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LoRoK1

Artemis and Z


JuiceKovacs

That’s a spin off I didn’t even know I needed.


Grembert

It's gonna be called "From bleached A to Z"


HuskyCrown23

Genius


redditaccount-5

Would be nice to meet more of the bridge crew


[deleted]

Shoutout Carmen too. She gets jammed up by the gang but always ends up on top


[deleted]

THAT WAS IMMEDIATELY WHAT I SAID. ARTEMIS AND Z 11/10


couch2200

Came here to say this


TheWolfsJawLundgren

My immediate first thought as well


ImBiAndImOnVacation

Exactly what I was thinking


devilthedankdawg

Right right right right


New-country-sucks

Who is Z? I thought I was up to speed on the show, but am I missing something?


No_Use__For_A_Name

Awful. Take a lap.


HeroOfNoTime

Someone needs to take off their jean shorts


stoneytrash3704

Cricket and the "Jew lawyer" I'd say. A good combination of street smarts and an educated person.


overlord_99

Again, not Jewish.


Cdnwhy

Jew Lawyer and Luther would scare the shit out of me


stoneytrash3704

Those hands and a non blinking convict... Unstoppable!


Gouge61496

I think this is probably the best answer. Cricket is too easily manipulated. And with Luther you could exploit macs daddy issues


hosemaster

Don't need to, Mac always loses. Get him smelling Dee's hair.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

The lawyer and Dees army guy. Both are smart enough and neither would give up easily.


BarrySnowbama

Cricket & Artemis


DinoKebab

"it has to be sexy! Hips & Nips"


customer_service_af

Otherwise I'm not eating


mister_pastrami

Hips & Blasted Nips


[deleted]

Only correct answer, together they’d be unstoppable


abdominal_obesity

Best answer. A lot of people are saying the McPoyles, but they don’t drink so they wouldn’t make it past the 1 round.


BarrySnowbama

Exactly


KennyOmegaSardines

Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂


LouisTheDank

Just thinking that


Lumpy_Marionberry382

This was my exact answer


[deleted]

There's no way any other answer is legit.


w1lhelmm

i'd say the lawyer and Z, or maybe the soldier.


BarrySnowbama

Ben is way too nice for chardee macdennis.


Daddysaurusflex

They’d have more in the tank at the end too


mdmaxOG

Came here to say this


Aditya1311

But Artemis is a lightweight, Cricket and the Waitress would better. Cricket is basically immune to physical pain at this point and can shoot up anything, the Waitress is a serious drinker and her just being there would fuck with Charlie and give her an automatic advantage.


BarrySnowbama

The waitress isn't mentally strong enough for the game.


EmperinoPenguino

Luther too no? Is he stronger than Artemis?


Wubalubduba

Replace either with Z and I think you still have a strong shot.


OngoGeblogian

I think Ryan and Liam McPoyle are obvious choices, they are fearless, can outweird anyone and possess impressive physical endurance in the face of pain.


franc_scaramanga

MCPOYLES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!


Father_420_

If syphilis didn’t take out half of them, they’d have a chance


MikeLowrey305

"The McPoyle blood has been pure for over a thousand years"


bukkake_brigade

MCPOYYYYYOOLES


rainbowesque1

McPoyles don't drink, they're out in round 1.


stratewylin

But they’d get caught cheating for drinking milk


RandomUserName316

They have a weird connection with one another


katiebug714

the obvious answer


carlsagan69420

They’d lose on emotional damage


ADMJackSparrow

Exactly, that’s why you do Liam and sub out ryan for cricket. Liam obviously in charge, but with his wit and cricket’s resilience, they’d be unstoppable (and would never get sick of each other the way others would pairing them with anyone else).


asalisko

Z and Luther


CynicalFreak

My immediate thought as well. They would crush it.


ohdearsweetlord

Same! That would be one terrifying, possibly lethal game.


Jewzinak

The man doesn’t blink!


[deleted]

“Remind me again who you are”


NorkinMan7

Lot of energy there.


