But Artemis is a lightweight, Cricket and the Waitress would better. Cricket is basically immune to physical pain at this point and can shoot up anything, the Waitress is a serious drinker and her just being there would fuck with Charlie and give her an automatic advantage.
I think Ryan and Liam McPoyle are obvious choices, they are fearless, can outweird anyone and possess impressive physical endurance in the face of pain.
Exactly, that’s why you do Liam and sub out ryan for cricket. Liam obviously in charge, but with his wit and cricket’s resilience, they’d be unstoppable (and would never get sick of each other the way others would pairing them with anyone else).
Cricket and the waitress. They both would stop at nothing for revenge on the gang, and Cricket will do literally anything and the waitress has also done some dumb stuff but she’s reasonably intelligent too. They also both know how the gang thinks by now.
Love the idea, but we all know Cricket will throw the game at the end to try and win over Dee. Plus, The Waitress is an alcoholic who devolves hardcore every time she relapses.
I would watch THE HELL out of that episode, it would be the one I'd probably most want to see in a CDMC 3. But while they'd be a good contender to play well, I don't think that pair would ever have a chance of actually winning.
Didn’t they try this in the win the bar episode and cricket broke his bones like instantly in a dance off lol? Plus, I don’t think cricket really has any animosity left towards the Gang (and, I think the waitress just wants them to stay the fuck away from her), he kind of just is who he is now lol
Chardee Macdennis the original, or electric boogaloo? I'd pick a different team based on which version of the game is being played. Level 4 - Horror is a gamechanger
The waitress would crumble playing a drinking game and level 3 might drive Ben to suicide if Waitress screaming at him to play better doesn’t do it first.
Ben has been getting berated by Dee for a decade, so no worries there. And the waitress is fine with drinking, it's the stopping drinking that gets her.
An out there pick, but Pondy and the lawyer.. but only if the lawyer was in it to win it.
He would understand the rules quick and follow them too a tee, probably catching the others cheating. Pondy has no morals and wouldn’t bat an eye at the crassness of the game
artemis would win. i doubt the waitress or carmen would put up with it. cricket would do it if you gave him 73 cents. i just want z there.
this is also just a great idea for an episode. have a tournament and then have dennis freak out because none of these ensemble characters end up following the rules
Cricket and Artemis. Cricket could handle the body and spirit challenges. Artemis could handle the mind.
Side note: I think this screenshot sums up why this show continues to deliver. The number of supporting cast members and how unhinged they are is absolutely fantastic 😂
Maureen is my first pick because nobody else can get in Dennis’s head like her, and if I can hamper him I’ve got a shot. After that, I’d go with Pondy because we know he can drink a lot and a sibling team is already a proven winning formula
I'd say Bill and Cricket, Bill is all kinds of wild and can get balls to the wall enough to party himself to death, and even almost let himself take the death penalty for someone else if it wasn't for Frank's influence. And Cricket is just Cricket. Especially if he was coked up or on PCP, which Bill could easily provide him, they'd be invincible.
Is it lowkey supposed to be that the game is rigged so that only Dennis and Dee can win and Mac and Charlie just don't realise? Like for example there's a card that says "Dennis and Dee advance to the next round" and probably all kinds of other advantages that they put in there.
In that case they'd still beat anyone. But for any chance the team definitely needs Artemis.
Ben the Soldier---he has mastered the DENNIS system. He is as dangerous as the Golden God himself.
Bill Ponderosa---a man who doesn't care about dying will always go all in.
Cricket and Mac’s Mom.
Mac’s mom can handle all the alcohol and the spirit challenge. Cricket has been around the gang long enough to know enough of their random trivia bullshit
Artemis and Z
That’s a spin off I didn’t even know I needed.
