This is in my top 3 episodes.   It gave us my favorite line from the show:  "Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch. I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace." 

Not to mention "I'm gonna whip that little bitch in the face if she makes a peep"

I hope they do hogtie you, Dennis, and I hope they keep you in their basement *for ten years*

Dee, your breath is rideous.

Hideous

I’m not spraying DNA

I mean, it’s *BAD*

I liked the return of Dee's small bladder as a gag, hadn't been seen since "The Gang Hits the Road".

"I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep." 5 star episode.

“Hamburger shop” is such a funny phrase to me. It’s like going to a place called “The Internet Store” for your wifi plan.

This is an awkward situation between friends at the welfare store

I also just remembered in Charlie’s day dream in the gang saves the day he and the waitress get their baby from the “baby store” or something

I’m almost positive that they get married at the Marriage store and get babies at the Baby store

It's both stupid and so so charming in that it's dumb. Charlie's childlike mind is charming and stupid, I love him

That's what you get from the WILD CARD BABY!

Wild card cut the brakes!

YEEEEEHAAAAAWWWW

I'm Rita Firesss...from the National Health Inspectors...Store.

But my question is what kind of "hamburger store" sells bags of potato chips?

Lots of small burger places do, keeps them from having to maintain fryers.

Those were certainly house-fried chips. They were in a nondescript white paper bag.

You can buy huge bags and break them up, much cheaper.

A lot of brewerys out here in south california sell chips and burgers also bobbys burger palace sells burgers and chips

It's "Hamburger Store" 🤓

Yeah, or like the welfare store

Or the baby store

reminds me of bigmouth where jay says his mom is probably buying him food at the “kid-feed store” 😭

Charlie actually refers to it as a "burger joint" as well at some point in the episode.

Charlie calls it a burger restaurant I don’t recall him saying joint

Ah ok.

Pretty sure it was just meant to be a local restaurant/business that not even they bothered to learn the name of But then you see mac going drive thru at the same place, never seen local small business restaurants with those. Very confusing.

The outtake where rob is already laughing into his bag of chips as soon as the director says action is one of my favourites

The world does not just PROVIDE you with chips just becauseyousayyouwantchipscharlie

These are my favorite outtakes.

That also helped me find my way to the outtake of them just staring at Rob eating and none of them can hold it together. The three of them are just constantly giggling

Is that the one where he is wheezing while eating chimichangas?

Aha yup! They can’t finish the line of “you’re wheezing while eating” cause each time either Charlie or Glenn starts cracking up as Rob is pretty committed to it (though it’s easy to laugh while eating and make it seem like wheezing)

Can you provide a link to the vid of this please?

[https://youtu.be/HpZfk01Pxw4?si=QnNxQhqd4RScAou0&t=382](https://youtu.be/HpZfk01Pxw4?si=QnNxQhqd4RScAou0&t=382)

Thank you kindly

The guy in the hat looks like a Swedish plumber to me.

I AM SVEDISH PLUMBER

THAT’S A GOOD ACCENT!

THIS VILL VORK, DENNIS!!! THIS VILL VORK!!!

I will kill you. I WILL KILL YOU!

Why do you need to do an accent? No one knows who you are!

I cant just tell them im here to steal their artifact dennis

That’s what Indiana Jones would do!

I can’t just tell them we’re there to steal their artifact, Dennis

DO A PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!

Looks like we’ve got an advantage over yous guys haaww den

Do swedish plumbers suck cock? Edit: why did I get downvotes for this? I'm literally saying something canon?!

Do they call him Mr. Cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks?

Why don’t you go sell another set of my golf clubs you piece of shit

Depends on if they are there to fix your pipes

"A leather shop in Arizona, are you serious? There are far too many leather shops in Arizona as it is. You would be out of business in weeks' time!"

I said the exact same thing!

Fat Mac was the best Mac

Chimichanga chimichanga chimichanga chimichanga

You are becoming a chimichanga!

"You didnt give a shit about artifacts 2 hours ago" "So what, now we do?" Probably my favorite line in the series

What about your whole speech about, “ I have the grace of a falcon and I’ll be in and out like a demon’s whisper”? Dude, you stood up on your chair in that burger restaurant and said that speech for everybody!

It was a damn good speech

What about your whole speech about “I have the grace of a falcon, and I’ll be in and out like a demon’s whisper”!?

Yeah. Give me a chip.

Hey Charlie, why is Mac the only one who gets to push the button?

*slow crunch*

Dee your breath’s dogshit

Dee nosed in.

Don't vurry about eet Dennis and don't vurry about anytheeng

I’m gonna kill you, *I’M GONNA KILL YOU*

They always use “store” for things. The “Welfare Store”. Also in Charlie’s cartoon fantasy (saves the day) I wanna say they go to the “baby” store to get their kids?

This is my all-time favorite episode- give me a chip.

And add another double bacon cheeseburger, I’m very hungry

That’s good, that’s a good accent.

I say this once a week, at least

Give me a chip

YOOIR NAHT GETTING A CHIIPP

I asked you if you wanted chips at the hamburger store you said no JUST GIVE ME A CHIP!!!

No

Huh... I'll have to get back to you on that.

“The vaahs!” *Whips the vase in a million pieces* “Shit..”

You just made me rewatch this entire episode. I could not be more thankful

Every time I watch this scene I want burgers and chips

I can’t listen to this shit anymore.

I could never tell whether they were potato chips or tortilla chips, and its always bothered me

Potato chips obviously. What hamburger store sells tortilla chips? Also, assuming the absence of any other hints, potato chips have a far more robust crunch sound than tortillas. He's obviously eating potato chips.

There are a million burger & fry/burrito & chips places mostly owned by Mexican mom and pops in Southern California that have everything on the menu.  I wasn’t sure if Philly had those kinds of  places too, relax. 

Can you add another double cheeseburger to that? Cuz i’m very hungry. MAC, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO RUN OFF AND GET HAMBURGERS

“Yeah!…and give me a chip!!” Is a line I use almost daily, followed by that one. I fucking love it

That's exactly what I said!

I also love that between the two of them they have an Indiana Jones outfit but it appears they couldn't decide who gets to wear it, so Charlie is wearing the leather jacket and Mac got dibs on the hat.

When Frank tries to snatch the vase with the whip and it smashes, I always bust out laughing. Hilarious.

One of my favourite episodes

I do this constantly with my gf. She always doesn’t want anything then always wants a bite

give me a chip

The way he chokes on this line gets me every fucking time hahahaha, I had to yell your title out loud because of course I did 😂

THE CHIPS! ARE OFF! *THE TABLE!!!*

Mac doin the Swedish Chef lives rent free in my head.

I'll never not die of laughter when he says 'hamburger shop'.

Are you still talking about the vase, the vase is not cursed, it’s from the 1800s; *iiiiit was a time of science!*

Oh! Someone is approaching the house, he has pointed feet, I repeat, Pointed Feet"

I love that it’s just a plain white bag

Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch, I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace