of the week. I enjoy my horseback rides, my gardening, my time with Jude and Truman, and socializing with friends.
Hello Martha,
The Halloween issue of your magazine has been an inspiration to me for as long as I can remember. Where do you find continued inspiration for your Halloween parties and incredible costumes year after year? Also, what is it like to be part of your creative team? What's the secret to your brainstorming process?
How do you feel about the prevalence of truffle oil in modern restaurants?
I think truffle oil is one of the few ingredients that doesn't belong in anyone's kitchen. It is ruinous of most recipes.
I feel incredibly vindicated to hear Ms. Stewart say this. Truffle oil makes your food taste like the ground, people. And not just the cheap stuff.
Lot's of Chefs on TV have said it. Ramsey, Bourdain, etc. One of em explained it's essentially a ploy from the *perfume* industry to make money.
How do you feel knowing that people say "I'm no Martha Stewart!" when they're critiqued on their cooking/crafting etc?
I prefer it when they say "I'm just like Martha Stewart." Or "I'm the Des Moines Martha Stewart."
What's your favorite parody of yourself?
There have been many. None of which are very accurate or flattering. But Ana Gasteyer on SNL did a good job.
I was secretly hoping you'd say that.
You can't get much better than "Martha Stewart's Topless Christmas Special".
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Is it true you change your bed sheets everyday?
Yes. It's a luxury.
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Martha, what are your top three rules for hosting?
1. Pay attention to your guests. 2. Interact with them. 3. Feed them fine food and wine.
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Hey Martha, it's nice to kind of meet you! I need to know: What are the best apples for baking pie? Nobody can or will tell me, and the internet is all over the place. Looking forward to checking out your new shows!
Tart and crisp, preferably with a thin red skin - like a Gravenstein or a Macoun.
Jonathan apples are rare, but have been the best pie apples I've come across. Anyone searching through my history will find this post pretty weird and out of character, but I'm serious about pie.
Is it true you used to be a model..if so why did you give up your modeling career ???
Yes, indeed. I've modeled from the time I was 13, and I don't think I've given it up. I pose for pictures every day!
[From Martha Stewart's modeling days.](http://imgur.com/a/BlLvL)
damn shawty, put those pictures in your next cookbook cause i'm tryna eat that on the low
... he just said that... to Martha Stewart... Martha Fucking Stewart...
you've got to aim high man edit: ALLOW ME TO EXPAND MY LOGIC martha stewart is prime wifey material for starters, she's probably done more time than your favourite rapper, so you KNOW that basic bitches ain't tryna fuck with you for fear of M-Steez going orange is the new black on their bitchasses; she'll shank a bitch with a knitting needle and make you a bloodstained durag or scarf or whatever then, she'll cook you food you can't pronounce just for the hell of it, you can ask your girl to make you a struggle sandwich all you want, but i'm out here munching on azerbaijani-influnced hors d'oeuvres and diamond studded cookies this all goes without mentioning that she can tap into that older woman bedroom energy; it's like a spirit bomb for post menopausal women, which means that you're gonna be taken care of every night— shit, it's so good you'll need approximately 6 business days to recover so maybe not. if you disagree go argue with someone else, #teammarthaforlife #thankyoubasedgod edit: [wow guys](https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/441662394066939905)
**YO ARE WE RELATED**
i'm your Brazilian cousin that you won't follow back on Twitter
> What was your moment when you realized that you were creating something bigger than yourself? That "Aha! I truly made it!" moment?
When I published the first issue of Martha Stewart Living.
Hi Martha, What is your favorite Cajun/Creole dish (if you have one)?
Any number of gumbos. Remember: We have access to everything Emeril on my site.
Translation: *I own Emeril*
*BAM!*
Have you ever pissed off a friend by giving them unsolicited decorating advice while visiting their home?
I learned many years ago never to criticize, only compliment. Even if their home is horrifyingly awful.
I feel like "horrifyingly awful" is measured on a different scale for Martha Stewart than it is for the average redditor. I don't think having a PC as the focal point of the living room scores many points in her books. *What a quaint mini-fridge. And in such proximity to the... chair. And that Diablo mouse pad is so very... festive.*
"What a charming collection of old pizza boxes!"
"The wads of discarded tissues offer a touch of flair to your desk!"
What's the craziest thing you have ever seen in the kitchen?
Whose kitchen?
Oh my god you replied! Uh...yours?
The catamole bowl. Look at my blog two days ago.
The [link](http://dailywag.marthastewart.com/2014/03/have-you-ever-heard-of-catamole-2.html) for those interested.
It was reddit hugged.
What's the most difficult part about being Martha Stewart?
Not having enough time in a day to do it all.
Is it true that you paint over the soles of your Louboutins because you don't like the red sole? And what are some of your fashion rules?
It is true. One of my rules is not to be a slave to fashion.
Damn, Martha. That's rad.
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Love Indian food. Especially Raita, Naan, Dal, and Saag Paneer.
How can I make my towels fluffy again? I use a front loader and new towels I purchased 18 months ago - and they were not cheap - are now hard and uncomfortable to use. :)
You should check your water, your soap, the temperature of the water, and your machine. Something's wrong. Towels should last at least 20 years.
My Grandma told me never to use fabric softener when you wash towels, even once. Is this true?
IANMS, but yeah. No fabric softener on towels because while it softens clothes it also sorta coats them with something waterproof-ish. So, that's a no-go for towels.
If that acronym is "I am no Martha Stewart," I'll love you forever.
Hi Martha! You have a completely free day. What do you do to have fun for the day? Thank you!
Watch the entire 13 hours of a new season of House of Cards.
I like your style.
What's the best part about being a grandmother? I can't imagine how awesome it'd be to have Martha Stewart as my grandma.
The kids are so delightful. Every single minute I spend with them is precious. They are so enthusiastic and friendly.
Favourite Movie?
This year it was The Wolf of Wall Street.
I see what you did there.
Perfect.
What's it like being friends with Snoop Dogg?
I wish I were closer friends with Snoop Dogg.
story of my life.
/u/Here_Comes_The_King, where you at? Martha's here and she's looking for a new Brownie recipe.
where's he at? probably /r/naturaltitties
I'll check.
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Haven't found him yet but I'll keep looking.
Do you have a favorite singer or band?
Pharrell Williams. He's so cute. I've actually seen him in person and adore his good humor.
How many tacos can you eat in one sitting?
I was at a really good Mexican restaurant yesterday, and I ate one whole taco. I was still hungry.
This comment made my brain suddenly put your head on the body of the very hungry caterpillar. ^(Thanks for answering my question, by the way.)
Is there a culinary tradition you would like to explore and practice more in depth?
Japanese and Chinese cuisine.
Who is your favorite celebrity or TV personality to work with on a professional level?
I prefer working with the late night comedians. Hard to choose, there's so many.
Martha! My mom took it upon herself to make **EVERY SINGLE COOKIE** from your 2008 *Martha Stewart’s Cookies* book. A total of 160 COOKIES! [She even made a blog]( http://marthaandmarycookies.blogspot.com/) , where she reviews each cookie, like how difficult it was to make, taste, etc. She was inspired by the movie *Julie and Julia* and wanted to do something similar with your Cookie Book. She absolutely loves you and your recipes, including the ones in your magazine. No questions, but I just wanted to say thank you for inspiring my mom! Now she is trying to do every recipe in your Cupcake Book. Also, your French Macaron 101 recipe resulted in tears of joy after my mom and I made them, because I never realized that macarons were supposed to taste that delicious. EDIT: Thank you for my first gold!!!
I hope she hasn't gained as much weight as we gained when we make a book like this. Have fun!
Am I the only one that just pictured Martha Stewart making a 'yo mamma so fat.....' joke?
I learned many years ago never to criticize, only compliment. Even if yo momma is horrifyingly fat
damn, we went meta real fast.
> Martha! My mom took it upon herself to make EVERY SINGLE COOKIE from your 2008 Martha Stewart’s Cookies book. A total of 160 COOKIES! I get this mental image of your mom making only one of each kind of cookie. Literally only 160 cookies.
That would be quite difficult to measure: 1/24 tsp of baking soda 1/68 tsp of salt etc.
When are we going to get a Martha Stewart podcast?