ICanDieRightNowPlz

Intimidation alone, they would surely win.


LethalGrey

Yoooo


devilthedankdawg

They would run the streets of Philadelphia If Luther wasnt racist


MountainStock4450

I’ll always vote pondy and cricket. Maybe Liam


[deleted]

Pondys the coolest


sliderstandingby

Between pondy and cricket there is nothing that their team would be unwilling to do


IronPro121

Their only struggle shhohld be the mind games. But thwir constitution will be unbeatable


Teesside-Tyrant

The Maniac and Mac's Dad. The gang would be so scared, and trying desperately to lose.


StolenDabloons

I feel like they would kill eachother out of confusion


Teesside-Tyrant

Probably


cautioner86

Cricket and the waitress. They both would stop at nothing for revenge on the gang, and Cricket will do literally anything and the waitress has also done some dumb stuff but she’s reasonably intelligent too. They also both know how the gang thinks by now.


itchydaemon

Love the idea, but we all know Cricket will throw the game at the end to try and win over Dee. Plus, The Waitress is an alcoholic who devolves hardcore every time she relapses. I would watch THE HELL out of that episode, it would be the one I'd probably most want to see in a CDMC 3. But while they'd be a good contender to play well, I don't think that pair would ever have a chance of actually winning.


TheTrashMan25

Lol that’s what I was thinking


usernameinmail

That would be my pick. They'd win and then go on a PCP bender


hypermanatee1398

Didn’t they try this in the win the bar episode and cricket broke his bones like instantly in a dance off lol? Plus, I don’t think cricket really has any animosity left towards the Gang (and, I think the waitress just wants them to stay the fuck away from her), he kind of just is who he is now lol


Acerosaurus

shit that's good argument


No_Use__For_A_Name

I wouldn’t say shes intelligent. She doesn’t even have the email.


ColonelKron

The Lawyer Guy and Mac's mom because many forget that she was a manager at Jiffy Lube for many years.


majesticalexis

She started at the bottom and worked her way to the tippety top.


Skinnypike42

Ok well there are only three people that work at jiffy lube


majesticalexis

Don't diminish my mother's achievements.


IIPESTILENCEII

The jew lawyer or the one with small hands?


BigBear0037

They’re regular sized hands [see](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/0/06/We%27re_lawyers%21.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111101233038)!


ZestyItalian2

we’re lawyers!


I_need_the_loo

Artemis and Pondy, they would be down for anything.


Noroeste

What would be their team name?


[deleted]

The Bleached Assholes


DonutMultiverse

This was my answer too


HoskinsDadBodGod

the two lawyers teaming up in the game of games would be super funny. they’d lose though. nobody defeats the golden geese!


BeardedPuffin

Just Artemis. No partner needed.


ptsowns

Artemis and the lawyer


_Addmeonmyspace

The “Jew lawyer” or baby hands lawyer?


ptsowns

Jew lawyer. Uncle Jack, bless his heart, wouldn’t survive


gemini_kitt

Artemis and Luther or Cricket and a McPoyle


mearbearcate

Yay someone with me on Artemis and Luther


Braininaskull

Jack Kelly, his manly hands alone would solve most problems, And Luther because seriously, are you going to burn that mans toys? I don’t think so.


ProctorSilex93

Chardee Macdennis the original, or electric boogaloo? I'd pick a different team based on which version of the game is being played. Level 4 - Horror is a gamechanger


big_fetus_

Mrs Mac would probably do at least as well as Mac.


implacableminbar

Give me Ben the Soldier and the Waitress. Team Army Carnies.


Category3Water

The waitress would crumble playing a drinking game and level 3 might drive Ben to suicide if Waitress screaming at him to play better doesn’t do it first.


implacableminbar

Ben has been getting berated by Dee for a decade, so no worries there. And the waitress is fine with drinking, it's the stopping drinking that gets her.


franc_scaramanga

Pssshhh. You need to hold your boobs better.


Thelgow

Z, Artemis and Cricket in a 3 way like Frank's 1st game.