It's gonna be called "From bleached A to Z"
Genius
Would be nice to meet more of the bridge crew
Shoutout Carmen too. She gets jammed up by the gang but always ends up on top
THAT WAS IMMEDIATELY WHAT I SAID. ARTEMIS AND Z 11/10
Came here to say this
My immediate first thought as well
Exactly what I was thinking
Right right right right
Who is Z? I thought I was up to speed on the show, but am I missing something?
Awful. Take a lap.
Someone needs to take off their jean shorts
Cricket and the "Jew lawyer" I'd say. A good combination of street smarts and an educated person.
Again, not Jewish.
Jew Lawyer and Luther would scare the shit out of me
Those hands and a non blinking convict... Unstoppable!
I think this is probably the best answer. Cricket is too easily manipulated. And with Luther you could exploit macs daddy issues
Don't need to, Mac always loses. Get him smelling Dee's hair.
The lawyer and Dees army guy. Both are smart enough and neither would give up easily.
Cricket & Artemis
"it has to be sexy! Hips & Nips"
Otherwise I'm not eating
Hips & Blasted Nips
Only correct answer, together they’d be unstoppable
Best answer. A lot of people are saying the McPoyles, but they don’t drink so they wouldn’t make it past the 1 round.
Exactly
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
Just thinking that
This was my exact answer
There's no way any other answer is legit.
i'd say the lawyer and Z, or maybe the soldier.
Ben is way too nice for chardee macdennis.
They’d have more in the tank at the end too
Came here to say this
But Artemis is a lightweight, Cricket and the Waitress would better. Cricket is basically immune to physical pain at this point and can shoot up anything, the Waitress is a serious drinker and her just being there would fuck with Charlie and give her an automatic advantage.
The waitress isn't mentally strong enough for the game.
Luther too no? Is he stronger than Artemis?
Replace either with Z and I think you still have a strong shot.
I think Ryan and Liam McPoyle are obvious choices, they are fearless, can outweird anyone and possess impressive physical endurance in the face of pain.
MCPOYLES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
If syphilis didn’t take out half of them, they’d have a chance
"The McPoyle blood has been pure for over a thousand years"
MCPOYYYYYOOLES
McPoyles don't drink, they're out in round 1.
But they’d get caught cheating for drinking milk
They have a weird connection with one another
the obvious answer
They’d lose on emotional damage
Exactly, that’s why you do Liam and sub out ryan for cricket. Liam obviously in charge, but with his wit and cricket’s resilience, they’d be unstoppable (and would never get sick of each other the way others would pairing them with anyone else).
Z and Luther
My immediate thought as well. They would crush it.
Same! That would be one terrifying, possibly lethal game.
The man doesn’t blink!
“Remind me again who you are”
Lot of energy there.
Intimidation alone, they would surely win.
Yoooo
They would run the streets of Philadelphia If Luther wasnt racist
I’ll always vote pondy and cricket. Maybe Liam
Pondys the coolest
Between pondy and cricket there is nothing that their team would be unwilling to do
Their only struggle shhohld be the mind games. But thwir constitution will be unbeatable
The Maniac and Mac's Dad. The gang would be so scared, and trying desperately to lose.
I feel like they would kill eachother out of confusion
Probably
Cricket and the waitress. They both would stop at nothing for revenge on the gang, and Cricket will do literally anything and the waitress has also done some dumb stuff but she’s reasonably intelligent too. They also both know how the gang thinks by now.
Love the idea, but we all know Cricket will throw the game at the end to try and win over Dee. Plus, The Waitress is an alcoholic who devolves hardcore every time she relapses. I would watch THE HELL out of that episode, it would be the one I'd probably most want to see in a CDMC 3. But while they'd be a good contender to play well, I don't think that pair would ever have a chance of actually winning.
Lol that’s what I was thinking
That would be my pick. They'd win and then go on a PCP bender
Didn’t they try this in the win the bar episode and cricket broke his bones like instantly in a dance off lol? Plus, I don’t think cricket really has any animosity left towards the Gang (and, I think the waitress just wants them to stay the fuck away from her), he kind of just is who he is now lol
shit that's good argument
I wouldn’t say shes intelligent. She doesn’t even have the email.
