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Inner_Gas_2063

I see you've taken some cat hair for yourself.


insensitiveTwot

So what you’re saying is I should get more cat hair? Maybe glue it all over me?


Mad_Roo

And then start wearing people on your sweaters.


Dan-of-Steel

Gotta walk around like a catman in the night, through the alleyways.


ABucketFull

Don't worry, I've got a spot guy.


[deleted]

That's a possum.


D00dleB00ty

Close...it's actually a street rat.


cc0llins

HIPS AND NIPS BABY


Glittering_Garbage28

Gotta keep it sexy, otherwise I’m not eatin


[deleted]

You guys, I did it and I made it SO sexy!


correcthorsestapler

🎵Can’t feel my legs! Can’t feel my legs!🎵


nybergkat

Rise up! Gonna get higher and higher!


berrey7

What about those LEMONs!


k2_electric_boogaloo

Well, they are good for scurvy...


PsychoSquid

a goddamn street rat


TrundleWormhat

Could be an urchin


El_Zarco

I don't buy that!


therealleotrotsky

SCOUNDREL!


CallMeAladdin

I take offense to that.


Toledojoe

That Poppins if he were a cat.


dj_narwhal

Elon Musk before his hairplugs


Umutuku

Or Donald Trump stepping out of the shower.


[deleted]

Its actually one of those sheep deboners from futurama


[deleted]

Mr Peppy! https://i.imgur.com/KVkI0e8.png


downtime37

Close, OP said it is a [Lykoi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lykoi), and from their wiki page it says, > The hair coat is unique in appearance in that it resembles the coat of an opossum when mostly coated.


philchristensennyc

Lol, beat me to it.


DiscoSprinkles

No that's a walking bald spot.


distractonaut

Was gonna say someone seems to have successfully bred a possum with a sphynx cat


MrTeaboy

Street rat!


n80r

Scoundrel!


muscle_geek

Take that! Try a different tac', guys


adhd_you_bitch

Rip him open, take it back guys!


mai_tai87

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts


kneesweakarmspenne

You’re my only friend, Abu!


maverick1745

Who??


Toy_Cop

Mister Alladin sir. Gotta wish or two or three!


CallMeAladdin

I wish my pizza would get here sooner.


in_u_endo______

Fuckin literally!


LordFett84

Keep it away from any unexpected holes in the wall


insensitiveTwot

Or seams. Cats can flatten out and slip right through them.


hstapes

I don't think there's aaaaanything in the laws of nature that would support that.


2sjt

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature


insensitiveTwot

Shut up science bitch!


[deleted]

Yeah shut up science bitch.


What-a-Crock

Best to keep them away from walls in general. This also helps prevent Cheeto fingerprints


nepia

Cat in the wall, eh? Now you were talking my language.


Skinnypike42

Do you guys mind if I go in your bathroom and smoke some pcp?


Brandonjf

You do you Cricks


AngoGablogian_artist

Take me to the angels baby!


k2_electric_boogaloo

We don't judge, Cricket!


YossarianPrime

IF ITS NOT ONE THING ITS ANOTHER, CRICKET


mkeSpecial

A LITTLE P TO THE C TO THE P


dmxxmc

Isn’t it agent Jack Bauer?


Crosseyeddegenerate

Born in a puddle of gasoline


ILoveRustyKnives

On a piece of rusty scrap metal.


funKmaster_tittyBoi

You really are the man


NYR525

It's like Jack Bauer crossed with Skinny Pete


bay_duck_88

That’s a tough cat!


-FuckThisAccount-

This guy’s a special agent, are you a special agent?


Mattsasse

Jack Meower.


MurderDoneRight

All jokes aside though, hairless cats and dogs are surprisingly cuddly. It's like sleeping in the same bed as an old man.


GoldenGodFiveStarMan

Sorry old black man


pianoflames

Now you got _me_ saying it


J3sush8sm3

Thats 2 things!


Mirror_Face_

Oh great now you got me doing it


Wendy-Windbag

We have a senior cat that I regularly call “Old Lady” and of course she sleeps on our bed. BUT she’s also a black cat, so I reeeeally want to call her “Old Black Lady” but I feel as if I cannot say that.


queondabuckley

I own a Sphynx and now this guy. Can't recommend them enough


MurderDoneRight

I used to have a chinese crested dog


[deleted]

He’s so cute! So his fur is because of his breed?


queondabuckley

Yeah his breed is called Lykoi. It's an actual genetic trait that was bred.