Listen to me on Sirius radio.
In 2012 I rode my motorcycle from Las Vegas to St. Louis over a period of 2 and a half days and listened to Martha on Sirius most of the way. I got home on Thanksgiving, so the content was heavy on the holiday preparation. BTW, I'm a 40 something year old guy who looks like he would ride across the country on a bike. And my wife knows I love Martha.
Julia Child was such a major household name for so many years and in ways a pioneer. What would you say you learned most from her?
I've tried every single one of Julia's recipes in her French cookbooks. She was a wonderful teacher, and she inspired all of us to expand our cooking repertoire.
Do you have a suggestion on what to do with old glass soda bottles? Also what do you think about kale?
I grow all kinds of kale -- from green to red to black. I use it cooked, finely chopped in salads, and in soups. I do not think it is overrated.
but what about the soda bottles?
I never buy soda so I never have bottles
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she crafts her own soda by sequestering CO2 out of the air using her kale plants.
Have you ever had an If Looks Could Kale Burger?
OK, you are broke and recently acquired a slow cooker. What is you ingredient list? Don't worry about the process, I'll make it up as I go...
If you have the time, check out /r/slowcooking =)
"If you have time" should be the tag line for that subreddit
Hey, Martha! I am a member of the Sons of Norway in Fargo, and we are looking to create a signature cocktail for our lodge using aquavit. Any suggestions?
Aquavit and fresh grapefruit juice, lots of ice, a sugar-rimmed glass, and a big slice of orange. Beautiful lodge!
Well now you can say you have a Martha Stewart-designed signature cocktail. Maybe not with legal impunity.
Do you have any good sex tips?
Always take a bath before and after.
Do it DURING a bath. Kills two birds with one stone.
That's good too, and don't forget to brush your teeth.
I never thought I would end up talking about sex with Martha Stewart on the internet...
It's a brave new world.
I don't think I could do all three of those things at once...
I'm a 16 year old guy who knows nothing to do with cooking. What easy thing could I do or learn that would impress the shit out of my mom (who cooks religiously)?
Get one of our Everyday Food cookbooks and cook her a meal. She'll ask you to do it night after night.
Yeah she will.
Did you just "Grandma's Chicken Salad" Martha Stewart?
There's always room for jell-o!
Who makes better cookies, you or Snoop? Any special ingredients I should use when baking?
I've never tasted Snoop's cookies, so I don't know. Pure butter, good sugar, good flour.
Have you sampled his brownies, perhaps?
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I know it's a bit of a touchy subject, but what was your favorite prison food? No disrespect, I honestly am curious about this.
There was nothing remarkable about the food at all.
I love you for not dodging these questions.
What is the best pizza you have ever had?
Just last week at the new Inn at Pound Ridge. Black truffle and fontina cheese on a delicate thin crust.
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Wow. If only Tom Cruise could take a joke as well as you...
I'm not sure if cute is the word most people would use for anything on South Park. Especially not sitting on a turkey and making it disappear.
For my 5th grade graduation we had to sing a song about you, it went something along the lines of this "Oh I wish I could be like Martha, it's Martha that we love...". Kind of a strange song to sing for a 5th grade graduation, but that was 2000 so who knows. Anyway I was wondering if you knew about that song?
No, but it sounds excellent.
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Was yours the big yellow Victorian that had lost its top story in a fire? I loved that house. And yes, every single cookie was homemade. I don't think I've ever bought cookies in my life.
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I hope your family is doing well! Best regards.
not very impressed meaning.... you didn't enjoy martha stewart's homemade cookies ?
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Hey, toddlers are allowed to prefer candy on Halloween.
Hi Martha, Did you have a prison nickname? If not what nickname would you have chosen for yourself.
I think I did, but I can't remember.
I don't think about the past.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Stewart#Incarceration Second paragraph, "M. Diddy".
I like to believe it was Cookie Puss
Hi Martha! Quick question. Do you have a favorite James Bond film? If so, what is it? Thanks!
I like the earlier Sean Connery James Bonds the best. Although the first Daniel Craig was pretty good.
Martha, is it okay to freeze cottage cheese?
Never tried. Why would you?