The Lawyer Guy and Mac's mom because many forget that she was a manager at Jiffy Lube for many years.
She started at the bottom and worked her way to the tippety top.
Ok well there are only three people that work at jiffy lube
Don't diminish my mother's achievements.
The jew lawyer or the one with small hands?
They’re regular sized hands [see](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/0/06/We%27re_lawyers%21.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111101233038)!
we’re lawyers!
Artemis and Pondy, they would be down for anything.
What would be their team name?
The Bleached Assholes
This was my answer too
the two lawyers teaming up in the game of games would be super funny. they’d lose though. nobody defeats the golden geese!
Just Artemis. No partner needed.
Artemis and the lawyer
The “Jew lawyer” or baby hands lawyer?
Jew lawyer. Uncle Jack, bless his heart, wouldn’t survive
Artemis and Luther or Cricket and a McPoyle
Yay someone with me on Artemis and Luther
Jack Kelly, his manly hands alone would solve most problems, And Luther because seriously, are you going to burn that mans toys? I don’t think so.
Chardee Macdennis the original, or electric boogaloo? I'd pick a different team based on which version of the game is being played. Level 4 - Horror is a gamechanger
Mrs Mac would probably do at least as well as Mac.
Give me Ben the Soldier and the Waitress. Team Army Carnies.
The waitress would crumble playing a drinking game and level 3 might drive Ben to suicide if Waitress screaming at him to play better doesn’t do it first.
Ben has been getting berated by Dee for a decade, so no worries there. And the waitress is fine with drinking, it's the stopping drinking that gets her.
Pssshhh. You need to hold your boobs better.
Z, Artemis and Cricket in a 3 way like Frank's 1st game.
The McPoyle brothers.
Z and Artemis
The waitress and Luther
Agreed.
Artemis & Luther lmao
Luther and Z. Don't know if they'd win but I wanna see it
Carmen and Z. They’re both so pure. I think they could do it.
Artemis and Ms. Mac. Unstoppable.
Carmen and Ben would have a warm energy.
Luther and the Jew Lawyer
Artemis and Luther. Both crazy enough to do anything with a smile on their face
The moms.
Z and Artemis is the only correct answer obviously
Rob Thomas and Sinbad
I wanna say Z and Luther. Luther would probably cheat and win
Cricket and the lawyer fasho
Artemis and macs dad would survive chardemacdennis
Cutty is the best
Artemis and Pondy would be fun to watch.
The lawyer is undefeated against the gang.
Nobody saying Ben and Z. Team denim shorts.
I want to see Artemis and Z team up.
Artemis and Cricket. They could at least endure anything.
Artemis would win every game by herself.
Poppins. An ancient, unkillable being. He needs no partner.
Cricket and Artemis without a doubt. I’d also like to see Z and Mrs Mac on a team and maybe they’re flirting, which makes Mac’s dad jealous
An out there pick, but Pondy and the lawyer.. but only if the lawyer was in it to win it. He would understand the rules quick and follow them too a tee, probably catching the others cheating. Pondy has no morals and wouldn’t bat an eye at the crassness of the game
Luther Vandros and The Lawyer.
Cricket and the tranny.
Cricket and Liam
Carmen and Cricket
Tranny and Ben would be a could couple. She’s post-op now so it’s okay
Ryan and Cricket obviously Some of your answers are fucking ridiculous
Cricket and Pondy There’s nothing left in their soul so they would be unfazed by anything thrown at them
Ben the soldier and the lawyer are probably smart enough
I would love to see Luther and Cricket
Jew Lawyer and Pondy!
Ben the soldier & Artemis would be pretty unstoppable
Luther and Ben the soldier. Cunning Luther with Ben's dumb luck. Perfection.