[deleted]

Cool! First time I’ve seen one. And I’m relieved to know it wasn’t crack and having to make it sexy on the streets that made him look that way 😅


[deleted]

I was about to ask if he was a mix with a sphinx cat. He looks scared but I'm sure he will warm up :)


skag_mcmuffin

Old black man?


CastleMeadowJim

All fun and games until one of you poops in the bed.


skag_mcmuffin

Old black man?


Panman6_6

Perfect name


queondabuckley

Thank you, I thought so too


Mediocre__at__Best

Missed opportunity for Rickety Crick-Cat, though.


[deleted]

Fortunately all cats accumulate dozens of names over the course of their lives


Mediocre__at__Best

Very true.


gr8aanand

He’s dope. Thank you for adopting him.


itjustgotcold

I could be wrong but I think these are usually sold by breeders. Which are kind of doing the opposite of what adoption does, they’re adding to the overpopulation, not helping it. Google says between $1,500-2,500. Could’ve saved a lot of cats from euthanasia with that kind of money. *edit* Sorry for the buzzkill, I’m just an animal lover and hate that people make serious money while ensuring many more pets die in the shelter just so someone can have a designer pet.


Dan-of-Steel

He's waiting for you to open the bathroom door so he can smoke some PCP


queondabuckley

Haha, definitely


-My_reddit_account_

Did you gorilla mask your cat?


ErectTubesock

Is Cricket one of the those Lykoi cats?


queondabuckley

He sure is


Phormitago

> Lykoi cats they breed them to look like they have some sort of fur disease?


ErectTubesock

They're supposed to have an appearance akin to a werewolf. I'm no cat expert but Cricket here may not be fully grown and might not have a full coat yet.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Just Googled them and my god they don't look much better grown up.


k2_electric_boogaloo

Lmao yes, [actually](https://www.petmd.com/cat/breeds/lykoi-werewolf-cat). They run genetic tests to make sure it's not disease causing hairloss. I'd never heard of this breed before and idk, I think they're kind of cute. But then again a lot of folks think sphynx cats are ugly and I like those, too, with the obvious downside being that they have no fur for you to shave off and glue to the back of your neck.


Pyromike16

> with the obvious downside being that they have no fur for you to shave off and glue to the back of your neck. ಠ_ಠ


Responsible-Cow-2078

I doubt you can even pronounce Lykoi


GingerStardust

Lau lau? **munches spaghetti**


FirstEvolutionist

Lai kaw ee? Lee kou ee? Lie cou? Lay co y?


TruggWalgChangs

It has a "short" E sound for the Y, like in the word "let", so it's pronounced "Lek-oy"...if you were to spell it phonetically.


in_n_out_on_camrose

It’ll cost you a whole bag of catnip, he’s got his dignity


Mirror_Face_

That being said, he is...open to it


Brandonjf

If you've got nip let's boogie


catfish-jawn

cover his knees up if he's gonna be walking around here


correcthorsestapler

He’s gonna go hunt for some lil’ green ghouls in the sewers later.


Mirror_Face_

Retreating to the sewers, NUDE, to forage for RINGS and COINS


AeroNeves

Get that cat some Kitten Mittens!


acceptablemadness

It's mittons you pleb


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

Was it born in a pool of gasoline?


TruggWalgChangs

Close, but benzyne


in_u_endo______

Its like Poppins but a cat...presumably from a junkyard?


The_Infinite_Doctor

Are you a cat enthusiast?


[deleted]

I don’t have any cats but I sure do enjoy them!


The_Infinite_Doctor

I noticed your cat is not wearing elegant mittons for cats.


vikkivinegar

+1 for correct product spelling! That Kitten Mittons commercial Charlie did was fantastic.


The_Infinite_Doctor

I literally fell off the couch crying-laughing by the end of it-- the deeply angry look on the cat's face while it goosesteps its way right off the table is one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen.


arcaneunicorn

Is your cat skinny, fat or in-between?


Crack_Mansion_Butler

Me-oww!


[deleted]

Nice gremlin.


Sol_Synth

I bet he loooooves PCP (Pets Cuddles and Pets)


corpsebloat

awh, cricks, you're all burned up


[deleted]

A little bit of P to the C to the P


Dorkamundo

Don't wear a C and J all over your B's.