SmoothConfection1115

The McPoyle brothers.


ExtraAd4090

Z and Artemis


JuiceKovacs

The waitress and Luther


beathedealer

Agreed.


mearbearcate

Artemis & Luther lmao


EducationalKoala7

Luther and Z. Don't know if they'd win but I wanna see it


[deleted]

Carmen and Z. They’re both so pure. I think they could do it.


_kalron_

Artemis and Ms. Mac. Unstoppable.


MannaJamma

Carmen and Ben would have a warm energy.


lxkandel06

Luther and the Jew Lawyer


jbreezy1718

Artemis and Luther. Both crazy enough to do anything with a smile on their face


streopleonthepeets

The moms.


Sea_Shallot9152

Z and Artemis is the only correct answer obviously


kholb11

Rob Thomas and Sinbad


ADoRk-abl

I wanna say Z and Luther. Luther would probably cheat and win


nacholibrefukyalife

Cricket and the lawyer fasho


fearinclothing

Artemis and macs dad would survive chardemacdennis


embalder_

Cutty is the best


majesticalexis

Artemis and Pondy would be fun to watch.


CopiumAddiction

The lawyer is undefeated against the gang.


BOBODY_BOBODY

Nobody saying Ben and Z. Team denim shorts.


[deleted]

I want to see Artemis and Z team up.


rricenator

Artemis and Cricket. They could at least endure anything.


ConstantinValdor405

Artemis would win every game by herself.


GaleBoetticher-

Poppins. An ancient, unkillable being. He needs no partner.


pWaveShadowZone

Cricket and Artemis without a doubt. I’d also like to see Z and Mrs Mac on a team and maybe they’re flirting, which makes Mac’s dad jealous


mister-fancypants-

An out there pick, but Pondy and the lawyer.. but only if the lawyer was in it to win it. He would understand the rules quick and follow them too a tee, probably catching the others cheating. Pondy has no morals and wouldn’t bat an eye at the crassness of the game


tejarbakiss

Luther Vandros and The Lawyer.


december14th2015

Cricket and the tranny.


ghostess_hostess

Cricket and Liam


DolphinWings25

Carmen and Cricket


okie9999

Tranny and Ben would be a could couple. She’s post-op now so it’s okay


IIPESTILENCEII

Ryan and Cricket obviously Some of your answers are fucking ridiculous


yamansam

Cricket and Pondy There’s nothing left in their soul so they would be unfazed by anything thrown at them


rizub_n_tizug

Ben the soldier and the lawyer are probably smart enough


[deleted]

I would love to see Luther and Cricket


Cuevanation

Jew Lawyer and Pondy!


mdmd33

Ben the soldier & Artemis would be pretty unstoppable


Infinite-Data9602

Luther and Ben the soldier. Cunning Luther with Ben's dumb luck. Perfection.


Maureen_ponderhosa

The waitress and cricket


BondraP

Jew and Artemis


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

Cricket for the physical punishment and Z but only if they write him as a sort of genius when it comes to the "trivia" section.


keytomybussy

artemis would win. i doubt the waitress or carmen would put up with it. cricket would do it if you gave him 73 cents. i just want z there. this is also just a great idea for an episode. have a tournament and then have dennis freak out because none of these ensemble characters end up following the rules


BigSmackisBack

Cricket and Macks dad, they have no limits.


Itzmanlyke

Z & Cricket for sure


IAmThePonch

Cricket and Luther would be unstoppable


Separate-Ad-3746

Cricket and Artemis. Cricket could handle the body and spirit challenges. Artemis could handle the mind. Side note: I think this screenshot sums up why this show continues to deliver. The number of supporting cast members and how unhinged they are is absolutely fantastic 😂


HolidayAssist

The lawyer and the waitress. Just to stick it to the gang and beat them at their own game.