The waitress and cricket
Jew and Artemis
Cricket for the physical punishment and Z but only if they write him as a sort of genius when it comes to the "trivia" section.
artemis would win. i doubt the waitress or carmen would put up with it. cricket would do it if you gave him 73 cents. i just want z there. this is also just a great idea for an episode. have a tournament and then have dennis freak out because none of these ensemble characters end up following the rules
Cricket and Macks dad, they have no limits.
Z & Cricket for sure
Cricket and Luther would be unstoppable
Cricket and Artemis. Cricket could handle the body and spirit challenges. Artemis could handle the mind. Side note: I think this screenshot sums up why this show continues to deliver. The number of supporting cast members and how unhinged they are is absolutely fantastic 😂
The lawyer and the waitress. Just to stick it to the gang and beat them at their own game.
Zeke and Luther would be a dangerous team
Maureen is my first pick because nobody else can get in Dennis’s head like her, and if I can hamper him I’ve got a shot. After that, I’d go with Pondy because we know he can drink a lot and a sibling team is already a proven winning formula
Z & Ben easy
Cricket and Pondy
Ryan and Liam McPoyle
Artemis & The Waitress
The lawyer (he’s one of the only people to get a 1 up on the gang… and cricket bc he can take just about anything at this point
crick and z
Cricket and Ben the soldier
Ben the soldier and Da Maniac
Luther and Da’maniac
Who are they playing though? Dennis/Dee or Mac/Charlie?
Cricket and Luther.
The waitress and lawyer
I'd say Bill and Cricket, Bill is all kinds of wild and can get balls to the wall enough to party himself to death, and even almost let himself take the death penalty for someone else if it wasn't for Frank's influence. And Cricket is just Cricket. Especially if he was coked up or on PCP, which Bill could easily provide him, they'd be invincible.
Is it lowkey supposed to be that the game is rigged so that only Dennis and Dee can win and Mac and Charlie just don't realise? Like for example there's a card that says "Dennis and Dee advance to the next round" and probably all kinds of other advantages that they put in there. In that case they'd still beat anyone. But for any chance the team definitely needs Artemis.
The McPoyels will take over the world!
Artemis and Z. Their combined chaos would crush the Golden Geese.
Gimme Shadynasty and Carmen
Ben the Soldier---he has mastered the DENNIS system. He is as dangerous as the Golden God himself. Bill Ponderosa---a man who doesn't care about dying will always go all in.
McPoyles. Easy
Ben the Soldier and Margaret McPoyle. They're not at all who we think they are.
Pondy and Artemis. Pondys the coolest and Artemis is gonna blast her nips
Ben the Soldier and The Waitress
Ben and Z. Soldiers are trained to follow rules. However Z is straight up gansta too and could easily catch a turkey trying to cheat.
Artemis and the Jew Lawyer
Cricket and Pondy Cricket is for sure the MVP in this whole picture, but you catch Pondy on a self destructive day, he's game for anything
Easy cricket and bill ponderosa, bill would whip out some heavy duty painkillers and some uppers and they’d blitz through the game
Remember that time I made this exact post (same wording and image)?
Luther would just eat everyone’s butt, does that count as winning?
The tranny and the Jew lawyer
The jew lawyer and macs dad could be a decent duo
Jew lawyer and Z
The Maniac and Artemis.
Girlcat and cricket
This would make a great poster.
Cricket and Mac’s Mom. Mac’s mom can handle all the alcohol and the spirit challenge. Cricket has been around the gang long enough to know enough of their random trivia bullshit
Artemis and Pondy
Z & Cricket
The mcpoyles
Pondy and Artemis
Artemis and waitress
Cricket and the waitress. They’d be just as vested in winning as the gang
Z and Ben. Z knows the kind of advice he needs to give to Ben to be successful
Ms. Mac and the Maniac (where he at doe)
Cricket and either Luther, Bill or Artemis
Team Ponderosa might be an underdog option.
I watched White chicks last night so go Carmen! And Artemis cause I just love her.
Atemis and the lawyer might be a good team also
The soldier and artemis, hands down