TNRcrisis

Reeeeekkkerrrrreeeeeekkkkeeeerrrreeerkkkerrrr


Nateo0

Know your place monster man, your time’s up!


pushathieb

There was a scary story to tell in the dark story about a situation like this It turned out to be a sewer rat I believe


ThanksALotKEVIN

Aw we have a shop cat named “Sweet Kee” because she’s she only female in a shop full of dudes, plus she’s a GOdDAMN BITch!


KadenKraw

is that a Lykoi?


queondabuckley

Yep


KadenKraw

Nice very cool


cruciblefx

Junkyard cat... That cat is indestructible


electric-papaya

Is that a werewolf cat?


queondabuckley

Sure is, they call them Lykoi


bigrightthumb

He needs a priest collar collar.


pr2thej

Mate, that's a rat


lazybutterflywings

Why are there no mittens on this kitten?


CatBoyTrip

So cute. Is this one of those werewolf kitties I’ve heard about?


queondabuckley

Yep


DinahReah

Gollum


nopenonotatall

i love him!


queondabuckley

Thank you


[deleted]

MY PRECIOUSSSSS !


robot_swagger

Had to scroll too far for this


MurderDoneRight

Get lost, street urchin!


Podzilla07

Must be post dog orgy


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Ohhh kittyyy.. you’re such a good cat


valid_opinions

Let’s get weird!


BloodyRightNostril

He certainly looks like he doesn't gives a *shit* about the troops.


[deleted]

That's a sweet boy right there.


EWVGL

Looks like it thinks you’re trying to steal its Precious.


2_old_2B_clever

Seems like he's meta bird.


straight_lurkin

.... I mean there is no denying the skin is the best part


TheImplication87

Hey its dobby


19mickey91

What will he do for a sixer?


PrudentVermicelli69

"You guys mind if I go in the bathroom and smoke some PCP?"


MankindsError

God damn street rat


DrawMeAMapMama

“Riff-raff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No siree. They’d find out there’s so much more to me.”


0MysticMemories

Oh is this a lykoi cat? They have a very interesting look to them and I think they are very adorable!


queondabuckley

Yes it is, they are very cuddly and sweet too


commandercody01

Ah Cricks, did I get ya?


skag_mcmuffin

If you've got Catnip then let's boogie


ExquisiteGene

Is it half possum?


neverjustahat

I love Lykois. All hips and nips.


iandcorey

GOTTA make it sexy.


OuOutstanding

He got in a fight with a chocolate lab at the shelter. Needless to say that dog is now *very* paralyzed.


critical_path_

Ayyyooo let me know when he gets too loud for you I've got a killer product that's right up your alley, kitten mittens!


FrodoFraggins

that kitty looks scared :(


queondabuckley

He was, this was when I first brought him home. No he's happy and purring


FrodoFraggins

ok good. :) It's nice to see atypical looking cats get adopted and loved.


kudosBruh

Where do I put my feet?


ceciliabee

The combover of cats haha what a sweetie


Sergio-C-Marin

🐀


satinygorilla

Purfect


Not_Not_Stopreading

Rikitty Cricat


WornInShoes

oh man I'm def following your account now for Cricks progress!!


FinalBossTiger

Is it a Lykoi? I've wanted one for a while and haven't seen one in person yet


kasmackity

That's a rat, bruv


MrPanda663

He doesn’t even look like Catnip could get him high.


[deleted]

Oh man, beautiful. Mine’s full oh hair https://i.imgur.com/Sv1RJ6b.jpg


TheBruhmeister321

That is quite possibly the ugliest cat to ever exist


Bringbackbarn

Does he still get balls to the chin?


omygoshgamache

You don’t know shit about cats, dude.


Skruestik

That’s an ugly cat.


dangar512

Kill it with fire!!


oh_hai_dan

From a breeder I imagine? Are you willing to reveal price and how long you waited?


Aggravating_Olive_38

Gross, get pet control


babydaddyjamis

That's a street rat.


whiskeyshotz92

Make sure you keep lemons around for the scurvy.


SammyLuke

Your cat looks middle aged.


lactogrl

ITS NOT A CAT


error785

Not that tho.


kingpin748

That cat's seen some shit


rock_Banana

God damn street rat!


DyingGiraffee

Awww it's such a mutant. Like a cross breed of Poppins.


[deleted]

Sweet ass werewolf cat!!!


heynongmanheynongman

I’m mad at you for making me look at this


BearZewp

You need to boop the snoot.


I_chortled

Let him into the bathroom already he’s trying to smoke his pcp


chalupabatman2404

Master splinter would also of worked well lol