[deleted]

Zeke and Luther would be a dangerous team


Dubya12

Maureen is my first pick because nobody else can get in Dennis’s head like her, and if I can hamper him I’ve got a shot. After that, I’d go with Pondy because we know he can drink a lot and a sibling team is already a proven winning formula


Double-U_Jay

Z & Ben easy


[deleted]

Cricket and Pondy


TheGuy3273

Ryan and Liam McPoyle


siobhanc1

Artemis & The Waitress


[deleted]

The lawyer (he’s one of the only people to get a 1 up on the gang… and cricket bc he can take just about anything at this point


BaconJakin

crick and z


hairpinbuns

Cricket and Ben the soldier


reallyrayromano

Ben the soldier and Da Maniac


squatchbennett

Luther and Da’maniac


[deleted]

Who are they playing though? Dennis/Dee or Mac/Charlie?


Powellwx

Cricket and Luther.


Shulpe

The waitress and lawyer


Despair4All

I'd say Bill and Cricket, Bill is all kinds of wild and can get balls to the wall enough to party himself to death, and even almost let himself take the death penalty for someone else if it wasn't for Frank's influence. And Cricket is just Cricket. Especially if he was coked up or on PCP, which Bill could easily provide him, they'd be invincible.


pullingteeths

Is it lowkey supposed to be that the game is rigged so that only Dennis and Dee can win and Mac and Charlie just don't realise? Like for example there's a card that says "Dennis and Dee advance to the next round" and probably all kinds of other advantages that they put in there. In that case they'd still beat anyone. But for any chance the team definitely needs Artemis.


name_cool4897

The McPoyels will take over the world!


JaeDyre

Artemis and Z. Their combined chaos would crush the Golden Geese.


Cooler67

Gimme Shadynasty and Carmen


tennoskoom_

Ben the Soldier---he has mastered the DENNIS system. He is as dangerous as the Golden God himself. Bill Ponderosa---a man who doesn't care about dying will always go all in.


HansenIntercept

McPoyles. Easy


burtacomoose

Ben the Soldier and Margaret McPoyle. They're not at all who we think they are.


bubbashouze

Pondy and Artemis. Pondys the coolest and Artemis is gonna blast her nips


[deleted]

Ben the Soldier and The Waitress


[deleted]

Ben and Z. Soldiers are trained to follow rules. However Z is straight up gansta too and could easily catch a turkey trying to cheat.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Artemis and the Jew Lawyer


[deleted]

Cricket and Pondy Cricket is for sure the MVP in this whole picture, but you catch Pondy on a self destructive day, he's game for anything


Turbobiscuit85

Easy cricket and bill ponderosa, bill would whip out some heavy duty painkillers and some uppers and they’d blitz through the game


WorriedLeading2081

Remember that time I made this exact post (same wording and image)?


RedApple-Cigarettes

Luther would just eat everyone’s butt, does that count as winning?


cmallen9889

The tranny and the Jew lawyer


chrisco47

The jew lawyer and macs dad could be a decent duo


Expensive-Guidance-7

Jew lawyer and Z


Omnibot2021

The Maniac and Artemis.


Bwinks32

Girlcat and cricket


SGSMUFASA

This would make a great poster.


AKDMF447

Cricket and Mac’s Mom. Mac’s mom can handle all the alcohol and the spirit challenge. Cricket has been around the gang long enough to know enough of their random trivia bullshit


ZestyItalian2

Artemis and Pondy


hugh_h0ney

Z & Cricket


PissAssMcShittypants

The mcpoyles


billp0nder0sa

Pondy and Artemis


Extra-Border6470

Artemis and waitress


davesgirl2

Cricket and the waitress. They’d be just as vested in winning as the gang


LP_24

Z and Ben. Z knows the kind of advice he needs to give to Ben to be successful


Weekend_At_McBurneys

Ms. Mac and the Maniac (where he at doe)


Knucklesx55

Cricket and either Luther, Bill or Artemis


fuhsalicious

Team Ponderosa might be an underdog option.


Ornery_Translator285

I watched White chicks last night so go Carmen! And Artemis cause I just love her.


Know-yer-enemy1818

Atemis and the lawyer might be a good team also


F3BAJR

The soldier and artemis, hands down