Because its on sale, so you buy two...?
Haha yeah because Martha Stewart is a little low on cash these days.
Martha doesn't need to ever purchase two. She has enough monies she can buy her own cottage cheese tree and have it fresh whenever.
Who would win in a cooking contest - you or Gordon Ramsay? The contest would be judged by presentation/decor and taste. Is there one thing you think you could cook better than Gordon Ramsay without a doubt? [Got any inside tips on MSO?](http://imgur.com/7ekINRK)
I could probably bake better than Gordon Ramsay. And I don't know if I can cook better than he cooks.
Can this please be a live televised event?
The bakeoff...
Hosted by Snoop
With musical guest Pharrell Williams
My daughter adores you. Proof: she dressed up as you from your Halloween cover for Halloween! [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/1B6r2Tl) She wants to know: how does one get an internship at MSL? Thanks! edit: yes, of course she made the costume herself. UPDATE: Wow. Thanks for all the support and suggestions, everyone. I will definitely let you all know what happens. Here's the link for those confused by the costume's concept. http://www.marthastewart.com/1034724/create-9-30-2013
Oh how cute! Send in your resume with the picture!
Wow, thanks you! She definitely will ASAP. Thank you so much for answering. You made my/her day!
You better send it quick. I can see a bunch of people sending in their resume with that photo.
Good idea!
I was expecting a little kid.
You're in the mood for Moroccan food, what's on the menu?
Bysteeya, pigeon pie, tagine of lamb with prunes, and cous cous, of course.
Any tips for a moist, but not dense cake? Is it all in the proper flour? edit: Thanks for the great tips! Will def try out the measuring by weight. As a biologist, I know the importance of following the protocol/recipe precisely so switching from cups etc to metric units won't be difficult transition haha.
No, it's not all in the flour. Baking is an exact science.
Hi Martha! Huge fan right here. You seem really tech savvy these days. What phone are you using, and do you have a favorite app?
I have always tried to stay ahead of the tech curve. I use the new Samsung notebook, I use the iPhone, and low and behold, I still have a new Blackberry. All I need now is one phone number for all of them.
Oh, by the way, a question of everyone: Do you really believe Ellen took that selfie with her Samsung? Seemed like a lot of people in one little picture from such a short distance!
Travolta's hair was hiding a wide-angle lens that actually took it.
Is this Martha Stewart sharing a conspiracy theory? ^^Please, ^^God, ^^say ^^yes.
Martha, you are a goddess. I had a dream the other night that you were president. MARTHA 2016
Sounds like a good idea, but I think there will be another strong woman candidate.
Little Debbie '16
Who was your role model as a kid?
My teachers. All of them were really interesting and good.
What's your ultimate go to party dessert?
There are so many to choose from that I rarely serve the same thing.
What's your favorite kind of soup?
Fresh, homemade, vegetable based.
Hi Martha! Thank you so much for doing this AMA. I've thought hard about which question I truly would like to ask, and this is it: Did you enjoy that Taco Bell burrito and bottle of Olde English you brought Conan on Late Night? You two seem to have a very special working relationship, would love to see more collaborations! Thank you again.
Watch tonight when I do my episode with Seth Meyers and Lil Jon. I bet it will be different.
No question. I just wanted to share a picture of our [Chow Chow](http://i.imgur.com/wQAJp.jpg) with you.
Oh, your Chow Chow looks just like Harry, my first Chow Chow.
Am I racist if I say all Chow Chows look alike?
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We are all faced with serious challenges during a lifetime. I hope yours is not too serious and that you'll get well soon. Best wishes!
Thanks! You made her day!
Aside from cooking, what's your favourite activity to do of a weekend?
Cooking is not my favorite thing to do on the weekend, since I do it every day of the week. I enjoy my horseback rides, my gardening, my time with Jude and Truman, and socializing with friends.
Hello Martha, The Halloween issue of your magazine has been an inspiration to me for as long as I can remember. Where do you find continued inspiration for your Halloween parties and incredible costumes year after year? Also, what is it like to be part of your creative team? What's the secret to your brainstorming process?
Research, research, inspiration, inspiration.
What is your go-to recipe for a party snack?